L1[00:00:50] <Althego> didnt light up

L2[00:01:09] <Althego> this is not going to fly today

L10[03:37:38] <XXCoder> ;mission

L11[03:37:38] <LunchBot> You advocate for publishing your results in a closed-access journal. In the long run, this is a pretty good decision.

L12[03:37:52] <XXCoder> whew bad paper nobody reads.

L13[03:38:03] <XXCoder> more or less anyway

L15[04:15:50] <Mat2ch> Again a combination that fits too well

L16[04:15:53] <Mat2ch> !mission

L17[04:15:53] <LunchBot> You attach rubber balls to a cactus and throw it around inside the space station. At least the more distant seismic sensors will get a lot of data from that.

L18[04:16:12] <Mat2ch> Come one. You can't crash a space station with that.

L19[04:16:16] <Mat2ch> !nela

L20[04:16:16] <Kerbot> Mat2ch => Antares - CRS2 NG-19 (Cygnus, S.S. Laurel Clark) - Aug 02 (estimated) - https://rocketlaunch.live/launch/crs2-ng-19-cygnus for info/stream

L21[04:44:44] <FLHerne> .mission add Everyone said I was daft to land a rover on a swamp, but you landed it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So you built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So you built a third. That crashed on touchdown, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up!

L22[04:44:44] <LunchBot> Added mission: Everyone said I was daft to land a rover on a swamp, but you landed it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So you built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So you built a third. That crashed on touchdown, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up!

L23[04:45:38] <FLHerne> (fixed the I->you swap I missed)

L24[04:46:43] <Mat2ch> !mission

L25[04:46:43] <LunchBot> You successfully dock with no RCS! The Vallhenge is activated, and performs its primary function of [DATA EXPUNGED].

L26[04:54:27] <Eddi|zuHause> the vallhenge is on vall?

L27[04:55:37] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L28[04:55:38] <LunchBot> You stare into the abyss. You attempt to correct this, but you rapidly realise your crew has eaten all the monopropellant.

L29[04:56:10] <Eddi|zuHause> why does that sound like the plot to a movie?

L30[04:57:18] <Eddi|zuHause> (probably noone survived)

L31[04:57:54] <FLHerne> Eddi|zuHause: assuming it follows the naming convention of Stonehenge, it's made of Vall

L32[04:58:18] <FLHerne> Eddi|zuHause: sounds a lot like Dark Star

L33[05:00:00] <Eddi|zuHause> naming conventions are weird. baby powder isn't made of babys

L34[05:00:31] <FLHerne> that's all you know

L35[05:00:49] <Eddi|zuHause> "Kinderdöner" :p

L36[05:00:50] <FLHerne> reminds me of

L37[05:00:54] <FLHerne> .stupid perfect food

L38[05:00:54] <LunchBot> Human babies are made of all the same things you're made of, except much fresher. That makes them the perfect food.

L39[05:09:44] <Eddi|zuHause> anyway, if it's at vall, chances are high that it's also made of vall :)

L44[08:20:36] <raptop> The vallhenge is indeed on vall

L45[08:22:02] <Torgo> ;outcome add Lucky for you, only a few of your legs were broken.

L46[08:22:02] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Lucky for you, only a few of your legs were broken.

L47[08:22:26] <raptop> Wait, how many legs do I have?

L48[08:22:50] <Althego> hehe

L49[08:23:23] <Althego> in cow an chicken when chicken's phantom leg was broken :)

L50[08:24:56] <raptop> (presumably a normal number for a human with an internal skeleton)

L51[08:30:22] <Torgo> ;outcome add The good news is: The permanent organ damage was nearly fatal.

L52[08:30:22] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The good news is: The permanent organ damage was nearly fatal.

L53[08:32:28] <Torgo> ;outcome add You're suffering from organ damage. Your pianist is not happy.

L54[08:32:28] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You're suffering from organ damage. Your pianist is not happy.

L55[08:35:23] <raptop> adding boosters and struts to the organ will solve things, right?

L56[08:36:21] <Torgo> I mean, a pipe organ already has tubes... all you need is explosives.

L57[08:36:50] <Torgo> ;outcome add Luckily, the planet is now uninhabited.

L58[08:36:50] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Luckily, the planet is now uninhabited.

L59[08:42:30] <Torgo> ;mission add Bob exclaims "I am not a fish!" as he reads the test results... "Salmonella: Positive"

L60[08:42:30] <LunchBot> Added mission: Bob exclaims "I am not a fish!" as he reads the test results... "Salmonella: Positive"

L61[08:46:20] <Althego> neither salmon, nor ella

L62[08:48:20] <raptop> But a secret third thing

L63[08:57:56] <Torgo> ;mission add You create a device that converts quality into quantity... except it only works on everyone's bones.

L64[08:57:57] <LunchBot> Added mission: You create a device that converts quality into quantity... except it only works on everyone's bones.

L65[09:02:59] <raptop> So I can't use it to make infinite mystery goo?

L66[09:04:27] <Torgo> i mean, it might make your bones goo-like if you get enough bones.

L69[10:00:18] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L70[10:00:18] <LunchBot> Time loops along side your for loops and while loops. Poison? Explosives? Acid? ... Poisonous exploding acid.

L71[10:00:33] <Eddi|zuHause> that sounds accurate

L72[10:55:52] <FLHerne> also a Narbonic reference, iirc

L78[12:58:48] <raptop> !mission

L79[12:58:48] <LunchBot> You write a technical report about "fussion" reactor technology. You fool! The Zectronic beam controller will now not only explode, it will implode!

L80[12:59:08] <raptop> ...honestly, the outcome fits

L82[13:20:14] <FLHerne> .mission add Someone claims to have invented a room-temperature superconductor.

L83[13:20:14] <LunchBot> Added mission: Someone claims to have invented a room-temperature superconductor.

L84[13:20:16] <FLHerne> too soon?

L85[13:24:12] <raptop> Nah

L86[13:24:32] <raptop> Just don't confuse the Meissner effect with diamagnetism

L87[13:31:22] <raptop> !8ball Are eggs a good replacement for snacks?

L88[13:31:23] <LunchBot> THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

L89[13:41:42] <FLHerne> !8ball eat more eggs and snacks, then get back to me

L90[13:41:42] <LunchBot> Yup.

L91[13:41:50] <FLHerne> !8ball so are they?

L92[13:41:50] <LunchBot> DECEARING EGG.

L93[13:42:28] <raptop> That's far too appropriate

L94[13:42:28] <FLHerne> further research on the meaning of "DECEARING" may be required

L95[13:42:55] <Mat2ch> Does LunchBot remember the 8ball answers?

L96[13:44:08] <FLHerne> no

L97[13:44:15] <FLHerne> at least, it isn't supposed to

L98[13:45:14] <FLHerne> not sure I'm answering the right question -- !8ball is implemented as !mission, it remembers answers added to it but there's no persistent state in answering silly questions

L99[13:46:17] <FLHerne> !answer add No question.

L100[13:46:18] <LunchBot> "No question." is already a known answer!

L101[13:46:21] <FLHerne> oh

L102[13:46:28] <Mat2ch> Ha!

L103[13:46:48] <Mat2ch> So the DECEARING EGG was really just chance?

L104[13:47:30] <FLHerne> jan keeps telling the RNG is rigged somehow, and I occasionally suspect it of being sentient :p

L105[13:47:42] <FLHerne> !stupid nextbankruptcy

L106[13:47:42] <LunchBot> <ZLSA> F for Firefly || <raptop> What, again? || <sasamj> add that to the bankruptcy list || <electrokitty> !nextbankruptcy || <LunchBot> electrokitty: Firefly Aerospace, again.

L107[13:48:05] <raptop> That was eerie

L108[13:49:10] <FLHerne> !nextbankruptcy

L109[13:49:10] <LunchBot> China Rocket Co., Ltd.

L110[13:49:12] <FLHerne> who

L112[13:55:54] <FLHerne> hm

L113[13:56:25] <FLHerne> they've so far successfully launched to orbit twice, once with a Jielong 1 in 2019 and once with Jielong 3 last year

L114[13:56:43] <FLHerne> next launch this September supposedly

L115[13:57:04] <FLHerne> payload 1500kg to SSO, which for a small launcher is reasonable

L118[17:17:57] <XXCoder> ;mission

L119[17:17:58] <LunchBot> You don't use correct grammar. You have woken the colorless green ideas, and they are still furious.

L120[17:18:16] <XXCoder> thats fun

L124[17:54:27] <raptop> Another weird case where the mission and outcome are sort of related

L125[18:33:33] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L126[18:33:34] <LunchBot> You buy a very big firework. Ignoring the lawsuit does not make it go away.

L127[18:33:49] <Eddi|zuHause> aww... it'll be fine...