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L1[00:12:53]
<Vaur>
%sip
L2[00:12:54] <MichiBot> You drink a falling
yellow potion (New!). Vaur gains the ability to summon safety pins
until an elephant forgets.
L4[00:34:06]
<nightmarepog> ?
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L6[00:43:21]
<Forecaster> %tonk
L7[00:43:22] <MichiBot> Bingo! Forecaster!
You beat Ocawesome101's previous record of 4 hours, 49 minutes and
13 seconds (By 1 hour, 20 minutes and 43 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L8[00:43:23] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new
record is 6 hours, 9 minutes and 56 seconds! Forecaster also gained
0.00675 (0.00135 x 5) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position
#1.
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L10[01:21:00] zsh
sets mode: +v on Vexatos
L11[03:34:24]
<Forecaster> %sip
L12[03:34:25] <MichiBot> You drink a rather
purple potion (New!). Forecaster gains some curse. Forecaster has 1
curse. (Rem. uses: 0)
L13[03:59:20] *
Amanda meows and looks around for the foxen which made her think it
was the weekend already
L15[04:04:14] <Amanda> There's a topy
L16[04:04:25]
<redstoneparkour> are you sure there's a
`boot.lua` file on the hard drive you're trying to boot?
L17[04:04:51] <Amanda> `nothandle`
L18[04:05:52]
<nightmarepog> >redstoneparkour: are
you sure there's a `boot.lua` file on the hard drive you're trying
to boot?
L19[04:05:52]
<nightmarepog> wait I have noticed it
💀
L20[04:05:57]
<nightmarepog> I did something wrong
L22[04:07:13]
<nightmarepog> I want to do something
like
L23[04:07:18]
<nightmarepog> try to find boot.lua
L24[04:07:29]
<nightmarepog> if there is no
boot.lua
L25[04:07:32]
<nightmarepog> try init.lua
L26[04:07:36] <Amanda> Still a tyop
there
L27[04:08:06]
<nightmarepog> oh
L28[04:08:10]
<nightmarepog> I am dumb
L29[04:08:21] <Amanda> `if nothandle` will
always be false
L30[04:08:35]
<nightmarepog> nice
L31[04:08:37]
<nightmarepog> it works now
L32[04:08:39]
<nightmarepog> thx a lot
L33[04:16:41]
<nightmarepog> how can I create custom
functions like require() is?
L34[04:28:40]
<ar2000>
>nightmarepog: how can I create custom functions like require()
is?
L35[04:28:40]
<ar2000>
How do you implement require or how do you make a function???
L36[04:29:14]
<nightmarepog> >ar2000: How do you
implement require or how do you make a function???
L37[04:29:14]
<nightmarepog> like
L38[04:29:16]
<nightmarepog> require is function
L39[04:29:22]
<nightmarepog> but there is nowhere
defined it here
L40[04:29:52]
<ar2000>
It's defined somewhere by the os. Probably init.lua or in one of
the first /boot files
L41[04:30:39]
<ar2000>
What require really do is load a file, fun it like a function and
return the function's return value
L42[04:31:36]
<nightmarepog> >ar2000: It's defined
somewhere by the os. Probably init.lua or in one of the first
/boo…
L43[04:31:36]
<nightmarepog> wait
L44[04:31:41]
<nightmarepog> but its not in the same
script..
L45[04:32:19]
<ar2000>
The script defining require put it in the global environment
L46[04:32:39]
<nightmarepog> uh
L47[04:32:41]
<nightmarepog> can you explain how?
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L49[05:37:50] <Amanda> @nightmarepog I
would suggest readning through %pil to learn the basics of lua,
rather than cobbling together snippets
L51[05:38:09]
<nightmarepog> %pil
L53[05:38:20] <Amanda> ( The link MichiBot
gave you, not that command )
L54[05:38:25]
<nightmarepog> >Amanda:
<@831780677606703105> I would suggest readning through %pil
to learn the basics…
L56[05:38:25]
<nightmarepog> okey
L57[05:39:18]
<nightmarepog> so global function is same
as local just I won't write the local thing?
L58[06:02:13]
<nightmarepog> nwm
L59[06:21:46]
<nightmarepog> oh maybe I got
something
L60[06:21:52]
<nightmarepog> so if I have multiple
script running at once
L61[06:22:05]
<nightmarepog> I can use their functions
even in diffrent scripts right?
L62[06:24:58]
<ar2000>
script != program
L63[06:25:10]
<ar2000>
they (usually) all run in the same environement
L64[06:25:27]
<ar2000>
what a script doesn't do `local` is available globally to any
script
L65[06:25:28]
<nightmarepog> >ar2000: script !=
program
L66[06:25:28]
<nightmarepog> nwm I think I need to read
more
L67[06:58:49]
<Ocawesome101> %tonk
L68[06:58:50] <MichiBot> Fopdoodle!
Ocawesome101! You beat Forecaster's previous record of 6 hours, 9
minutes and 56 seconds (By 5 minutes and 31 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L69[06:58:51] <MichiBot> Ocawesome101's new
record is 6 hours, 15 minutes and 28 seconds! Ocawesome101 also
gained 0.00063 (0.00009 x 7) tonk points for stealing the tonk.
Position #3. Need 0.0588908 more points to pass Vaur!
L70[07:50:08] <Amanda> Aww man, by ATM9 the
glitch/bug in Create/AllTheOres was fixed where ore doubler hammers
don't lose durability when they're in the mixer
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L73[08:22:39]
<Forecaster> ohno! my exploit!
L74[08:35:58] <Amanda> Exactly!
L75[08:38:00]
<ar2000>
*die in tcp*
L76[08:49:35] <Corded> * <S3> stuffs
@ar2000 in a multidimensional RINA network.
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L79[09:22:00]
<Ocawesome101> %sip
L80[09:22:01] <MichiBot> You drink a woolly
ocean potion (New!). As Ocawesome101 drinks the potion they become
the target of a wad of llama spit! They fail to evade it with a 7
vs DC 12 and takes 1d4 => 3 damage.
L81[09:22:04]
<Ocawesome101> ow
L82[09:23:41] <Amanda> %choose cubes or
attempt to continue being productive
L83[09:23:42] <MichiBot> Amanda: I've
heard "attempt to continue being productive" is in these
days
L84[09:23:52] <Amanda> %8ball low-temp
goat-kitten?
L85[09:23:52] <MichiBot> Amanda: Without a
doubt
L86[09:25:59] <Amanda> I guess I'll see
what's using up 80% of my legacy nixos machine
L87[09:44:50] <stephan48> Amanda: are you
using a pin on your steam deck?
L88[09:45:05] <Amanda> stephan48: no, but I
probably should
L89[09:45:19] <Amanda> considering it's got
access to my syncthing stuff
L90[09:45:40] <Amanda> though all I'm
syncing is game saves and roms
L91[09:46:04] <stephan48> i modeled mine
after a kind of throwaway pin i use. i forgot that the deck inputs
to enter it correspond to the numerical pin... and then eventually
panicced when i could not remember the order of button inputs for
some attempts.
L92[09:46:11] <stephan48> few days later i
realized my mistake, i
L93[09:46:14] <stephan48> cou
L94[09:47:43] <stephan48> totally
brainfarted and did not realize that the sequence of buttons is
just to get the numbers selected... which i knew out of my head
ofcourse. but hey i did not made that connection until a few days
later
L95[09:48:23] <Amanda> ah
L96[09:48:32] <Amanda> You can use the
touchscreen as well can't you?
L97[09:49:59] <stephan48> yes but that
totally slipped my brain :P
L98[09:51:10] <Amanda> Golly gee, sure
would be great if the proxmox webui would stop crashing it's
firefox tab
L99[09:51:47]
<Michiyo>
Yeah, would also be great if it'd just sometimes stop letting me
access the console of my VMs...
L100[09:51:59]
<Michiyo>
Which is why I've... "retired" the proxmox server.
L101[09:53:36] <Amanda> Just updated my
three nodes to pve8 today
L102[09:53:53] <Amanda> But the crashing's
been happening for a couple weeks now, so I'm guessing it's a FF
issue
L103[09:54:25] <Amanda> at least it's not
the late '00s early '10s where that'd bring down the whole fucking
browser anymore
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L107[10:59:21] <Amanda> %remindme 40m
check on CI
L108[10:59:22] <MichiBot> I'll tell you
"check on CI" in 40m at 08/23/2023 06:39:22 PM
L109[11:39:23] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER:
check on CI
L110[11:49:39] <immibis> %remindme 0m pet
the frog
L111[11:49:40] <MichiBot> I'll tell you
"pet the frog" in 0m at 08/23/2023 06:49:40 PM
L112[11:49:41] <MichiBot> immibis
REMINDER: pet the frog
L113[11:49:48] <immibis> %remindme -1m eat
five snakes
L114[11:49:49] <MichiBot> I'll tell you
"eat five snakes" in -1m at 08/23/2023 06:48:48 PM
L115[11:49:50] <MichiBot> immibis
REMINDER: eat five snakes
L116[11:49:58] <immibis> %remindme -1m
');DROP TABLE reminders;--
L117[11:49:59] <MichiBot> I'll tell you
"');DROP TABLE reminders;--" in -1m at 08/23/2023
06:48:59 PM
L118[11:50:00] <MichiBot> immibis
REMINDER: ');DROP TABLE reminders;--
L119[11:50:18] <immibis> %remindme -1m
\r\nPART #oc :x
L120[11:50:18] <MichiBot> I'll tell you
"\r\nPART #oc :x" in -1m at 08/23/2023 06:49:18 PM
L121[11:50:19] <MichiBot> immibis
REMINDER: \r\nPART #oc :x
L122[11:50:35] <immibis> a customer walks
into the bar, asks where the bathroom is, the bar catches
fire
L123[12:04:12]
<Michiyo>
Well, it's a good thing we sanitized inputs... thanks immibis.
:P
L124[12:10:28]
<Forecaster> it's the customers fault for
putting all of that flammable stuff in the bar
L125[12:20:33] <immibis> you must know the
joke... a software tester walks into a bar, orders a beer, orders 2
beers, orders 0 beers, orders -1 beers, orders 99999999 beers,
orders a giraffe. Everything checks out. A customer walks into the
bar and asks where the bathroom is
L126[12:21:41]
<Forecaster> yes?
L127[12:54:20]
<Ocawesome101> %sip
L128[12:54:20] <MichiBot> You drink a
fluffy quicksilver potion (New!). The bottle turns into an
apple.
L129[13:00:17] <gruetzkopf> immibis:
o/
L130[13:15:27] <immibis> gruetzkopf: I had
no difficulty setting up Pleroma on a server that also does a bunch
of other stuff
L131[13:16:00] <immibis> %remindme to
sleep 6 hours every day at camp
L132[13:16:01] <MichiBot> immibis: Unable
to parse "to" as a time string.
L133[13:16:11] <immibis> %remindme now
foo
L134[13:16:12] <MichiBot> immibis: Unable
to parse "now" as a time string.
L135[13:16:21]
<Ocawesome101> %tonkout
L136[13:16:21] <MichiBot> By my throth!
Ocawesome101! You beat your own previous record of 6 hours, 15
minutes and 28 seconds (By 2 minutes and 2 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L137[13:16:22] <MichiBot> Ocawesome101
has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.006 tonk points!
plus 0.01 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score:
0.96481781, Position #3 Need 0.0428908 more points to pass
Vaur!
L138[13:16:28] <immibis> %remindme
-2200000000y foo
L139[13:16:29] <MichiBot> immibis: Unable
to parse "-2200000000y" as a time string.
L140[13:17:15] <immibis> btw Putin
assassinated the leader of Wagner
L141[13:17:29] <immibis> Wagner says they
have a plan in place to assassinate Putin back. Maybe.
L142[13:23:03]
<kristopher38> there were two planes and
only one was shot down
L143[13:23:16]
<kristopher38> was it confirmed that
prigozhin is dead?
L144[13:23:32] <stephan48> "shot
down"?
L145[13:26:57]
<kristopher38> what did you expect? a
malfunction?
L146[13:29:16]
<lunar_sam>
oh boy
L147[13:29:23]
<lunar_sam>
since it's topical, i can now make the joke
L148[13:29:32]
<lunar_sam>
holy shit i can't believe prigozhin commit suicide with three R-37s
to the back of the head
L149[13:31:01]
<lunar_sam>
anyways, i'm probably gonna be crash coursing into RISC-V asm
L150[13:31:04]
<lunar_sam>
wish me luck
L151[13:38:35]
<lunar_sam>
actually ig i should start transfering all my stuff to new drives
and such
L152[13:38:47] <CompanionCube> immibis:
maybe also the entire command staff, not just prigozhin
L153[13:39:03]
<lunar_sam>
since i need to get OFF btrfs
L154[13:39:15]
<lunar_sam>
never again
L155[13:39:29] <CompanionCube> also the
joke is funnier as 'crashed into S-400 missile' or the like
L156[13:40:28] <CompanionCube> lunar_sam:
whatcha moving to
L157[13:41:18] <Amanda> zfs, clearly
L158[13:44:33] ⇦
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L159[13:44:39] <gruetzkopf> immibis: i
have zero interest in maintaining another service
L160[13:44:45] <gruetzkopf> nadja: do we
have one?
L161[13:44:58] <gruetzkopf> (or anythin
speaking activitypub.)
L162[14:10:05] <Amanda> I think you guys
do, at least I follow her on fedi
L163[14:13:15]
<lunar_sam>
CC: well i was moving to ext4
L164[14:13:17]
<lunar_sam>
but
L165[14:13:25]
<lunar_sam>
my 3TB drive had the connector break
L166[14:13:29]
<lunar_sam>
x-x
L167[14:13:37]
<lunar_sam>
i'm actually boned
L168[14:13:54] <Amanda> I'd rather some
boneless lunar_sam please
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L172[14:14:41] <Amanda> Elfi~ Help, the
story's next button broke!
L173[14:15:36]
<lunar_sam>
ig i'll just try to jank the connector back together for long
enough to pull the data ofd
L174[14:15:38]
<lunar_sam>
*off
L175[14:15:49] <stephan48> is it
sata?
L176[14:15:56]
<lunar_sam>
yeah
L177[14:16:05]
<lunar_sam>
what else would it be
L178[14:16:11] <stephan48> how good are
you with a soldering iron? sata-data is not toooooo hard i would
say. still sucks
L179[14:16:21] <stephan48> sata power is a
bitch.
L180[14:16:28]
<lunar_sam>
i'm alright at soldering but like
L181[14:16:31] <Corded> *
<lunarsam> _fuck
L182[14:16:52] <stephan48> thats funny it
transposed the "_" in your name to the message on the
action
L183[14:17:06] <stephan48> ^ @Michiyo i
guess the bar exploded after all :P
L184[14:17:47]
<Michiyo>
What..?
L185[14:17:57] <Amanda> The discord markup
parser has always been three regexes in a trenchcoat
L186[14:18:07]
<Michiyo>
Also, Corded != MichiBot
L188[14:18:16] <stephan48> true true
L189[14:19:47] <stephan48> its a good
thing this water bottle i am resting my head on is not tall enough
and thus unconfortable, otherwhise i probably would have already
nodded off. so details fall off the platter
L190[14:20:30]
<Michiyo>
To solve that I would need to split the message from the nick in
the parser, but that seems like a pain in the ass...
L191[14:21:29] <stephan48> I agree, just
get rid of Discord :P
L192[14:21:32] <stephan48> way easer
L193[14:22:21]
<Michiyo>
I'm looking at this code and I don't even understand wtf I was
doing... *sigh*
L194[14:22:38]
<Michiyo> I
want to rewrite it... but a.) no. b.) fuck no. and c.) q_q
L195[14:22:49] <Amanda> d) Meow
L196[14:22:54]
<ar2000>
regex ?
L199[14:25:01]
<lunar_sam>
oh FUCK i just remembered what stuff i have on that drive
L200[14:25:13]
<lunar_sam>
yeah i need to get everything off of it x-x
L201[14:30:11] <Amanda> It contains all
the evil plans for world domination, doesn't it?
L202[14:30:19] <Amanda> %choose
laptopnaptime?
L203[14:30:19] <MichiBot> Amanda: Hm,
planetary alignment doesn't seem right for that.
L204[14:30:41] <Amanda> Luckally, I'm a
cat, and the stars and planets are nothing but yarn balls for me to
bat at,
L205[14:30:56] *
Amanda curls up around ELfi, tries to find another story to read
while her laptop naps
L206[14:30:56]
<Forecaster> It contains the nuclear lunch
codes
L207[14:31:13] <Amanda> What do you
mean?Ever since trump was in office they hard-coded it to
123456
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L209[14:31:44]
<Forecaster> No I did not make a typo in
that sentence
L210[14:32:22]
<lunar_sam>
fugg, now that i'm looking at the connector, it mighta been broken
for a while
L211[14:32:32]
<lunar_sam>
_but_ no soldering required
L212[14:33:07]
<lunar_sam>
shrimply going to shove the plastic piece back in the cable and
hook it back in
L213[14:33:13]
<lunar_sam>
(crisis averted)
L214[14:33:18]
<lunar_sam>
but yeah new HDD time
L215[14:36:12]
<Forecaster> %tonk
L216[14:36:12] <MichiBot> Jiminy Cricket!
Forecaster! You beat Ocawesome101's previous record of <0 (By
1 hour, 19 minutes and 50 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L217[14:36:13] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new
record is 1 hour, 19 minutes and 50 seconds! Forecaster also gained
0.00133 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #1.
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L219[15:06:19] <immibis> Amanda: really?
that's an upgrade from the usual 0000000
L220[15:14:54] <lunar_sam> alright
well
L221[15:14:57] <lunar_sam> 6TB SMR drive
time
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L223[16:06:44]
<Ocawesome101> %tonk
L224[16:06:45] <MichiBot> Awesome!
Ocawesome101! You beat Forecaster's previous record of 1 hour, 19
minutes and 50 seconds (By 10 minutes and 41 seconds)! I hope
you're happy!
L225[16:06:46] <MichiBot> Ocawesome101's
new record is 1 hour, 30 minutes and 32 seconds! Ocawesome101 also
gained 0.00036 (0.00018 x 2) tonk points for stealing the tonk.
Position #3. Need 0.0425308 more points to pass Vaur!
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L229[17:43:43] <miko948225> oy
L230[17:44:09] <miko948225> i am on a
computer in minecraft
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L235[19:21:31] *
Amanda curls up atop Elfi's mushroom apartment roof, meows sleepily
about the stories she spent half the day hallucinating and how it's
not fair that the next button gets to decide to not
work
L236[19:24:56] <Amanda> %remindme 10h you
should figure out how to wrangle the people mask again
L237[19:24:57] <MichiBot> I'll tell you
"you should figure out how to wrangle the people mask
again" in 10h at 08/24/2023 12:24:56 PM
L238[19:25:08] <Amanda> Night girls
L239[20:15:17]
<Ocawesome101> %tonkout
L240[20:15:19] <MichiBot> Wow!
Ocawesome101! You beat your own previous record of 1 hour, 30
minutes and 32 seconds (By 2 hours, 38 minutes and 1 second)! I
hope you're happy!
L241[20:15:20] <MichiBot> Ocawesome101
has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.004 tonk points!
plus 0.006 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score:
0.97517781, Position #3 Need 0.0325308 more points to pass
Vaur!
L242[20:15:30]
<Ocawesome101> %sip
L243[20:15:30] <MichiBot> You drink a
warpy cyan potion (New!). A giant boulder is rolling towards
Ocawesome101! They successfully evaded it with a 17 vs DC 15!
L244[21:57:28]
⇨ Joins: oc (~oc@112.24.77.231)
L245[22:21:42] ⇦
Quits: oc (~oc@112.24.77.231) (Quit: oc)
L246[23:29:49]
<Forecaster> %tonk
L247[23:29:50] <MichiBot> Boom!
Forecaster! You beat Ocawesome101's previous record of <0 (By
3 hours, 14 minutes and 31 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L248[23:29:51] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new
record is 3 hours, 14 minutes and 31 seconds! Forecaster also
gained 0.00324 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position
#1.