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L1[01:31:16] <Forecaster> %loot
L2[01:31:17] <MichiBot> Forecaster: You get a loot box! It contains the official laws and migration guidelines of pluto.
L3[01:37:25] <fingercomp> @AvP carefully check which variables you use in the conditions
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L5[01:50:03] <Forecaster> huh...
L6[01:50:12] <Forecaster> my main computer has dropped a monitor
L7[01:50:16] <Forecaster> oO
L8[01:50:21] <Forecaster> a reboot didn't help
L9[01:50:42] <Forecaster> hopefully it's just a cable that came loose this morning
L10[02:17:13] <payonel> AmandaC: popcorn kitty
L11[03:02:20] <MichiBot> Izaya REMINDER: ip dhcp netbios-name-server
L12[03:43:27] <Forecaster> birbs + cats = https://www.boredpanda.com/cat-birds-hybrid-animals/
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L14[05:36:50] <DerptheDemiGod> hello one and all!
L15[05:37:26] <Forecaster> %hello
L16[05:37:27] <MichiBot> Forecaster: Hello! Welcome to #oc! The one and only opencomputers channel! Please ask your questions directly (dont ask to ask) and provide error/code examples! (Use pastebin.com if theyre more than one line!) Dont mind the random conversation you might have walked into.
L17[05:39:54] <DerptheDemiGod> so i was wondering if there is a way to call upon x86 instructions or something like ARM instructions to run a proper linux shell environment or is there or are there kinds of OS that can handle those instructions? (also a package manager like DEB would be cool to run)
L18[05:40:36] <dequbed> One could write an Arch (i.e. addon mod) for OC that does both. However, not in stock OC.
L19[05:41:13] <DerptheDemiGod> lol i am but a lowly systems engineer (i install stuff and thats what that title is :P )
L20[05:41:51] <DerptheDemiGod> lua is fun and all but it has a tendency to overflow its own memory and then croak
L21[05:42:12] <dequbed> DerptheDemiGod: There used to be an ARM Arch and a MIPS arch. I can not tell you how complete either is or if they still exist but last I checked (2y ago) ARM could at least *boot* Linux.
L22[05:43:19] <DerptheDemiGod> oooohhhh! link? cause if it has a valid package manager or if there is a way to paste one to it you might have an OP OS on your hands here ;)
L23[05:43:55] <dequbed> Try google, it remembers stuff from 2y ago much better than I do :)
L24[05:44:06] <DerptheDemiGod> LMAO! i gotcha! :P
L25[05:44:39] <dequbed> But don't get too excited. It could boot linux. It didn't ran a TTY. Or anything useful. Or userspace to begin with. Its far from an "OP OS".
L26[05:45:04] <DerptheDemiGod> true but if you can hang a shell on it like bash you can come a whole end ;)
L27[05:45:17] <dequbed> You can't. Thats what I'm telling you :)
L28[05:46:56] <DerptheDemiGod> interesting
L29[05:56:58] <Izaya> dequbed: what should I name my syslog server
L30[05:57:10] <dequbed> NSA Junior
L31[05:57:17] <Izaya> not bad
L32[05:57:38] <DerptheDemiGod> or licked window if my suggestion is welcome :P
L33[05:58:00] <dequbed> Ours is called The big <expletive> vacuum
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L35[05:58:14] zsh sets mode: +v on Vexatos
L36[05:58:32] <Izaya> also what are your thoughts on monitoring
L37[05:58:38] <dequbed> NSA Junior
L38[05:58:45] <Izaya> no I mean software wise
L39[05:58:52] <Vexatos> Hi I am the NSA what can I do for you
L40[05:59:09] <Vexatos> a nasal spray application
L41[05:59:17] * Vexatos sniffs
L42[05:59:21] <dequbed> More seriously: YES. Monitor *everything*. I'd set up monitoring for my coffee machine if I'd implement HTCPTP.
L43[05:59:40] <Izaya> holy fuck I think this drive is dying it's SO SLOW
L44[06:00:17] <dequbed> Izaya: Also I called ours vacuum because graylog *sucks so badly*.
L45[06:00:27] <Izaya> was planning to use syslog-ng
L46[06:00:51] <dequbed> graylog is the log aggregation, not the syslog server. That rsyslog on our system
L47[06:00:59] <Izaya> oh okay
L48[06:03:57] <dequbed> SO yeah, if you plan on doing log aggregation / analysis and want any serious authentication, *don't* use graylog.
L49[06:04:29] <dequbed> Or be okay with setting up two different proxy servers to fix the idiosyncracy that is graylog. :)
L50[06:13:26] <Lizzian> speaking of logging and system monitoring, you guys got any suggestions for stuff that can monitor various bits like Systemd's journal, service status, drive space, etc? I wanna set up monitoring of my servers so i don't have to keep checking them and/or only realise they're broken when they do break
L51[06:18:42] <dequbed> Izaya: If you want a buzzword- and bullshit-free log aggregation system you could set up a pipeline with rsyslog/syslog-ng transporting logs, setting up a Mozilla Hindsight for log mangeling and dumping all that into some DB. Solr or Lucene or similar. Build some nice query tools and you have a ridicolously powerful pipeline at your disposal.
L52[06:19:01] <dequbed> @Lizzian: Icinga?
L53[06:22:04] <dequbed> @Lizzian: I would however *strongly* recommend you don't use journal for anything other than transporting logs to a real log system. Unless the system you're monitoring is low impact.
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L56[06:31:04] <Lizzian> well, idk if Ubuntu 16.04 LTS uses other stuff before journald but that's what i know to use to look at all the logs in one place
L57[06:31:34] <Lizzian> but i shall look at icinga
L58[06:32:46] <dequbed> Ubuntu sounds a lot like systemd so it's probably using journald for logging. But you can configure journald to forward every log message to a syslog server like rsyslog or syslog-ng and you should really do that.
L59[06:38:35] <Lizzian> ah, yeah. will probably look into doing that over the weekend
L60[06:41:42] <dequbed> I have it set up on one of my servers because that one is still using systemd so hit me up if you need help :p
L61[06:43:15] <Lizzian> will do, also currently looking at icinga's demo and i'm liking it's functionality so far
L62[07:00:45] <Lizzian> in other news, i haven't yet received any spam after the changes i made last night (granted it has only been roughly 16 hours since i did it but i'm trying to be optimistic)
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L64[07:04:42] <dequbed> @Lizzian: Want me to sign you up to some spam bots so we can get that fixed?
L65[07:05:23] <Lizzian> pls no, i'm already on some spambot lists
L66[07:05:34] <Lizzian> i don't want no pcbs or usb cables from china
L67[07:09:13] <Forecaster> but I have a million dollars from some dead guy, we'll split 50/50 etc
L68[07:28:20] <warbaque> I calculated once from the scientific journals I've been getting in my mail (highly respected articles just as "Double your penis size in two weeks!" and "2x manhood enlargement in a week"), that if starting length is not too shabby 7cm and we use average doubling frequency of 1 weeks, tip of your dick have exceeded speed of light in just 32.526 weeks
L69[07:28:42] <warbaque> respect your spambots
L70[07:37:07] <AvP> @Fingercomp I have
L71[07:45:14] <fingercomp> I think that on some lines you mistyped variable `wasd` as `wsad`, and, since the latter wasn't defined, your program was comparing a `nil` with a string, which was always `false`, so those branch conditions were never satisfied, and the `else` branch was run instead
L72[07:47:18] <AvP> I just found that
L73[07:47:35] <AvP> I can’t believe I missed that for so long
L74[07:47:47] <AvP> It was so obvious
L75[07:48:22] <AvP> I literally looked at everything else 30 times
L76[07:49:11] <AvP> Thanks
L77[08:13:23] <Lizzian> Izaya: fix https://oc.shadowkat.net pls
L78[08:13:31] <Izaya> aight
L79[08:13:34] <Izaya> (people use it?)
L80[08:13:44] <Lizzian> well, i wanted to find minitel
L81[08:13:48] <Izaya> oh
L82[08:13:51] <Lizzian> but i can't cause your site be broke
L83[08:13:57] <Izaya> https://github.com/ShadowKatStudios/OC-Minitel
L84[08:14:01] <Lizzian> ah
L85[08:14:09] <Lizzian> still, fix your site
L86[08:14:13] <Izaya> apologies I've been lazy about that particular subdomain
L87[08:14:22] <Lizzian> ?
L88[08:15:17] <Izaya> considering it's effectively a static site I might throw it on the main server tbh
L89[08:16:09] <Lizzian> i should just make my site a static site cause it hasn't changed recently
L90[08:20:55] <dequbed> Izaya: Yes, also you should blog more <3
L91[08:21:10] <Izaya> I have stuff planned
L92[08:21:18] <Izaya> but I've been surprisingly busy for a no-lifer
L93[08:21:39] <Corded> * <Lizzian> looks at her "blog" and runs away
L94[08:21:51] <Lizzian> hell, just apply that to my whole site
L95[08:25:29] <Forecaster> your site runs away?
L96[08:25:30] <Forecaster> :O
L97[08:26:47] <Lizzian> ¬_¬
L98[08:32:49] <Forecaster> https://satwcomic.com/hi-quebec
L99[08:32:53] <Forecaster> pumpkins!
L100[09:13:23] <Izaya> Lizzy: https://oc.shadowkat.net/
L101[09:16:23] <Izaya> dequbed: so once I get a syslog server up and going I should set up logging for my OC computers and connect my ingame syslog to out-of-game syslog, right?
L102[09:24:22] <AmandaC> Isn't syslog a UDP protocol?
L103[09:24:46] <Izaya> sometimes
L104[09:24:56] <Izaya> no reason I can't relay it somehow, anyway
L105[09:25:09] <AmandaC> true enough
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L108[09:55:28] <AvP> i finally finished my rc drone program
L109[09:55:35] <AvP> http://tinyurl.com/yc5aaey7
L110[09:57:56] <Forecaster> http://tinyurl.com/yahtmoba
L111[09:57:56] <Forecaster> D:<
L112[09:58:40] <Forecaster> why is English the only pre-entered option?!
L113[09:59:00] <Forecaster> it bugs me that they neither entered at least some other languages, or had *just* the text field
L114[09:59:39] <Vexatos> because everyone plays in English D:
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L116[10:01:02] * AmandaC rubs against Inari, meows
L117[10:03:32] <AmandaC> %choose halucinate or meh
L118[10:03:32] <MichiBot> AmandaC: You *could* do halucinate, I guess.
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L121[10:54:51] <Inari> %pet AmandaC
L122[10:54:51] * MichiBot pets AmandaC with a TI 99/4A. 10 health gained!
L123[10:55:29] <Inari> AmandaC: that gif is one weird cat
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L125[10:55:59] <Izaya> https://sergalassets.b-cdn.net/media_attachments/files/000/496/846/original/4663e6d0f76b08f7.mp4
L126[11:05:22] <dequbed> Izaya: Yes. I was debating implementing syslog in OC, but my last server fizzled out before that became reality. Because yes, we wanted to use icinga to monitor our nuclear reactor. I mean, what else would you use for that purpose? :p
L127[11:05:59] <Izaya> dequbed: well fwiw https://oc.shadowkat.net/minitel/syslog/syslog-protocol.md
L128[11:06:06] <Izaya> there's a syslog daemon for OpenOS now
L129[11:06:23] <dequbed> Just do actual syslog?
L130[11:06:41] <dequbed> Its not complicated and you get much more much better tooling on the *nix side.
L131[11:07:27] <Izaya> the minitel syslog protocol is basically syslog but less fields tbh
L132[11:10:55] <dequbed> And not compatible with syslog
L133[11:11:29] <Izaya> it's not like you can talk directly to IP networks anyway \o/
L134[11:12:03] <dequbed> And you don't need to. syslog over TCP has been around for years.
L135[11:12:22] <dequbed> RFC6587 if you want to talk in standards
L136[11:16:31] <AmandaC> Inari: what, you don't usually get startled by your own feets and jump?
L137[11:16:56] <Inari> AmandaC: I'm amazed it could even jump at that angle in that position
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L139[11:44:31] <Forecaster> %loot
L140[11:46:15] <AmandaC> Due to new EU Regulations MichiBot can no longer serve loot boxes.
L141[11:48:06] <Inari> Heh
L142[11:51:34] <Temia> Heehee
L143[11:59:53] <AmandaC> Additionally, Michibot is known to the state of california to cause cancer.
L144[12:01:39] <Izaya> Wouldn't it be Corded that causes cancer?
L145[12:02:14] <AmandaC> The "known to the state of california to cause cancer" label might as well be entirely meaningless
L146[12:02:26] <dequbed> Izaya: No, Corded is the thing keeping you seperated from the carciogenic material :p
L147[12:02:41] <Izaya> that's one way to look at it, I suppose
L148[12:03:00] <AmandaC> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7MXnTJBwS4
L149[12:03:00] <MichiBot> Why Cancer Labels Are Super Misleading | length: 11m 37s | Likes: 7,739 Dislikes: 109 Views: 196,250 | by SciShow | Published On 27/7/2018
L150[12:03:41] <AmandaC> TL;DW the law uses a pretty much harmless catigory of the cancer association's scale, instead of a more sane one
L151[12:03:50] <Mettaton_Fab> i saw that text inside of a CD drive once
L152[12:03:52] <dequbed> Inhaling molecular oxygen is strongly linked to mayor causes of death!
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L154[12:04:03] <AmandaC> They use the one just above "Absolutely can't possibly cause cancer in humans"
L155[12:04:08] <Mettaton_Fab> just becauser that was an oldschool drive with leaded solder
L156[12:04:21] <Izaya> tfw several rolls of leaded solder
L157[12:06:34] <dequbed> Izaya: Oh don't worry. Lead will kill you *much* faster than it will cause any carcinogenesis in your body.
L158[12:07:00] <Izaya> ...
L159[12:07:03] <Izaya> Good to know.
L160[12:08:27] <Mettaton_Fab> i always use leaded solder
L161[12:08:32] <Mettaton_Fab> just cuz leadfree is ass
L162[12:09:00] <dequbed> I mean if the anemia does't do you out first you'll get to enjoy the breakdown of your peripheral nervous system including but not limited to such gems as tremors, weakness and loss of feeling. :p
L163[12:20:55] <Izaya> dequbed: how dumb would it be to set up a software PBX after I convince my router to give me its secrets?
L164[12:21:43] <dequbed> Depends what you want from that setup but in general, not at all.
L165[12:22:08] <Izaya> I figure I might as well get a 'work' thing rather than hand out my mobile number
L166[12:22:46] <dequbed> Uh... Do you intend on using that number while you are not at home / in the subnet created by your router?
L167[12:22:53] <Izaya> Nope.
L168[12:22:57] <dequbed> Okay
L169[12:23:01] <dequbed> In that case, go for it.
L170[12:23:31] <Izaya> I gather stuff like SIP loses its shit when you have any sort of significant latency
L171[12:23:53] <dequbed> You'll get some really nice features like being able to call using your computer, receiving calls at several devices, easily creating an managing conferences etc.
L172[12:24:22] <Inari> Temia https://scontent.fhou1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/44273383_1121603998001667_2979266616774098944_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&oh=80062863be0e0c7b95563ae8dd0616e9&oe=5C58A0AE
L173[12:24:24] <dequbed> Well, not exactly. But quality really goes down the drain if you have too much dither.
L174[12:26:36] <dequbed> Izaya: If you go for something like FreeSWITCH you can really link a lot of stuff into that and use PSTN as just another way of voice calling you. If you go Asterisk/FreePBX you get a really fast PBX for very little processing power but you won't be using it for much more than just PSTN/SIP. Also you should hit me up when you're done so we can set up trunking into our VoIP-Setup ;)
L175[12:27:28] <Temia> Heeeee <3
L176[12:29:19] <AvP> hey I was thinking of setting up the inventory for a drone program I am working on
L177[12:29:19] <AvP> anyone know how I the drones inventory syse
L178[12:29:27] <AvP> hey I was thinking of setting up the inventory for a drone program I am working on
L179[12:29:27] <AvP> anyone know how I the drones inventory sysem operates [Edited]
L180[12:29:33] <AvP> hey I was thinking of setting up the inventory for a drone program I am working on
L181[12:29:33] <AvP> anyone know how I the drones inventory system operates [Edited]
L182[12:37:48] <Izaya> https://i.4cdn.org/g/1539955924829.jpg
L183[12:42:16] <Inari> Oo
L184[12:48:17] <Temia> must pet
L185[13:42:31] <Kleadron> wtf is that
L186[13:56:55] <Mettaton_Fab> a cat
L187[14:12:00] <Forecaster> wow
L188[14:12:13] <Forecaster> if I wasn't excited for the next Elite update before I sure am now
L189[14:12:21] <Forecaster> you get to shoot probes at planets
L190[14:12:56] <Forecaster> http://tinyurl.com/y7xmcodd
L191[14:13:24] <Forecaster> http://tinyurl.com/ya7f55gy
L192[14:17:02] <Forecaster> I may have to stream when the beta comes out
L193[14:17:17] <Forecaster> need to make sure my setup works still
L194[14:19:13] <Forecaster> oh yeah
L195[14:19:17] <Forecaster> I'm still on the Gnosis
L196[14:24:10] <ZefTheFox> I have improved my filemanager program so it doesn't run a check of the directory every time it's dragged
L197[14:49:35] <payonel> Inari: https://i.imgur.com/9SuPota.jpg
L198[14:52:07] <Inari> payonel: haha
L199[14:52:27] <Inari> I find applying RFC rules kinda fun
L200[14:53:12] <Inari> Just worked out how to split http://1.1.1.1&@2.2.2.2#@3.3.3.3/ up into the respective url parts and seeing what the proper host is
L201[14:56:31] <Forecaster> wellp, here I am trying to figure out Fantasy Grounds extensions
L202[14:56:51] <Forecaster> trying to enable importing a weighted list as a roll table
L203[15:01:25] <Inari> Apparently python's 4 libs parse it differently heh
L204[15:01:34] <Inari> Only requests gets it right
L205[15:01:45] <Skye> oh god
L206[15:01:52] <Skye> I thought you said python 4 for a second
L207[15:01:57] <Inari> Haha
L208[15:02:16] <Inari> %inv add python 4
L209[15:02:16] * MichiBot summons 'python 4' and adds to her inventory. I could get some good swings in with this.
L210[15:02:21] <Inari> %inv add lua 6
L211[15:02:40] <Inari> %inv add lua 6
L212[15:02:42] <Inari> :<
L213[15:02:47] <Inari> I'm bad at judging time
L214[15:02:50] <Inari> %inv add lua 6
L215[15:02:51] * MichiBot summons 'lua 6' and adds to her inventory. This seems very sturdy.
L216[15:03:03] <Inari> %pet Skye
L217[15:03:03] * MichiBot pets Skye with carnivorous beef. 12 health gained!
L218[15:03:19] <Skye> lol
L219[15:03:20] <Kleadron> this ytp is the best
L220[15:03:20] <Inari> Is that an alias of Temia
L221[15:03:21] <Kleadron> https://youtu.be/cIXOH1tJJu4
L222[15:03:21] <MichiBot> [YTP] Techmoan won't leave The 8-Bit Guy alone | length: 2m 54s | Likes: 160 Dislikes: 6 Views: 1,467 | by Terrible Person | Published On 11/10/2018
L223[15:03:53] <Inari> @Kleadron oh god 8-bit guy :P
L224[15:04:04] <Inari> The guy who thinks he can build advanced AI
L225[15:04:12] <Kleadron> What
L226[15:04:22] <Kleadron> when did he say that
L227[15:04:36] <vifino> hello peoples.
L228[15:04:40] <Kleadron> super advanced 8 bit ai when
L229[15:04:44] <Kleadron> i want to watch that
L230[15:05:03] <vifino> Izaya: i now know what it feels like living in australia, but frozen over.
L231[15:05:11] <vifino> bad, bad, bad internet.
L232[15:05:24] <vifino> one second ping to google, anyone?
L233[15:05:42] <Skye> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4q3i5aw6XQ who wants to learn train signalling
L234[15:05:42] <MichiBot> Controlling Trains - Network Rail engineering education (3 of 15) | length: 11m 33s | Likes: 2,491 Dislikes: 232 Views: 1,104,623 | by Network Rail | Published On 27/3/2012
L235[15:05:51] <vifino> actually, it's not too bad at the moment, 50ms isn't too bad.
L236[15:06:20] <vifino> had 60% packet loss earlier.
L237[15:06:34] <vifino> glad that phone coverage isn't a thing here.
L238[15:06:35] <Inari> @Kleadron https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzRbzwjoEOg
L239[15:06:36] <MichiBot> Does Artificial Intelligence already exist (The 8-bit Guy Reupload) | length: 13m 50s | Likes: 928 Dislikes: 140 Views: 39,329 | by Alan Zehnder | Published On 10/4/2017
L240[15:07:15] <CompanionCube> 50ms seems a bit high
L241[15:07:17] <Kleadron> oh that
L242[15:07:29] <CompanionCube> mine usually hovers in the 20s
L243[15:08:19] <Inari> It's so abd
L244[15:09:30] <vifino> CompanionCube: this is dsl, not vdsl, not adsl, dsl.
L245[15:09:41] <Inari> isdn
L246[15:09:49] <vifino> shut up
L247[15:10:07] <Inari> i shut down now
L248[15:10:21] <vifino> root@inari# shutdown -h now
L249[15:10:27] <Inari> D:
L250[15:10:48] <Inari> Luckily I don't run unix
L251[15:10:55] <vifino> could be worse. could've been `touch *`.
L252[15:11:03] <Inari> :|
L253[15:11:12] <vifino> yep.
L254[15:11:14] <Inari> %inv add bad touch
L255[15:11:14] <vifino> :^)
L256[15:11:14] * MichiBot summons 'bad touch' and adds to her inventory. I could get some good swings in with this.
L257[15:11:58] <vifino> i'm freezing to death, have bad internet and can't even chop wood until tomorrow.
L258[15:12:02] <vifino> feels bad.
L259[15:13:04] <vifino> 64 bytes from imp.hell (10.66.6.1): icmp_seq=1 ttl=64 time=2.05 ms
L260[15:13:08] <Inari> do another kind of wood
L261[15:13:18] <vifino> at least my wifi router is pretty good through the wall.
L262[15:13:52] <vifino> at least mosh makes ssh doable.
L263[15:14:16] <vifino> Inari: help, how do you entertain yourself with bad internet
L264[15:14:23] <vifino> err, maybe not you
L265[15:14:29] <vifino> Izaya: ^
L266[15:14:33] <Inari> Recreate 1995's experience of looking at porn online?
L267[15:14:47] <vifino> i somehow knew you were gonna say that. :v
L268[15:15:19] <Inari> Tehe
L269[15:15:34] <Inari> Play a MUD?
L270[15:15:47] <vifino> that.. that's actually a good suggestion.
L271[15:15:49] <vifino> i'm surprised.
L272[15:15:52] <Inari> Haha
L273[15:15:57] <Inari> I'm sure there are lewd ones
L274[15:15:57] <Inari> ;)
L275[15:16:02] <vifino> <_<
L276[15:16:11] <Inari> Tehe
L277[15:16:20] <vifino> well, find me a MUD.
L278[15:16:37] <vifino> i don't care. http's too much for this connection right now.
L279[15:16:39] <vifino> i tried.
L280[15:16:49] <Inari> Oo
L281[15:17:52] <vifino> i'm already regretting my decision.
L282[15:18:42] <Inari> I only reallyknow archaea, and have no clue what you'd even look for in MUDs :3
L283[15:18:46] <Inari> Since I have like no interest in them
L284[15:19:38] <CompanionCube> vifino: isn't dsl adsl by default
L285[15:20:07] <CompanionCube> sdsl is...uncommon.
L286[15:20:46] <Kleadron> younicks
L287[15:21:19] <CompanionCube> (might not be adsl2, though)
L288[15:21:46] <Inari> Read RFCs?
L289[15:22:53] <Skye> what did I do when I was in scotland...
L290[15:23:03] <Skye> vifino, I had fun running #p
L291[15:23:06] <Skye> on this channel
L292[15:23:07] <Skye> xD
L293[15:23:15] <Inari> #p?
L294[15:23:41] <Skye> old ping command
L295[15:23:42] <Skye> %p
L296[15:23:43] <MichiBot> Ping reply from Skye 0.48s
L297[15:23:44] <MichiBot> Ping reply from Skye 0.73s
L298[15:24:01] <vifino> irc's on my server.
L299[15:24:59] <vifino> CompanionCube: it's adsl, but it's bad.
L300[15:25:00] <Inari> %p
L301[15:25:02] <MichiBot> Ping reply from Inari 0.55s
L302[15:25:07] <vifino> %p
L303[15:25:09] <Inari> %p
L304[15:25:10] <MichiBot> Ping reply from Inari 0.6s
L305[15:25:11] <MichiBot> Ping reply from vifino 3.03s
L306[15:25:13] <CompanionCube> %p
L307[15:25:14] <MichiBot> Ping reply from CompanionCube 0.85s
L308[15:25:15] <payonel> %p
L309[15:25:15] <MichiBot> Ping reply from CompanionCube 0.55s
L310[15:25:17] <MichiBot> Ping reply from payonel 0.75s
L311[15:25:22] <vifino> pingspam yay
L312[15:25:32] <Inari> Where did ping go to anyway
L313[15:25:33] <payonel> %say %p
L314[15:25:37] <payonel> :(
L315[15:25:44] <payonel> -Notice- {from MichiBot} You do not have sufficient privileges to use this command.
L316[15:25:50] <vifino> noob :^)
L317[15:25:51] <Inari> %say %p
L318[15:26:26] <Inari> MichiBot doesn't want to talk about the p
L319[15:26:37] * vifino squints
L320[15:26:59] <Inari> %poke vifino's eyes
L321[15:26:59] * MichiBot pokes vifino's eyes with a furry convention doing 4 damage
L322[15:27:04] <vifino> :<
L323[15:27:22] <Inari> So whats your bandwidth like
L324[15:27:35] <vifino> 1MBit/s, at best.
L325[15:27:58] <Inari> thats like
L326[15:28:00] <Inari> pretty okay
L327[15:28:58] <vifino> the "at best" part is the important part.
L328[15:30:34] <Inari> Just set up a server that runs the data through a micro blackhole in the LHC to compress them and then send it to your PC
L329[15:30:41] <Forecaster> %say %p
L330[15:30:42] <MichiBot> %p
L331[15:30:49] <Forecaster> :P
L332[15:31:00] <Inari> Ping reply from MichiBot 8.75s
L333[15:31:37] <Forecaster> it's all backwards!
L334[15:34:39] <Inari> vifino: Write an email parser
L335[15:34:53] <vifino> what do you mean, email parser?
L336[15:35:00] <vifino> smtp? easy.
L337[15:35:02] <Inari> validatnig email addresses
L338[15:35:15] <vifino> that's like one regex, my dude.
L339[15:36:49] <Inari> Sure, sure
L340[15:40:03] <CompanionCube> vifino: isn't the regex insanely long though
L341[15:40:25] <vifino> depends on the question?
L342[15:40:33] <CompanionCube> validating emails
L343[15:40:46] <vifino> no, why should it?
L344[15:42:27] <CompanionCube> '(?:[a-z0-9!#$%&'*+/=?^_`{|}~-]+(?:\.[a-z0-9!#$%&'*+/=?^_`{|}~-]+)*|"(?:[\x01-\x08\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x1f\x21\x23-\x5b\x5d-\x7f]|\\[\x01-\x09\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x7f])*")@(?:(?:[a-z0-9](?:[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9])?\.)+[a-z0-9](?:[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9])?|\[(?:(?:25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?)\.){3}(?:25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?|[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9]:(?:[\x01-\x08\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x1f\x21-\x5a\x53-\x7f]|\\[\x01-\x09\x0b\
L345[15:42:27] <CompanionCube> x0c\x0e-\x7f])+)\])
L346[15:42:27] <CompanionCube>
L347[15:42:27] <CompanionCube> (?:[a-z0-9!#$%&'*+/=?^_`{|}~-]+(?:\.[a-z0-9!#$%&'*+/=?^_`{|}~-]+)*|"(?:[\x01-\x08\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x1f\x21\x23-\x5b\x5d-\x7f]|\\[\x01-\x09\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x7f])*")@(?:(?:[a-z0-9](?:[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9])?\.)+[a-z0-9](?:[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9])?|\[(?:(?:25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?)\.){3}(?:25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?|[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9]:(?:[\x01-\x08\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x1f\x21-\x5a\x53-\x7f]|\\[\x01-\x09\x0b\x
L348[15:42:27] <CompanionCube> 1
L349[15:42:28] <CompanionCube> 0c\x0e-\x7f])+)\])
L350[15:42:29] <CompanionCube> oops
L351[15:42:39] <CompanionCube> that isn't long?
L352[15:42:39] <Inari> ^ That one imo doesn't even work
L353[15:43:04] <Inari> Thouhg not sure
L354[15:43:09] <Inari> i don't think "abc@abc.de" is a valid mail at least
L355[15:44:09] <Inari> (the quotes included, that is)
L356[15:44:10] <vifino> perfectly valid.
L357[15:44:34] <Inari> Even with the quotes?
L358[15:44:34] <vifino> CompanionCube: what the heck is that?
L359[15:44:50] <Inari> I think "abc@abc.de"@abc.de would be valid though
L360[15:44:51] <CompanionCube> vifino: whatever regex i found first on google
L361[15:47:44] <vifino> rule no. 1 of regex: don't copy.
L362[15:48:21] <Inari> I mean, making that kinda regex yourself doesn't seem very fun
L363[15:48:56] <Kleadron> i think i need one of these for my computer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbcVaNqxyXg
L364[15:48:56] <MichiBot> 12CM 10,000 RPM CASE FAN TURBO | length: 1m 17s | Likes: 412 Dislikes: 112 Views: 231,455 | by Hugo LOO | Published On 31/8/2009
L365[15:49:08] <vifino> generic regexes are always a bad idea.
L366[15:49:37] <Temia> 10,000 RPM? Oh lordie
L367[15:53:49] <Inari> vifino: What else would you use?
L368[16:06:25] <vifino> dunno.
L369[16:06:29] <vifino> more regex.
L370[16:10:02] <Lizzy> k, think i've shuffled my postfix smtpd restriction lists around enough so that i shouldn't get spam from lazy spammers anymore
L371[16:10:30] <Lizzy> or anyone who hasn't set their stuff up properly (which if so, i don't want their mail anyway)
L372[16:27:04] <Lizzy> oops, just realised that i hadn't set up IPv6 rDNS for some of my mail servers (including my mail server)
L373[16:46:17] <Wuerfel_21> `more regex.` https://stackoverflow.com/a/1732454
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L375[18:18:30] <Izaya> vifino: piracy
L376[19:10:17] <vifino> of course you'd say that, Izaya.
L377[19:10:42] <Izaya> also games with dialup-grade networking
L378[19:11:28] <dequbed> Or you know ... single-player.
L379[19:12:41] <Izaya> this too
L380[19:13:07] <Izaya> iunno if you've gotten around to playing it but I know it's in your library, vifino, but Prey is excellent
L381[19:19:12] <AmandaC> vifino: re: earlier talk of validating emails: https://youtu.be/xxX81WmXjPg
L382[19:19:13] <MichiBot> So you think you can validate email addresses A journey down RFC5321 | length: 16m 26s | Likes: 170 Dislikes: 10 Views: 7,424 | by FOSDEM | Published On 10/2/2018
L383[19:23:51] <AmandaC> I believe that's what inari was referencing, as one of us linked it to the other awhile ago, tough I forget who played what role
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L385[19:50:26] <AmandaC> %choose ? or ?
L386[19:50:26] <MichiBot> AmandaC: You *could* do ?, I guess.
L387[19:50:33] <AmandaC> Lewd
L388[19:51:58] <Kleadron> explain
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L395[21:00:10] <Compu> so this exists https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtJUCS0kp4w
L396[21:00:10] <MichiBot> Take On Meme ~ Mine Diamonds [MineCraft Awesome Parodys] | length: 4m 4s | Likes: 89,078 Dislikes: 4,260 Views: 5,003,048 | by JasonParadise | Published On 21/10/2017
L397[21:02:34] <Brisingr Aerowing> I know of a C# library that correctly validates email addresses according to the RFC.
L398[21:03:33] <Brisingr Aerowing> https://github.com/jstedfast/EmailValidation
L399[21:03:47] <Brisingr Aerowing> It has a few ports as well.
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L402[22:51:18] <Compu> https://i.imgur.com/fxcbW6z.jpg
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