L1[00:35:25] <Spider​EveryOS> %tonk

L2[00:35:25] <MichiBot> I'm sorry SpiderEveryOS, you were not able to beat Flameingsoul's record of 1 hour, 38 minutes and 33 seconds this time. 1 hour, 23 minutes and 10 seconds were wasted! Missed by 15 minutes and 22 seconds!

L3[00:35:32] <Spider​EveryOS> I didn't see that

L4[00:57:22] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster with mutable potion

L5[00:57:22] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable dirt potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a void rock girl until someone turns off a lamp.

L6[00:57:52] <Flamei​ngsoul> %chug

L7[00:57:52] <MichiBot> You drink a proprietary aegisalt potion (New!). Flameingsoul's nails turn apple until someone turns on a lamp and then off again.

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L9[01:27:54] <Spider​EveryOS> %splash ⁨@Forecaster⁩ with mutable potion

L10[01:27:55] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable violet potion (New!) that splashes onto ⁨@Forecaster⁩. ⁨@Forecaster⁩ turns into a rød toad boy until they steal the moon.

L11[01:28:39] <Spider​EveryOS> So say nobody turned off a lamp or stool the moon. Would Forecaster be both at the same time?

L12[01:28:52] <Spider​EveryOS> * stole the moon. Would Forecaster be both at the same time?

L13[01:28:54] <^Tranquil^> Hi

L14[01:29:01] <Corded> > <^Tran​quil^> Hi

L15[01:29:01] <Spider​EveryOS> Hi

L16[01:33:13] <^Tranquil^> Corded: i don't talk to bad nicknames

L18[02:50:37] <Mic​hiyo> bad... nicknames?

L19[02:50:40] <Mic​hiyo> o_O

L20[03:38:46] <The P​atmann> I don't think they understood that corded is the bridge bot lol

L21[03:39:22] <Mic​hiyo> sure... but "bad nicknames"? lol

L22[03:39:27] <The P​atmann> Yeah lmao

L23[04:05:57] <Forec​aster> That's an interesting statement from someone with symbols in their name

L24[04:13:06] <Forec​aster> Also maybe they're anti-cables

L25[05:05:20] <Va​ur> %tonk

L26[05:05:20] <MichiBot> Holy happy flower Batman! Va​ur! You beat Flamei​ngsoul's previous record of 1 hour, 38 minutes and 33 seconds (By 2 hours, 51 minutes and 21 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L27[05:05:21] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 4 hours, 29 minutes and 54 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00572 (0.00286 x 2) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2 => #1. (Overtook SpiderEveryOS)

L28[05:38:22] <Spider​EveryOS> %sip

L29[05:38:23] <MichiBot> You drink an oxidised violium potion (New!). The potion contained a computer virus! SpiderEveryOS hears a maniacal laugh as their cursor flips upside down!

L31[09:41:40] <Forec​aster> %tonk

L32[09:41:41] <MichiBot> Darn! Forec​aster! You beat Va​ur's previous record of 4 hours, 29 minutes and 54 seconds (By 6 minutes and 26 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L33[09:41:42] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 4 hours, 36 minutes and 20 seconds! Forecaster also gained 0.00055 (0.00011 x 5) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.034 more points to pass Spider​EveryOS!

L34[11:46:07] <Flamei​ngsoul> %tonk

L35[11:46:07] <MichiBot> I'm sorry Flameingsoul, you were not able to beat Forecaster's record of 4 hours, 36 minutes and 20 seconds this time. 2 hours, 4 minutes and 26 seconds were wasted! Missed by 2 hours, 31 minutes and 54 seconds!

L36[11:46:10] <Flamei​ngsoul> Wit

L37[11:46:13] <Flamei​ngsoul> Damn my habbits

L38[11:46:21] <Flamei​ngsoul> I meant to do chug and brain defaulted to tonk

L39[11:46:26] <Flamei​ngsoul> %chug

L40[11:46:26] <MichiBot> You drink a 2-dimensional mithril potion (New!). Some tonk points fly by. Flameingsoul caught 0.094 tonk points. (Rem. uses: 1)

L41[11:46:37] <Flamei​ngsoul> @Forecaster

L42[11:47:00] <Forec​aster> Ooh %sip 2-dimensional mithril

L43[11:47:00] <MichiBot> You drink a 2-dimensional mithril potion. Some tonk points fly by. Forecaster caught 0.09 tonk points. (Rem. uses: 0)

L44[11:47:11] <Flamei​ngsoul> Nice

L45[11:48:59] <Va​ur> damn

L46[11:52:50] <Forec​aster> I literally just checked in 😆

L47[11:54:59] <Spider​EveryOS> ): I wish I had been checking my Discord at that time

L48[12:07:53] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster with mutable violet potion

L49[12:07:53] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable violet potion that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a black steel boy until hell freezes over.

L50[12:08:18] <Amanda> Ah yes, there comes a time where every lava-boy turns intoa steel-boy

L51[12:10:25] <Va​ur> %chug

L52[12:10:25] <MichiBot> You drink an unaligned boneboo potion (New!). Vaur's clothes turn the color of toxictop until they recite the litany against fear.

L53[12:10:59] <Va​ur> https://paste.pc-logix.com/hifeyomige

L54[12:31:27] <Forec​aster> D:<

L56[13:36:08] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!! Theres a 12-step guide to late-stage capitalism in my soup!

L57[13:36:16] <Amanda> Ew.

L58[13:37:20] <Forec​aster> But what if it's really tasty?! Only 9.99 to find out!

L59[13:59:24] <Flamei​ngsoul> %chug

L60[13:59:24] <MichiBot> You drink a liquid black potion (New!). Flameingsoul shrinks by a negligible amount until hell celebrates midsummer.

L61[13:59:52] <Flamei​ngsoul> Im a student, in a dhitty high-school, they already do that

L62[14:24:27] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster

L63[14:24:28] <MichiBot> You fling a robust aluminium potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. Wheels are briefly square.

L64[15:02:26] <S​3> Okay that's Abolsutely !@#%^&* freaky.

L65[15:02:26] <S​3>

L66[15:02:27] <S​3> I just thought, "I should put some 90s on, so I pulled ip iheart radio, and in my head I had Alanis Morsette's "you oughta know" in my head, and as soon as the ad for iheart stopped playing, it was the last 10 seconds of Alanis Morsette's "you oughta know" playing.

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L69[15:43:06] <Va​ur> %tonkout

L70[15:43:06] <MichiBot> I'm sorry Va​ur, you were not able to beat Forec​aster's record of 4 hours, 36 minutes and 20 seconds this time. 3 hours, 56 minutes and 59 seconds were wasted! Missed by 39 minutes and 21 seconds!

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L72[16:36:36] <Spider​EveryOS> %sip

L73[16:36:36] <MichiBot> You drink a frosty aluminium potion (New!). It sounds like someone is dragging a large metal axe along the floor nearby... Wait, now the sound is gone...

L74[17:38:25] <Flamei​ngsoul> %chug ima down the entire local area's worth of beverages

L75[17:38:25] <MichiBot> You drink a slimy stainless steel potion (New!). The ghost of a plant haunts Flameingsoul until they sneeze.

L76[17:38:55] <Flamei​ngsoul> Are they plants I've let die? I've killed, or just all plants

L77[17:39:05] <Flamei​ngsoul> The ones in this area?

L78[17:50:00] <Forec​aster> well, it does say *a* plant

L79[17:50:29] <Flamei​ngsoul> Ooh that is true

L80[17:50:41] <Flamei​ngsoul> Wait if its a ghost is it just like, floating around me?

L81[17:50:53] <Flamei​ngsoul> Do I just get a plant companion till I sneeze

L82[17:55:53] <Va​ur> %chug

L83[17:55:54] <MichiBot> You drink a boiling dirt potion (New!). Vaur gains the ability to summon safety pins until hell has a nice fall.

L84[17:56:05] <Forec​aster> I don't know how ghost plants work

L85[17:56:37] <Corded> > <Flamei​ngsoul> Wait if its a ghost is it just like, floating around me?

L86[17:56:37] <Va​ur> its the rules of TTRPG, make up your own story that fits within what's being described

L87[17:57:19] <Flamei​ngsoul> Cool I got a ghost plant buddy that just floats next to me

L88[17:57:46] <Flamei​ngsoul> Potato

L89[18:06:13] <Forec​aster> I have murdered a lot of potatoes in my life...

L90[19:09:32] <Amanda> %remindme 30m check ci

L91[19:09:32] <MichiBot> I'll tell you "check ci" in 30m at 02/02/2026 07:39:32 PM

L92[19:39:33] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER: check ci

L93[19:42:06] <Amanda> gooodddd

L94[19:52:36] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster with mutable yellow potion

L95[19:52:36] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable yellow potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a mithril sheep boy until the next time they hug someone.

L96[19:52:50] <Amanda> and so the steel-boy turns into a sheep-boy

L98[20:22:55] <Va​ur> %tonkout

L99[20:22:56] <MichiBot> Holy impossible geometric shape Batman! Va​ur! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of 4 hours, 36 minutes and 20 seconds (By 3 minutes and 28 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L100[20:22:57] <MichiBot> Va​ur has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.004 tonk points! plus 0.003 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 0.35486. Position #2 Need 0.04624 more points to pass Forec​aster!

L102[21:59:54] <Spider​EveryOS> %tonk

L103[21:59:55] <MichiBot> Sard! Spider​EveryOS! You beat Va​ur's previous record of <0 (By 1 hour, 36 minutes and 58 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L104[21:59:56] <MichiBot> SpiderEveryOS's new record is 1 hour, 36 minutes and 58 seconds! SpiderEveryOS also gained 0.00162 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.00814 more points to pass Va​ur!

L105[22:18:26] <Izzy> steel wool

L107[23:43:27] <Ar​iri> Izzy: https://discordembeds.pc-logix.com/live/1770075807191.png