L1[01:15:20] <Spider ​EveryOS> %tonk

L2[01:15:20] <MichiBot> Yow! Spider ​EveryOS! You beat Va​ur's previous record of 2 hours, 32 minutes and 13 seconds (By 1 hour, 56 minutes and 9 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L3[01:15:21] <MichiBot> Spider EveryOS's new record is 4 hours, 28 minutes and 23 seconds! Spider EveryOS also gained 0.00582 (0.00194 x 3) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2 => #1. (Overtook Forecaster)

L4[01:45:58] <Corded> > <Lilyfl​owerFDL> Izzy: What DOESN'T Minitel do?

L5[01:45:58] <Ocawes​ome101> Minitel will never threaten to harm you and, in fact, cannot speak.

L6[02:01:29] <Izzy> ^

L16[05:12:54] <Forec​aster> %sip

L17[05:12:54] <MichiBot> You drink a soft violium potion (New!). Forecaster turns into a frog girl until they see a unicorn.

L18[05:14:46] <Va​ur> %sip

L19[05:14:46] <MichiBot> You drink a warpy violium potion (New!). Oh no, Vaur got a health potion, there's probably a boss fight coming!

L20[05:57:23] <skit​tally> quick question

L21[05:57:29] <skit​tally> do robots load chunks?

L22[06:16:10] <Redston​eParkour> If you give them the chunkloader upgrade then yes

L23[06:18:46] <Spider ​EveryOS> %tonkout

L24[06:18:46] <MichiBot> Zoinks! Spider ​EveryOS! You beat your own previous record of 4 hours, 28 minutes and 23 seconds (By 35 minutes and 2 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L25[06:18:47] <MichiBot> Spider ​EveryOS has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.005 tonk points! plus 0.008 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 2.75652708, Position #1

L26[06:36:45] <skit​tally> alright!

L32[08:25:33] *** Server sets mode: +Tntz

L33[10:04:43] <Izzy> with the right software you could avoid needing one

L34[10:04:55] <Izzy> payonel's psh would likely do what you want

L35[10:46:52] <ff​_66> just having a GPU and some remote screen features would allow for some sort of cloud computing still, while being very simple as you just have to send the modifications of the VRAM and receive the keyboard inputs as well as mouse inputs, it would also allow having a bigger screen resolution on a robot instead of being limited to tier 1

L36[11:21:41] <Kristo​pher38> The biggest issue I see is the frequency of updates

L37[11:23:25] <Kristo​pher38> Transmitting over wireless network is pretty power hungry, and with 20 messages/s you'd drain the battery quickly

L38[11:25:27] <Kristo​pher38> I guess when you're working on the robot you're gonna be charging it anyway

L39[11:30:42] <fingercomp> the fact sending the screen contents over network blocks the computer for a tick is an even bigger problem, I believe

L40[11:31:56] <fingercomp> since all robot methods are also indirect, you have to fit the updates in the code controlling robot movements

L41[11:38:31] <Corded> > <Kristo​pher38> Transmitting over wireless network is pretty power hungry, …

L42[11:38:32] <ff​_66> i've got a nuclear reactor in my world so...

L43[11:43:05] <Corded> > <Kristo​pher38> I guess when you're working on the robot you're gonna be ch…

L44[11:43:05] <ff​_66> can drones be programmed to automatically give the robot batteries to be put in a container upgrade ? i guess it would bloat even more the network but at least...

L45[11:45:51] <Kristo​pher38> You're better off just putting two coal generators in the robot and feeding those

L46[11:46:27] <Kristo​pher38> fingercomp: I wonder how payonel solved that

L47[11:46:41] <ff​_66> and also i can just make my own GPU API so it sends the command instead of sending the actual result

L48[11:47:03] <ff​_66> in that case you don't even need a GPU anymore

L49[12:11:31] <Izzy> for minitel remote terminals I had it batch all the screen writes for a tick

L50[12:12:08] <Izzy> s/minitel/PsychOS/

L51[12:12:08] <MichiBot> <Izzy> for PsychOS remote terminals I had it batch all the screen writes for a tick

L52[12:16:02] <Kristo​pher38> Hmm actually if you could time modem.send to the time roughly before a tick happens you could in theory keep the performance

L53[12:21:51] <Izzy> would you need to busy-wait for that?

L54[12:53:12] <Forec​aster> %sip

L55[12:53:12] <MichiBot> You drink a slimy cerulium potion (New!). Forecaster has a sudden desire to run around in a circle until they stop thinking about it.

L56[13:19:03] <ff​_66> holy ***

L57[13:19:03] <ff​_66> I nearly trashed my entire PC

L58[13:20:09] <Amanda> %choose halucinate or factory or poke at code

L59[13:20:10] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: I've heard "halucinate" is in these days

L60[13:20:20] <Amanda> Hrm. Nah

L61[13:20:36] <ff​_66> an uDWM patch that *should* have worked on my system (Windows 10 21H2 or 22H2 required, got 22H2), but instead made winlogon crash everytime i logged on my account

L62[13:20:58] <ff​_66> which... disconnects you and closes all the apps you opened

L63[13:22:00] <ff​_66> Except...

L64[13:22:01] <ff​_66> that i've got a slooooowww Parted magic drive and a uDWM.dll backup

L65[13:23:32] <Amanda> Damn, _something_ was unhappy on regina-b last night: "FIRING NodeMemoryMajorPagesFaults >> WARNING: Memory major pages are occurring at very high rate at regina-b, 500 major page faults per second for the last 15 minutes, is currently at 1031.25. Please check that there is enough memory available at this instance. >> Runbook | Silence "

L66[13:24:09] <Amanda> I'm not sure what that means, but double the alert value?

L67[13:25:07] <ff​_66> it means that there has been a lot of page faults, that's all

L68[13:25:17] <Amanda> No, really?

L69[13:25:22] <Amanda> I'd have never guessed

L70[13:26:59] <Amanda> Doesn't look like it was low on memory around when the alert fired.

L71[13:27:31] <Amanda> Did have somewhat of a spike in network traffic then

L72[13:29:12] <Amanda> oom killer didn't trigger

L73[13:30:14] <Amanda> Oh, that's why I'm not seeing anything

L74[13:30:20] <Amanda> it was sunday night, not last night

L75[13:32:39] <Amanda> ( Shows how often I check my alerts channel... )

L76[13:33:33] <Spider ​EveryOS> %tonk

L77[13:33:34] <MichiBot> Wah! Spider ​EveryOS! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of 1 hour, 53 minutes and 16 seconds (By 3 hours, 28 minutes and 15 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L78[13:33:35] <MichiBot> Spider EveryOS's new record is 5 hours, 21 minutes and 31 seconds! Spider EveryOS also gained 0.00694 (0.00347 x 2) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #1.

L79[13:39:18] <Amanda> The hell was i doing sunday around 2000... I don't think I'd still be computered around then, but a bunch of metrics suddenly stopped after that alert fired.

L80[13:39:31] <Amanda> rather, abunch of metrics evened out

L81[13:39:57] <Amanda> disk IOps, network, memory

L82[13:41:18] <Amanda> Hrm, gotosocial's assigned to that node at the moment, I wonder if that's when the mastodon.social spam wave started/ended

L83[13:41:37] <Amanda> I saw nadja mention one recently anyway

L84[13:49:04] <Amanda> ... I see from the logs I posted something around then?

L85[13:49:42] <Amanda> oh hey, I already have mastodon.social blocked

L86[13:51:21] <Amanda> oh well, it seems fine now, I'm out of spoons to investigate

L87[14:00:36] <Forec​aster> Confirmed logs clear of spoons

L88[14:03:05] <Amanda> Hrm, maybe I should make k8s events get sent into loki

L89[14:23:47] <Izzy> if you were curious, here's how the new server is looking after I moved the minceraft server to it to deal with the network issues https://uranus.shadowkat.net/tmp/8052.png

L90[14:23:52] <Izzy> this is fine

L91[14:30:40] <Redston​eParkour> Izzy, Kristopher38: you could probably write a layer that intercepts component calls and reschedules them (if possible) for higher performance

L92[15:21:40] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster

L93[15:21:41] <MichiBot> You fling a rather rock potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster is suddenly more aware of cute things nearby until they steal a shoe.

L94[15:43:33] <Kristo​pher38> Hmm. You'd need to write software to yield at certain times which in itself could be challenging but you could do it @ocawesome101 style and insert yields at while loops and such

L95[15:43:49] <Corded> > <Redston​eParkour> Izzy, Kristopher38: you could probably write a layer that i…

L96[15:43:49] <Kristo​pher38> How do you reschedule a call that returns something

L97[15:50:25] <ninte​ndo DS> just finally made a real web browser for computercraft https://discordembeds.pc-logix.com/live/1727279425389.png

L98[15:50:35] <ninte​ndo DS> if you wanna try it just do pastebin run BUcbYjJY

L99[16:04:19] <Mic​hiyo> https://tenor.com/view/john-travolta-pokemon-where-i-am-gif-7887074

L100[16:28:11] <Corded> > <ninte​ndo DS> just finally made a real web browser for computercraft

L101[16:28:11] <Li​ly> #computercraft is two blocks down the hall

L102[16:29:35] <Li​ly> (It's a really long hall.)

L103[16:32:47] <Forec​aster> infinitely long

L104[16:32:53] <Forec​aster> we don't use most of it

L105[16:52:38] <Amanda> I use those parts to store stuff

L106[16:56:04] <Corded> > <ninte​ndo DS> just finally made a real web browser for computercraft

L107[16:56:04] <Spider ​EveryOS> Before I switched over to Java years ago, I had been writing a web browser in ComputerCraft

L108[16:56:04] <Spider ​EveryOS> I wasn't good at programming back then, so it wasn't very good (but the Java version I mentioned is quite decent)

L109[17:06:53] <Forec​aster> oh that's what all the junk is!

L110[17:07:19] <Amanda> hey! How dare you call my collection of paradoxes and non-euclidian shapes junk!

L111[17:07:47] <Forec​aster> I mean, when are you ever going to use them?

L112[17:07:58] <Amanda> Whenever nadja isn't looking, clearly

L113[17:08:30] <Forec​aster> you say that but you just keep getting more of them!

L114[17:08:41] <Amanda> She's very observant!

L115[17:08:44] <Forec​aster> there's even one where you've managed to fill up an infinite space!

L116[17:09:36] <Amanda> Don't diss my set containing all sets!

L117[17:10:21] <Forec​aster> that explains why the corridor seems so crowded even when it's supposed to be infinitely big > - >

L118[17:25:07] <Corded> > <Kristo​pher38> How do you reschedule a call that returns something

L119[17:25:08] <Redston​eParkour> Fake it or yield the thread

L120[17:27:03] <Redston​eParkour> also i'd propose a call budget bucket as the decider for when to yield

L121[17:28:53] <Va​ur> %sip

L122[17:28:54] <MichiBot> You drink a still octiron potion (New!). For about a second Vaur knows the location of a great treasure.

L123[17:29:21] <Amanda> %choose reinstall phone?

L124[17:29:22] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: Is the moon full? That means you should definitely go for it!

L125[17:29:25] <Amanda> Hrm.

L126[17:29:34] <Amanda> On the other paw, I can continue putting it off

L127[17:30:17] <Forec​aster> but that's illegal!

L128[17:46:06] <Amanda> Fiiine

L129[17:57:29] <Elfi> It's waning crescent, you're off the hook

L130[17:58:12] <Amanda> dangit, I already stated

L131[17:58:43] <Va​ur> cancel it half way, it'll be fine .... 😄

L132[17:59:28] <Amanda> It literally finished as soon as I hit enter

L133[18:40:33] <Amanda> %choose c or n

L134[18:40:33] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: The proof is in the pudding. Definitely "n". Now please get it out of my pudding.

L135[18:41:54] <Forec​aster> choose corn

L136[18:55:09] <Forec​aster> I was pretty sure I ordered those bottles... but apparently it didn't actually go through, since I couldn't find a confirmation email or an entry in the payment app or anything...

L137[18:55:51] <Forec​aster> I could have sworn I saw the purchase complete page though...

L138[19:00:02] <Forec​aster> oh there it is, it was in junk mail... which apparently the search doesn't look in

L139[19:00:05] <Forec​aster> 😐

L140[19:02:02] <Forec​aster> oh, and the product isn't being made anymore, so they cancelled the order as well

L141[19:02:30] <Forec​aster> They're still listing it on the website though...

L142[19:07:31] <Forec​aster> wellp, now they get to cancel a second order I guess

L143[19:13:59] <Forec​aster> meanwhile I found a different bottle that seems way better, especially since I can order caps for them made out of aluminium at the same time

L144[19:14:48] <Forec​aster> and I get a few more of them for the same price too

L145[19:21:57] <Forec​aster> I'm not sure because bottle thread standards are confusing, but maybe the connector thingies I got earlier might fit these bottles too

L146[19:24:10] <Va​ur> %sip

L147[19:24:10] <MichiBot> You drink a soft redstone potion (New!). A swinging blade comes flying towards Vaur from nowhere! They fail to evade it with a 14 vs DC 16 and takes 1d​8 => 5 damage.

L148[19:36:34] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster

L149[19:36:34] <MichiBot> You fling a gloopy toxictop potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster gains the ability to talk to Bears until someone looks at them.

L150[19:42:02] <Forec​aster> I don't have any bears to talk to

L151[20:03:09] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster

L152[20:03:09] <MichiBot> You fling a timeless silver potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. A trapdoor suddenly opens up under @Forecaster! There are spikes at the bottom. They fail to evade it with a 6 vs DC 15 and takes 1d​6 => 1 damage.

L153[20:08:23] <Forec​aster> D:

L154[20:45:24] <Amanda> %choose laptopnaptime?

L155[20:45:25] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: "laptopnaptime" doesn't really seem like a good idea right now.

L156[20:46:58] <Amanda> It'll be fine, I'm sure

L158[20:56:51] <Va​ur> %tonkout

L159[20:56:52] <MichiBot> Jiminy Cricket! Va​ur! You beat Spider ​EveryOS's previous record of 5 hours, 21 minutes and 31 seconds (By 2 hours, 1 minute and 46 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L160[20:56:53] <MichiBot> Va​ur has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.007 tonk points! plus 0.006 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 2.66696412. Position #3 Need 0.07369407 more points to pass Forec​aster!

L163[21:28:53] <Amanda> %remindme 30m check if plasma-mobile will let me in yet

L164[21:28:54] <MichiBot> I'll tell you "check if plasma-mobile will let me in yet" in 30m at 09/25/2024 09:58:53 PM

L165[21:43:14] <Amanda> ... Wow, that sure would be a different story. I misread "Female Antagonist" as "Female Arsonist"

L166[21:47:30] <Mic​hiyo> https://tenor.com/view/why-not-both-why-not-take-both-gif-11478682

L167[21:52:14] <Amanda> True

L169[21:58:54] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER: check if plasma-mobile will let me in yet

L170[22:24:56] <Amanda> Nope! Rebooting seems to have made it happy though

L171[22:25:57] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster with mutable octiron potion

L172[22:25:58] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable octiron potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a honey fairy until they eat a pie.

L173[22:26:09] <Amanda> ! Efi! bee fairy fren!

L175[22:58:30] <Amanda> Hrm hrm

L176[23:56:44] <Corded> > <Ama​nda> I use those parts to store stuff

L177[23:56:45] <Li​ly> Amanda: Somehow I get the feeling you'd enjoy corru.observer