L1[01:15:29] 
<Z0idberg>
LOL
<Z0idberg>
LOLL3[01:52:11] * Amanda
curls up, meows sleepily where she thinks Elfi is about her day and
the trials of fox fur as an insulation material for space
travel
L4[01:52:27] <Amanda> Night nerds
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L6[01:57:42] <DaComputerNerd> %sip
<DaComputerNerd> %sipL7[01:57:42] <MichiBot> You drink a dusty
ruby potion (New!). A bard starts playing a lute behind
DaComputerNerd until they have a currentcorn potion.
L8[01:57:50] <DaComputerNerd> Oh dear
<DaComputerNerd> Oh dearL9[01:58:12] <DaComputerNerd> %tonk
<DaComputerNerd> %tonkL10[01:58:13] <MichiBot> Holy ornate nate
Batman! DaComputerNerd! You beat Michiyo's previous record of
<0 (By 2 hours, 19 minutes and 4 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L11[01:58:14] <MichiBot> DaComputerNerd's
new record is 2 hours, 19 minutes and 4 seconds! DaComputerNerd
also gained 0.00232 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #5.
Need 0.02313 more points to pass Kodos!
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L14[05:05:43] <Michiyo> %tonk
L15[05:05:43] <MichiBot> Bingo! Michiyo!
You beat DaComputerNerd's previous record of 2 hours, 19 minutes
and 4 seconds (By 48 minutes and 26 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L16[05:05:44] <MichiBot> Michiyo's new
record is 3 hours, 7 minutes and 30 seconds! Michiyo also gained
0.00243 (0.00081 x 3) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position
#2. Need 0.25208432 more points to pass Vaur!
L17[05:53:00] <CompanionCube> Izaya:
'Scottish Labour leader Anas Sarwar to be pundit on Rupert
Murdoch's new TV channel'
L18[05:53:15] <Izaya> what
L19[05:54:05] <CompanionCube> yeah, i know
right?
L20[05:54:53] <CompanionCube> what is it
with scottish labour being an embarrassment in new and sad
ways
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L22[08:03:20] <Forecaster> %tonkout
<Forecaster> %tonkoutL23[08:03:21] <MichiBot> I'm sorry
Forecaster, you were not able to beat Michiyo's record of 3
hours, 7 minutes and 30 seconds this time. 2 hours, 57 minutes and
37 seconds were wasted! Missed by 9 minutes and 53 seconds!
L24[08:03:28] <Forecaster> aw
<Forecaster> awL25[08:03:32] <Forecaster> I miscalculated
<Forecaster> I miscalculatedL26[08:03:43] <Michiyo> whelp lol
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L28[08:09:48] zsh
sets mode: +v on Vexatos
L29[08:48:19] <Forecaster> %sip
<Forecaster> %sipL30[08:48:19] <MichiBot> You drink a solid
octiron potion (New!). Forecaster gains the ability to talk to
Dragons until they have a rock potion.
L31[08:48:36] <Forecaster> solid magic can't be
healthy
<Forecaster> solid magic can't be
healthyL32[08:52:42] <Michiyo> %sip
L33[08:52:42] <MichiBot> You drink a dusty
sky potion (New!). Michiyo is suddenly wearing gloves they don't
remember putting on.
L34[08:52:53] *
Michiyo squints
L35[09:12:53] <Forecaster> surprise gloves!
<Forecaster> surprise gloves!L36[09:14:00] <Corded> *
<Forecaster> chirps at @Saphire in dragon
L37[11:11:12] <Michiyo> %tonkout
L38[11:11:12] <MichiBot> Waesucks!
Michiyo! You beat your own previous record of 3 hours, 7 minutes
and 30 seconds (By 21 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L39[11:11:13] <MichiBot> Michiyo has
tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk points!
plus 0.004 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score:
0.93395, Position #2 Need 0.24508432 more points to pass
Vaur!
L40[11:11:20] <Michiyo> \o/
L41[11:11:21] <Michiyo> night
L42[11:27:30] <Forecaster> dangit
<Forecaster> dangitL43[11:42:03] <Amanda> Good mews! I have
found an iron-free way to give fairies guns!
L44[11:42:24] <Amanda> Bad mews! They're
dangerous with them!
L45[11:42:33] *
Amanda takes cover under Inari
L46[11:44:35] <Forecaster> ohno
<Forecaster> ohnoL47[12:01:21] <Forecaster> %splash "the
guns"
<Forecaster> %splash "the
guns"L48[12:01:21] <MichiBot> You fling a
resonating copper potion (New!) that splashes onto the guns. the
guns gets a sudden urge to monologue after being hit by the
potion.
L49[12:01:33] <Forecaster> that's worse
<Forecaster> that's worseL50[12:15:15] <DaComputerNerd> %splash the guns
<DaComputerNerd> %splash the gunsL51[12:15:15] <MichiBot> You fling a thick
radiation potion (New!) that splashes onto the. the gains one
research point. the now has 1 point. (Rem. uses: 0)
L52[12:15:22] <DaComputerNerd> Oh lol
<DaComputerNerd> Oh lolL53[12:15:27] <DaComputerNerd> I see the quotes
now
<DaComputerNerd> I see the quotes
nowL54[12:15:45] <DaComputerNerd> Where's the acid potions
when you need them
<DaComputerNerd> Where's the acid potions
when you need themL55[12:16:00] <Forecaster> Probably off doing acid
things
<Forecaster> Probably off doing acid
thingsL56[12:17:18] <Forecaster> %splash "The guns"
Thick Diamond Potion
<Forecaster> %splash "The guns"
Thick Diamond PotionL57[12:17:18] <MichiBot> You fling a thick
diamond potion that splashes onto The guns. The fluid burns as it
splashes onto The guns who takes 2d6 => [6,2] acid
damage.
L58[12:17:25] <Forecaster> hooray
<Forecaster> hoorayL59[12:19:47] <Elfi> Spoilers: the fairies
already had guns https://i.imgur.com/ooAj71L.png
L60[12:20:34] <Amanda> I _knew_ giving them
to that merchent who travels through the cait sith lands was a bad
idea.
L61[12:51:55] <Izaya> [artemis fowl
intensifies]
L62[13:00:21] *
Amanda curls up around Elfi, offers some snacks in exchange for
protection from delet
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L65[13:12:24] <Z0idberg>
Complains about someone at work hardcoding directories in their
code and expecting non windows user like me to know what the fuck
their mapped drives point to. Change the ones I could find, find a
log file that has "E:\log.txt" inside of the filename at
runtime
<Z0idberg>
Complains about someone at work hardcoding directories in their
code and expecting non windows user like me to know what the fuck
their mapped drives point to. Change the ones I could find, find a
log file that has "E:\log.txt" inside of the filename at
runtimeL66[13:12:45] <Z0idberg>
so now theres a file called $HOME/E:\log.txt
<Z0idberg>
so now theres a file called $HOME/E:\log.txtL67[13:14:18] <Forecaster> sounds fun
<Forecaster> sounds funL68[13:15:24] <Z0idberg>
I love how I have a meeting in 45 minutes and have no idea wtf to
expect
<Z0idberg>
I love how I have a meeting in 45 minutes and have no idea wtf to
expectL69[13:15:30] <Z0idberg>
with a customer mind you
<Z0idberg>
with a customer mind youL70[13:15:41] <Z0idberg>
I don't even know why we are meeting yet.
<Z0idberg>
I don't even know why we are meeting yet.L71[13:16:01] <Z0idberg>
And I'm like the only one awake in the programming team because, I
work remote
<Z0idberg>
And I'm like the only one awake in the programming team because, I
work remoteL72[13:16:02] <Z0idberg>
lol
<Z0idberg>
lolL73[13:16:40] <Forecaster> surprise, it's an
intervention about how you don't know where the mapped drives
point
<Forecaster> surprise, it's an
intervention about how you don't know where the mapped drives
pointL74[13:16:54] <Z0idberg>
LOL That's a different project
<Z0idberg>
LOL That's a different projectL75[13:17:38] <Forecaster> %tonk
<Forecaster> %tonkL76[13:17:38] <MichiBot> Holy double lamp
Batman! Forecaster! You beat Michiyo's previous record of <0
(By 2 hours, 6 minutes and 25 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L77[13:17:39] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new
record is 2 hours, 6 minutes and 25 seconds! Forecaster also gained
0.00211 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need
0.03538432 more points to pass Michiyo!
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L80[14:52:09] <Amanda> %choose continue
doing idle shit or time to do the plot
L81[14:52:09] <MichiBot> Amanda:
"time to do the plot", now with 30% fewer deaths caused
by negligence!
L82[14:52:17] <Amanda> I sure hope
so.
L83[15:32:24] <Amanda> So you'll never
guess what kind of neglence I died from!
L84[15:38:29] <Ocawesome101> it seems that opening the
edulastic test on another computer was sufficient to keep it from
freaking out. it doesn't like when you take it out of fullscreen or
unfocus it.
<Ocawesome101> it seems that opening the
edulastic test on another computer was sufficient to keep it from
freaking out. it doesn't like when you take it out of fullscreen or
unfocus it.L85[15:38:45] <Ocawesome101> and all that to not have to
print out some prewritten essay question answers... 😒
<Ocawesome101> and all that to not have to
print out some prewritten essay question answers... 😒L86[15:40:25] <Forecaster> What are the different kinds
of negligence?
<Forecaster> What are the different kinds
of negligence?L87[15:40:47] <Amanda> I'll take that as a
forfit. I forgot to get ammo for my gun. :D
L88[15:40:55] <Ocawesome101> (and although i also have
indistinct other disagreements with that philosophy, i do
understand it to a degree for reasons of preventing
distraction)
<Ocawesome101> (and although i also have
indistinct other disagreements with that philosophy, i do
understand it to a degree for reasons of preventing
distraction)L89[15:41:39] <Forecaster> ah, so preparedness
negligence
<Forecaster> ah, so preparedness
negligenceL90[15:41:40] <Amanda> So, self-neglence,
failure to prepare
L91[15:44:17] <Forecaster> at least it wasn't "I
got distracted" negligence
<Forecaster> at least it wasn't "I
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L93[16:14:22] <Vaur>
%tonk
<Vaur>
%tonkL94[16:14:22] <MichiBot> Golly! Vaur! You
beat Forecaster's previous record of 2 hours, 6 minutes and 25
seconds (By 50 minutes and 18 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L95[16:14:23] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record
is 2 hours, 56 minutes and 43 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00252
(0.00084 x 3) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #1.
L96[16:15:17] <Vaur>
%sip
<Vaur>
%sipL97[16:15:18] <MichiBot> You drink a
concentrated caterium potion (New!). Vaur turns into an unobtanium
dragon horse until they tonk.
L98[16:15:34] <Vaur>
fuck, now I can't tonk 😢
<Vaur>
fuck, now I can't tonk 😢L99[16:15:55] <Michiyo> Neat.
L100[16:15:56] <Michiyo> :P
L101[16:16:04] <Forecaster> sounds like something from
norse mythology
<Forecaster> sounds like something from
norse mythologyL102[16:16:35] <Ocawesome101> oh, also, i think we'll
finally get starlink in the next few weeks :D
<Ocawesome101> oh, also, i think we'll
finally get starlink in the next few weeks :DL103[16:16:55] <Forecaster> gotta catch 'em all
<Forecaster> gotta catch 'em allL104[16:22:41] <Forecaster> %sip
<Forecaster> %sipL105[16:22:41] <MichiBot> You drink a
thick moonstone potion (New!). Forecaster briefly feel like they
have just stepped out of a car.
L106[16:22:57] <Forecaster> I did, 30 minutes ago
<Forecaster> I did, 30 minutes agoL107[16:56:08]
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L111[18:04:54] <Amanda> %choose Time for a
$; CV or space BA
L112[18:04:55] <MichiBot> Amanda: Time
for a space BA
L113[18:07:40] <Amanda> %choose design own
or use a prefab
L114[18:07:40] <MichiBot> Amanda:
"design own", now with 30% fewer deaths caused by
negligence!
L115[18:07:49] <Amanda> ... WE'll see
about that
L116[18:18:12] <Vaur>
%sip
<Vaur>
%sipL117[18:18:12] <MichiBot> You drink a
smelly quicksilver potion (New!). It tastes salty.
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L120[18:56:46] <AshleighTheCutie> How does the tonk
work
<AshleighTheCutie> How does the tonk
workL121[18:56:49] <AshleighTheCutie> And what is it
<AshleighTheCutie> And what is itL122[19:02:33] <Forecaster> %tonkleaders
<Forecaster> %tonkleadersL123[19:02:33] <MichiBot> https://michibot.pc-logix.com/tonk
L124[19:02:50] <Forecaster> There's a description of it
there
<Forecaster> There's a description of it
thereL125[19:20:33] <Vaur>
%tonkout
<Vaur>
%tonkoutL126[19:20:33] <MichiBot> Dogast! Vaur!
You beat your own previous record of 2 hours, 56 minutes and 43
seconds (By 9 minutes and 27 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L127[19:20:34] <MichiBot> Vaur has tonked
out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk points! plus 0.004
bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 1.18855432,
Position #1
L128[19:24:32] <Michiyo> god damn it
L129[19:24:34] <Michiyo> lol
L130[19:24:37] <Michiyo> fucking work
phone calls
L131[19:37:15] <Forecaster> %sip
<Forecaster> %sipL132[19:37:15] <MichiBot> You drink a
thick coralcreep potion (New!). Forecaster comes face to face with
a basilisk! Forecaster is turned to stone until they tonk (6 vs DC
14)
L133[20:00:44] <Forecaster> %tonk
<Forecaster> %tonkL134[20:00:44] <MichiBot> Bingo!
Forecaster! You beat Vaur's previous record of <0 (By 40
minutes and 11 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L135[20:00:45] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new
record is 40 minutes and 11 seconds! Forecaster also gained 0.00067
tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.03471432
more points to pass Michiyo!
L136[20:08:39] <Amanda> %p
L137[20:08:40] <MichiBot> Ping reply from
Amanda 0.53s
L138[20:08:44] <Amanda> MichiBot: Well
then
L139[20:09:22] <Forecaster> Well ping
<Forecaster> Well pingL140[20:30:26] <Amanda> shut
L141[20:31:18] <Amanda> my IP seems to
have been flagged by cloudflare, which means I can't update my
stories now.
L142[20:34:35] <Amanda> Hrm. Wonder if it
has anything to do with minio suddenly usng 20% of CPU
L143[20:41:01] <Amanda> ... I don't think
that steam cache thing is working right
L144[21:03:42] <Amanda> So yeah, the steam
cache directive was being abused to do a DDOS I think. fun.
:D
L145[21:03:53] <Amanda> https://matrix.camnet.site/_matrix/media/r0/download/camnet.site/AveDqQjZkJjHamDoBbRQOlvj/screenshot-1649797397.png
L146[21:04:05] <Amanda> Can you guess when
I disabled that server block?
L147[21:04:19] <Amanda> Izaya: ^
L148[22:04:39] <Amanda> Well, in theory
loki will now bitch and moan if I ever exceed 100 requests a minute
on any of my endpoints
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L150[22:18:39] <Amanda> %remindme 5m
noms
L151[22:18:39] <MichiBot> I'll tell you
"noms" in 5m at 04/12/2022 10:23:39 PM
L152[22:23:39] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER:
noms
L153[23:17:40] <Amanda> %choose halucinate
or rain box or irradiate
L154[23:17:40] <MichiBot> Amanda: I tried
reading my tea leaves this morning. There was something about death
and doom. Anyway, go with "irradiate"
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