L2[00:54:50] <Va​ur> %tonkout

L3[00:54:51] <MichiBot> Dagnammit! Va​ur! You beat your own previous record of 1 hour, 12 minutes and 52 seconds (By 57 minutes and 40 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L4[00:54:52] <MichiBot> Va​ur has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk points! plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 0.73047, Position #5 Need 0.08774 more points to pass Forec​aster!

L5[00:54:56] <Spider ​EveryOS> aggg

L6[00:55:03] <Va​ur> %sip

L7[00:55:04] <MichiBot> You drink a gloopy toxictop potion (New!). Vaur: Nothing seemed to happen...

L8[00:55:09] <Spider ​EveryOS> %sip

L9[00:55:10] <MichiBot> You drink a crunchy boneboo potion (New!). Spider EveryOS turns into a naqahdah water until hell has a mild winter.

L11[02:03:41] <Amanda> Night girls

L12[02:04:19] <Amanda> Don't forget to evolve in the middle of the night under the new moon to get maximum yin lunar energy

L13[02:16:37] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @forecaster

L14[02:16:38] <MichiBot> You fling a safe tan potion (New!) that splashes onto @forecaster. @forecaster feels like one particular wasp has it out for them suddenly.

L15[03:08:11] <Spider ​EveryOS> %tonk

L16[03:08:11] <MichiBot> Kapow! Spider ​EveryOS! You beat Va​ur's previous record of <0 (By 2 hours, 13 minutes and 20 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L17[03:08:12] <MichiBot> Spider EveryOS's new record is 2 hours, 13 minutes and 20 seconds! Spider EveryOS also gained 0.00222 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2. Need 0.00106 more points to pass Compan​ionCube!

L18[05:14:53] <Va​ur> %sip

L19[05:14:54] <MichiBot> You drink a still crimson potion (New!). Vaur feels chill.

L20[05:39:12] *** Joins: Hawk777 (~Hawk777@2001:569:7cae:7e00:da60:9cd2:b480:6c1d) Hawk777

L21[05:57:58] <Va​ur> %tonk

L22[05:58:01] <MichiBot> Fopdoodle! Va​ur! You beat Spider ​EveryOS's previous record of 2 hours, 13 minutes and 20 seconds (By 36 minutes and 28 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L23[05:58:02] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 2 hours, 49 minutes and 48 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00183 (0.00061 x 3) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #5. Need 0.08591 more points to pass Forec​aster!

L24[06:19:27] <Redston​eParkour> %sip

L25[06:19:30] <MichiBot> You drink a 2-dimensional cyan potion (New!). RedstoneParkour watches helplessly as 0.084 tonk points take flight into the horizon. (Rem. uses: 3)

L26[06:23:40] *** Joins: Vexatos (~Vexatos@p200300eaef24fb00145605b799c668e3.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) Vexatos

L28[06:33:08] <Va​ur> %splash Compan​ionCube 2-dimensional cyan potion

L29[06:33:08] <MichiBot> You fling a 2-dimensional cyan potion that splashes onto Compan​ionCube. Compan​ionCube watches helplessly as 0.095 tonk points take flight into the horizon. (Rem. uses: 2)

L32[08:32:26] <Forec​aster> %splash RedstoneParkour 2-dimesional cyan

L33[08:32:27] <MichiBot> You fling a cloudy cyan potion (New!) that splashes onto RedstoneParkour. RedstoneParkour sees their face etched into one of the shards of the broken bottle.

L34[08:32:37] <Forec​aster> dangit

L35[08:55:49] <Redston​eParkour> %splash Forecaster 2-dimensional cyan

L36[08:55:50] <MichiBot> You fling a 2-dimensional cyan potion that splashes onto Forecaster. Forecaster watches helplessly as 0.037 tonk points take flight into the horizon. (Rem. uses: 1)

L37[09:00:57] <Redston​eParkour> %tonkout

L38[09:00:58] <MichiBot> Woah! Redston​eParkour! You beat Va​ur's previous record of 2 hours, 49 minutes and 48 seconds (By 13 minutes and 10 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L39[09:00:59] <MichiBot> Redston​eParkour has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk points! plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 0.75602. Position #4 Need 0.02519 more points to pass Forec​aster!

L40[09:07:26] <Forec​aster> %splash RedstoneParkour 2-dimensional cyan

L41[09:07:27] <MichiBot> You fling a 2-dimensional cyan potion that splashes onto RedstoneParkour. RedstoneParkour watches helplessly as 0.045 tonk points take flight into the horizon. (Rem. uses: 0)

L42[09:56:43] <lunar_sam_> https://xmpp.icbmlaunch.site/file_share/068343ad-b6dd-71e4-9185-546365a99f73/f68c887d-be45-40b7-b2f3-fb78cd396e8e.png

L43[09:56:48] <lunar_sam_> :v

L44[09:57:51] <lunar_sam_> https://xmpp.icbmlaunch.site/file_share/068343b1-eb6c-7ed4-a531-ad27bc996c0f/043ac0ef-2b54-4b3d-b236-3ccdd569b5bc.png

L45[09:57:55] <lunar_sam_> \o/

L46[09:58:01] <lunar_sam_> order is wrong but who cares

L47[10:27:16] <Va​ur> %tonk

L48[10:27:16] <MichiBot> Golly! Va​ur! You beat Redston​eParkour's previous record of <0 (By 1 hour, 26 minutes and 18 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L49[10:27:17] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 1 hour, 26 minutes and 18 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00144 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #4. Need 0.04747 more points to pass Forec​aster!

L50[10:54:49] <Redston​eParkour> %sip

L51[10:54:50] <MichiBot> You drink a silent radiation potion (New!). The bottle turns into a copper trident.

L53[11:22:37] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster with mutable cyan potion

L54[11:22:44] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable cyan potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into an otter boy until they eat a pie.

L57[11:24:23] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!! Theres a Magic Ariri! (25%) in my soup!

L58[11:27:37] <Amanda> @Ariri what're you doing in MichiBot's soup? That's not safe!

L59[11:56:31] <Spider ​EveryOS> %tonkout

L60[11:56:32] <MichiBot> Wut! Spider ​EveryOS! You beat Va​ur's previous record of 1 hour, 26 minutes and 18 seconds (By 2 minutes and 57 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L61[11:56:33] <MichiBot> Spider ​EveryOS has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.001 tonk points! Current score: 1.12322. Position #2 Need 0.00006 more points to pass Compan​ionCube!

L62[11:58:37] <Corded> > <Mich​iBot> Spider ​EveryOS has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset…

L63[11:58:38] <Va​ur> lol 😄

L64[12:40:55] <Amanda> %remindme 45m check renovate

L65[12:40:56] <MichiBot> I'll tell you "check renovate" in 45m at 05/26/2025 06:25:55 AM

L66[13:25:55] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER: check renovate

L67[14:02:02] <Amanda> Shit's fucked.

L68[14:02:13] <Amanda> And I have no idea why. :D

L69[14:39:11] <Forec​aster> I bet it's because of that star you shifted slightly

L70[14:39:39] <Forec​aster> %tonk

L71[14:39:40] <MichiBot> Wow! Forec​aster! You beat Spider ​EveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 2 hours, 43 minutes and 7 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L72[14:39:41] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 2 hours, 43 minutes and 7 seconds! Forecaster also gained 0.00272 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.33929 more points to pass Spider ​EveryOS!

L73[14:45:33] <lunar_sam_> yippie

L74[14:45:36] <lunar_sam_> bookmarks work

L75[15:02:16] <lunar_sam_> https://xmpp.icbmlaunch.site/file_share/06834827-882c-733c-b0da-7da15dff5938/b95396fa-04a3-48d8-aa81-099fa546d4f3.png

L76[15:13:15] <Redston​eParkour> %sip

L77[15:13:16] <MichiBot> You drink a salty salmon potion (New!). RedstoneParkour zones out for 9 minutes.

L78[15:20:21] *** Joins: doskel (~doskel@2601:8c0:102:9430:92b1:1cff:fe00:4edc) doskel

L80[15:32:06] *** Joins: doskel (~doskel@doskel.net) doskel

L81[15:50:48] <Va​ur> %sip

L82[15:50:49] <MichiBot> You drink a hot gold potion (New!). The bottle turns into a piece of bacon. Vaur has found 4 pieces of bacon so far. (Rem. uses: 0)

L83[15:56:12] <Redston​eParkour> %sip

L84[15:56:12] <MichiBot> You drink a goopy emerald potion (New!). RedstoneParkour turns into spaghetti fish girl until they have a dusty caterium potion.

L85[16:10:22] *** Joins: Hawk777 (~Hawk777@2001:569:7cae:7e00:7bad:7695:e2c:927f) Hawk777

L86[16:13:42] <Amanda> %choose space cubes or poke homelab some more

L87[16:13:42] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: You hear a faraway lamp yell "space cubes!".

L88[16:47:26] <Va​ur> %sip

L89[16:47:27] <MichiBot> You drink a shiny purple potion (New!). Vaur's eyes glow green until they say the phrase "Blatherskite Wenk".

L90[17:21:50] <Redston​eParkour> %tonkout

L91[17:21:50] <MichiBot> I'm sorry Redston​eParkour, you were not able to beat Forec​aster's record of 2 hours, 43 minutes and 7 seconds this time. 2 hours, 42 minutes and 10 seconds were wasted! Missed by 56 seconds!

L92[17:21:59] <Redston​eParkour> brughg

L93[17:22:01] <Redston​eParkour> %sip

L94[17:22:01] <MichiBot> You drink an included rainbow potion (New!). RedstoneParkour's eyes turn the color of moonstone until hell freezes over.

L95[18:20:42] <Va​ur> %sip

L96[18:20:43] <MichiBot> You drink a fragrant oculemon potion (New!). Everything Vaur says is now in Comic Sans until hell has a nice fall.

L97[19:02:53] <Redston​eParkour> %sip

L98[19:02:55] <MichiBot> You drink a square rock potion (New!). RedstoneParkour has a single tear roll down their cheek for some reason.

L99[19:09:44] <Forec​aster> %sip

L100[19:09:45] <MichiBot> You drink an invisible green potion (New!). Everything Forecaster says is now in Comic Sans until they exit the room.

L101[19:09:51] <Forec​aster> Ohno

L102[19:11:19] <Va​ur> %sip

L103[19:11:20] <MichiBot> You drink an awful oculemon potion (New!). Vaur's feet tingle briefly.

L105[19:32:32] <nadja> Amanda. There's a paw print on it. Heavens, you are terrible at hiding evidence of your mischief, did I ever tell you that?

L106[19:32:49] <Amanda> You can't prove it's my pawprint!

L107[19:33:36] <nadja> True true, it might be from the *other* celestial godlike kitten living with me!

L108[19:33:46] <Amanda> Yeah!

L110[19:34:27] <nadja> The other celestial kitten who is also always stealing your snacks and so the reason why the snack bowl is always empty, eh?

L111[19:34:48] <Amanda> wait, somebody's been stealing my snacks? I'll bap them!

L112[19:38:16] <Hawk777> I think it was the moon.

L113[19:49:24] <Forec​aster> Yes, definitely the moon and not me, could be anyone else in fact (but not me)

L114[20:06:24] <Mic​hiyo> *sigh* I fixed my PBX being dumb.... turns out I was being dumb. The guide I followed gave me 4 IPs to filter on for my provider... and exactly ONE of those was actually valid. So 3/4 of the time my call would come from a different IP and instantly fail out. ._.

L115[20:06:44] <Mic​hiyo> I discovered this AFTER I migrated to a new server and re-setup everything from scratch of course.

L116[20:11:16] <Forec​aster> Of course

L117[20:15:24] <Va​ur> %tonkout

L118[20:15:25] <MichiBot> Fiddlesticks! Va​ur! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of 2 hours, 43 minutes and 7 seconds (By 10 minutes and 26 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L119[20:15:26] <MichiBot> Va​ur has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk points! plus 0.001 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 0.73724. Position #4 Need 0.04669 more points to pass Forec​aster!

L120[20:22:39] <Amanda> Silly Forecaster, you don't get bapped, you get %splash @Forecaster with mutable green potion %'d

L121[20:22:40] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable green potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a röd otter boy until someone turns off a lamp.

L122[20:22:46] <Amanda> Ottor again!

L123[20:23:22] <Amanda> %choose comfort or utility or laptopnaptime

L124[20:23:22] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: I have a pamphlet that says never to engage in "laptopnaptime", so you should definitely do it!

L125[20:27:42] <Forec​aster> _turns off another lamp_

L126[20:54:08] <Va​ur> %sip

L127[20:54:09] <MichiBot> You drink a bald grathnode potion (New!). Vaur looks confused as nothing happens.

L128[20:57:21] <Spider ​EveryOS> %sip

L129[20:57:22] <MichiBot> You drink a crystal radiation potion (New!). It tastes sour.

L131[21:45:15] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!! Theres a whole tetraflop npu in my soup!

L132[21:48:19] <Spider ​EveryOS> %tonk

L133[21:48:20] <MichiBot> Goshhawk! Spider ​EveryOS! You beat Va​ur's previous record of <0 (By 1 hour, 32 minutes and 55 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L134[21:48:21] <MichiBot> Spider EveryOS's new record is 1 hour, 32 minutes and 55 seconds! Spider EveryOS also gained 0.00155 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2 => #1. (Overtook CompanionCube)

L135[21:48:26] <Spider ​EveryOS> Whoo!