L4[00:29:32] <packbart> the Ramans did it

L11[02:24:35] <FLHerne> raptop: Rama was a navigable spacecraft, no?

L12[02:24:42] <FLHerne> oh, already covered

L13[02:33:01] <raptop> I want to say that the Rama setting means that something *has* gone wrong (just something different from what I was expecting)

L15[02:43:11] <Mat2ch> !mission

L16[02:43:11] <LunchBot> Bob discovers the plan to recycle him for use as monopropellant for the return trip. Wernher von Kerman ejects you from R&D on the nose of an SRB.

L17[02:43:26] <Mat2ch> Why me and not Bob?!

L18[02:43:40] <packbart> because you told Bob

L19[02:44:20] <Mat2ch> You have no prove of that!

L20[02:44:27] <raptop> Wernher actually wants Bob to come home alive

L21[02:45:18] <packbart> Deus Ex Monoprop

L22[03:23:45] <Mat2ch> !mission

L23[03:23:45] <LunchBot> You initiate a barbecue roll. You are not going to space today.

L24[03:24:02] <Mat2ch> but we are having barbecue.

L25[03:27:01] <XXCoder> yep

L26[03:27:12] <XXCoder> ;mission

L27[03:27:12] <LunchBot> You order some spare parts, giving the address as "Space capsule Friendship 8, northwest corner of East Farside Crater, The Mun". UmbralRaptor adds more ;missions and ;outcomes to LunchBot.

L28[03:27:29] <XXCoder> heyy same mission

L30[03:38:54] <sandbox> !mission

L31[03:38:54] <LunchBot> You research quantum flubber sneakers. Blood for the blood drive!

L32[03:44:34] <XXCoder> so blood is secret to quantum flubber

L36[04:39:23] <Azander> !mission

L37[04:39:23] <LunchBot> You build an actual life-sized Schuler pendulum. You get an A* for your efforts... A Sagittarius A*.

L38[04:39:40] <XXCoder> dang fancy A

L39[04:40:25] <Azander> must have been a really nice pwnsulum

L40[04:40:36] <Azander> *pendulum

L41[04:43:58] <sandbox> pwnsulum

L42[04:45:03] <XXCoder> same as regular one, but each time it completes an arc, it attempts to pwn you

L44[05:48:33] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You click a link in a spam email.

L45[05:48:34] <LunchBot> Added mission: You click a link in a spam email.

L46[05:49:45] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add Your spam-in-a-can lander can spam cannot land, and instead slams.

L47[05:49:45] <LunchBot> Added mission: Your spam-in-a-can lander can spam cannot land, and instead slams.

L48[05:57:05] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The good news is: You don't need to pay taxes as a corpse. The bad news is: You were killed so hard that you died to death, and perished.

L49[05:57:06] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The good news is: You don't need to pay taxes as a corpse. The bad news is: You were killed so hard that you died to death, and perished.

L50[06:01:10] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add You would have succeeded... if you didn't confuse F1 motorsports engines with F1 rocket engines.

L51[06:01:10] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You would have succeeded... if you didn't confuse F1 motorsports engines with F1 rocket engines.

L52[06:01:23] <FLHerne> .outcome add You receive the prestigious Kerman Prize for Idiocy in Spaceflight, presented by Jebediah Kerman himself.

L53[06:01:23] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You receive the prestigious Kerman Prize for Idiocy in Spaceflight, presented by Jebediah Kerman himself.

L54[06:04:04] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add You strike the Kerman line so hard that you vaporize on impact... maybe you shouldn't have attempted a lithobraking maneuver in your current state.

L55[06:04:04] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You strike the Kerman line so hard that you vaporize on impact... maybe you shouldn't have attempted a lithobraking maneuver in your current state.

L56[06:04:19] <KrazyKrl> I henceforth dub "The Kerman Line" as the surface of a planet.

L57[06:04:44] <KrazyKrl> karman line is space, so obviously the Kerman line is the ground.

L58[06:08:43] <sandbox> You must gather your party before venturing forth.

L59[06:19:15] <KrazyKrl> I don't have any paper plates. (Or friends)

L65[08:50:33] <FLHerne> .outcome add The coefficent of restitution of your landing legs proves to be >>1.

L66[08:50:33] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The coefficent of restitution of your landing legs proves to be >>1.

L71[09:37:00] <raptop> *boing*

L72[09:37:57] <FLHerne> .outcome fixup s/>>/far greater than /

L73[09:37:57] <LunchBot> New text is: The coefficent of restitution of your landing legs proves to be far greater than 1.

L76[10:28:04] <FLHerne> .outcome add You come to love very deeply "Cabin 1009/Exterior port." It is made of a fawn-colored enamelish polymer and its walls are extremely thick and solid: you can drum annoyingly on the wall above your bed for up to five minutes before your aft neighbors pound (very faintly) back.

L77[10:28:04] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You come to love very deeply "Cabin 1009/Exterior port." It is made of a fawn-colored enamelish polymer and its walls are extremely thick and solid: you can drum annoyingly on the wall above your bed for up to five minutes before your aft neighbors pound (very faintly) back.

L79[10:51:17] <raptop> botelife?

L80[10:53:56] <Althego> .outcome ae-35

L81[10:53:56] <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "ae-35".

L82[10:54:01] <Althego> .outcome AE-35

L83[10:54:01] <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "AE-35".

L84[10:54:29] <Althego> .mission ae-35

L85[10:54:29] <LunchBot> No mission found matching "ae-35".

L86[10:55:30] <Althego> .mission add Bill goes on an EVA to repair the failing AE-35 antenna control unit.

L87[10:55:30] <LunchBot> Added mission: Bill goes on an EVA to repair the failing AE-35 antenna control unit.

L88[10:59:59] <raptop> Well, Bill is doomed

L89[11:02:26] <Althego> outcome add Unfortunately Jeb could not read the space toilet usage instructions in time.

L90[11:02:29] <Althego> .outcome add Unfortunately Jeb could not read the space toilet usage instructions in time.

L91[11:02:29] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Unfortunately Jeb could not read the space toilet usage instructions in time.

L93[11:12:30] <raptop> ...or is that too spicy?

L96[11:26:45] <FLHerne> raptop: it

L97[11:27:10] <FLHerne> .s from a slightly odd article about cruise ships posted on HN

L100[11:34:00] <raptop> huh

L104[13:21:47] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L105[13:21:48] <LunchBot> Given that you can dereference pointers, you decide to dereference a few frames. Congratulations on being the inspiration for the Teller-Ulam design!

L106[13:22:12] <Eddi|zuHause> frame dereferencing is the future! i tell you.

L109[13:31:21] <packbart> Frame Rotation Drive

L110[13:43:10] <FLHerne> > You start a fire using static electricity. Your CPU overloads and makes strange sounds.

L111[13:49:23] <darsie> A spark can ignite hydrolox.

L112[14:46:36] <FLHerne> .outcome The craft's complication is increased to a most unnecessary extent by its designers having introduced in it various peculiar details of their own invention.

L113[14:46:37] <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "The craft's complication is increased to a most unnecessary extent by its designers having introduced in it various peculiar details of their own invention.".

L114[14:46:42] <FLHerne> .outcome add The craft's complication is increased to a most unnecessary extent by its designers having introduced in it various peculiar details of their own invention.

L115[14:46:42] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The craft's complication is increased to a most unnecessary extent by its designers having introduced in it various peculiar details of their own invention.

L116[14:52:51] <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add If simple is better, your design is the worst ever created.

L117[14:52:52] <LunchBot> Added outcome: If simple is better, your design is the worst ever created.

L121[15:57:19] <XXCoder> ;mission add You try to design a rocket shorter than kerman height for orbit.

L122[15:57:19] <LunchBot> Added mission: You try to design a rocket shorter than kerman height for orbit.

L123[15:57:28] <XXCoder> ;mission

L124[15:57:28] <LunchBot> You are science advisor in Imperial Navy. Is your job to translate tricky sciences talk into the plain Englishes. For some totally unrelated and completely unintentional (we swear, give us a polygraph) reason... Cobalt-Thorium-G was detected in the aftermath.

L125[15:57:57] <XXCoder> I can belive that it is unrelated.

L139[21:43:16] <Althego> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV2tyCEBctA intelsat falcon 9

L140[21:58:33] <raptop> (insert joke about amdsat here)