L1[02:35:02] <Va​ur> %tonkout

L2[02:35:02] <MichiBot> Jiminy Cricket! Va​ur! You beat your own previous record of 3 hours, 2 minutes and 50 seconds (By 2 hours, 40 minutes and 48 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L3[02:35:03] <MichiBot> Va​ur has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.005 tonk points! plus 0.008 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 0.32744, Position #2 Need 0.0087 more points to pass Spider​EveryOS!

L4[04:58:43] <Forec​aster> %tonk

L5[04:58:43] <MichiBot> Wow! Forec​aster! You beat Va​ur's previous record of <0 (By 2 hours, 23 minutes and 40 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L6[04:58:44] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 2 hours, 23 minutes and 40 seconds! Forecaster also gained 0.00239 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.02389 more points to pass Va​ur!

L7[08:20:12] <Forec​aster> %tonkout

L8[08:20:12] <MichiBot> Wah! Forec​aster! You beat your own previous record of 2 hours, 23 minutes and 40 seconds (By 57 minutes and 48 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L9[08:20:13] <MichiBot> Forec​aster has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk points! plus 0.004 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 0.31055, Position #3 Need 0.01689 more points to pass Va​ur!

L11[09:27:34] <Va​ur> %tonk

L12[09:27:34] <MichiBot> Sard! Va​ur! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of <0 (By 1 hour, 7 minutes and 21 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L13[09:27:35] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 1 hour, 7 minutes and 21 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00112 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2. Need 0.00758 more points to pass Spider​EveryOS!

L14[09:42:29] <Forec​aster> https://discordembeds.pc-logix.com/live/1769938949374.png

L15[09:42:30] <Forec​aster> heh

L16[09:55:39] <Va​ur> %chug

L17[09:55:40] <MichiBot> You drink a solid gold potion (New!). A genie appears out of the empty bottle, turns it into a pie, then vanishes.

L18[11:33:47] <Spider​EveryOS> %tonk

L19[11:33:47] <MichiBot> Holy inverted hole Batman! Spider​EveryOS! You beat Va​ur's previous record of 1 hour, 7 minutes and 21 seconds (By 58 minutes and 51 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L20[11:33:48] <MichiBot> SpiderEveryOS's new record is 2 hours, 6 minutes and 13 seconds! SpiderEveryOS also gained 0.00196 (0.00098 x 2) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #1.

L22[11:54:08] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!! Theres an NPC slime disquised as a cat in my soup!

L25[11:54:40] <Amanda> Looks too

L26[11:55:16] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster with mutable ocean potion

L27[11:55:17] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable ocean potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a lava boy until an angel gets their wings.

L28[12:28:45] <Forec​aster> D:

L29[12:36:38] <Amanda> %choose recover or destroy

L30[12:36:38] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: You'll want to go with "recover".

L31[12:36:48] <Amanda> but that's so much more effort~

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L36[14:42:07] <Corded> > <Mich​iBot> Waiter!! Waiter!! Theres an NPC slime disquised as a cat in…

L37[14:42:07] <Spider​EveryOS> Keep it as a pet

L38[14:42:11] <Spider​EveryOS> Also, %tonkout

L39[14:42:12] <MichiBot> Bejabbers! Spider​EveryOS! You beat your own previous record of 2 hours, 6 minutes and 13 seconds (By 1 hour, 2 minutes and 10 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L40[14:42:13] <MichiBot> Spider​EveryOS has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk points! plus 0.004 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 0.3451, Position #1

L41[15:05:44] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster

L42[15:05:44] <MichiBot> You fling a fluffy nectar potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster's pockets suddenly contain 1d​10 => 5 Sapphire colored marbles.

L43[16:47:14] <Va​ur> %tonk

L44[16:47:15] <MichiBot> Jiminy Cricket! Va​ur! You beat Spider​EveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 2 hours, 5 minutes and 2 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L45[16:47:16] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 2 hours, 5 minutes and 2 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00208 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2. Need 0.01446 more points to pass Spider​EveryOS!

L46[18:04:40] <Va​ur> %chug

L47[18:04:40] <MichiBot> You drink a serif gold potion (New!). As Vaur drinks the potion they seem to have become magnetic and A power adapter incompatible with everything flies towards them! They successfully evaded it with a 17 vs DC 14!

L48[18:06:50] <Forec​aster> hrm, mining in resource extraction points is dangerous

L49[18:07:16] <Forec​aster> I was attacked by a Fer-de-lance and had to skedaddle outta there

L50[18:07:24] <Forec​aster> got me down to 70% hull

L52[19:03:02] <Amanda> %choose comfort or uitlity

L53[19:03:03] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: A faraway lamp replies something inaudible.

L54[19:05:28] <Amanda> I think that lamp was closer to comfort, so comfort it us

L56[19:10:37] <Forec​aster> Hey! Those materials are expensive!

L58[19:30:37] <Forec​aster> D:<

L59[19:30:49] <Forec​aster> Time to get the spray bottle

L60[20:37:15] <Amanda> D:

L61[20:37:37] <Forec​aster> hm, it's empty...

L62[20:37:47] <Forec​aster> *refills it with deuterium*

L63[20:42:57] <Amanda> %choose do the thing?

L64[20:42:57] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: I've heard that such things lead to bad luck

L65[20:43:14] <Amanda> Hrrrmmm

L66[20:43:24] <Amanda> I bet I can beat the bad luck!

L67[20:50:01] <Amanda> %choose laptopnaptime?

L68[20:50:01] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: Whatever you're thinking, don't.

L69[20:50:26] <Amanda> ... why the fuck does the calendar on my tablet keep jumping ahead 11 years

L70[20:51:03] <Forec​aster> I dunno, probably some kind of paradox

L72[21:19:40] <Forec​aster> You gotta fix that paradox!

L73[21:33:40] <Va​ur> %tonkout

L74[21:33:40] <MichiBot> Bejabbers! Va​ur! You beat your own previous record of 2 hours, 5 minutes and 2 seconds (By 2 hours, 41 minutes and 23 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L75[21:33:41] <MichiBot> Va​ur has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.004 tonk points! plus 0.006 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 0.34064, Position #2 Need 0.00446 more points to pass Spider​EveryOS!

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L77[23:12:14] <Flamei​ngsoul> %tonk

L78[23:12:14] <MichiBot> Yay! Flamei​ngsoul! You beat Va​ur's previous record of <0 (By 1 hour, 38 minutes and 33 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L79[23:12:15] <MichiBot> Flameingsoul's new record is 1 hour, 38 minutes and 33 seconds! Flameingsoul also gained 0.00164 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #4. Need 0.21203 more points to pass Forec​aster!

L80[23:12:17] <Flamei​ngsoul> %chug

L81[23:12:17] <MichiBot> You drink a fragrant grass potion (New!). Flameingsoul sees the sky briefly flash solid dark blue then go back to normal.

L82[23:25:13] <Ar​iri> %pet Amanda

L83[23:25:13] <MichiBot> Ariri is petting Amanda with a packet of instant fire. Amanda regains 1d4 => 2 hit points! The packet of instant fire angered a gnome and didn't put up enough of a fight.

L84[23:26:06] <Amanda> D:

L85[23:26:41] <Amanda> Elfi~ tell Ariri that you're not supposed to pet a kitten with thermite!

L86[23:39:41] <Ar​iri> i thought it was glitter

L87[23:39:46] <Ar​iri> my bad