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L1[00:30:34]

<Flameingsoul> %tonk
L2[00:30:34] <MichiBot> Yikes!
Flameingsoul! You beat Vaur's previous record of <0 (By 3
hours, 40 minutes and 54 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L3[00:30:35] <MichiBot> Flameingsoul's
new record is 3 hours, 40 minutes and 54 seconds! Flameingsoul also
gained 0.00368 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #4. Need
0.20226 more points to pass Forecaster!
L4[00:30:38]

<Flameingsoul> %chug
L5[00:30:39] <MichiBot> You drink a porous
pussplum potion (New!). Flameingsoul forgets the location of a
great treasure.
L6[00:31:47] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster
with mutable green potion
L7[00:31:47] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable
green potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster
turns into a tiberium fish boy until they say the phrase "Mew
Jeez".
L8[02:24:15]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster
L9[02:24:15] <MichiBot> You fling a chewy
blue potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster
feels slightly more agile.
L11[02:24:49] ⇨
Joins: computerdores (~computerd@46.28.84.136)
L12[02:41:51] *** Joins: Hawk777
(~Hawk777@2605:1700:10aa:6600:cbd7:5b9b:b2c4:bfbc) Hawk777
L13[02:57:50]

<Forecaster> Mew jeez!
L14[04:40:20]

<Forecaster> %tonk
L15[04:40:21] <MichiBot> Gadsbudlikins!
Forecaster! You beat Flameingsoul's previous record of 3
hours, 40 minutes and 54 seconds (By 28 minutes and 51 seconds)! I
hope you're happy!
L16[04:40:22] <MichiBot> Forecaster's
new record is 4 hours, 9 minutes and 46 seconds! Forecaster also
gained 0.00192 (0.00048 x 4) tonk points for stealing the tonk.
Position #3. Need 0.00421 more points to pass Vaur!
L17[05:15:22]

<SpiderEveryOS> %sip
L18[05:15:22] <MichiBot> You drink a
boiling rock potion (New!). SpiderEveryOS's eyebrows vanish
until they tonk.
L19[08:15:56] ⇦
Quits: Hawk777 (~Hawk777@2605:1700:10aa:6600:cbd7:5b9b:b2c4:bfbc)
(Quit: Leaving.)
L20[08:35:23] ⇦
Quits: vidak (~vidak@2407:e400:7800:2c01:d0be:76f8:cc84:bd4a)
(Remote host closed the connection)
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Joins: vidak
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L22[09:32:58]

<SpiderEveryOS> %tonkout
L23[09:32:58] <MichiBot> Holy wand of
awkward laughter Batman! SpiderEveryOS! You beat
Forecaster's previous record of 4 hours, 9 minutes and 46
seconds (By 42 minutes and 51 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L24[09:32:59] <MichiBot> SpiderEveryOS has
stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.004 tonk
points! plus 0.003 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to
50% because stealing) Current score: 0.33614. Position #1
L25[11:13:58] *
Amanda meows and looks around
L26[11:14:15] *
Amanda orders MichiBot some %soup
L27[11:14:15] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!!
Theres feature creep in my soup!
L28[11:14:59] <Amanda> What do you mean?
Isn't all soup meant to be an open-world MMO with crafting and
survival elements?
L29[11:16:16] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster
with mutable gold potion
L30[11:16:17] <MichiBot> You fling a
mutable gold potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster.
@Forecaster turns into an oculemon golem girl until they use
"Mew" in a sentence.
L31[11:27:49]

<Forecaster> Hey! How dare mew!? I mean
you!
L32[11:28:06]

<Forecaster> Oh phew, it wore off
L33[11:28:30] <Corded> > <Amanda>
What do you mean? Isn't all soup meant to be an open-world
…
L34[11:28:30]

<Forecaster> And web3 features of
course!
L35[11:52:33]

<Vaur>
%tonk
L36[11:52:33] <MichiBot> Fiddlesticks!
Vaur! You beat SpiderEveryOS's previous record of <0 (By
2 hours, 19 minutes and 35 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L37[11:52:34] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 2 hours, 19 minutes and 35 seconds! Vaur also gained
0.00233 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2. Need
0.02854 more points to pass SpiderEveryOS!
L38[12:18:41] <Amanda> %choose take deck or
just ereader
L39[12:18:41] <MichiBot> Amanda: Why not
both? Okay fine. "just ereader".
L40[12:18:53] <Amanda> Well, both would be
the first option
L41[13:42:25] <Amanda> %choose go to the
subway?
L42[13:42:25] <MichiBot> Amanda: A nearby
lamp turns octarine.
L43[13:42:30] <Amanda> Hrm
L44[13:51:36]

<Forecaster> that lamp just went out,
weird
L45[14:21:16]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster with mutable potion
L46[14:21:16] <MichiBot> You fling a
mutable gold potion that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster
turns into a crimson octopus girl until they have an apple.
L47[14:21:32]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> Huh
L48[14:21:46]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> Same potion again
L49[14:22:53]

<Forecaster> That can happen, though
it's very rare
L50[14:35:56]

<Vaur>
%tonkout
L51[14:35:56] <MichiBot> Yippee! Vaur! You
beat your own previous record of 2 hours, 19 minutes and 35 seconds
(By 23 minutes and 47 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L52[14:35:57] <MichiBot> Vaur has tonked
out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk points! plus 0.002
bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 0.3116, Position
#2 Need 0.02454 more points to pass SpiderEveryOS!
L53[15:45:05]

<SpiderEveryOS> %sip warm pumpkin
brew
L54[15:45:05] <MichiBot> You drink a warm
adamantium potion (New!). SpiderEveryOS turns into a mithril fairy
boy until they see a bird.
L55[15:57:19]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster
L56[15:57:19] <MichiBot> You fling an
unaligned chocolate potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster.
@Forecaster feels chill.
L57[16:10:38]

<Vaur>
%tonk
L58[16:10:38] <MichiBot> Holy angry cloud
Batman! Vaur! You beat your own previous record of <0 (By 1
hour, 34 minutes and 42 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L59[16:10:39] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 1 hour, 34 minutes and 42 seconds! No points gained for
stealing from yourself. (Lost out on 0.00158)
L60[16:57:46]

<Forecaster> I thought I had a
solution
L61[16:58:16]

<Forecaster> I copied the keybind files
from my old computer where I knew I'd played with a gamepad
not so long ago with the controls how I wanted them
L62[16:58:28]

<Forecaster> but nope, complete
garbage
L63[16:58:39]

<Forecaster> so now I have to re-do it I
guess
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(~Hawk777@2605:1700:10aa:6600:a887:4912:798e:daad) Hawk777
L65[17:48:32]

<Forecaster> %tonk
L66[17:48:32] <MichiBot> Aw jeez!
Forecaster! You beat Vaur's previous record of 1 hour, 34
minutes and 42 seconds (By 3 minutes and 11 seconds)! I hope
you're happy!
L67[17:48:33] <MichiBot> Forecaster's
new record is 1 hour, 37 minutes and 54 seconds! Forecaster also
gained 0.0001 (0.00005 x 2) tonk points for stealing the tonk.
Position #3. Need 0.01044 more points to pass Vaur!
L68[20:03:57] ⇨
Joins: GG556677 (~GG556677@95.81.233.142)
L69[20:07:59] ⇦
Quits: GG556677 (~GG556677@95.81.233.142) (Ping timeout: 198
seconds)
L70[20:51:23]

<Vaur>
%tonk
L71[20:51:23] <MichiBot> Dad-Sizzle! Vaur!
You beat Forecaster's previous record of 1 hour, 37 minutes
and 54 seconds (By 1 hour, 24 minutes and 56 seconds)! I hope
you're happy!
L72[20:51:24] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 3 hours, 2 minutes and 50 seconds! Vaur also gained
0.00284 (0.00142 x 2) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position
#2. Need 0.0217 more points to pass SpiderEveryOS!
L73[20:51:50]

<Vaur>
%chug
L74[20:51:50] <MichiBot> You drink a
crunchy blue potion (New!). 4 nearby pebbles suddenly shift
slightly in Vaur's direction.
L75[21:07:39] <Amanda> %choose
laptopnaptime?
L76[21:07:39] <MichiBot> Amanda: Hm. I
can't choose. Ask me again in a couple of minutes.
L77[21:12:37] <Amanda> Hrrrmmm
L78[21:13:26] *
Amanda decides it's laptopnapitme, curls up around Elfi, meows
stories to her
L79[22:46:39] <Amanda> %choose rain box
time?
L80[22:46:39] <MichiBot> Amanda: Hm. I
can't choose. Ask me again in a couple of minutes.
L81[22:46:49] <Amanda> Again?
L82[23:39:27]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> %choose a thing
L83[23:39:27] <MichiBot> Brisingr
Aerowing: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
L84[23:39:43]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster
L85[23:39:43] <MichiBot> You fling a
crumbling pearlpeas potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster.
As the potion hits @Forecaster they seem to have become magnetic
and An unassuming lamp flies towards them! They fail to evade it
with a 11 vs DC 14 and takes 1d6 => 4 damage.