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L3[04:01:02] <Corded> > <luna​r_sam> i hope bamco doesn't fuck it up

L4[04:01:02] <Ar​iri> i hope so too

L5[04:01:06] <Ar​iri> it looks really good

L6[04:01:12] <Ar​iri> i had a lot of fun in ac7

L7[04:29:18] <Forec​aster> %tonk

L8[04:29:18] <MichiBot> Woah! Forec​aster! You beat Spider​EveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 7 hours, 26 minutes and 14 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L9[04:29:19] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 7 hours, 26 minutes and 14 seconds! Forecaster also gained 0.00744 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2. Need 0.053268 more points to pass Spider​EveryOS!

L10[04:43:14] <Spider​EveryOS> %sip

L11[04:43:15] <MichiBot> You drink a freezing rubium potion (New!). A large figure suddenly swings an axe at SpiderEveryOS! SpiderEveryOS takes 2d​10 => [8,1] axe damage. (9 vs DC 16)

L13[06:08:08] <NYX> hello

L15[07:10:10] <Forec​aster> %sip

L16[07:10:11] <MichiBot> You drink a sour rød potion (New!). Forecaster turns into a tuna sheep boy for 5 moons.

L17[07:10:15] <Forec​aster> dangit

L18[10:23:47] <Amanda> How considerate! You did the third part of my meowning routine for me!

L21[10:24:10] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!! Theres a Magic last years creap! (25%) in my soup!

L22[11:19:26] <Forec​aster> fortunately it's only for 5 minutes.

L23[11:20:28] <Amanda> ... That says 5 moons

L24[11:39:33] <Forec​aster> I've decided moon is slang for minute

L25[11:39:36] <Forec​aster> 😄

L26[11:43:12] <Amanda> Oh okay! %splash Forecaster with mutable aqua potion

L27[11:43:12] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable aqua potion (New!) that splashes onto Forecaster. Forecaster turns into a jumbonium spaghetti boy until they sneeze.

L28[11:43:27] <Forec​aster> good thing I'm sick and sneeze all the time

L29[12:08:10] <Spider​EveryOS> %tonkout

L30[12:08:11] <MichiBot> Woah! Spider​EveryOS! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of 7 hours, 26 minutes and 14 seconds (By 12 minutes and 37 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L31[12:08:12] <MichiBot> Spider​EveryOS has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.007 tonk points! plus 0.006 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 1.088554. Position #1

L32[13:19:07] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster with mutable potion

L33[13:19:07] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable tiberium potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a steel girl until they download a car.

L34[13:50:03] *** Joins: Vexatos (~Vexatos@2001:4647:af75:0:7c48:673c:93b0:8feb) Vexatos

L36[14:31:51] <Elfi> A steel girl would absolutely download a car. Or benchpress one, depending on their kind of steel

L37[15:21:00] <Forec​aster> Or both!

L38[15:25:54] <Va​ur> %tonk

L39[15:25:55] <MichiBot> By my throth! Va​ur! You beat Spider​EveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 3 hours, 17 minutes and 44 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L40[15:25:56] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 3 hours, 17 minutes and 44 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.0033 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.065466 more points to pass Forec​aster!

L41[15:31:04] <Va​ur> %chug

L42[15:31:05] <MichiBot> You drink a spooned aluminium potion (New!). Vaur feels a sudden surge of static electricity.

L43[17:49:16] <Va​ur> %chug

L44[17:49:17] <MichiBot> You drink a gloopy iron potion (New!). Gravity reverses for Vaur until they steal the moon.

L45[17:49:33] <Va​ur> %steal the moon

L46[17:54:32] <Forec​aster> well, at least it'll be super easy to get there!

L47[17:54:37] <Forec​aster> unless you miss it...

L48[17:59:53] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster with mutable iron potion

L49[17:59:53] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable iron potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a silver bird until they steal the concept of stealing.

L50[17:59:59] <Forec​aster> hey D:<

L51[18:00:28] <Amanda> :3

L52[18:13:11] <Forec​aster> _steals all of Amanda's steals _

L53[18:14:23] <Amanda> Hey!

L54[18:14:30] <Amanda> I needed those! For... reasons...

L55[18:56:09] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster

L56[18:56:10] <MichiBot> You fling an oxidised amethyst potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster's eyes glow the color of jumbonium until someone turns on a lamp and then off again.

L57[19:13:14] <Va​ur> %tonkout

L58[19:13:15] <MichiBot> Hooray! Va​ur! You beat your own previous record of 3 hours, 17 minutes and 44 seconds (By 29 minutes and 36 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L59[19:13:16] <MichiBot> Va​ur has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk points! plus 0.004 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 0.96082, Position #3 Need 0.058466 more points to pass Forec​aster!

L60[20:01:01] <Va​ur> %chug

L61[20:01:01] <MichiBot> You drink a resonating titanium potion (New!). Vaur has a single tear roll down their cheek for some reason.

L64[22:53:18] <anthrax> hello world

L65[22:54:46] <anthrax> wats up

L66[22:57:18] <Mic​hiyo> The sky

L67[22:57:21] <Mic​hiyo> my blood pressure.

L68[22:57:25] <Mic​hiyo> the cost of living

L69[22:57:27] <Mic​hiyo> gas prices.

L70[22:58:11] <anthrax> sounds like you need to ride the bus

L71[22:59:03] <Mic​hiyo> Sure, I can make my 15 minute commute 2 hours!

L72[22:59:52] <anthrax> there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes and time to see them

L73[22:59:55] <anthrax> smell the roses

L74[23:02:23] <Amanda> Nice try! Everyone knows roses are a myth by the deep state!

L75[23:02:53] <Mic​hiyo> Shhh can't let them know you know!

L76[23:18:23] <Amanda> %remindme 3m eye drops

L77[23:18:23] <MichiBot> I'll tell you "eye drops" in 3m at 04/08/2026 11:21:22 PM

L78[23:21:23] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER: eye drops

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