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L1[00:17:24] <Amanda> ... I wonder if I
noticed that error when I was porting minitel into kittenos
L2[00:20:06] <Amanda> Looks like I
didn't do that same sillynwss
L3[00:51:40]

<Spider
EveryOS> %tonkout
L4[00:51:42] <MichiBot> Consarn it! Spider
EveryOS! You beat Vaur's previous record of 2 hours, 19
minutes and 10 seconds (By 40 minutes and 53 seconds)! I hope
you're happy!
L5[00:51:43] <MichiBot> Spider EveryOS has
stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk
points! plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to
50% because stealing) Current score: 1.11569. Position #2 Need
0.00359 more points to pass CompanionCube!
L6[01:03:01] <Amanda> Hey Elfi, why do I
keep hearing the matrix notification sound, when my laptop is
asleep?
L7[01:03:16] <Amanda> And I'm not
finding any alerts on my phone
L8[01:06:42] <Amanda> I'm sure
it's perfectly normal to hallucinate alert sounds,
right?
L9[01:21:00] <Amanda> Oh hey, when did it
get so late
L10[01:21:06] <Amanda> No wonder I'm
so eepy
L11[01:22:44] *
Amanda drags Elfi into her floof for zzzmews
L12[01:22:46] <Amanda> Night girls
L13[01:23:06] <Amanda> Don't forget to
allocate your stat points into Useless Lesbianism
L14[02:15:29]

<Spider
EveryOS> %sip
L15[02:15:30] <MichiBot> You drink a
wonderful violet potion (New!). Spider EveryOS turns into a fairy
sword until they have some bacon.
L16[02:52:22]

<Vaur>
%tonk
L17[02:52:24] <MichiBot> Boom! Vaur! You
beat Spider EveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 2 hours
and 42 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L18[02:52:25] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 2 hours and 42 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00201 tonk
points for stealing the tonk. Position #5. Need 0.09047 more points
to pass Forecaster!
L19[05:23:03]

<Forecaster> %tonk ?
L20[05:23:05] <MichiBot> Heckgosh!
Forecaster! You beat Vaur's previous record of 2 hours and
42 seconds (By 29 minutes and 57 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L21[05:23:06] <MichiBot> Forecaster's
new record is 2 hours, 30 minutes and 40 seconds! Forecaster also
gained 0.0015 (0.0005 x 3) tonk points for stealing the tonk.
Position #4. Need 0.01924 more points to pass
RedstoneParkour!
L22[06:05:51] *** Joins: Vexatos
(~Vexatos@p200300EAef1ed0006cAFaEA8120E6b87.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Vexatos
L23[06:05:51] zsh
sets mode: +v on Vexatos
L24[06:43:56] ⇦
Quits: Forecaster (~Forecaste@2001:41d0:700:3949:2222::2) (Excess
Flood)
L25[06:46:52] ⇨
Joins: Forecaster
(~Forecaste@2001:41d0:700:3949:2222::2)
L26[06:46:59] zsh
sets mode: +v on Forecaster
L27[06:50:48] ⇦
Quits: Hawk777 (~Hawk777@2001:569:7cae:7e00:fedf:928b:725f:b93)
(Quit: Leaving.)
L28[06:55:36] *** Joins: Hawk777
(~Hawk777@2001:569:7cae:7e00:1c35:d921:c3a6:9cf9) Hawk777
L29[07:33:39] ⇦
Quits: Hawk777 (~Hawk777@2001:569:7cae:7e00:1c35:d921:c3a6:9cf9)
(Quit: Leaving.)
L30[07:40:53]

<RedstoneParkour> %sip
L31[07:40:54] <MichiBot> You drink a fluffy
white potion (New!). Dramatic music briefly plays in the
distance.
L32[08:08:40] ⇦
Quits: Forecaster (~Forecaste@2001:41d0:700:3949:2222::2) (Ping
timeout: 183 seconds)
L33[08:08:51] ⇨
Joins: Forecaster
(~Forecaste@2001:41d0:700:3949:2222::2)
L34[08:08:53] zsh
sets mode: +v on Forecaster
L35[08:09:11]

<Vaur>
%tonkout
L36[08:09:14] <MichiBot> Dogast! Vaur! You
beat Forecaster's previous record of 2 hours, 30 minutes and
40 seconds (By 15 minutes and 28 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L37[08:09:15] <MichiBot> Vaur has stolen
the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk points!
plus 0.001 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50%
because stealing) Current score: 0.72607. Position #5 Need 0.08847
more points to pass Forecaster!
L38[09:31:39]

<Forecaster> %tonk
L39[09:31:40] <MichiBot> Yay! Forecaster!
You beat Vaur's previous record of <0 (By 1 hour, 22
minutes and 27 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L40[09:31:41] <MichiBot> Forecaster's
new record is 1 hour, 22 minutes and 27 seconds! Forecaster also
gained 0.00137 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #4. Need
0.01787 more points to pass RedstoneParkour!
L41[10:52:24] ⇨
Joins: server1 (~server1@i59F45707.versanet.de)
L42[10:54:18] ⇨
Joins: home (~home@i59F45707.versanet.de)
L43[10:54:22] <home> hallo
L44[10:54:35] <server1> moin
L45[11:00:12] ⇦
Quits: server1 (~server1@i59F45707.versanet.de) (Ping timeout: 183
seconds)
L46[11:01:07]

<RedstoneParkour> %tonk
L47[11:01:09] <MichiBot> Yikes!
RedstoneParkour! You beat Forecaster's previous record of 1
hour, 22 minutes and 27 seconds (By 7 minutes and 1 second)! I hope
you're happy!
L48[11:01:10] <MichiBot>
RedstoneParkour's new record is 1 hour, 29 minutes and 28
seconds! RedstoneParkour also gained 0.00024 (0.00012 x 2) tonk
points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.28167 more points
to pass Spider EveryOS!
L49[11:01:14] ⇦
Quits: home (~home@i59F45707.versanet.de) (Ping timeout: 183
seconds)
L50[11:23:56] *
Amanda meows and looks around
L51[11:28:57] *
Amanda does a biiig stretchie
L52[11:29:13] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster
with mutable violet potion
L53[11:29:14] <MichiBot> You fling a
mutable violet potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster.
@Forecaster turns into a gold unicorn boy until they have a searing
violet potion.
L54[11:29:25] <Amanda> Hecc
L55[11:29:40] *
Amanda rolls over, burying Elfi in floof to protecc
L56[11:42:14] *
Amanda orders MichiBot some %soup
L57[11:42:15] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!!
Theres a truely secure VPN (One that cant connect) in my
soup!
L58[12:04:55] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster
with mutable orange potion
L59[12:04:55] <MichiBot> You fling a
mutable orange potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster.
@Forecaster turns into a cat until someone turns off a lamp.
L60[12:05:05] <Amanda> ! New cat
fren!
L61[12:05:09] *
Amanda runs over to Fore
L62[12:25:27] ⇦
Quits: Amanda (~m-yt727s@cloud.camnet.site) (Ping timeout: 183
seconds)
L63[12:25:59]

<Forecaster> D:<
L64[12:26:45] *** Joins: Amanda
(~m-yt727s@cloud.camnet.site) AmandaC
L65[12:32:04]

<Forecaster> _turns off a lamp_
L66[12:34:15] *
Amanda wonders where cat-fore went
L67[13:02:55]

<Spider
EveryOS> %tonkout
L68[13:02:56] <MichiBot> Holy cookie with
raisins Batman! Spider EveryOS! You beat RedstoneParkour's
previous record of 1 hour, 29 minutes and 28 seconds (By 32 minutes
and 18 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L69[13:02:57] <MichiBot> Spider EveryOS
has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk
points! plus 0.001 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to
50% because stealing) Current score: 1.11919. Position #2 Need
0.00009 more points to pass CompanionCube!
L70[13:03:36]

<Spider
EveryOS> .00009
L71[13:03:37]

<Spider
EveryOS> The hardest points yet %sip
L72[13:03:37] <MichiBot> You drink a
serif-only grass potion (New!). Spider EveryOS's feet tingle
briefly.
L73[13:22:39]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster with mutable potion
L74[13:22:40] <MichiBot> You fling a
mutable violet potion that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster
turns into an unobtanium robot boy until they use "Woof"
in a sentence.
L75[13:29:10]

<Forecaster> Woof is a thing dogs say, not
robots
L76[14:00:55]

<RedstoneParkour> %sip
L77[14:01:00] <MichiBot> You drink a knifey
apple potion (New!). RedstoneParkour gains the ability to see
previously unseen bricks until someone turns off a lamp.
L78[14:25:37]

<Spider
EveryOS> %sip
L79[14:25:37] <MichiBot> You drink a serif
quicksilver potion (New!). Spider EveryOS has no memory of drinking
a potion.
L80[14:33:51]

<Forecaster> %tonk
L81[14:33:53] <MichiBot> Yay! Forecaster!
You beat Spider EveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 1
hour, 30 minutes and 56 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L82[14:33:54] <MichiBot> Forecaster's
new record is 1 hour, 30 minutes and 56 seconds! Forecaster also
gained 0.00152 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #4. Need
0.01659 more points to pass RedstoneParkour!
L83[14:48:44] <Amanda> @Forecaster she
didn't say what model of robot you turned into, could have
been a robot dog
L84[14:53:08]

<Vaur>
%sip
L85[14:53:09] <MichiBot> You drink a fiery
aegisalt potion (New!). Vaur's left sock is now cursed.
L86[15:08:30]

<Forecaster> Impossible!
L87[15:10:24] ⇦
Quits: CitadelCore (sid213604@id-213604.helmsley.irccloud.com)
(Ping timeout: 190 seconds)
L88[15:10:27] ⇨
Joins: CitadelCore
(sid213604@id-213604.helmsley.irccloud.com)
L89[15:28:05]

<Vaur>
%sip
L90[15:28:06] <MichiBot> You drink a gloomy
chocolate potion (New!). A trapdoor suddenly opens up under Vaur!
There are spikes at the bottom. They fail to evade it with a 1 vs
DC 15 and takes 1d6 => 2 damage.
L91[15:46:22] <Amanda> %choose space cubes
or continue staring at homelab like it stole your scritchies
L92[15:46:22] <MichiBot> Amanda: A faraway
lamp replies something inaudible.
L93[15:46:29] <Amanda> WEll that's no
help
L94[15:55:58] <Amanda> %choose halucinate
or space cubes or stare at homelab blahblablah
L95[15:55:59] <MichiBot> Amanda:
Haven't you always gone with "stare at homelab
blahblablah"? Hm, maybe not.
L96[16:17:02] <Amanda> hrm.
L97[16:19:44] <CompanionCube> %tonk
L98[16:19:45] <MichiBot> Awesome!
CompanionCube! You beat Forecaster's previous record of 1
hour, 30 minutes and 56 seconds (By 14 minutes and 56 seconds)! I
hope you're happy!
L99[16:19:46] <MichiBot>
CompanionCube's new record is 1 hour, 45 minutes and 52
seconds! CompanionCube also gained 0.0005 (0.00025 x 2) tonk points
for stealing the tonk. Position #1.
L100[16:32:07]

<Spider
EveryOS> %sip
L101[16:32:07] <MichiBot> You drink a
thick rød potion (New!). Spider EveryOS forgets the location of a
great treasure.
L102[16:39:55]

<Vaur>
%sip
L103[16:39:56] <MichiBot> You drink a
2-dimensional aegisalt potion (New!). Sitting down suddenly seems
like a really terrible idea.
L104[16:40:27] *
Amanda loads up space cubes
L105[16:49:47] <CompanionCube>
%drink
L106[16:49:49] <MichiBot> You drink a
smooth crimson potion (New!). After the first sip the potion poofs
away.
L107[16:57:29]

<Forecaster> %sip
L108[16:57:30] <MichiBot> You drink a
rather pink potion (New!). Forecaster grows slightly until hell has
a mild winter.
L109[16:57:40]

<RedstoneParkour> %sip
L110[16:57:40] <MichiBot> You drink a ripe
red potion (New!). For about a second RedstoneParkour knows the
location of a great treasure.
L111[18:28:54]

<Forecaster> Should be %tonk time
L112[18:28:54] <MichiBot> Hooray!
Forecaster! You beat CompanionCube's previous record of 1
hour, 45 minutes and 52 seconds (By 23 minutes and 16 seconds)! I
hope you're happy!
L113[18:28:55] <MichiBot>
Forecaster's new record is 2 hours, 9 minutes and 9 seconds!
Forecaster also gained 0.00078 (0.00039 x 2) tonk points for
stealing the tonk. Position #4. Need 0.01581 more points to pass
RedstoneParkour!
L114[18:34:33]

<Vaur>
%sip
L115[18:34:34] <MichiBot> You drink a
powdery dilithium potion (New!). Vaur gains some curse. Vaur has 1
curse. (Rem. uses: 0)
L116[18:55:13]

<RedstoneParkour> %sip
L117[18:55:14] <MichiBot> You drink a
gloomy ferozium potion (New!). RedstoneParkour zones out for 7
minutes.
L118[19:18:59]

<Spider
EveryOS> %sip
L119[19:19:00] <MichiBot> You drink a
circular grass potion (New!). Spider EveryOS has a feeling that
their face just appeared on a random vegetable somewhere.
L120[19:32:24]

<Vaur>
%sip
L121[19:32:24] <MichiBot> You drink a
cloudy grass potion (New!). As Vaur drinks the potion they seem to
have become magnetic and A beautiful pile flies towards them! They
fail to evade it with a 9 vs DC 14 and takes 1d6 => 3
damage.
L122[19:33:17]
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(~testing@93-139-242-3.adsl.net.t-com.hr)
L123[19:34:03] ⇦
Parts: testing (~testing@93-139-242-3.adsl.net.t-com.hr)
())
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L125[20:27:56] <Amanda> %choose halucinate
or see if the code you just wrote works
L126[20:27:56] <MichiBot> Amanda: The
proof is in the pudding. Definitely "halucinate". Hm,
this is surprisingly good...
L127[20:28:05] *
Amanda nods sagely
L128[20:42:43] <CompanionCube>
%tonkout
L129[20:42:43] <MichiBot> Jiminy Cricket!
CompanionCube! You beat Forecaster's previous record of 2
hours, 9 minutes and 9 seconds (By 4 minutes and 39 seconds)! I
hope you're happy!
L130[20:42:44] <MichiBot> CompanionCube
has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk
points! plus 0.001 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to
50% because stealing) Current score: 1.12328. Position #1
L131[20:42:47] <CompanionCube>
%drink
L132[20:42:49] <MichiBot> You drink an
oxidised pear potion (New!). CompanionCube feels the need to use
"%fling".
L133[20:43:00] <CompanionCube>
%fling
L134[20:43:01] <MichiBot> CompanionCube:
Invalid arguments. %fling Target:string [Item:string]
L135[20:43:11] <CompanionCube> %fling
Forecaster
L136[20:43:11] <MichiBot> CompanionCube
is flinging something at Forecaster! They have 5 minutes if they
want to attempt to %defend against it!
L137[20:43:12] *
MichiBot Infinite design credits returned a
DoesNotExistException.
L138[20:48:16] <MichiBot> CompanionCube
flings infinite design credits in a random direction. It hits
Forecaster in their spleen. They take 1d4 => 2 damage!
L139[21:31:24]

<Spider
EveryOS> %tonk
L140[21:31:25] <MichiBot> Sard! Spider
EveryOS! You beat CompanionCube's previous record of <0
(By 48 minutes and 41 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L141[21:31:26] <MichiBot> Spider
EveryOS's new record is 48 minutes and 41 seconds! Spider
EveryOS also gained 0.00081 tonk points for stealing the tonk.
Position #2. Need 0.00328 more points to pass CompanionCube!
L142[21:31:44]

<Spider
EveryOS> %sip
L143[21:31:44] <MichiBot> You drink a
fluffy ruby potion (New!). The bottle turns into a pie.
L144[21:45:15] *
Amanda orders MichiBot some %soup
L145[21:45:16] <MichiBot> Waiter!!
Waiter!! Theres a Magic uber-metacarpal! (25%) in my soup!
L146[21:55:16] ⇦
Quits: Vexatos
(~Vexatos@p200300EAef1ed0006cAFaEA8120E6b87.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
(Quit: Insert quantum chemistry joke here)
L147[22:42:10] <stephan48> Amanda: my
cluster node died after i put minecraft on it!
L148[22:42:17] <stephan48> (the fan is now
making ungodly noises...)
L149[22:44:17]

<Vaur>
%tonk
L150[22:44:18] <MichiBot> Holy chocolate
bar that was left out in the sun Batman! Vaur! You beat Spider
EveryOS's previous record of 48 minutes and 41 seconds (By 24
minutes and 11 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L151[22:44:19] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 1 hour, 12 minutes and 52 seconds! Vaur also gained
0.0004 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #5. Need 0.09174
more points to pass Forecaster!
L152[22:50:34] <Hawk777> Wow, just noticed
the “latest version” in the IRC topic is pretty outdated.
L153[22:50:36] <Amanda> stephan48: checks
out. I'm probably going to take a couple weeks to slowly take
my nodes into a repair shop to ask them to change the thermal
paste, because the node I tried to do it myself on baked itself to
death
L154[22:51:33] <Amanda> I'm currently
thinking about how I could do that without my current dependence on
the -a node, which currently hosts the only instance of my consul
server
L155[22:52:19] <stephan48> ohoh.
L156[22:52:23] <Amanda> I don't want
to go back to having it on all three NUCs because honestly,
it's overkill, and not even that fault tolerant, when one of
the three nodes is missing on startup of the other two, they just
deadlock anyway
L157[22:52:37] <stephan48> the solution:
get 5 nodes
L158[22:53:01] <stephan48> can't you
just hardwareswap the nvme of -a to one of the other nodes?
L159[22:54:03] <Amanda> And honestly, my
environment isn't nearly dynamic enough for consul anyways.
Really the only thing I absolutely need it for anymore is my
patroni cluster. Everything else could just use static DNS
entries
L160[22:54:53] <Amanda> My VMs and
containers all go onto my main server VLAN, so it's not like
migrating them from one node to another changes their ip
L161[22:56:00] <Amanda> True. I was more
considering just moving consul into a floating vm, so it can be
spun up on any node
L162[22:56:21] <Amanda> At least until I
figure out how to get rid of it
L163[22:57:48] <Amanda> I hope I can
change the DCS in patroni without having to dump and restore the
entire set of databases