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L15[05:12:10] <Eddi|zuHause>
guys,ithinkifoundaloophole.
L16[05:12:40] <Eddi|zuHause>
technicallyiwasonlyforbiddenfrom_hitting_space.ificopy-pastespacethatshouldbefine.
L18[05:23:28] <sandbox> I copied that from
notepad without pressing space
L19[05:23:47] <sandbox> alt 32
L20[05:24:33] <sandbox> alt 255 is
one of my favourites
L21[05:28:46] <Eddi|zuHause>
rememberalt+7?
L22[05:29:21] <darsie> ChatGPT: Corrected
version: Technically, I was only forbidden from hitting space. If I
copy-paste space, that should be fine.
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L24[05:37:30] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission
L25[05:37:30] <LunchBot> You build a giant
Yule goat in KSP. According to sources Bill isn't able to throw up
anymore.
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L27[05:51:01] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission add
You plan to build a reusable spacecraft twice as big as the current
ones.
L28[05:51:01] <LunchBot> Added mission: You
plan to build a reusable spacecraft twice as big as the current
ones.
L29[06:00:50] <Mat2ch> Eddi|zuHause: That
was a horrible Yule goat then.
L30[06:01:09] <XXCoder> ouch thats
bad
L31[06:01:14] <XXCoder> ;mission
L32[06:01:14] <LunchBot> You equip your
craft with a bigger meatsink. Your actions fractally generate more
and more outcomes until INTEGER OVERFLOW EXCEPTION.
L33[06:01:33] <XXCoder> hmmm
L34[06:01:38] <XXCoder> meatsink all way
down
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L36[06:05:31] <FLHerne> .mission add You
have no idea how to calculate your craft's drag coefficient, so you
make one up and hope for the best.
L37[06:05:31] <LunchBot> Added mission: You
have no idea how to calculate your craft's drag coefficient, so you
make one up and hope for the best.
L38[06:06:42] <FLHerne> .outcome add The
toilet system fails catastrophically.
L39[06:06:42] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The
toilet system fails catastrophically.
L40[06:14:42] <sandbox> !mission
L41[06:14:42] <LunchBot> You make a landing
stage out of ice. For some reason, subsequent modifications make
your designs increasingly crab-like.
L42[06:20:51] <XXCoder> lol latest xkcd
funny
L43[06:29:59] <FLHerne> hah
L44[06:30:10] <Mat2ch> hrhr
L45[06:31:36] <XXCoder> crab-like landing
stage lol
L46[06:32:13] <Eddi|zuHause> everything
evolves into crabs
L47[06:32:41] <FLHerne> .outcome
carcin
L48[06:32:41] <LunchBot> No outcome found
matching "carcin".
L49[06:32:44] <FLHerne> hm
L50[06:35:18] <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add
The warning label talking about carcinisation instead of
carcinogenesis wasn't a misprint, apparently.
L51[06:35:18] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The
warning label talking about carcinisation instead of carcinogenesis
wasn't a misprint, apparently.
L52[06:35:59] <FLHerne> .outcome add The
crew cursed you—not with a common cursory curse, but with long,
carefully-thought-out, comprehensive curses, that embrace the whole
of your career, and stretch away into the distant future, and
include all your relations, and cover everything connected with
you—good, substantial curses.
L53[06:35:59] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The
crew cursed you—not with a common cursory curse, but with long,
carefully-thought-out, comprehensive curses, that embrace the whole
of your career, and stretch away into the distant future, and
include all your relations, and cover everything connected with
you—good, substantial curses.
L54[06:36:51] <FLHerne> (fixed
s/cursed/curse/ in PM)
L55[06:37:23] <XXCoder> ;outcome add You'd
have never thought that typo that changed "no" to
"now" would have so much consequences.
L56[06:37:23] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
You'd have never thought that typo that changed "no" to
"now" would have so much consequences.
L57[06:39:37] <Eddi|zuHause> i just found
out, that opposing to every other language, english spells
"career" with a single r
L58[06:43:52] <darsie> Is there r in
Mandarin?
L59[06:45:24] <Eddi|zuHause> question is
ill-formed. didn't check whether requirements are met.
L60[06:48:31] <Eddi|zuHause> (two obvious
requirements: the word (derived from the same origin, and with
similar meaning) must exist, and must use a writing system using
latin alphabet)
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L63[07:47:13] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission
L64[07:47:14] <LunchBot> You see that one
of your control rods is stuck and manually pull it up. The
discussion gets added to the fortune file.
L65[07:47:56] <Eddi|zuHause> is that a
euphemism for a killfile?
L66[07:59:19] <FLHerne> it's pretty much
the Unix equivalent of LunchBot
L67[08:01:04] <FLHerne> darsie: no, so
Mandarin doesn't spell "career" with one 'r'
L68[08:13:53] <Eddi|zuHause> ah, like a
quote database
L69[08:14:44] <SporkWitch> That's
bash.org
L70[08:15:19] <Eddi|zuHause> there's more
than one :p
L71[08:16:01] <Mat2ch> bash.org still
exists?
L72[08:17:42] <Eddi|zuHause> was wondering
that as well
L73[08:17:51] <Eddi|zuHause> haven't looked
for it in like 10 years
L75[08:18:50] <SporkWitch> (and to update
the copyright tag to say 2023)
L76[08:19:21] <Eddi|zuHause> bitcoin is
also over 10 years old now?
L77[08:21:42] <Mat2ch> Pfff, I made those
copyright dates always as variable. Nobody has time to not have
this updated by a computer that knows the time perfectly
well.
L78[08:23:12] <SporkWitch> well, worst case
2017, since that's the last post from the managers lol
L79[08:24:16] <SporkWitch> omgrawr is
another fun one; basically bash.org but specifically for eve
online
L80[08:26:18] <Eddi|zuHause> well, if the
"latest" page contains comments about brexit, it can't be
THAT busy
L81[08:30:03] <Eddi|zuHause> ... and the
last jedi being out now...
L82[08:36:46] <Eddi|zuHause> conclusion:
IRC is a dead medium
L83[08:37:10] <Mat2ch> That's being said
for 20 years now.
L85[08:51:15] <FLHerne> Eddi|zuHause: I
think bash.org has been dead since 2017
L86[08:51:33] <FLHerne> I've tried making a
couple of submissions but they're never approved
L87[08:54:00] <FLHerne> .outcome This
strikes everyone as unreasonably dangerous, so you're swamped
vy
L88[08:54:00] <LunchBot> No outcome found
matching "This strikes everyone as unreasonably dangerous, so
you're swamped vy".
L89[08:54:12] <FLHerne> .outcome add This
strikes everyone as unreasonably dangerous, so you're swamped by
volunteers.
L90[08:54:12] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
This strikes everyone as unreasonably dangerous, so you're swamped
by volunteers.
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L96[09:51:06] <sandbox> !mission
L97[09:51:06] <LunchBot> You press the АЗ-5
button, not knowing that your reactor is in an unusual and unsafe
state. Senpai notices you.
L98[10:03:28] <SporkWitch> and so does
everyone else in that hemisphere lol
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L111[12:09:17] <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add
The battery runs low and the extension chord doesn't reach all the
way.
L112[12:09:18] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
The battery runs low and the extension chord doesn't reach all the
way.
L113[12:09:35] <Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
L114[12:09:35] <LunchBot> You sell your
soul to The Kraken. Your intercept is bungled by a
giganotosaurus.
L115[12:20:17] <FLHerne> .outcome fixup
s/chord/cord/
L116[12:20:17] <LunchBot> New text is: The
battery runs low and the extension cord doesn't reach all the
way.
L117[12:20:24] <FLHerne> unless I've
missed a joke
L118[12:29:19] <raptop> I think it was
just a typo
L119[12:34:14] <sandbox> !mission
L120[12:34:14] <LunchBot> You shoot the
Mun with a laser. Dinosaur invasion begins.
L121[12:37:11] <raptop> Leaving out the
critical intermedaite steps again, lunchbot
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L126[14:32:40] <FLHerne> in which Dracula
ends a dinosaur invasion with his moon-based laser
L127[14:42:36] <raptop> hrm
L128[14:53:59] <FLHerne> like most things
in that strip, it makes a surprising amount of sense in
context
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L130[16:05:55] <FLHerne> .outcome add The
whole process becomes steadily more unhinged.
L131[16:05:55] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
The whole process becomes steadily more unhinged.
L132[16:48:22] <raptop> yep
L133[17:13:03] <raptop> !mission
L134[17:13:03] <LunchBot> M is for
Mission; that's good enough for you. You *technically* fulfilled
the contract requirements...
L135[17:13:16] <raptop> It was good enough
for me, so...
L136[17:15:17] <Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
L137[17:15:18] <LunchBot> You upload
SCORPION STARE to your ship's external cameras to ward off Kraken
attacks. Your attempt to make ClF5 in a pressure cooker reminds you
of an ex girlfriend.
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L147[20:21:37] <raptop> !outcome add This
rapidly induces death in all test subjects. And the observers. And
the experimenters.
L148[20:21:38] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
This rapidly induces death in all test subjects. And the observers.
And the experimenters.
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