OCLogs: 2023-07-20.log

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L6[02:00:41] <FLHerne> .mission add You order some spare parts, giving the address as "Space capsule Friendship 8, northwest corner of East Farside Crater, The Mun".

L7[02:00:41] <LunchBot> Added mission: You order some spare parts, giving the address as "Space capsule Friendship 8, northwest corner of East Farside Crater, The Mun".

L8[02:01:29] <XXCoder> lol

L9[02:01:32] <XXCoder> ;mission

L10[02:01:32] <LunchBot> You publicly admit you play KSP for fun. You set fire to the rain.

L11[02:01:39] <XXCoder> wow

L12[02:01:47] <XXCoder> the power of my words

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L14[02:36:22] <FLHerne> (DPD finally found my little boat)

L15[02:36:50] <FLHerne> the last couple of days they've been sending "sorry we missed you" notes with photos of random bits of river

L16[02:37:14] <FLHerne> the address I gave the sender was clear enough, but they left part of it out on the label

L17[02:38:33] <FLHerne> .outcome add In two hundred years, things will be different in ways you cannot imagine. What you have created now may be entirely in ruins. But there will be something else. Something that takes from the lessons of today.

L18[02:38:33] <LunchBot> Added outcome: In two hundred years, things will be different in ways you cannot imagine. What you have created now may be entirely in ruins. But there will be something else. Something that takes from the lessons of today.

L19[02:48:49] <darsie> In 200 years my mind might be uploaded.

L20[03:13:08] <sandbox> !mission

L21[03:13:08] <LunchBot> You build a craft to cover the KSC in debris. There was a sound like the whole world saying "wop" all at once.

L22[03:13:37] <Althego> but did it cover ksc with debris?

L23[03:16:18] <sandbox> wop

L24[03:24:13] <FLHerne> wop

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L27[03:31:56] <Deddly> !nextlunch

L28[03:31:56] <LunchBot> Anchovy, onion, garlic and feta cheese pizza.

L29[03:32:30] <Deddly> Eew

L30[03:44:24] <FLHerne> doesn't sound too bad to me

L31[03:44:39] <FLHerne> maybe keep the anchovies and cheese away from each other

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L33[04:00:57] <darsie> animal products are harmful to the environment.

L34[04:01:12] <darsie> well, most of them.

L35[04:18:18] <sandbox> !mission

L36[04:18:19] <LunchBot> You write a bot that could pass the turing test, configure it to talk trollishly about KSP and unleash it on #KSPOfficial. The mission is aborted when the official mission cat jumps on the primary console.

L37[04:19:39] <XXCoder> oh noes

L38[04:20:02] <FLHerne> .outcome add The river downstream of your facility spontaneously catches fire.

L39[04:20:02] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The river downstream of your facility spontaneously catches fire.

L40[04:30:35] <FLHerne> .outcome In the process, you discover a method to passively concentrate heat in one place, which you use to keep your lunch warm.

L41[04:30:35] <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "In the process, you discover a method to passively concentrate heat in one place, which you use to keep your lunch warm.".

L42[04:30:44] <FLHerne> .outcome add In the process, you discover a method to passively concentrate heat in one place, which you use to keep your lunch warm.

L43[04:30:44] <LunchBot> Added outcome: In the process, you discover a method to passively concentrate heat in one place, which you use to keep your lunch warm.

L44[04:37:01] <XXCoder> breaking universe laws for fun

L45[04:37:16] <XXCoder> ;outcome add It sure is fun, breaking universe laws.

L46[04:37:16] <LunchBot> Added outcome: It sure is fun, breaking universe laws.

L47[04:37:43] <Althego> leet time

L48[04:44:01] <Azander> !mission

L49[04:44:01] <LunchBot> You start a thread on the Orbiter forums about asparagus. Moon's big and haunted.

L50[04:44:23] <XXCoder> someone didnt like your post

L51[05:01:39] <Azander> so it seems

L52[05:35:14] <Mat2ch> B9 is rolling out to the launch pad

L53[05:37:04] <XXCoder> ;mission

L54[05:37:04] <LunchBot> You design and build a bagel museum. Stack Decoupler Error: Core Dumped.

L55[05:37:15] <Althego> oh no

L56[05:37:20] <Althego> you summoned

L57[05:39:01] <Althego> ;outcome add AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'outcome'

L58[05:39:01] <LunchBot> Added outcome: AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'outcome'

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L60[05:57:16] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L61[05:57:16] <LunchBot> You arrange a date between Kountdown and Cortana. You become fluent in PowerPoint.

L62[05:57:30] <Eddi|zuHause> finally...

L63[05:57:37] <Eddi|zuHause> always wanted to do that...

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L65[06:34:12] <Deddly> !nextlunch

L66[06:34:12] <LunchBot> Porridge with golden syrup.

L67[06:34:23] <Deddly> I'd rather take honey, but OK

L68[06:35:23] <SporkWitch> one could read "golden syrup" as honey

L69[06:39:14] <sandbox> golden syrup is great

L70[06:39:59] <sandbox> we used to put it on ice cream

L71[06:45:09] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add This becomes known as "The Second Battle of Dunkirk."

L72[06:45:09] <LunchBot> Added outcome: This becomes known as "The Second Battle of Dunkirk."

L73[07:07:02] <KrazyKrl> ;mission

L74[07:07:03] <LunchBot> You discover the xenobacterium responsible for turning everything on Eve's surface into purple gunk. You're bought out by SpaceX.

L75[07:08:04] <KrazyKrl> Beltalowda it be the protomolecule!

L76[07:14:38] <FLHerne> > You design and build a complete space program using nothing but cans of Spam. You pass your exam, and are fully licensed as a pilot.

L77[07:19:43] <KrazyKrl> i mean, a lot of the time you get rewarded as a spammer.

L78[07:24:35] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add This triggers the spam filter, and you get evicted from your quaint hovel.

L79[07:24:36] <LunchBot> Added outcome: This triggers the spam filter, and you get evicted from your quaint hovel.

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L82[08:59:53] <Eddi|zuHause> KrazyKrl: maybe "second battle at the white mountain" would offer more ambiguity as an outcome?

L83[09:03:28] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L84[09:03:28] <LunchBot> The physics package falls off of your rocket. The rest of the mission is halted by the flood limit.

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L86[09:38:09] <FLHerne> .outcome add The spam filter destroys all your rations.

L87[09:38:09] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The spam filter destroys all your rations.

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L91[11:23:02] <Eddi|zuHause> s/rations/snacks/?

L92[11:27:38] <FLHerne> is spam a snack?

L93[11:27:42] <FLHerne> I guess it could be

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L95[11:32:26] <raptop> !outcome garbage

L96[11:32:26] <LunchBot> The garbage collector deletes your rocket.

L97[11:46:17] <raptop> !mission

L98[11:46:17] <LunchBot> You discover a form of rat on Dres. The garbage collector deletes your rocket.

L99[11:46:27] <raptop> ...again?

L100[12:00:33] <packbart> hm

L101[12:00:38] <packbart> !outcome None

L102[12:00:38] <LunchBot> AttributeError: 'NoneType' object has no attribute 'outcome'

L103[12:00:40] <packbart> !missio

L104[12:00:41] <packbart> !mission

L105[12:00:42] <LunchBot> You save the weight of emergency snacks by making the control panel out of chocolate. You wish the consequences were unimaginable; that way you wouldn't keep imagining them.

L106[12:00:58] <packbart> raptop: the RNG probably likes you

L107[12:01:34] * packbart imagines sticky fingers trying to use the control panel

L108[12:21:17] <FLHerne> raptop: if you'd stop making your rockets out of garbage they wouldn't attract rats

L109[12:21:39] <FLHerne> and then there'd be no need to remove them

L110[12:21:57] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L111[12:21:57] <LunchBot> You discover all your contracts require unobtanium. You meet an alien who refuses to say anything other than the words "??? ????".

L112[12:25:58] <Eddi|zuHause> could be worse, could say NI₃

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L115[14:20:19] <FLHerne> .mission add You start a new podcast.

L116[14:20:19] <LunchBot> Added mission: You start a new podcast.

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L121[16:25:55] <XXCoder> ;mission

L122[16:25:55] <LunchBot> You introduce Jeb's BadS Workshop to the Astronaut Training School. At first you were horrified...now you can't stop laughing.

L123[16:26:13] <XXCoder> man training school must be really bad

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L128[17:54:48] <raptop> !mission add You decide to serve your kerbonauts pizza with their favorite toppings before launch.

L129[17:54:49] <LunchBot> Added mission: You decide to serve your kerbonauts pizza with their favorite toppings before launch.

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L139[19:32:11] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L140[19:32:12] <LunchBot> You construct an orbital magma cannon. UmbralRaptor explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly raptorbits.

L141[19:32:38] <Eddi|zuHause> magma raptors?

L142[19:34:44] <raptop> raptors do poorly when subjected to the extreme thermal stress of a direct hit from an orbital magma cannon

L143[19:35:24] <raptop> Anyway, the mission is a reference to a very silly Dwarf Fortress idea

L144[19:36:27] <Eddi|zuHause> is it even called magma when it's in orbit? :p

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