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L1[00:33:29] <Izaya> CompanionCube: the cleansing crew is doing their best!
L2[00:34:06] <CompanionCube> lol
L3[00:48:02] <stephan48> %tonk
L4[00:48:03] <MichiBot> Bejabbers! stephan48! You beat CompanionCube's previous record of 2 hours, 59 minutes and 27 seconds! I hope you're happy!
L5[00:48:04] <MichiBot> stephan48's new record is 3 hours, 3 minutes and 44 seconds! 4 minutes and 17 seconds gained!
L6[00:48:31] <CompanionCube> nice job
L7[00:50:55] <stephan48> off to work :D
L8[00:58:26] <Izaya> S3: next time you're on the server, see if lain.church is a better connection than shadowkat.net
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L16[03:12:19] <Alex404> I just had the stranges bug. OC cables are notwhere to be seen in my modpack. Not in Jei, not in creative tabs. The fuck
L17[03:12:32] <Alex404> I just had the strangest bug. OC cables are nowhere to be seen in my modpack. Not in Jei, not in creative tabs. The fuck [Edited]
L18[03:12:45] <Izaya> do you have zetta industries?
L19[03:13:14] <Alex404> No but this "modpack" its like first time booted and with a loooot of trimming to do
L20[03:13:27] <Alex404> it was just... strange
L21[03:13:34] <Izaya> no I mean if you have ZI that adds its own IE style cables
L22[03:13:41] <Alex404> didn't know that was possible, to delete a single block from a mod
L23[03:13:58] <Alex404> no zetta and no IE systems
L24[03:14:11] <Izaya> dunno then, very bizarre
L25[03:14:30] <Alex404> I do have the addon for compatibility with gregtechCE.... mmm
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L27[03:18:43] <Alex404> whats the internal name of the block?
L28[03:38:56] <Alex404> nevermind. I've found the block. Its still nowhere to be seen in creative or in jei
L29[03:39:06] <Alex404> and thats reaally,really strange
L30[03:39:08] <Alex404> oh well
L31[03:39:16] <Alex404> at least it still exist
L32[03:40:08] <Lizzian> hmm, anyone know of any dedicated server hosting providers that offer decent servers (similar spec to my current one [ OVH `EG-64 Server - Xeon E5-1650v3 - 64GB`]) for a slightly more reasonable price with non-fucked up IPv6 setups (like having the gateway on a different 'network') and decent failover abilities (OVH's vRACK is *okay* but doesn't allow me to set any IPv6 range for it and they also don't give me the option for a `/56` or `/48`
L33[03:40:08] <Lizzian> subnet)
L34[03:48:31] <stephan48> i would have recommended hetzner but they don't offer any v6 failover. also they use ff80::1 as gateway for v6
L35[03:48:45] <stephan48> (i am with them for atleast 10 years)
L36[03:51:12] <Forecaster> http://imgur.com/gallery/9TvN6D5
L37[04:11:41] <Lizzian> hmm, some of hetzner's options are looking compelling, seem to be about 20€ or so cheaper than what i'm currently playing for
L38[04:13:36] <Lizzian> and that was for an AMD Epyc system with 128GB of ECC RAM
L39[04:14:55] * Izaya drools
L40[04:15:09] <Izaya> Considering buying some more DDR3 so I can run ARK *and* Minecraft on muh server
L41[04:15:36] <Izaya> board caps out at 32GB though x_x
L42[04:16:16] <Lizzian> https://www.hetzner.com/dedicated-rootserver/ax160/configurator the one i was looking at
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L47[05:24:49] <Zef> %tonk
L48[05:24:51] <MichiBot> Gadsbudlikins! Zef! You beat stephan48's previous record of 3 hours, 3 minutes and 44 seconds! I hope you're happy!
L49[05:24:52] <MichiBot> Zef's new record is 4 hours, 36 minutes and 46 seconds! 1 hour, 33 minutes and 2 seconds gained!
L50[05:24:58] <Zef> Haha
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L52[05:40:41] <Lizzian> Frick!
L53[05:41:09] <Forecaster> Gadsbudlikins!
L54[06:00:36] <Zef> %loot
L55[06:00:37] <MichiBot> Zef: You get a loot box! It contains a geode.
L56[06:09:32] <Forecaster> %potion
L57[06:09:33] <MichiBot> Forecaster: You get a boiling yellow potion
L58[06:09:36] <Forecaster> %drink ^
L59[06:09:37] <MichiBot> Forecaster gains one point of speed.
L60[06:09:41] <Forecaster> yay
L61[06:09:51] <Lizzian> %frink ^
L62[06:09:54] <Lizzian> %frink %
L63[06:09:57] <Lizzian> ffs
L64[06:09:59] <Izaya> %drink ^
L65[06:09:59] <MichiBot> Izaya gains one point of speed.
L66[06:10:01] <Lizzian> %drink ^
L67[06:10:01] <MichiBot> Lizzian gains one point of speed.
L68[06:33:51] <MichiBot> AmandaC REMINDER: add the story about the genderbent assassin reincarnater goddess to the notification list
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L70[07:03:38] <Inari> .
L71[07:05:34] <Amir_The_Gamer> Hello Everyone
L72[07:06:37] <Amir_The_Gamer> Message contained 4 or more newlines and was pastebined https://paste.pc-logix.com/unimehojup
L73[07:06:58] <Amir_The_Gamer> My Best Is 1.93 MB
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L75[07:08:09] <Izaya> Any specific version?
L76[07:09:17] <Amir_The_Gamer> any
L77[07:09:34] <Amir_The_Gamer> If You Wanna Join The Challenge Go Here https://discord.gg/N2HgqM
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L79[07:10:28] <Bob> oof
L80[07:10:46] <Bob> cave game time
L81[07:12:36] <Izaya> I would, but >discord
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L84[07:20:02] <dequbed> @Lizzian, have you considered housing? I'm thinking of going down that route simply to be able to be my own AS and not having to rely on one more or less capable ~SPoF~company to provide me with network.
L85[07:21:00] <Amir_The_Gamer> welp my minecraft now runs on only 1.69 mb
L86[07:22:00] <dequbed> Also, BYOB as long as it fits inside a 19" rack means POWER servers as well.
L87[07:25:00] <Forecaster> http://imgur.com/gallery/SJCjkmu
L88[07:28:43] <Bob> Why are there Lua 5.2 and 5.3 in OC and what are the differences ?
L89[07:29:07] <Forecaster> they're different versions and 5.2 exists for legacy purposes
L90[07:29:18] <Bob> okay
L91[07:29:29] <Bob> i guess ill stick to the newest then
L92[07:34:35] <Lizzian> dequbed, by 'housing' do you mean colocation? I was looking into that but quite a few bits are confusing (or at least they are when i'm trying to skim read through marketing talk)#
L93[07:35:50] <deceased> Is there a premade encryption algorithm for OC instead of having to use Data chips?
L94[07:36:13] <deceased> AES 256 perhaps.
L95[07:36:19] <dequbed> @Lizzian, jup. And yes - it is a different beast than renting a server directly. You pay for much more stuff, you have to do much more stuff yourself, you have to provide the HW, etc. But you get much higher flexibility, much higer stability and lower cost in the long term (if you have enough servers that is)
L96[07:36:42] <Bob> pings dont work oof
L97[07:36:57] <Lizzian> they do, but not with a comma at the end of my name
L98[07:37:21] <dequbed> You've received it so good enough for government work.
L99[07:37:29] <Bob> oh oof
L100[07:38:22] <Lizzian> dequbed, yeah, right now i only have one server cause that's all I can really affort (i mean, i could rent a whole lot more but i'll end up being able to support myself even less than i can now)
L101[07:38:41] <dequbed> Well yes - but pooling is a thing :p
L102[07:38:52] <Lizzian> pooling?
L103[07:39:38] <Skye> So basically a group of people working together to pay for it?
L104[07:39:47] <dequbed> I'm looking at housing for servers atm and I'm at 4HU for a storage server and another 1-2 for an proper server. At that point it's cheaper to just rent 1/4 of a rack.
L105[07:40:25] <dequbed> If you do the maths, 42HU/4 /= 6HU :p
L106[07:41:21] <Corded> * <Lizzian> is confused by this HU measurement. is it just another way of saying U meaning Unit? (like, what servers are advertised as for their height)
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L108[07:42:24] <dequbed> In german it's HE for Hoeheneinheit. I did the lazy thing and translated it directly without looking up the proper word. I guess just Unit is more common in english.
L109[07:42:35] <Lizzian> ah, okay
L110[07:42:41] <Lizzian> that makes more sense now
L111[07:42:56] <stephan48> Hight Units
L112[07:43:20] <Skye> I can't afford servers :<
L113[07:43:43] <stephan48> being not willing/able to affort more currently means i have a midsized hetzner server from the EX line with a onsite for backup :D
L114[07:44:10] <stephan48> i would like to do much more(especially networking and storage wise, not just some VPN and virtual machine stuff) but heh
L115[07:46:35] <Skye> I borrow a VPS on Lizzian's server for Web hosting and use mailbox.org for email.
L116[07:47:25] <Lizzy> I want the have the ability to live-failover my VMs so i can do host maintenance when i need to. Currently with OVH I *could* have stuff migrate and ipv4 traffic would be mostly unaffected, but the v6 block I have is only on the host server so i can't fail that over and has lead to the VMs having separate v4&v6 network interfaces
L117[07:47:32] <stephan48> i was thinking about using hetzners cloud feature - running many small vms interlinked with each other
L118[07:47:35] <Z0idburg> I have dedicated OVH servers running FreeBSD for hosting virtual machines and pay a few $ every month for tiny VPSes elsewhere for redundant DNS, email etc.
L119[07:47:54] <stephan48> yes Lizzy thats my endgoal when i got $$$
L120[07:48:03] <Z0idburg> My newest dedi I am working at paying $10or so a month for storage VPSes that are external
L121[07:48:15] <Z0idburg> and using ZFS with iscsi and caching to cluster them
L122[07:48:54] <stephan48> for now reboot secure config and a kubernetes cluster on the single hardware(still in planing) to minimize the general vm count together with nightly backups have to do
L123[07:49:25] <Lizzy> And a step-up from that would be having a separate network storage box that'd be fast enough for the VMs to use so the disks wont go down with a server should one fail
L124[07:49:35] <stephan48> (running multiple vms + one kubernetes master)
L125[07:49:48] <Z0idburg> I don't worry about backups, if you need a backup backup the vps manually. the dedicated VM server I can roll out in an hour
L126[07:49:49] <stephan48> ah yea
L127[07:49:53] <Z0idburg> back the way it was
L128[07:49:59] <Z0idburg> or less than
L129[07:50:11] <stephan48> yes my main use case is getting a recent backup back.
L130[07:50:28] <Lizzy> I really need to set up VM backups on my dedi.....
L131[07:50:36] <Skye> I know someone who has managed to make anycast (with IPv6) work, I wish I could do that one day but there are so many road blocks...
L132[07:50:51] <Z0idburg> How do you store your vms? when I used Slackware for Xen I stored them in LVM
L133[07:50:57] <Z0idburg> so it made it easy to resize / copy them
L134[07:51:07] <stephan48> i.e. quickly rolling out a point in time X. for more granular backups i got a backuppc setup which i use to makepropper in vm backups
L135[07:51:19] <stephan48> the nightlies are just LVM copies via borgbackup
L136[07:51:20] <Z0idburg> on FreeBSD I can create storage pools or whatever
L137[07:51:27] <Lizzy> qcow2 files, some on my server's SSD array and some on the harddrive array (that don't need a super fast disk)
L138[07:51:32] <stephan48> Skye: i kind of did that :D
L139[07:51:58] <Skye> Shame IPv4 addresses are expensive
L140[07:52:07] <stephan48> i got a seperate AS + v6 network and i am announcing it via hurricane electric and vultr VMs
L141[07:52:15] <stephan48> hurricane electric tunnel*
L142[07:52:40] <Lizzy> I think my bank of IPs cost about £5 at most, and i think that was only a one-time purchase
L143[07:52:43] <stephan48> via VPN/tunnel they terminate on the central router VM and from there i basically can give all my VMs v6 access
L144[07:52:53] <Z0idburg> Yeah I'm currently working on my remote storage project lately. Working at setting up my SSDs as ZFS cache and netbooting the dedi
L145[07:54:10] <stephan48> i pay about 8(8x1 /32)+16(1x/28) € per month for IP space with hetzner
L146[07:54:33] <Lizzy> I also want to somehow deploy a transparent firewall between my VMs and the outer internet so i can more effectively block out IPs that try and break into my servers in sequence
L147[07:54:41] <Z0idburg> It's so nice that now Xen dom0 support has matured in FreeBSD I don't need to use Linux anymore for my dedicated servers to run VMs
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L149[07:55:06] <Z0idburg> I've done that before Lizzy ?
L150[07:55:20] <stephan48> Lizzy: for me i solved that by having a central VM(called proxyvm) which controls the complete traffic of all virtual machines
L151[07:55:30] <Z0idburg> we used to even connect up tinc and stuff with ipv6 for them
L152[07:55:40] <Wattana Gaming> ok I think OpenGL is officially ded
L153[07:55:42] <stephan48> also it does stuff like VPN links to servers of friends and so on. dn42
L154[07:55:51] <Z0idburg> OpenGL is not dead
L155[07:56:01] <stephan48> this way i can easily pull the plug or disable hosts who annoy me.
L156[07:56:06] <dequbed> stephan48: Oh, you're one of the dn42 guys? neat :)
L157[07:56:11] <Skye> The smallest group of IPv4 you can use BGP on the Internet and not be ignored with is 1024, IIRC?
L158[07:56:13] <Wattana Gaming> ***Y E S I T I S*** http://tinyurl.com/yxj7acop
L159[07:56:18] <stephan48> yup AS64674 or something :D
L160[07:56:33] <stephan48> i still have to write a reporting interface so my VMs can report SSH attackers to be blocked
L161[07:56:47] <Z0idburg> Hmmmm
L162[07:56:51] <stephan48> yea thats the issue Skye with luck a /24
L163[07:56:57] <Z0idburg> I'm pretty sure vulkan is nothing like direct x
L164[07:57:01] <stephan48> but you need to get that first
L165[07:57:28] <Z0idburg> And vulkan also may end up being used as OpenGLs underlying codebase eventually
L166[07:57:38] <dequbed> stephan48: Do yourself a favour and collect all IPs and dump them into blocklist.de regularly.
L167[07:57:42] <stephan48> i do
L168[07:57:43] <stephan48> :D
L169[07:57:51] <Wattana Gaming> DirectX is an optimized graphics API for Windows. and Vulkan is the same but cross-platform and it give Linux games the **S P E E D**
L170[07:57:57] <stephan48> thats also a process i wanna streamline
L171[07:57:58] <Lizzy> yeah, a central vm is what i'll probably go for cause I may also somehow be able to set it up so that i can have the firewall vm have the two seperate v4&v6 interfaces but then provide just one to the rest of the vms which would make setup so much easier
L172[07:58:11] <stephan48> look into network namespaces
L173[07:58:16] <stephan48> brb
L174[07:58:46] <Skye> Meanwhile I feel proud at wiring up an ehternet cable from my home router to my PC because WiFi is bad and my old cable broke
L175[07:58:54] <dequbed> Lizzy: Also use nft instead of iptables so you don't have completely seperate firewalls for v4 and v6.
L176[07:58:55] <Z0idburg> in our case we used the dedi to do outer firewall and routing
L177[07:59:06] * Lizzy should probably start reporting some of the IPs that hit her servers, cause some are OVH/Digital Oceans
L178[07:59:09] <Z0idburg> and used layer 2 instead of layer 3 for our vm interfaces
L179[07:59:17] <Wattana Gaming> well WiFi is useless for gaming and streaming anyway
L180[07:59:19] <Z0idburg> with a layer 2 network we could build on top of
L181[07:59:28] <Z0idburg> we provided two networks for VMs
L182[07:59:36] <Z0idburg> and internal and an external and not all VMs had both
L183[07:59:56] <Lizzy> my vms are set up and connected to bridges made with iproute2
L184[08:00:19] <Z0idburg> being able to use the routing table gives you a lot of power
L185[08:00:24] <Lizzy> one for the server's primary interface (which has the v6) and one for the vrack interface (v4 only and network for the vms)
L186[08:00:33] <Lizzy> dequbed: will look at nft
L187[08:00:37] <dequbed> Lizzy: blocklist.de is a fail2ban etc aggregate. So instead of annoying the network admins with a thousand abuse mails about a few IPs they get one aggregate with a neat list of IPs that have attacked many people.
L188[08:00:52] <Z0idburg> netfilter is okay
L189[08:01:13] <dequbed> And yes, OVH and DigitalOcean are cooperating very closely with blocklist.
L190[08:01:24] <Z0idburg> But I don't have to worry about it now that I just use pf everywhere ?
L191[08:01:26] <Wattana Gaming> am I stupid. I dont understand the conversation at all
L192[08:01:38] <Lizzy> probably
L193[08:01:43] <Z0idburg> @Wattana Gaming
L194[08:01:44] <dequbed> No, you are ignorant. Not quite the same.
L195[08:01:53] <Z0idburg> I stream 4K gaming on 2.4Ghz wifi remotely as remote desktop
L196[08:01:56] <Z0idburg> it works fine
L197[08:02:12] <Skye> Our house is pretty bad for WiFi
L198[08:02:27] <Lizzy> hmm, okay i'll make a note to start reporting OVH/DO's ones when i get them through, cause Fail2ban is set up to give me WHOIS info on the IP
L199[08:02:44] <Z0idburg> I have to have multiple wifi access points in stretegic places
L200[08:02:51] <dequbed> Also, @wattana Gaming properly set up WiFi is decent for low latency high bandwidth. Properly set up wired networking is *better* but that does not make WiFi useless.
L201[08:02:55] <Z0idburg> because our walls are lead filled plaster
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L203[08:03:39] <Z0idburg> Most devices that provide wifi are shitty
L204[08:03:47] <Z0idburg> because they are built using shitty hardware
L205[08:03:53] <Z0idburg> doesnt make wifi useless in general
L206[08:04:11] <Z0idburg> remember wifi uses radio
L207[08:04:58] <Lizzy> nftables looks like something i need to read into when i have some spare time and am not at work
L208[08:05:08] <Z0idburg> electromagnetic systems are not so easy to make with todays demands
L209[08:05:25] <Lizzy> %remindme 3h https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/nftables
L210[08:05:28] <MichiBot> I'll remind you about "https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/nftables&quot; at 02/13/2019 11:05:24 AM
L211[08:05:47] <dequbed> Lizzy: Yes, nftables is the more flexible and thus more complex replacement for the netfilter subsystem. It *is* however in the kernel since 2014.
L212[08:05:49] <Skye> I need a time machine
L213[08:06:18] <Z0idburg> I don't know about these daus
L214[08:06:28] <Z0idburg> but a few years ago netfilter was horrible to find documentation for
L215[08:06:43] <Z0idburg> I'm sure it's at least a little better now
L216[08:07:10] <Skye> I need more time so I can do everything I want and need to do
L217[08:07:14] <AmandaC> Skye: lemme know when you find one, and when it's my turn, I've got to skip ahead a few weeks so I have a decent chunk of story to read in all my various stories.
L218[08:07:23] <Inari 『 おにいでれ 』> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uEYveSssok&feature=em-uploademail http://tinyurl.com/y6t4nlkq
L219[08:08:05] <dequbed> Lizzy: Reminds me, nftables is slow and bad. Real programmers write their firewall in C and compile it to BPF! /s :p
L220[08:08:52] <Lizzy> brb, need to go get a bracket down from a classroom
L221[08:08:58] <Z0idburg> and then get compromised because they wrote it in C and
L222[08:09:08] <Skye> Real programmers etch their rules into silicon
L223[08:09:15] <dequbed> @Z0idburg that's not how BPF works .-.
L224[08:09:28] <Z0idburg> real programmers say fuck security it's somebody elses job
L225[08:09:36] <Z0idburg> I don't care dequbed that's not the joke
L226[08:09:41] <Z0idburg> ?
L227[08:09:51] <dequbed> Hey, you got my nick right \o/
L228[08:10:20] <Skye> Real programmers air gap their computers
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L230[08:11:00] <dequbed> Real Hackers hack air gapped computers via power glitching the mains power to get RCE.
L231[08:11:54] <Z0idburg> Real programmers distract real hackers by giving real hackers onions
L232[08:12:14] <AmandaC> Real Programmers use butterflies
L233[08:12:33] <Z0idburg> ok miss xkcdd
L234[08:12:35] <Skye> Real programmers power their computers using solar panels and truck batteries and an inverter
L235[08:12:54] <Z0idburg> not trains?
L236[08:13:02] <Bob> *and what about carpeted capacitors*
L237[08:13:07] <Forecaster> %xkcd
L238[08:13:08] <dequbed> Real hackers use a $5 wrench.
L239[08:13:15] <Z0idburg> lol
L240[08:13:24] <Forecaster> hm
L241[08:13:39] <AmandaC> Holy shit.
L242[08:13:41] <AmandaC> HOLY SHIT.
L243[08:13:56] <Z0idburg> S H I T I S H O L Y
L244[08:13:57] <AmandaC> I just realised why there's Ms and Mrs for female honorifics, but only Mr for male
L245[08:14:14] <AmandaC> Because of the practice of a female adopting their male partner's last name.
L246[08:14:18] <Skye> Real programmers just set up the universe so the result is what they want.
L247[08:14:23] <Z0idburg> you only just realized that?
L248[08:14:33] <AmandaC> I've never put much thought into it until now
L249[08:14:39] <AmandaC> Given the direction I swing
L250[08:15:09] <Z0idburg> Whick Skye is hacked together with Perl
L251[08:15:13] <Z0idburg> which*
L252[08:15:30] <AmandaC> Don't be silly, I wrote the universe in Visual basic
L253[08:15:45] <Z0idburg> O < G
L254[08:15:51] <AmandaC> ( Not VB.NET, Just VB )
L255[08:15:53] <Skye> AmandaC: Ms is a new thing, it used to only be Miss and Mrs, but Ms is a new thing because people didn't like the distinction, obviously
L256[08:15:58] <Z0idburg> MY EYES ARE BLEEDING
L257[08:16:12] <Z0idburg> UNLOAD ME
L258[08:16:24] <Z0idburg> lol
L259[08:16:36] <Z0idburg> dont put in unload me
L260[08:16:41] <Z0idburg> whatever you do
L261[08:16:47] <AmandaC> Skye: I just assumed it was a shortening, like Ms = Miss, Mrs = Misses
L262[08:16:48] * Skye kicks Zoidburg off of the stack
L263[08:16:56] <dequbed> AmandaC: Actually Mrs was used because one would address a married woman as "the wife of <Name>" or short "Mrs. <Name>" while Ms. is short for Mistress i.e. general. But your explanation is nice too
L264[08:17:27] <Skye> Isn't that explanation the same thing basically?
L265[08:17:40] <dequbed> Ms. is *very* much not a modern thing.
L266[08:17:41] <stephan48> yes just a bit more verbose :D
L267[08:18:01] <dequbed> And its not about the last name. One would say Mrs John Smith.
L268[08:18:05] <Z0idburg> I use ms
L269[08:18:06] <Skye> Miss - unmarried, Mrs - married, also assumed name change, Ms - can't tell
L270[08:18:09] <Z0idburg> all the time
L271[08:18:14] <Skye> Ah
L272[08:18:19] <Skye> I stand corrected
L273[08:18:52] <AmandaC> Man, Language is weird. Espically English, which is just three languages in a trenchcoat.
L274[08:19:11] <Z0idburg> overmorrow you will find you
L275[08:19:13] <Z0idburg> overmorrow
L276[08:19:18] <Z0idburg> XD
L277[08:19:21] <AmandaC> Why can't everything have a sane syntax, and mostly-consitent rules, like programming. ( Except Perl )
L278[08:19:38] <Forecaster> %potion
L279[08:19:39] <MichiBot> Forecaster: You get a fluffy tuna potion
L280[08:19:43] <Forecaster> %drink ^
L281[08:19:44] <MichiBot> Forecaster loses one point of strength.
L282[08:19:47] <Forecaster> aw
L283[08:19:53] <Lizzy> and back
L284[08:19:57] <AmandaC> %potion
L285[08:19:57] <MichiBot> AmandaC: You get a runny lime potion
L286[08:20:00] <AmandaC> ...
L287[08:20:05] * AmandaC hands it to Inari
L288[08:20:17] <Z0idburg> Lizzay, AmandaC discovered the science of Ms. vs Mrs. while you are gone
L289[08:20:21] <Skye> What does it do?
L290[08:20:29] <AmandaC> No idea, I just don't like the look of it
L291[08:20:31] <Z0idburg> oops sorry typed your name
L292[08:20:45] <Inari> AmandaC: Huh? :o
L293[08:20:47] <Skye> %drink ^
L294[08:20:47] <MichiBot> Skye gains an additional bone.
L295[08:20:48] <Forecaster> Lizzaaaay
L296[08:20:50] <Skye> Um
L297[08:20:52] <Skye> OK
L298[08:20:56] <Z0idburg> I didnt mean to!
L299[08:21:01] <Inari> "bone", eh
L300[08:21:06] * dequbed hands AmandaC Lojban
L301[08:21:17] <AmandaC> dequbed: you kidding? I barely speak english.
L302[08:21:18] <Z0idburg> whatevs
L303[08:21:25] <AmandaC> And I'm too old to learn a new language
L304[08:21:34] <dequbed> AmandaC: You were the one wanting a sane language with defined syntax.
L305[08:21:37] <dequbed> Lojban is that.
L306[08:21:55] <AmandaC> It's also only spoken fluently by like a couple dozen people
L307[08:21:56] <Z0idburg> dequbed: Ne, vi duvas lernu la Esperanton lingvo jes?
L308[08:22:01] <stephan48> lets just all speak perl.
L309[08:22:02] <Skye> Screaming is the universal language
L310[08:22:03] <Z0idburg> :>
L311[08:22:31] <dequbed> @Z0idburg Esperanto is nice but does not fit that criteria. It has other things going for it, e.g. native speakers.
L312[08:22:34] <stephan48> Perl is universally understood and the constructs are easy to grasp. there is no amiquity
L313[08:22:46] <Lizzy> %remindme 3h add "Lizz+(a|y)+" to hilight list
L314[08:22:47] <MichiBot> I'll remind you about "add "Lizz+(a|y)+" to hilight list" at 02/13/2019 11:22:46 AM
L315[08:22:59] <stephan48> :D
L316[08:23:00] <AmandaC> hehehe
L317[08:23:00] <Z0idburg> I like Esperanto because it is not as seriously ambiguous as English but it has just enough to feel natural
L318[08:23:06] <AmandaC> Lizzaaaayyyy
L319[08:23:08] <dequbed> Lizzy: Add Lizzaly to your hilight list.
L320[08:23:10] <Z0idburg> Loljban is like a language without feeling
L321[08:23:17] <Z0idburg> it's so artificial sounding
L322[08:23:20] <simon816> https://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=663393
L323[08:23:45] <Z0idburg> with that said, loljban may be useful as a spoken language that machines can understand
L324[08:23:55] <dequbed> @Z0idburg have you considered that Esperanto is just 15 languages in a trenchcoat and Lojban is a logic based language?
L325[08:24:07] <Z0idburg> I know this
L326[08:24:31] <Z0idburg> but that's why I don't like Loljban for general speaking
L327[08:24:36] <Z0idburg> it's too logic based
L328[08:24:54] <Lizzy> %remindme 3h "Lizzaly" too
L329[08:24:54] <MichiBot> I'll remind you about ""Lizzaly" too" at 02/13/2019 11:24:53 AM
L330[08:24:57] <AmandaC> I don't like perl, because I don't think just sequentially printing the visible section of the ASCII table should be a valid program
L331[08:24:58] <Forecaster> anyone can understand any language if you yell loud enough
L332[08:25:13] <Z0idburg> LOL
L333[08:25:14] <Lizzy> ASTRIA PORTA!
L334[08:25:22] <stephan48> simon816: thats why i like perl!
L335[08:25:46] <stephan48> AmandaC: thats why i like perl!
L336[08:25:49] <stephan48> :D
L337[08:25:56] <Z0idburg> AmandaC, I have strayed away mostly from imperative practices but Perl is still one of my imperative favorites. I think that the versatility of the syntax is very charming.
L338[08:26:19] <Z0idburg> I wrote in Perl for years as my primary even while I used others such as C
L339[08:27:01] <Skye> Lizzaaaaay
L340[08:27:10] <Z0idburg> this lizzy thing has gotten out of hand
L341[08:27:10] <Z0idburg> XD
L342[08:27:16] <Z0idburg> What did I start....
L343[08:27:26] <Forecaster> the end-times
L344[08:27:47] <stephan48> "oops"
L345[08:27:58] <Z0idburg> Most of the software I write these days besides my Lua project on OC is written in Elixir
L346[08:27:58] <AmandaC> Ragnarok does not start with a betrayal, but with a bad phonetic meme
L347[08:28:02] <Skye> Llllliiiizzzzzzaaaaallllllyyyy
L348[08:28:08] <Z0idburg> I find Elixir to be quite amazing
L349[08:28:33] <Lizzy> ||irc to discord spoiler test||
L350[08:28:34] <Z0idburg> I highly respect Erlang, its fundamental language
L351[08:28:41] <AmandaC> %give MichiBot A sapling of Yyggdrisil
L352[08:28:41] * MichiBot accepts the sapling of Yyggdrisil and adds it to her inventory
L353[08:28:44] <Lizzy> hmm, sot hat works. interesting
L354[08:28:51] <Lizzy> %loot
L355[08:28:51] <MichiBot> Lizzy: You get a loot box! It contains an eraser.
L356[08:28:57] <Lizzy> %tonk
L357[08:28:57] <MichiBot> I'm sorry Lizzy, you were not able to beat Zef's record of 4 hours, 36 minutes and 46 seconds this time.
L358[08:28:58] <MichiBot> 3 hours, 4 minutes and 7 seconds were wasted! Missed by 1 hour, 32 minutes and 39 seconds!
L359[08:29:02] <Lizzy> ah bugger
L360[08:29:14] <Z0idburg> As always I avoid C like the plague
L361[08:29:17] <Z0idburg> it's very dangerous
L362[08:29:27] <Lizzy> maybe your the C
L363[08:29:34] <AmandaC> I use Go for pretty much everything that isn't Lua-based
L364[08:29:36] <Skye> L*i*z*a?*l?*y*
L365[08:29:36] <dequbed> AmandaC: Isn't it spelled Yggdrasil(l)?
L366[08:29:45] <AmandaC> dequbed: no idea. :D
L367[08:29:58] <Z0idburg> Lizzy: I'm dangerous?! ?
L368[08:30:06] <Lizzy> %remindme 3h L*i*z*a?*l?*y* possibly?
L369[08:30:07] <MichiBot> I'll remind you about "L*i*z*a?*l?*y* possibly?" at 02/13/2019 11:30:06 AM
L370[08:30:18] <Lizzy> i'ma be so pissed off with these reminders later
L371[08:30:29] * Skye headpay Liiiizzy
L372[08:30:34] * Lizzy purrrrs
L373[08:30:37] <AmandaC> Both %remindme and %tell need a sed function
L374[08:31:01] <Lizzy> %s/need/bacon
L375[08:31:01] <MichiBot> <AmandaC> Both %remindme and %tell bacon a sed function
L376[08:31:02] <AmandaC> I don't have the claws to count how many times my %tells to inari could be enhanced by that
L377[08:31:08] <dequbed> Lizzy: What, C is a *completely* reasonable language to parse https://raw.githubusercontent.com/dequbed/C/master/macro_redirection/m4.c
L378[08:31:31] <Lizzy> wtf.
L379[08:31:38] <dequbed> C.
L380[08:31:38] <Z0idburg> C is actually very tiny
L381[08:31:43] <Z0idburg> there isn't much to it
L382[08:31:50] <dequbed> Lizzy: Run it, it's not dangerous.
L383[08:32:08] <Lizzy> I don't have a C compiler at work
L384[08:32:17] <Lizzy> or rather
L385[08:32:23] <Lizzy> i don't have one set up
L386[08:32:32] <dequbed> Do you even *nix? 0.0
L387[08:32:44] <Z0idburg> lol
L388[08:33:01] <Lizzy> i do
L389[08:33:05] <Lizzy> just not at work
L390[08:33:13] <Lizzy> because work is primerily windows
L391[08:33:32] <Z0idburg> dequbed you are so hilarious half the time
L392[08:34:04] <Lizzy> my sarcasm detector detected that
L393[08:34:18] <dequbed> ^ that's sayin' something.
L394[08:34:23] <stephan48> and then he starts speaking?
L395[08:34:40] <Z0idburg> ok where the hell did she put the brown sugar
L396[08:34:42] <stephan48> did Z0idburg just break his system?
L397[08:35:23] <Lizzy> *goes to internal estates helpdesk* why is half the page not here.... *looks at noscript* oh....
L398[08:35:23] <AmandaC> Oh, what a nice V. Day present for myself. My replacement laptop fan comes in.
L399[08:36:04] <dequbed> Isn't valentines day the 14th? <.<
L400[08:36:15] <AmandaC> Yes, tomorrow
L401[08:36:22] <AmandaC> The Fan comes in tomorrow
L402[08:36:25] <dequbed> Ah okay
L403[08:36:40] <AmandaC> UPS just sent me a notification about it arriving tomorrow. :P
L404[08:37:36] <Z0idburg> stephan48 who what
L405[08:37:39] <stephan48> dequbed: fileio? :D gcc -E is a nice thing.
L406[08:37:49] <AmandaC> Protip for people who take apare their machine to make sure the power socket is properly secured, make sure that you don't lose your grip on your phone, causing it to fall square onto the cooling fan
L407[08:38:11] <stephan48> oops.
L408[08:38:21] <Z0idburg> phone?
L409[08:38:24] <AmandaC> ~50$ for a replacement part, though, so that's going for me
L410[08:38:30] <AmandaC> %stab @Z0idburg
L411[08:38:30] * MichiBot stabs @Z0idburg with payo mayo doing 6 damage
L412[08:38:32] <dequbed> stephan48: fileio?
L413[08:38:36] <Z0idburg> whaaat
L414[08:38:42] <AmandaC> Stop pretending it's normal these days to not have a cellphone, damnit
L415[08:38:49] <Z0idburg> my phone doesnt plug into the wall power outlet
L416[08:39:35] <Z0idburg> it is normal
L417[08:39:35] <AmandaC> Even my tech-illiterate grandmother with dimentia had a damn cell phone before she passed this last december. :|
L418[08:39:50] <Z0idburg> yes but
L419[08:39:56] <Z0idburg> you have service
L420[08:40:08] <Z0idburg> good luck getting good service here
L421[08:40:16] <Skye> Guess what is shaped like a credit card, is made of paper card and it costs £127 to have 8 of them mailed to you?
L422[08:40:29] <AmandaC> RFID tags, Skye?
L423[08:40:37] <Z0idburg> travel cards?
L424[08:40:57] <Skye> Zoidburg is the closest
L425[08:41:00] <Z0idburg> calling cards?
L426[08:41:05] <AmandaC> Insurance cards?
L427[08:41:20] <AmandaC> Wait, That doesn't make sense for that currency
L428[08:41:26] <Z0idburg> train tickets
L429[08:41:39] <dequbed> What the fuck are you making your calling cards from Z0idburg and how fucking cheap is your insurance AmandaC?
L430[08:42:01] <AmandaC> dequebed The price wouldn't be for the insurance, but for a replacement card. I'
L431[08:42:04] <Z0idburg> I dont need calling cards
L432[08:42:10] <Skye> Train tickets
L433[08:42:15] <AmandaC> m sure they'll reap every penny out of us as possible for them
L434[08:42:17] <Z0idburg> I pay for unlimited long distance
L435[08:42:45] <Z0idburg> I said train tickets!
L436[08:42:58] <stephan48> dequbed: never mind.
L437[08:43:22] <Skye> So uh yeah
L438[08:43:31] <Z0idburg> where you goin?
L439[08:43:32] <Skye> £127 for York and back
L440[08:43:34] <dequbed> stephan48: Good on you for knowing how to apply cpp but no, putchar lies squarely in POSIX stdio :p
L441[08:43:34] <Z0idburg> china?
L442[08:43:36] <Skye> York
L443[08:43:49] <AmandaC> Though mine are made of plastic...
L444[08:43:52] <Z0idburg> glad its not nrew york
L445[08:43:55] <AmandaC> ( Insurance cards )
L446[08:43:58] <Z0idburg> new york is horrible
L447[08:44:06] <AmandaC> There's a York in PA
L448[08:44:17] <stephan48> dequbed: yea, it was in the include chain of stdio.h - i ran it throu "gcc -E" :D
L449[08:44:25] <Z0idburg> I ws told PA is horrible
L450[08:44:35] <Skye> Going to visit the national railway museum
L451[08:44:39] <AmandaC> I remember we took a day trip there, and my Kindergardener brain was like "Man, New York is boring! It's just a small little town!"
L452[08:44:52] <AmandaC> ( My family took a day trip there, not the school )
L453[08:45:02] <Wattana Gaming> "Programming is both art and science. However, when thing goes wrong, we have to use the divine power in order to solve our problem."
L454[08:45:32] <Skye> Is there a potion that turns you into an anime girl, asking for a friend.
L455[08:45:34] <dequbed> AmandaC: If your a kid in a Kindergarden you'd be a Kindergardengnome, not a Kindergardener. Those are the adults watching over you little shits :p
L456[08:46:47] <Skye> "gardengnome"
L457[08:47:14] * Lizzy sighs, wonders if spammers are even trying anymore these days
L458[08:47:17] <AmandaC> %8ball look for yet another story to scarf down?
L459[08:47:18] <MichiBot> AmandaC: Outlook not so good
L460[08:48:11] <dequbed> Lizzy: I got a spam mail from a "hacker" who "hacked" my mail server, somehow got access to my passwords that way and was tracking me reading their plain text mail using the /facebook/ pixel. Best laugh I had in a week.
L461[08:48:31] <stephan48> and wanted to expose your p0rn habits?
L462[08:48:37] <dequbed> Yes also that.
L463[08:48:44] <dequbed> But that's the boring part.
L464[08:48:51] <stephan48> yea i get these daily.
L465[08:49:00] <Skye> dequbed: I once got a spam email pretending to be me and I needed to pay bitcoin or else they'd message people my browsing history and webcam footage if I didn't pay them.
L466[08:49:03] <ben_mkiv> Mimiru, was able to reproduce your issue, last commit should fix that
L467[08:49:03] <Skye> Lol what
L468[08:49:06] <stephan48> after some tweaking spamassasin was very happy to put them into spam
L469[08:49:21] <stephan48> Skye: yes thats the same basic pattern
L470[08:49:39] <dequbed> stephan48: They were marked as SPAM with a high score I just sometimes read through my spam folder if I need some cheap entertainment.
L471[08:49:52] <stephan48> "we hacked you, look at the from line showing your mail address! pay or your friend will see your compromised footage!"
L472[08:49:54] <Skye> I don't watch stuff like that though
L473[08:49:55] <dequbed> It's like reading x86 documentation. It's so stupid it's funny again
L474[08:50:13] <Skye> And I don't have any webcams
L475[08:50:25] <AmandaC> I mostly seem to get lots of "Inheritence" s
L476[08:50:33] <stephan48> basic email 101 - almost anything your mail client shows you is easily manipulated by an attacker
L477[08:50:37] <AmandaC> Lots of lawers falling over themselves to get to me!
L478[08:50:44] <Lizzy> dequbed: this one was actually a copy of the SMTP transaction that postfix sent me but someone was trying to send an email to and from the same account but use my server as a relay (which my server said no to)
L479[08:51:37] <dequbed> Lizzy: You get those? My server just laughts at their stupidity and then blocks their IP for 48 hours. At best it's a blip in my statistics graphs.
L480[08:52:13] <Skye> I need to become an immortal cute anime girl and take over the world
L481[08:52:34] <dequbed> Its gotten to the point where I make statistics on how many bots that try to attack my server are nices ones and how many are bad ones.
L482[08:52:35] <Lizzy> i set up my postfix to do it, i've had a few that have continiously tried and then fail2ban has banned them for about a day (though, the next time someone gets banned they'll be banned for 10 days if they hit postfix)
L483[08:54:15] <stephan48> i pretty much have setup fail2ban on all externally facing machines to block after 3 tries and then if someone tries 3x3 times they will get offed for a year
L484[08:54:38] <dequbed> Lizzy: If you want pretty graphs as well you can throw your mail logs at my log aggregator. Right now we're 27 to 484 nice to bad bots.
L485[08:54:43] <stephan48> (that last part is what i want my main routing vm to do - so essentially blocking all access to everyhing)
L486[08:54:57] <stephan48> what do you use for log aggregation?
L487[08:55:01] <dequbed> Nice bots being the ones that actually GTFO when told to use SASL GSSAPI or GTFO while bad ones are those that still try SASL LOGIN.
L488[08:55:05] <stephan48> i am still searching for something lightweight and nice
L489[08:55:39] <dequbed> stephan48: Currently graylog because it seemed reasonable. I really, *really* want to switch but that would make me have to re-do most of my filters and I don't want to spend that time right now.
L490[08:55:57] <stephan48> ah ok. self hosted?
L491[08:56:00] <dequbed> ...
L492[08:56:06] <dequbed> I don't understand that question.
L493[08:57:11] <stephan48> :D sadly i am very used to people who have no common sense(or my predisposion for hosting everything myself) so i tend to ask :D
L494[08:57:18] <stephan48> what do you not like about graylog?
L495[08:57:42] <Lizzy> dequbed: hmm, might do that at some point. and annoyingly i keep getting people attempting to AUTH LOGIN over plain text connections despite the fact that "AUTH" is not even specified in the available features over plaintext yet they try it anyway
L496[08:58:06] <Forecaster> Skye: closest is the catgirl potion I guess
L497[08:58:22] <dequbed> The fact that they completely ignore the HTTP standard and thus make it impossible to set up proper SSO. The issue on GH is marked #wontfix so I can choose between no SSO or changing.
L498[08:58:33] <stephan48> :/
L499[08:59:54] <stephan48> yea thats another part i am currently setting up. multi layered SSO(external auth via oauth2 / kerberos, extended security via vpn for some services)
L500[08:59:55] <dequbed> stephan48: I'm probably going to roll my own to a certain degree. I have lax security requirements (all transport is encrypted using IPsec anyway) so I don't mind rsyslog but apart from that most of the system's gonna go.
L501[09:00:11] <Skye> %potion
L502[09:00:11] <MichiBot> Skye: You get a freezing salmon potion
L503[09:00:16] <Skye> %drink ^
L504[09:00:18] <MichiBot> Skye temporarily gains the ability to summon safety pins.
L505[09:00:21] <Skye> Um
L506[09:00:22] <Lizzy> Skye: can you make me a catgirl at the same time?
L507[09:00:37] <ben_mkiv> %potion
L508[09:00:37] <MichiBot> ben_mkiv: You get a freezing rock potion
L509[09:00:39] <stephan48> basically what i want is a central place where i can look over all logs and have certain filtering done - email reports would be best.
L510[09:00:40] <ben_mkiv> %drink ^
L511[09:00:42] <MichiBot> ben_mkiv's skin turns to the color of purple.
L512[09:00:58] * Lizzy drop kicks ben_mkiv
L513[09:00:58] <stephan48> and yea essentially i also ended up looking into implementing my own.
L514[09:01:03] <Lizzy> Be gone Thanos!
L515[09:01:44] <stephan48> rsyslog with possible tls encryption towards a onsite(VM) log node and a offsite(home) one. and then parsing and aggregation
L516[09:02:53] <stephan48> (all intervm traffic on this host is a private network; i am planing on restricting the communication even further/encrypting the links)
L517[09:06:20] <dequbed> stephan48: rsyslog into hindsight into solr. Additionally icinga for monitoring, collectd for stats. Output via graphite, grafana and some haskell scripts that mail me the right stuff at the right time.
L518[09:07:03] <Lizzy> I tried looking into Icinga, i remember not being able to get my head around it
L519[09:07:53] <dequbed> Lizzy: Icinga only becomes worth the efford when you have several servers or disjunct groups of servers.
L520[09:08:08] <dequbed> s/efford/effort/
L521[09:08:08] <MichiBot> <dequbed> Lizzy: Icinga only becomes worth the effort when you have several servers or disjunct groups of servers.
L522[09:10:09] <dequbed> stephan48: Most important reason for hindsight over basically all other programs: "Hindsight (kill -9) Caused some corruption in the stream but no messages were lost and 3 were duplicated." I don't like losing log lines.
L523[09:15:05] <Skye> I just got a phone call...
L524[09:15:35] <Skye> "this is BT technical support, your IP address has been compromised from a foreign country..."
L525[09:16:40] <Mimiru> Oh no! Not your IP Address!!!oneone
L526[09:18:06] <Skye> I need to report them to the ICO
L527[09:18:15] <Skye> Spam phone calls are illegal
L528[09:18:25] <Skye> Aka against the data protection act
L529[09:18:46] <t20kdc> I wish I got those kinds of calls, mostly because I'd like to have a 'word' with the people who make them
L530[09:19:35] <Skye> It was automated
L531[09:19:39] <stephan48> dequbed: did you describe your new setup or a recommended one?
L532[09:19:43] <Skye> Good thing because I laughed hard.
L533[09:20:25] <stephan48> i use check_mk+nagios for monitoring
L534[09:20:43] <stephan48> packaged via omdistro
L535[09:21:18] <dequbed> stephan48: My new setup that I am testing at the moment. As soon as I have the time and energy graylog will be replaced with that and not be missed.
L536[09:21:35] <stephan48> reporting currently works via mail and jabber(bitlbee/xabber)
L537[09:21:51] <stephan48> how heavy is solr?
L538[09:22:02] <dequbed> Well. graylog will be replaced by hindsight and the current elasticsearch by solr. Not sure about data migration yet.
L539[09:22:21] <dequbed> stephan48: Uh. I think "No" is the best answer.
L540[09:22:36] <stephan48> no? :D
L541[09:23:37] <dequbed> stephan48: Software weight is very relative, isn't it?
L542[09:24:04] <stephan48> yea
L543[09:25:02] <dequbed> Both Solr and Elasticsearch use Lucene as index library which is the heavy part of either really..
L544[09:25:57] <dequbed> So, if no isn't a good enough answer I would say three quarters to a tree and maybe a pint for Solr.
L545[09:27:36] <Skye> Reported to the ICO
L546[09:27:57] <stephan48> you are right - i need to test it with my local dataset
L547[09:28:28] <dequbed> stephan48: Exactly. I've seen Solr run a potato and I've seen Solr eating 60GB of ram.
L548[09:29:59] <stephan48> i got some 3 months worth of logs from several different machines as test data(rsyslog->json format->daily gzip)
L549[09:30:06] <stephan48> so i have some test data
L550[09:30:17] <dequbed> What order of magnitude?
L551[09:31:27] <stephan48> compressed about 700 MB but there is one machine with some ipsec bug :D which basically causes a new SA being created each minute. that blows up the log heavily(250 MB; 6.9 MB compressed)
L552[09:31:46] <Z0idburg> that wont fit on a floppy disk
L553[09:32:19] <stephan48> daily incoding is around 150MB i guess.
L554[09:32:29] <stephan48> thats raw logs without processing
L555[09:32:38] <Skye> It might fit on a CD
L556[09:32:43] <stephan48> :D
L557[09:32:59] <stephan48> i once wrote software to control automated CD writers
L558[09:33:02] <Z0idburg> record it to tape
L559[09:33:20] <stephan48> they could burn and print(inkjet) DVDs
L560[09:33:48] <dequbed> Oh okay. In that case potato. If you don't feed in hundreds (of thousands) lines per minute Solr really isn't impressed. If you do your fields well enough that'd be less than a gig ram and very little CPU time depending on how much you query.
L561[09:33:59] <Forecaster> BitTorrent has technical support? :P
L562[09:34:26] <stephan48> god no :D
L563[09:34:54] <stephan48> i would say max a thousand lines a minute if at all.
L564[09:35:00] <stephan48> and thats with some heavy tollerance
L565[09:35:55] <dequbed> stephan48: Do as much pre-processing as you can and feed in as much extracted data in as precise field types as possible and Solr is plenty fast and plenty light enough even if your log server is a Raspberry Pi.
L566[09:36:28] <dequbed> If you're interested I'm going to write down the setup in a blog post when I roll it out, I can ping you then.
L567[09:36:39] <stephan48> sure
L568[09:36:40] * Skye eats a Pi
L569[09:37:09] * stephan48 hands Skye a raspberry pi. please don't break out teeth
L570[09:37:17] * Skye eats it
L571[09:37:20] <stephan48> i would appreciate it :D
L572[09:37:43] <stephan48> s/out teeth/your teeth/
L573[09:37:45] <MichiBot> * stephan48 hands Skye a raspberry pi. please don't break your teeth
L574[09:37:48] <Z0idburg> Raspberry pis are evil
L575[09:37:55] <Skye> I need to eat more
L576[09:37:58] <Skye> Hungry
L577[09:38:06] <dequbed> /me hands Skye a Banana Pi(e)
L578[09:38:09] <stephan48> yea the current json format is just to preserve all sensible syslog attributes
L579[09:38:14] * Skye eats it too
L580[09:38:16] <Skye> Nom
L581[09:38:32] <stephan48> like f.e. priority
L582[09:39:10] * Lizzy feeds Skye the hadron packet collider
L583[09:39:29] <Z0idburg> going to hook her up to the Internet
L584[09:39:30] <Z0idburg> ?
L585[09:39:32] * Skye eats the packs, then the hadrons, then the collider
L586[09:39:40] <Skye> *packets
L587[09:40:26] * AmandaC beams a never-ending pasta bowl in front of Skye
L588[09:40:40] <Skye> _eats the pasta_
L589[09:40:42] <Skye> Hm
L590[09:40:49] * Skye just eats the entire bowl
L591[09:41:15] * AmandaC stares blankly
L592[09:41:25] <dequbed> stephan48: I've considered rsyslog's filters but they really aren't nice enough to use for that. Have a look at Logstash, Hindsight (>Heka), Apache Flume, Apache Spark, or even Kafka if you want.
L593[09:41:28] * AmandaC slowly runs out of the room, before Skye collapses into a black hole
L594[09:41:48] * Skye is fine
L595[09:41:48] <Lizzy> i mean, you'll still have never-ending pasta until the bowl gets broken down in the acid
L596[09:41:53] * Skye burps
L597[09:42:00] <Skye> Hm
L598[09:42:04] <Skye> Can I eat the Internet
L599[09:42:25] <Z0idburg> transactional memory is nice
L600[09:42:25] <stephan48> yes the json thingy was just for intermediate storage so i can collect propperly. a better solution without intermediate storage to disk would be perfect
L601[09:42:34] <Z0idburg> way smarter than locking
L602[09:42:40] <dequbed> stephan48: Or if you *really* want to take a sledgehammer to crack that nut, Hadoop + OOzie + Impala :D
L603[09:42:42] <Skye> Hey uh
L604[09:42:59] <Skye> Lizzy: can I have an ehternet cable connected to the Internets?
L605[09:43:05] <Lizzy> hmm
L606[09:43:38] <stephan48> i kind of don't wanna waste resources without needing them :D
L607[09:43:42] * AmandaC checks Skye.vbs
L608[09:43:43] <dequbed> stephan48: In other words: Build a system designed to aggregate petabytes of data and use it to analyse a few kilobytes of such ;)
L609[09:43:48] * Lizzy wires up a helmet hastely ducttapped to some ethernet cables and gives it to Skye
L610[09:43:49] <stephan48> hahaha
L611[09:44:16] * Skye noms on the helmet and eats the ehternet cables like spaghetti
L612[09:44:35] <Lizzy> that wasn't how i was expecting that to go but oh well
L613[09:44:45] <dequbed> stephan48: I do miss my Hadoop cluster though .-.
L614[09:44:49] * AmandaC removes the Gluttony import from Skye, reloads the universe
L615[09:45:31] * Skye continues to eat the ehternet cables, until she reaches the router
L616[09:45:33] <Skye> Hm
L617[09:45:37] * Skye noms on the router
L618[09:45:43] <stephan48> dequbed: :(
L619[09:45:48] <stephan48> Lizzy: "oops" what have you done?!
L620[09:45:49] <Skye> At this point, it's not gluttony, it's science.
L621[09:46:15] * Skye eats the cables connected to the router, then modem, then router...
L622[09:46:34] * Lizzy baps Skye with a 1U network switch
L623[09:47:29] * Skye has eaten all of the internet in London
L624[09:47:41] <Corded> * <Z0idburg> baps the Internet with a 42U network switch
L625[09:47:42] <stephan48> thats no miss.
L626[09:48:02] * Skye continues and eats the Internet in the UK, then Europe, then the US, then Russia etc
L627[09:48:12] * Skye finishes eating the Internet
L628[09:48:14] <Skye> Ah
L629[09:48:16] <Skye> Hm
L630[09:48:17] <Z0idburg> is Skye a slime?
L631[09:48:21] <Skye> Can I eat the wireless devices
L632[09:48:25] <Skye> Nope
L633[09:48:30] <stephan48> sure you can
L634[09:48:32] <Z0idburg> That time Skye was reincarnated as a slime
L635[09:48:34] <Skye> I am just bending time and space
L636[09:48:37] <stephan48> after the humans they are attached to
L637[09:48:57] <dequbed> stephan48: Nothing like downloading Gigabytes of LHC data and crunching it on all workstations of all Labs over the weekend and never seeing the power bill x)
L638[09:49:06] <stephan48> haha
L639[09:49:29] <Skye> Zoidburg but I want to be a cute anime girl
L640[09:51:50] * Skye flops
L641[09:51:53] <Skye> I am full
L642[09:52:15] * Lizzy sits on Skye
L643[09:52:16] <dequbed> Skye: do FLOPS instead, we need more of those
L644[09:52:35] * Skye is flattened
L645[09:52:47] <Lizzy> i'm not that big....
L646[09:52:53] <Skye> (I'm really weak, even a sneeze can flatten me)
L647[09:53:15] <Lizzy> i mean, you just ate a load of network infrastructure
L648[09:53:21] <dequbed> stephan48: I found a nice graphic of that sledgehammer setup: https://raw.githubusercontent.com/RepakaRamateja/Log-File-Processing-Data-Pipeline/master/images/batch.png :p
L649[09:53:25] <Lizzy> so that should re-inforce you
L650[09:53:38] <Skye> Fair
L651[09:53:55] <Skye> Maybe you're a giant because you're a goddess
L652[09:54:00] <stephan48> i mean i am all for sledgehammer solutions
L653[09:54:09] <stephan48> but you need the resources for that :D
L654[09:54:24] <stephan48> and currently i am trying to simplify and secure everything
L655[09:54:31] <stephan48> so its all over all less work
L656[09:55:10] <Lizzy> Skye: and being a goddess I can alter my material-plane size and weight
L657[09:55:34] <Skye> You miscalculated maybe
L658[09:55:42] <Lizzy> hmm
L659[09:55:46] * Lizzy re-inflates skye
L660[09:55:55] * Skye bounces
L661[09:56:10] <dequbed> Hadoop is not *that* heavy. I think overall you'd need a 32GB log storage server and a few megabytes on each client wanting to send logs. Less if you don't use flume directly on each client.
L662[09:56:25] <stephan48> 32GB RAM?
L663[09:56:47] <dequbed> That'd be good for 100k logs per second I'd wager.
L664[09:56:48] <dequbed> Yeah
L665[09:56:56] <stephan48> ENOPE_THANKS :D
L666[09:57:29] <stephan48> can probably be scaled down but for the log analysis and monitoring i would rather not invest more then 4GB in total :D
L667[09:58:09] <dequbed> Storage is more. Depend on how long you need to keep those logs I'd say throw a 4TB RAID1 HDD at it, maybe a 256GB SSD for caches and a tiny drive for the system.
L668[09:58:25] <dequbed> But really, storage scales very easily.
L669[09:58:36] <Skye> Goddesses of OC... We have Lizzy and Michi... And AmandaC wrote the perl that keeps it all together
L670[09:58:36] <stephan48> 1-2 years at above rates? :D
L671[09:59:01] <dequbed> stephan48: I think we've established that you don't need a sledgehammer ;)
L672[09:59:16] <stephan48> yup :D
L673[09:59:23] <stephan48> i mean would be fun to setup probably
L674[09:59:28] <dequbed> It is.
L675[09:59:53] <stephan48> basically all this root server/vm/stuff setup is for fun and learning
L676[10:00:11] <stephan48> but sadly i can't muster the dedication atm to do much new stuff on it
L677[10:00:15] <Skye> Lizzy: can I be the unofficial angel of this crazy universe :p
L678[10:00:38] <dequbed> It is *really* fun to realize your laptop can't actually push enough data out fast enough and is currently boring the test setup out.
L679[10:01:01] <stephan48> haha
L680[10:01:38] <dequbed> And then switching to the 40GBASE SFP+ sledgehammer for stress testing :3
L681[10:01:46] <Saphire> sooooo http://tinyurl.com/y39aly2j
L682[10:01:47] <Saphire> ...I got bored
L683[10:02:37] <Skye> Old computers are fun
L684[10:03:02] <Lizzy> Skye: sure
L685[10:03:27] * Skye sits on the ceiling
L686[10:06:12] <Skye> My friend drew this for me. http://tinyurl.com/y4lgxj32
L687[10:06:21] <Skye> Need to update my profile picture to use it.
L688[10:06:48] * Lizzy needs to draw her own art or get something comissioned
L689[10:07:31] <Skye> Lizzy: commission Vic. :p
L690[10:07:43] <Z0idburg> I never did find a way to reload required modules in openos
L691[10:08:01] <Z0idburg> without manually doing it
L692[10:08:46] <Lizzy> Skye: that's what i'm planning but i still need to think of how i want it to look cause i doubt that i could tell Vic to "draw me a picture" and them knowing exactly what i wanted
L693[10:09:36] <Skye> They like having references for poses and clothes etc
L694[10:09:38] <stephan48> daily record of firefox memory usage: 14 GB across 5 processes(top process 9GB)
L695[10:10:19] <Lizzy> Skye: i guessed so, hence me wanting to plan first before requesting it
L696[10:10:57] <Skye> Lizzy: need help? ^^;
L697[10:12:33] <Lizzy> might do, i'll think more about it when i'm home in about half an hour
L698[10:26:57] <stephan48> nftables look nice. especially with regards to ipset functionality
L699[10:27:03] <stephan48> really need to look into that
L700[10:29:35] <Lizzy> woo home time
L701[10:29:48] <stephan48> woo 2h train time :D
L702[10:32:27] <Z0idburg> need your own car that has really big tires
L703[10:32:31] <Z0idburg> like mine
L704[10:32:37] <Z0idburg> so you can just drive over the other cars
L705[10:32:45] <Z0idburg> cept I cant do that
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L707[10:39:40] * Skye nya at Lizzy
L708[10:40:50] * Lizzy nyahs at Skye
L709[10:46:18] <Lizzy> woo, home
L710[10:49:34] * Skye hugs Lizzy
L711[10:49:44] * Lizzy hugs Skye
L712[10:55:40] <Inari> %potion
L713[10:55:40] <MichiBot> Inari: You get a shimmering strawberry potion
L714[10:55:42] <Inari> %drink ^
L715[10:55:42] <MichiBot> Inari is suddenly more aware of cute things nearby.
L716[10:55:46] <Inari> :3
L717[10:55:53] * Inari is suddenly more aware of herself
L718[10:57:58] <Z0idburg> Inari has become self aware
L719[10:58:04] <Inari> :p
L720[10:58:51] <Skye> The world is doomed.
L721[10:59:49] <Bob> is there a way to close all the opened files in lua or close files without knowing the file name
L722[10:59:52] <Bob> will io.flush work ?
L723[11:00:03] <Bob> or does flush just finishes write
L724[11:05:26] <MichiBot> Lizzy REMINDER: https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/nftables
L725[11:08:38] <Z0idburg> @Wattana Gaming Hopefully this works. I have a fever today so there's definitely bugs
L726[11:09:13] <Z0idburg> Code Block pastebined https://paste.pc-logix.com/komosuravu
L727[11:09:24] <Z0idburg> Code Block pastebined https://paste.pc-logix.com/iwovazitav [Edited]
L728[11:09:36] <Z0idburg> it seems to work
L729[11:09:44] <Z0idburg> Oh crap I left debug in it
L730[11:10:30] <Z0idburg> Code Block pastebined https://paste.pc-logix.com/supicogeja [Edited]
L731[11:11:00] <Z0idburg> The idea is still the same; print will only print on the same line of the GPU
L732[11:11:14] <Z0idburg> if it needs to print on the next line it will recurse and call itself
L733[11:11:27] <Z0idburg> forcing print to readjust its viewport before printing
L734[11:11:36] <Z0idburg> This function is actually really really fast
L735[11:11:46] <Z0idburg> At least it seems to be
L736[11:12:17] <Z0idburg> It could be faster but given what it is doing it runs quite quickly
L737[11:13:35] <Z0idburg> This gtty library seems to fit in 1.235 bytes when minified
L738[11:13:47] <Z0idburg> 1,235*
L739[11:14:39] <Z0idburg> I just need to finish scroll() and it will be complete except for control character functionality, which is dispatched but I havent implemented them individually yet
L740[11:21:12] <payonel> @"Z0idburg" re: reloading required modules in openos. there is not a way that is supported. what is your use case?
L741[11:21:50] <payonel> @Bob io flush flushes the buffer to its output. why/when do you need to know open file handles? we dont have an lsof in openos, but it could be done
L742[11:21:58] <payonel> there is not a public api for open handles, but the data is there
L743[11:22:47] <MichiBot> Lizzy REMINDER: add "Lizz+(a|y)+" to hilight list
L744[11:24:19] <Z0idburg> payonel: testing in the repl ?
L745[11:24:43] <payonel> first of all, core required modules that the kernel loads are not safe to unload+reload
L746[11:24:49] <payonel> you could definitely break things
L747[11:24:55] <MichiBot> Lizzy REMINDER: "Lizzaly" too
L748[11:25:00] <Z0idburg> no these are just required lua files
L749[11:25:01] <payonel> if you want to unload your own modules, package.loaded[libname] = nil
L750[11:25:12] <Z0idburg> I write functionally so reloading libraries I write is always safe
L751[11:25:14] <payonel> "required lua files" is the same thing i'm talking about
L752[11:25:18] <payonel> that's how the kernel loads stuff
L753[11:28:18] <Z0idburg> yeah. I just wish there was an argument to require() that told it to reload a new lua chunk
L754[11:28:40] <payonel> if you want to NOT cache libs, don't use require
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L756[11:30:07] <MichiBot> Lizzy REMINDER: L*i*z*a?*l?*y* possibly?
L757[11:30:46] <Zef> What the hell lol
L758[11:31:43] <Forecaster> %tonk
L759[11:31:43] <MichiBot> I'm sorry Forecaster, you were not able to beat Zef's record of 4 hours, 36 minutes and 46 seconds this time.
L760[11:31:44] <MichiBot> 3 hours, 2 minutes and 45 seconds were wasted! Missed by 1 hour and 34 minutes!
L761[11:31:50] <Zef> Ha!
L762[11:31:51] <Forecaster> Aww
L763[11:32:01] <Forecaster> It was a shot in the dark
L764[11:32:13] <Zef> My godly presence makes you eager to tonk too quickly
L765[11:32:24] <Zef> However
L766[11:32:27] <Zef> %tonkout
L767[11:32:28] <MichiBot> Zef has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.004 tonk points! Current score: 0.012
L768[11:49:01] <Lizzy> %tonk
L769[11:49:01] <MichiBot> Bejabbers! Lizzy! You beat Zef's previous record of <0! I hope you're happy!
L770[11:49:02] <MichiBot> Lizzy's new record is 16 minutes and 33 seconds! 16 minutes and 33 seconds gained!
L771[11:50:57] <Kodos> I still want my tonk points back ❤
L772[11:51:02] <Z0idburg> lol
L773[11:51:07] <Z0idburg> whyd you lose em
L774[11:52:54] <Forecaster> MichiBot's fickleness
L775[11:53:29] <Forecaster> or maybe he's talking about the fact that a bug caused him to get like 40 years which he cashed out :P
L776[12:16:46] <Z0idburg> hmm.
L777[12:17:17] <Z0idburg> I am experiencing a freeze when printing to gpu memory outside of the screen boundry
L778[12:17:24] <Z0idburg> in ocvm
L779[12:17:35] <Z0idburg> I am hoping it's just my code ?
L780[12:34:30] <Lizzy> ok, can someone try saying various forms of my name like earlier? wanna test if hexchat will properly ping me for them
L781[12:38:14] <Forecaster> Lizzzzzy
L782[12:39:37] <Lizzy> hmm, okay that didn't work
L783[12:40:01] <Lizzy> try again?
L784[12:40:10] <Forecaster> Lizzzzzzzy
L785[12:40:27] <Lizzy> nope... hmmm
L786[12:40:42] <Lizzy> k, i guess hexchat's highlight stuff doesn't do regexc
L787[12:40:47] <Lizzy> *regex
L788[12:49:36] <Z0idburg> lizzay
L789[12:50:02] <Kleadron> lliizzzzyy
L790[12:50:53] <Lizzy> nope, none of those are pinging me, oh well
L791[12:53:02] <dequbed> Lizzaly
L792[12:53:12] <Lizzy> that one worked... wait
L793[12:53:27] <Lizzy> oh
L794[12:53:57] <Lizzy> it worked because the * are wildcards in hexchat, not the regex ones
L795[13:24:05] <Zef> Me and kodos had our godliness revoked!
L796[13:29:53] <Forecaster> it was false to begin with
L797[13:29:54] <Skye> lizzzzaaaayyyy
L798[13:30:02] <Forecaster> also nobody cares
L799[13:30:04] <Skye> the gods are the ops
L800[13:30:04] <Lizzy> that pinged me
L801[13:30:14] <Skye> lizaily
L802[13:30:15] <Lizzy> hmm
L803[13:30:20] <Lizzy> so did that...
L804[13:30:38] <Skye> lizzzzy
L805[13:30:39] * Lizzy doesn't know anymore
L806[13:30:42] <Lizzy> that didn't
L807[13:30:44] <Lizzy> hmm
L808[13:30:45] <Skye> hm
L809[13:30:47] <Skye> just do
L810[13:30:52] <Skye> liz*y
L811[13:31:07] <Lizzy> try that last one again
L812[13:31:16] <Skye> lizzzzzy
L813[13:31:23] <Lizzy> yep, that pings now, cool
L814[13:31:45] <Skye> liiiiiiiiizy
L815[13:31:54] <Lizzy> /me was pinged
L816[13:32:09] <simon816> PR to add regex? :P https://github.com/hexchat/hexchat/blob/master/src/common/inbound.c#L224
L817[13:40:06] <Inari> https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/02/opportunity-did-not-answer-nasas-final-call-and-its-now-gone-to-us/
L818[14:15:13] <Mimiru> %tonk
L819[14:15:14] <MichiBot> Zounderkite! Mimiru! You beat Lizzy's previous record of 16 minutes and 33 seconds! I hope you're happy!
L820[14:15:15] <MichiBot> Mimiru's new record is 2 hours, 26 minutes and 12 seconds! 2 hours, 9 minutes and 38 seconds gained!
L821[14:15:21] <Mimiru> %tonkout
L822[14:15:21] <MichiBot> Mimiru has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk points! Current score: 0.012
L823[14:29:57] <Z0idburg> You should have 1 tonk point by now
L824[14:30:24] <Forecaster> %tonk
L825[14:30:25] <MichiBot> Dagnammit! Forecaster! You beat Mimiru's previous record of <0! I hope you're happy!
L826[14:30:26] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 15 minutes and 4 seconds! 15 minutes and 4 seconds gained!
L827[14:30:35] <Forecaster> dang, 4 seconds late
L828[14:35:25] <deceased> https://gyazo.com/db7fa0140c3780a8d77cb37664b7d445
L829[14:35:25] <deceased> dis look good?
L830[14:35:41] <deceased> Going to add authentication, mainly just a nickname, idk about a whole auth system
L831[14:41:16] <Mimiru> %restart
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L835[14:41:52] <Mimiru> damn
L836[14:41:53] <Mimiru> didn't work
L837[14:42:09] <CompanionCube> Izaya: Skye: https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/02/13/uk_counter_terror_act_royal_assent/
L838[14:42:20] <Forecaster> what are you talking about, it worked perf *combusts*
L839[14:43:03] <Z0idburg> cooking breakfast
L840[14:43:08] <Z0idburg> at 4pm
L841[14:43:45] <Z0idburg> That can't be real
L842[14:43:53] <Z0idburg> that link Forecaster that has to be fake
L843[14:44:15] <Forecaster> ? I've spoken of no link
L844[14:44:27] <Z0idburg> not you wrong person loil
L845[14:44:34] <Z0idburg> Izaya*
L846[14:44:59] <Forecaster> I'm not sure how you made that mistake :P
L847[14:45:19] <Z0idburg> no idea
L848[14:48:32] <Z0idburg> Izaya those guys over in the UK are insane
L849[14:50:26] <CompanionCube> yes
L850[14:50:28] <CompanionCube> yes they are
L851[14:50:34] <Z0idburg> I can see it now
L852[14:50:51] <Z0idburg> anonymous is probably already grabbing popcorn waiting to tell the UK how they feel about their stupid ideas
L853[14:50:59] <CompanionCube> nah
L854[14:51:10] <CompanionCube> just email questionable content to the PM
L855[14:51:13] <CompanionCube> wait for them to open it
L856[14:51:14] <CompanionCube> profit.
L857[14:51:48] <Z0idburg> next thing you know the ONLY thing the UK can access is their so called ilegal content ""
L858[14:53:03] <CompanionCube> lol, wouldn't that be a great excuse for theresa and her cronies to build a Great Firewall
L859[14:54:06] <Z0idburg> sisnt they already talk about that and got some threat or something
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L861[15:06:59] <OskarSniper> Hello ?
L862[15:07:14] <Forecaster> hi
L863[15:07:36] <Z0idburg> Hey
L864[15:09:50] <OskarSniper> I am currently playing Project Ozone 3 A New Way Forward. Now I am trying to use Open Computers especially servers but they wont boot. Error message *computer halted*.
L865[15:09:51] <OskarSniper> Rack is directly connected to a Power Converter.
L866[15:09:51] <OskarSniper> Server is a Tier 3 server with EEPROM (Lua Bios), Tier3 CPU, 4x Tier 3.5 Memory and Tier3 HDD with OpenOS installed.
L867[15:12:14] <Zef> Did you try using an analyzer or whatever on it?
L868[15:12:19] <OskarSniper> Yeah
L869[15:12:24] <OskarSniper> Telling me "computer halted"
L870[15:12:31] <OskarSniper> I tried booting the HDD on a normal PC
L871[15:12:38] <Zef> Try reinstalling openos?
L872[15:12:39] <OskarSniper> Now it shows me unrecoverable Error - computer halted
L873[15:13:03] <Zef> Sounds like something happened to it
L874[15:13:14] <OskarSniper> reinstall now
L875[15:13:52] <OskarSniper> Same
L876[15:15:45] <Mimiru> are there any errors in the game console?
L877[15:16:03] <Mimiru> %restart
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L881[15:16:45] * Mimiru stabs MichiBot
L882[15:17:23] <Inari> D:
L883[15:17:25] <Inari> Rude
L884[15:17:38] <OskarSniper> We're playing on a server
L885[15:18:48] <Mimiru> try it in single player then. if it works there you'll need to ask the owner to check the console.
L886[15:19:06] <OskarSniper> Already checked console - no errors
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L889[15:30:53] <OskarSniper> Works in Singleplayer :/
L890[15:32:19] <CompanionCube> %tonk
L891[15:32:19] <MichiBot> Voldemort! CompanionCube! You beat Forecaster's previous record of 15 minutes and 4 seconds! I hope you're happy!
L892[15:32:20] <MichiBot> CompanionCube's new record is 1 hour, 1 minute and 54 seconds! 46 minutes and 50 seconds gained!
L893[15:33:25] <Z0idburg> fingers burn
L894[15:34:00] <Z0idburg> I couldn't find my gloves and had to get the snow off the car
L895[15:34:39] <Z0idburg> which included digging the car out so I can get it out of my driveway to begin with
L896[15:34:53] <Z0idburg> I'm so surpised I didn't have to get strapped and pulled out of my driveway again
L897[15:35:40] <Z0idburg> there's this guy who usually comes with his much, much bigger jeep with gigantic tires and chains and he's pulled me out of my driveway before XD
L898[15:38:53] <Zef> http://tinyurl.com/y63a6c5n
L899[15:43:44] <Zef> The geothermal generators flicker on randomly to power it
L900[15:49:25] <Inari> Yay
L901[15:49:29] <Inari> My pull request was accepted
L902[15:50:04] <Forecaster> what is it for?
L903[15:50:36] <Inari> turn "you have 4 tell(s)" into "you have 1 tell" and "you have 4 tells"
L904[15:50:47] <Forecaster> ah
L905[16:12:07] <ben_mkiv> that bot is getting smarter than half of its userbase
L906[16:12:13] <ben_mkiv> %potion
L907[16:12:13] <MichiBot> ben_mkiv: You get a gloomy tuna potion
L908[16:12:41] <ben_mkiv> as i turned into a catgirl because of potions... guess i can drink that now
L909[16:12:44] <ben_mkiv> %drink ^
L910[16:12:44] <MichiBot> This doesn't seem to be a potion I recognize...
L911[16:13:55] <Forecaster> That is odd
L912[16:14:07] <ben_mkiv> i will drink it anyways because im a cat
L913[16:14:30] <Inari> %drink gloomy tuna potion
L914[16:14:31] <MichiBot> Inari remembers an important appointment.
L915[16:14:46] <Forecaster> I imagine the effects are not permanent :P
L916[16:15:04] <ben_mkiv> wait, thought the potion would give the same effect for next 24h?!
L917[16:15:06] <ben_mkiv> %drink ^
L918[16:15:07] <MichiBot> This doesn't seem to be a potion I recognize...
L919[16:15:13] <ben_mkiv> nvm
L920[16:15:22] <ben_mkiv> %drink gloomy tuna potion
L921[16:15:23] <MichiBot> ben_mkiv remembers an important appointment.
L922[16:15:41] <Inari> Probably because your sentence contianed "potion"
L923[16:15:43] <Forecaster> They do, roughly
L924[16:15:54] <Skye> https://juliareda.eu/2019/02/eu-copyright-final-text/
L925[16:15:56] <ben_mkiv> so i confused the bot? eh
L926[16:16:28] <Skye> %potion
L927[16:16:28] <MichiBot> Skye: You get a warpy tan potion
L928[16:16:33] <Skye> %drink ^
L929[16:16:34] <MichiBot> Skye knows the exact location of a particular molecule of oxygen for a second.
L930[16:16:38] <Forecaster> And yeah, it finds the last message that says "potion" and tries to parse the modifiers from it
L931[16:16:41] <Skye> Aaaaaaaaaaaa
L932[16:16:42] <Skye> ...
L933[16:16:44] <Skye> Ah
L934[16:16:59] <ben_mkiv> %drink ^
L935[16:16:59] <MichiBot> This doesn't seem to be a potion I recognize...
L936[16:17:05] <ben_mkiv> yea looks like it does
L937[16:17:19] <ben_mkiv> now if i tell something about a warpy tan potion it might recognize
L938[16:17:22] <ben_mkiv> %drink ^
L939[16:17:22] <MichiBot> ben_mkiv knows the exact location of a particular molecule of oxygen for a second.
L940[16:17:30] <Forecaster> Yep
L941[16:18:44] <Forecaster> I guess I should've had it keep going if it was not a valid potion
L942[16:19:42] <Forecaster> Instead of stopping at the first occurrence of "potion" even if it's invalid
L943[16:22:05] <Z0idburg> oh wth
L944[16:22:20] <Z0idburg> I really didnt want to be driving but I had to go pick my other half up
L945[16:22:26] <Z0idburg> and all of a sudden something broke
L946[16:23:14] <Z0idburg> car is shaking violently and the car reeks of oil suddenly, I really hope it's that blasted O2 sensor again
L947[16:23:19] <Skye> Goodnight
L948[16:23:40] <Z0idburg> and not a cracked piston head or something from the oil pan leak getting worse and draining all the oil out
L949[16:24:01] <ben_mkiv> wouldnt drive without oil
L950[16:24:05] <ben_mkiv> that calls for more damage
L951[16:24:14] <Z0idburg> it had tons of oil
L952[16:24:18] <Z0idburg> but there's a leak in the oil pan
L953[16:24:27] <Z0idburg> it's very slow atm unless it got worse suddenly
L954[16:24:32] <ben_mkiv> inb4 engine fault
L955[16:24:56] <Z0idburg> either way I hope that's not the issue
L956[16:25:12] <Z0idburg> if it IS I'll be pulling another engine out of a jeep at the yard I go to
L957[16:25:19] <Z0idburg> possibly this weekend
L958[16:27:49] <Z0idburg> I just installed 6 brand new spark plugs into the thing
L959[16:27:56] <Z0idburg> so that shouldn't be an issue, the coils are fine
L960[16:31:16] <Z0idburg> well the good news is I have more than one car
L961[16:31:35] <Z0idburg> but the other car is annoying to drive
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L965[16:45:26] <Z0idburg> wth
L966[16:45:50] <Z0idburg> apparently led zeplin got sued over choices of chords and notes
L967[16:46:15] <Z0idburg> I hate it when layers push shit when they don't even know anything at ALL about the subjetc
L968[16:46:20] <Z0idburg> subject*
L969[16:46:41] <Z0idburg> it's as bad as governments making laws about shit they don't even know anything about.
L970[16:46:49] <kubson3824> Heeey, I've got a quick question
L971[16:47:06] <CompanionCube> %ask
L972[16:47:12] <CompanionCube> what's the command?
L973[16:49:10] <kubson3824> Sooo, i'm having a small issue with OC in the FTB Revelations modpack
L974[16:49:19] <ben_mkiv> %hello
L975[16:49:19] <MichiBot> ben_mkiv: Hello! Welcome to #oc! The one and only opencomputers channel! Please ask your questions directly (dont ask to ask) and provide error/code examples! (Use pastebin.com if theyre more than one line!) Dont mind the random conversation you might have walked into.
L976[16:52:29] <kubson3824> Yeah, the thing is I kinda can't provide an example. I made a robot, installed OpenOS on it. After it installed, I destroyed it so I could move it. When I placed it down again and tried turning it on I've got "Unrecoverable error Computer halted".
L977[16:53:06] <ben_mkiv> so it booted once?
L978[16:54:06] <kubson3824> Yeah, booted once, installed the os and afterwards it wouldn't boot again.
L979[16:54:26] <kubson3824> It is on a MP server btw and a similar thing happens to the computers after the server restarts
L980[16:54:57] <ben_mkiv> might be the bug where no files are saved at all, which was fixed in latest opencomputers version if im not wrong
L981[16:56:39] <kubson3824> Alright, I will give it a shot, thanks
L982[16:58:41] <ben_mkiv> so oc 1.7.4 has the fix, and as you said FTB they probably use an older build
L983[16:59:33] <kubson3824> Yeah, ftb has 1.7.3
L984[17:00:18] <ben_mkiv> yea, one can rely on ftb using outdated mods :P
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L986[17:19:45] <Mimiru> @Forecaster around?
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L988[17:21:33] <ben_mkiv> btw. fixed the "render" glitch
L989[17:21:48] <ben_mkiv> which was more a glitch about how the rolldoor searched for more blocks...
L990[17:22:25] <Mimiru> Yeah, I saw this morning before I left for work
L991[17:22:34] <Mimiru> still wish I could run the stupid thing from my IDE..
L992[17:23:20] <Mimiru> ugh why does this query not return all of the rows...
L993[17:23:21] <ben_mkiv> idk if its somehow related to galacticraft not working with its own deobf builds
L994[17:23:36] <Mimiru> GC hasn't given me any issues
L995[17:23:41] <Mimiru> it's been AR and Libvulpes
L996[17:23:54] <ben_mkiv> or was it AR? anyways the sealed container thing
L997[17:24:20] <Mimiru> yeah that's libvulpes/ar
L998[17:24:22] <ben_mkiv> someone said you can setup class pathes somewhere in eclipse which should be scoped for debugging, and you might be able to remove AR/GC pathes there
L999[17:36:10] <Mimiru> arg.. why does this query not pull all of the data..
L1000[17:43:55] <Zef> Why would it do what you want?
L1001[17:50:50] <Izaya> >2005 Yamaha R1
L1002[17:50:54] <Izaya> >$9 Negotiable
L1003[18:02:18] <Zef> %tonk
L1004[18:02:19] <MichiBot> Voldemort! Zef! You beat CompanionCube's previous record of 1 hour, 1 minute and 54 seconds! I hope you're happy!
L1005[18:02:20] <MichiBot> Zef's new record is 2 hours, 29 minutes and 59 seconds! 1 hour, 28 minutes and 5 seconds gained!
L1006[18:08:17] <Zef> %potion
L1007[18:08:18] <MichiBot> Zef: You get a smelly cyan potion
L1008[18:08:23] <Zef> %drink ^
L1009[18:08:23] <MichiBot> Zef gains the ability to talk to bricks.
L1010[18:08:40] <Zef> I will befriend the walls of my school
L1011[18:23:55] <Mimiru> %restart
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L1015[18:24:33] <Mimiru> https://michibot.pc-logix.com/tonk
L1016[18:24:56] <Mimiru> well, theres duplicate data.. for sure :D
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L1018[18:32:38] <Mimiru> There, consolidated duplicates.
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L1024[20:26:01] <Z0idburg> feeding vegans gummy bears
L1025[20:26:11] <Zef> Thank you
L1026[20:26:22] <Z0idburg> THEY HAVE NO IDEA
L1027[20:27:13] <Zef> Lol
L1028[20:27:37] <Zef> It's not like they're allergic to animal products
L1029[20:27:51] <Zef> They choose not to eat them for the sake of the environment
L1030[20:28:49] <Z0idburg> It's not vegans that I hate
L1031[20:29:07] <Z0idburg> it's the offensive control freak asshole vegans that I like to troll
L1032[20:29:32] <Z0idburg> The vegans with the "you eat meat so you are disgusting" attitude
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L1034[20:30:02] <Zef> Yeah fuck those ones
L1035[20:30:10] <Zef> Hello
L1036[20:30:17] <Z0idburg> I went on a date with a vegetarian once
L1037[20:30:30] <Z0idburg> and she was not offended at all that I wanted chicken parm
L1038[20:30:36] <Z0idburg> so I ordered chicken parm
L1039[20:31:07] <Z0idburg> I decided not to continute dating her though because I didn't think she'd put up with me
L1040[20:31:10] <Z0idburg> XD
L1041[20:32:29] <Zef> Oof
L1042[20:34:03] <Z0idburg> That's okay. I've been with my current girlfriend for I dunno
L1043[20:34:13] <AmandaC> %roll 1d3
L1044[20:34:13] <MichiBot> AmandaC: [1]
L1045[20:34:14] <Z0idburg> 8 years or so
L1046[20:34:51] <Z0idburg> She's a nut but I put up with her and she puts up with me ?
L1047[20:35:18] <Zef> I'm still looking around, actually got myself a date Saturday
L1048[20:35:26] <Z0idburg> Well there you go
L1049[20:37:18] <Wattana Gaming> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
L1050[20:37:23] <Wattana Gaming> *Autism intensifies*
L1051[20:37:27] <Z0idburg> @Wattana Gaming gtty is like 95% done
L1052[20:37:41] <Wattana Gaming> ok
L1053[20:37:53] <Z0idburg> there's an odd print bug
L1054[20:37:56] <Z0idburg> but I'm working on it
L1055[20:39:28] <Wattana Gaming> will there be a documentation?
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L1057[20:39:51] <Zef> Maybe somebody can help me with something I was trying earlier
L1058[20:40:44] <Zef> I was trying to store a basic image in just a line of numbers, each number referring to a pallette color which is irrelevant
L1059[20:41:40] <Zef> Message contained 4 or more newlines and was pastebined https://paste.pc-logix.com/totakecugo
L1060[20:42:08] <Zef> How would I access a point on that based on x and y position?
L1061[20:49:06] <Kleadron> your image isnt telling the program when to shift down a line?
L1062[20:49:40] <Zef> Earlier in the file it tells the width and height of the image
L1063[20:49:49] <Kleadron> smart
L1064[20:51:10] <Zef> The file actually looks kinda like
L1065[20:51:10] <Zef> digitsinwidth width digitsinheight height numberofcolors digitsincolor color ... image
L1066[20:51:29] <Zef> Just a stream of numbers, probably a better way to do it but eh
L1067[20:51:58] <AmandaC> https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1095852375993131008?s=19
L1068[21:00:01] <Kleadron> everything is a stream of numbers
L1069[21:00:06] <Kleadron> ;)
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L1071[21:04:05] <Zef> Well I mean like 1313232563221112221221
L1072[21:07:06] <Zef> That'd be a valid image in my format
L1073[21:10:04] <Zef> And actually tbh the reason I started working on that format is because I want to try making a video player
L1074[21:10:31] <AmandaC> %8ball be bad?
L1075[21:10:31] <MichiBot> AmandaC: My reply is no
L1076[21:10:36] <AmandaC> Aww
L1077[21:10:38] <AmandaC> Okay
L1078[21:26:41] <AmandaC> Night nerds
L1079[21:37:47] <Mimiru> %tonk
L1080[21:37:47] <MichiBot> Gadsbudlikins! Mimiru! You beat Zef's previous record of 2 hours, 29 minutes and 59 seconds! I hope you're happy!
L1081[21:37:48] <MichiBot> Mimiru's new record is 3 hours, 35 minutes and 28 seconds! 1 hour, 5 minutes and 29 seconds gained!
L1082[21:38:50] <Mimiru> %tonkout
L1083[21:38:50] <MichiBot> Mimiru has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk points! Current score: 0.003
L1084[21:39:02] <Mimiru> Well..
L1085[21:39:03] <Mimiru> fuck
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L1087[21:44:01] <Mimiru> wait...
L1088[21:44:02] <Mimiru> what
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L1091[22:22:59] <Mimiru> %tonkout
L1092[22:23:01] <MichiBot> Mimiru has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.0 tonk points! Current score: 0.003
L1093[22:23:08] <Mimiru> but...
L1094[22:23:09] <Mimiru> wat
L1095[22:34:28] <Mimiru> %tonkpoints
L1096[22:34:29] <MichiBot> Mimiru: You currently have 0.003 points!
L1097[22:34:34] <Mimiru> BUT WHERE?!
L1098[22:35:15] <Mimiru> oh...
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L1105[22:42:35] <Mimiru> %tonkpoints
L1106[22:42:36] <MichiBot> Mimiru: You currently have 0.049 points!
L1107[22:46:56] <Mimiru> https://www.marvel.com/captainmarvel duuuuude the 90's internet!
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L1109[22:55:38] <Wattana Gaming> string.rep("REEEEEEEE", 100000000)
L1110[22:55:43] <Wattana Gaming> I spammed the server
L1111[22:55:50] <Wattana Gaming> now what?
L1112[22:59:56] * Mimiru eye roll
L1113[23:00:08] <Mimiru> So funny/original.
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L1118[23:52:15] <Forecaster> @Mimiru ?
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