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L2[00:42:06] <MichiBot> Ping reply from
Amanda 0.31s
L3[00:42:51] <Amanda> OK, so IRC is just
being super quiet, it didn't quietly die again
L4[00:43:41]

<Michiyo>
Yeah I was wondering if something was broken too lol
L5[00:44:09]

<SpiderEveryOS> %tonk
L6[00:44:09] <MichiBot> Awesome!
SpiderEveryOS! You beat Vaur's previous record of <0 (By
1 hour, 49 minutes and 46 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L7[00:44:10] <MichiBot> SpiderEveryOS's
new record is 1 hour, 49 minutes and 46 seconds! SpiderEveryOS also
gained 0.00183 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2. Need
0.01271 more points to pass Forecaster!
L8[00:45:03] * Amanda
orders MichiBot some celebritory %osup
L9[00:45:05] <Amanda> %soup too
L10[00:45:05] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!!
Theres a whole tetraflop npu in my soup!
L11[00:47:00] <Amanda> Like, none of the
channels I'm in has any recent messages
L12[01:16:46] <Amanda> %choose
laptopnaptime?
L13[01:16:46] <MichiBot> Amanda: No, maybe
tomorrow.
L14[01:18:00] <Amanda> Might be, but
I'm going to turn the screen off and put it aside while it
does something in the background (hacking nadja's computer to
send me all her yuri )
L15[02:45:59] *
Amanda pawhugs Elfi close, meows eepily about her plans for nuclear
winter, does a heccen zzzmew
L16[02:49:50] <Amanda> Night girls,
don't forget to rearrange your soup cans into a effigy of the
goddesses
L17[03:27:36]

<Forecaster> %tonk
L18[03:27:36] <MichiBot> Yeah! Forecaster!
You beat SpiderEveryOS's previous record of 1 hour, 49
minutes and 46 seconds (By 53 minutes and 40 seconds)! I hope
you're happy!
L19[03:27:37] <MichiBot> Forecaster's
new record is 2 hours, 43 minutes and 27 seconds! Forecaster also
gained 0.00178 (0.00089 x 2) tonk points for stealing the tonk.
Position #1.
L20[04:11:31] ⇨
Joins: koohuhin (~koohuhin@64.250.6.209)
L21[04:11:40] <koohuhin> hello?
L22[04:12:02] ⇦
Quits: koohuhin (~koohuhin@64.250.6.209) (Client Quit)
L23[04:12:37]

<The
Patmann> %hello
L24[04:12:37] <MichiBot> Hello! Welcome to
#oc! The one and only opencomputers channel! Please ask your
questions directly (dont ask to ask) and provide error/code
examples! (Use pastebin.com if theyre more than one line!) Dont
mind the random conversation you might have walked into.
L25[04:12:46]

<The
Patmann> oh oops
L26[05:09:45]

<Forecaster> %sip
L27[05:09:45] <MichiBot> You drink an
aligned solarium potion (New!). The potion contained a computer
virus! Forecaster hears a maniacal laugh as their cursor flips
upside down!
L28[08:14:28] *** Joins: Vexatos
(~Vexatos@2001:4647:af75:0:a218:b5af:63f0:6c1f) Vexatos
L29[08:14:28] zsh
sets mode: +v on Vexatos
L30[08:15:11]

<SpiderEveryOS> %tonkout
L31[08:15:11] <MichiBot> Wut!
SpiderEveryOS! You beat Forecaster's previous record of 2
hours, 43 minutes and 27 seconds (By 2 hours, 4 minutes and 6
seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L32[08:15:12] <MichiBot> SpiderEveryOS has
stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.004 tonk
points! plus 0.003 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to
50% because stealing) Current score: 0.08589. Position #2 Need
0.00599 more points to pass Forecaster!
L33[08:15:57] ⇨
Joins: Caesin (~Caesin_Ea@111.41.171.140)
L34[08:19:46] ⇦
Quits: Caesin (~Caesin_Ea@111.41.171.140) (Quit:
Leaving)
L35[12:33:31] *
Amanda meows and looks around
L36[12:33:41] *
Amanda orders MichiBot some %soup
L37[12:33:41] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!!
Theres a very bad idea in my soup!
L38[13:09:43]

<Vaur>
%tonk
L39[13:09:43] <MichiBot> Wut! Vaur! You
beat SpiderEveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 4 hours, 54
minutes and 32 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L40[13:09:44] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 4 hours, 54 minutes and 32 seconds! Vaur also gained
0.00491 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need
0.01241 more points to pass SpiderEveryOS!
L41[14:06:54] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster
with mutable lava potion
L42[14:06:54] <MichiBot> You fling a
mutable black potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster.
@Forecaster turns into a cat until an angel gets their wings.
L43[14:07:00] <Amanda> %p
L44[14:07:01] <MichiBot> Ping reply from
Amanda 0.3s
L45[14:07:11] <Amanda> Hrm...
L46[14:07:20] <Amanda> My homelab is really
unhappy with me for some reason
L47[15:25:11] <Amanda> %remindme 45m check
if thing finished
L48[15:25:11] <MichiBot> I'll tell you
"check if thing finished" in 45m at 01/09/2026 04:10:11
PM
L49[15:28:38] ⇦
Quits: Amanda (~m-yt727s@cloud.camnet.site) (Ping timeout: 201
seconds)
L50[16:10:11] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER:
check if thing finished
L51[16:20:13] *** Joins: Amanda
(~m-yt727s@cloud.camnet.site) AmandaC
L52[16:57:41]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> Amanda: your reminder occurred while you were
disconnected.
L53[16:57:54]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> Just FYI
L54[16:58:31] <Amanda> Yup, turns out a
memory leak took down one of my homelab nodes, which just so happen
to be the one that ran my matrix, and the thing I wanted a reminder
to check. :D
L55[16:58:46] <Amanda> At least, I suspect
it's a memory leak
L56[17:00:17] <Amanda> kernel-oom killer
said the process was using some 200,000 pages of RSS, which I
suspect is more than it should be using
L57[17:48:19] *** Joins: Hawk777
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L58[18:54:26]

<Forecaster> %tonk
L59[18:54:27] <MichiBot> Crud! Forecaster!
You beat Vaur's previous record of 4 hours, 54 minutes and 32
seconds (By 50 minutes and 11 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L60[18:54:28] <MichiBot> Forecaster's
new record is 5 hours, 44 minutes and 43 seconds! Forecaster also
gained 0.0042 (0.00084 x 5) tonk points for stealing the tonk.
Position #1.
L61[18:54:32]

<Forecaster> %sip
L62[18:54:32] <MichiBot> You drink a salty
strawberry potion (New!). Forecaster barely manages to catch a red
shell that appears in front of them! (Rem. uses: 1)
L63[18:54:43]

<Forecaster> Oh nice, so it begins
L64[19:20:24]

<Vaur>
%chug salty strawberry potion
L65[19:20:25] <MichiBot> You drink a salty
strawberry potion. Vaur barely manages to catch a red shell that
appears in front of them! (Rem. uses: 0)
L66[20:11:52] <Amanda> %remindme 30m check
ci
L67[20:11:52] <MichiBot> I'll tell you
"check ci" in 30m at 01/09/2026 08:41:52 PM
L68[20:41:52] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER:
check ci
L69[20:45:00]

<Vaur>
%chug
L70[20:45:00] <MichiBot> You drink a big
oculemon potion (New!). A genie tries to turn Vaur into a
crocodile, but Vaur successfully dodge the beam! (15 vs DC
12)
L71[20:56:42] <Amanda> %give MichiBot a
compiler compiler compiler
L72[20:56:42] *
MichiBot accepts the compiler compiler compiler and adds it to
their inventory
L73[21:08:46]

<SpiderEveryOS> %sip
L74[21:08:46] <MichiBot> You drink a sour
white potion (New!). SpiderEveryOS gains the ability to summon
safety pins until they have some bacon.
L75[21:11:04] <Amanda> %remindme 30m check
if renovate did the thing
L76[21:11:04] <MichiBot> I'll tell you
"check if renovate did the thing" in 30m at 01/09/2026
09:41:04 PM
L77[21:41:04] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER:
check if renovate did the thing
L78[22:00:39]

<Vaur>
%chug
L79[22:00:39] <MichiBot> You drink an
nth-dimensional octiron potion (New!). Vaur feels slightly more
agile.
L80[22:17:56] <Amanda> %p
L81[22:17:57] <MichiBot> Ping reply from
Amanda 0.28s
L82[22:19:37] *
Amanda flops down atop Elfi, lets her laptop nap, hopefully her
homelab doesn't ignite more
L83[23:05:39]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> Amanda: Memory Leaks are the bane of my
existance.
L84[23:05:48]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> They're always annoying to debug.
L85[23:18:33] ⇦
Quits: Vexatos (~Vexatos@2001:4647:af75:0:a218:b5af:63f0:6c1f)
(Quit: Insert quantum chemistry joke here)
L86[23:21:24] <Amanda> The servers been up
since Christmas, and according to the kernel a process that manages
the hypervisor was using the most memory pages of a non-qemu
process, at 200,000 something
L87[23:23:47] <Amanda> I'll have to
get some kind of monitoring going to track that just to be sure
it's not a one-off
L88[23:24:57] <Amanda> %remindme 30m trim
your claws
L89[23:24:57] <MichiBot> I'll tell you
"trim your claws" in 30m at 01/09/2026 11:54:57 PM
L90[23:41:12] <Amanda> Actually wait. A
Linux memory page is only like 4KiB isn't it? That's only
.8G
L91[23:42:00] <Amanda> I really need to
figure out metrics, a pretty graph would help a lot
L92[23:54:57] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER:
trim your claws