L1[00:30:34] <Flamei​ngsoul> %tonk

L2[00:30:34] <MichiBot> Yikes! Flamei​ngsoul! You beat Va​ur's previous record of <0 (By 3 hours, 40 minutes and 54 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L3[00:30:35] <MichiBot> Flameingsoul's new record is 3 hours, 40 minutes and 54 seconds! Flameingsoul also gained 0.00368 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #4. Need 0.20226 more points to pass Forec​aster!

L4[00:30:38] <Flamei​ngsoul> %chug

L5[00:30:39] <MichiBot> You drink a porous pussplum potion (New!). Flameingsoul forgets the location of a great treasure.

L6[00:31:47] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster with mutable green potion

L7[00:31:47] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable green potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a tiberium fish boy until they say the phrase "Mew Jeez".

L8[02:24:15] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster

L9[02:24:15] <MichiBot> You fling a chewy blue potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster feels slightly more agile.

L12[02:41:51] *** Joins: Hawk777 (~Hawk777@2605:1700:10aa:6600:cbd7:5b9b:b2c4:bfbc) Hawk777

L13[02:57:50] <Forec​aster> Mew jeez!

L14[04:40:20] <Forec​aster> %tonk

L15[04:40:21] <MichiBot> Gadsbudlikins! Forec​aster! You beat Flamei​ngsoul's previous record of 3 hours, 40 minutes and 54 seconds (By 28 minutes and 51 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L16[04:40:22] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 4 hours, 9 minutes and 46 seconds! Forecaster also gained 0.00192 (0.00048 x 4) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.00421 more points to pass Va​ur!

L17[05:15:22] <Spider​EveryOS> %sip

L18[05:15:22] <MichiBot> You drink a boiling rock potion (New!). SpiderEveryOS's eyebrows vanish until they tonk.

L22[09:32:58] <Spider​EveryOS> %tonkout

L23[09:32:58] <MichiBot> Holy wand of awkward laughter Batman! Spider​EveryOS! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of 4 hours, 9 minutes and 46 seconds (By 42 minutes and 51 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L24[09:32:59] <MichiBot> Spider​EveryOS has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.004 tonk points! plus 0.003 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 0.33614. Position #1

L27[11:14:15] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!! Theres feature creep in my soup!

L28[11:14:59] <Amanda> What do you mean? Isn't all soup meant to be an open-world MMO with crafting and survival elements?

L29[11:16:16] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster with mutable gold potion

L30[11:16:17] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable gold potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into an oculemon golem girl until they use "Mew" in a sentence.

L31[11:27:49] <Forec​aster> Hey! How dare mew!? I mean you!

L32[11:28:06] <Forec​aster> Oh phew, it wore off

L33[11:28:30] <Corded> > <Ama​nda> What do you mean? Isn't all soup meant to be an open-world …

L34[11:28:30] <Forec​aster> And web3 features of course!

L35[11:52:33] <Va​ur> %tonk

L36[11:52:33] <MichiBot> Fiddlesticks! Va​ur! You beat Spider​EveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 2 hours, 19 minutes and 35 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L37[11:52:34] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 2 hours, 19 minutes and 35 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00233 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2. Need 0.02854 more points to pass Spider​EveryOS!

L38[12:18:41] <Amanda> %choose take deck or just ereader

L39[12:18:41] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: Why not both? Okay fine. "just ereader".

L40[12:18:53] <Amanda> Well, both would be the first option

L41[13:42:25] <Amanda> %choose go to the subway?

L42[13:42:25] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: A nearby lamp turns octarine.

L43[13:42:30] <Amanda> Hrm

L44[13:51:36] <Forec​aster> that lamp just went out, weird

L45[14:21:16] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster with mutable potion

L46[14:21:16] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable gold potion that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a crimson octopus girl until they have an apple.

L47[14:21:32] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> Huh

L48[14:21:46] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> Same potion again

L49[14:22:53] <Forec​aster> That can happen, though it's very rare

L50[14:35:56] <Va​ur> %tonkout

L51[14:35:56] <MichiBot> Yippee! Va​ur! You beat your own previous record of 2 hours, 19 minutes and 35 seconds (By 23 minutes and 47 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L52[14:35:57] <MichiBot> Va​ur has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk points! plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 0.3116, Position #2 Need 0.02454 more points to pass Spider​EveryOS!

L53[15:45:05] <Spider​EveryOS> %sip warm pumpkin brew

L54[15:45:05] <MichiBot> You drink a warm adamantium potion (New!). SpiderEveryOS turns into a mithril fairy boy until they see a bird.

L55[15:57:19] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster

L56[15:57:19] <MichiBot> You fling an unaligned chocolate potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster feels chill.

L57[16:10:38] <Va​ur> %tonk

L58[16:10:38] <MichiBot> Holy angry cloud Batman! Va​ur! You beat your own previous record of <0 (By 1 hour, 34 minutes and 42 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L59[16:10:39] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 1 hour, 34 minutes and 42 seconds! No points gained for stealing from yourself. (Lost out on 0.00158)

L60[16:57:46] <Forec​aster> I thought I had a solution

L61[16:58:16] <Forec​aster> I copied the keybind files from my old computer where I knew I'd played with a gamepad not so long ago with the controls how I wanted them

L62[16:58:28] <Forec​aster> but nope, complete garbage

L63[16:58:39] <Forec​aster> so now I have to re-do it I guess

L64[17:01:37] *** Joins: Hawk777 (~Hawk777@2605:1700:10aa:6600:a887:4912:798e:daad) Hawk777

L65[17:48:32] <Forec​aster> %tonk

L66[17:48:32] <MichiBot> Aw jeez! Forec​aster! You beat Va​ur's previous record of 1 hour, 34 minutes and 42 seconds (By 3 minutes and 11 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L67[17:48:33] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 1 hour, 37 minutes and 54 seconds! Forecaster also gained 0.0001 (0.00005 x 2) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.01044 more points to pass Va​ur!

L70[20:51:23] <Va​ur> %tonk

L71[20:51:23] <MichiBot> Dad-Sizzle! Va​ur! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of 1 hour, 37 minutes and 54 seconds (By 1 hour, 24 minutes and 56 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L72[20:51:24] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 3 hours, 2 minutes and 50 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00284 (0.00142 x 2) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2. Need 0.0217 more points to pass Spider​EveryOS!

L73[20:51:50] <Va​ur> %chug

L74[20:51:50] <MichiBot> You drink a crunchy blue potion (New!). 4 nearby pebbles suddenly shift slightly in Vaur's direction.

L75[21:07:39] <Amanda> %choose laptopnaptime?

L76[21:07:39] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: Hm. I can't choose. Ask me again in a couple of minutes.

L77[21:12:37] <Amanda> Hrrrmmm

L79[22:46:39] <Amanda> %choose rain box time?

L80[22:46:39] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: Hm. I can't choose. Ask me again in a couple of minutes.

L81[22:46:49] <Amanda> Again?

L82[23:39:27] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %choose a thing

L83[23:39:27] <MichiBot> Brisingr​ Aerowing: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

L84[23:39:43] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster

L85[23:39:43] <MichiBot> You fling a crumbling pearlpeas potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. As the potion hits @Forecaster they seem to have become magnetic and An unassuming lamp flies towards them! They fail to evade it with a 11 vs DC 14 and takes 1d​6 => 4 damage.