L1[00:42:54] <Flamei​ngsoul> %tonk

L2[00:42:55] <MichiBot> Wut! Flamei​ngsoul! You beat Va​ur's previous record of <0 (By 5 hours, 29 minutes and 39 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L3[00:42:56] <MichiBot> Flameingsoul's new record is 5 hours, 29 minutes and 39 seconds! Flameingsoul also gained 0.00549 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #4. Need 0.21265 more points to pass Va​ur!

L4[00:42:57] <Flamei​ngsoul> %chug

L5[00:42:57] <MichiBot> You drink a knifey apple potion (New!). Flameingsoul feels slightly faster.

L6[03:08:27] <Forec​aster> Cathedrals...?

L7[03:25:32] <Mic​hiyo> _shrugs_

L8[03:25:34] <Mic​hiyo> Kids man

L9[04:01:55] <Forec​aster> I mean, yeah I'll take the cathedral to work, I can't believe I never thought of that

L10[05:55:15] <Va​ur> %tonk

L11[05:55:16] <MichiBot> I'm sorry Vaur, you were not able to beat Flameingsoul's record of 5 hours, 29 minutes and 39 seconds this time. 5 hours, 12 minutes and 21 seconds were wasted! Missed by 17 minutes and 18 seconds!

L12[05:58:45] <Va​ur> %chug

L13[05:58:46] <MichiBot> You drink a spooned electrum potion (New!). A genie appears out of the empty bottle, turns it into a pie, then vanishes.

L16[10:07:42] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!! Theres a document giving her ownership of the moon in my soup!

L17[10:08:06] <Amanda> Nice! _Think_

L18[10:08:22] <Amanda> ... No, android, I did not mean "think" there

L20[10:09:14] <Amanda> Nyahaha, now I can sue the us for trespassing!

L21[10:09:58] <Forec​aster> tell them to pay rent or you'll throw out their stuff

L22[10:17:29] <Amanda> That's a good point! I can charge them for littering as well!

L23[10:17:53] <Amanda> They even left human waste there!

L24[10:18:20] <Amanda> That's gotta be a crime of some sort!

L25[10:19:04] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster with mutable rød potiom

L26[10:19:04] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable rød potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into an aegisalt tree girl until an elephant forgets.

L27[10:19:11] <Forec​aster> hey D:<

L28[10:20:03] <Amanda> Oh hey! I've got some human remains I can give you for fertilizer!

L29[10:23:36] <Forec​aster> I'd like to think I have better taste than that

L30[10:25:30] <Amanda> Dang it, I really should have checked what kind of remains that numbered bald man was going to offload on me before agreeing to dispose of them...

L31[11:35:10] <Flamei​ngsoul> I mean hey, if you need a hand you can look at the remains, probably

L32[11:41:46] <Flamei​ngsoul> %tonk

L33[11:41:47] <MichiBot> Blast! Flamei​ngsoul! You beat your own previous record of 5 hours, 29 minutes and 39 seconds (By 16 minutes and 51 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L34[11:41:48] <MichiBot> Flameingsoul's new record is 5 hours, 46 minutes and 30 seconds! No points gained for stealing from yourself. (Lost out on 0.00028 x 6 = 0.00168)

L35[11:42:10] <Flamei​ngsoul> Oh I thought vaur hit it

L36[11:42:12] <Flamei​ngsoul> Damn

L38[13:39:20] *** Joins: Vexatos (~Vexatos@2001:4647:af75:0:ef66:7c06:b56:6257) Vexatos

L41[17:25:46] <Spider​EveryOS> %tonkout

L42[17:25:47] <MichiBot> I'm sorry Spider​EveryOS, you were not able to beat Flamei​ngsoul's record of 5 hours, 46 minutes and 30 seconds this time. 5 hours and 44 minutes were wasted! Missed by 2 minutes and 30 seconds!

L43[17:25:55] <Spider​EveryOS> Oh, missed Flaming's message

L44[17:26:10] <Spider​EveryOS> And it was only 2 min away...

L45[17:29:53] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster with mutable potion

L46[17:29:53] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable citrus potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a weather fox boy until someone stabs them.

L47[17:41:00] <Corded> > <Mich​iBot> I'm sorry Spider​EveryOS, you were not able to beat Flamei​…

L48[17:41:00] <Va​ur> rip

L49[17:41:02] <Va​ur> %chug

L50[17:41:03] <MichiBot> You drink a silent lime potion (New!). The bottle turns into an adamantium dagger.

L51[18:10:24] *** Joins: Hawk777 (~Hawk777@2605:1700:10aa:6600:e756:92cd:7768:74df) Hawk777

L52[18:12:42] <Va​ur> %chug

L53[18:12:43] <MichiBot> You drink a serif-only mithril potion (New!). Gravity reverses for Vaur until they see a bird.

L54[19:28:15] <Amanda> %choose laptopnaptime or continue poking idly at the thing

L55[19:28:15] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: The proof is in the pudding. Definitely "continue poking idly at the thing". Hm, this is surprisingly good...

L57[21:27:58] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster

L58[21:27:58] <MichiBot> You fling a resonating electrum potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster's hair turn the color of tomato until they recite the litany against fear.

L60[23:32:08] <Spider​EveryOS> %tonkout now?

L61[23:32:09] <MichiBot> Boom! Spider​EveryOS! You beat Flamei​ngsoul's previous record of 5 hours, 46 minutes and 30 seconds (By 19 minutes and 51 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L62[23:32:10] <MichiBot> Spider​EveryOS has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.006 tonk points! plus 0.005 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 1.102054. Position #1