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L11[07:19:51] <Deddly> !mission
L12[07:19:52] <LunchBot> All the fuses keep blowing, so you start using increasingly large ones because they're the only spares you have left. It is every kerbal's final duty to enter the goo tanks.
L13[07:20:24] <Deddly> I'm not sure I like the implications of this...
L14[07:20:44] <Death> how do you think the fuses are made?
L15[07:21:25] <Althego> or rather the goo
L16[07:31:24] <Deddly> Conspiracy theory: THe fuses are deliberately designed to fail in order to tempt you to do this exact thing and hence increase the availability of goo.
L17[07:32:18] <Deddly> I am also moderately concerned that Death personally replied to that.
L18[10:54:11] <FLHerne> .outcome add You investigate why Kerbals *poof* into dust the moment they're killed, and reach some disturbing conclusions.
L19[10:54:11] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You investigate why Kerbals *poof* into dust the moment they're killed, and reach some disturbing conclusions.
L20[10:55:19] <Althego> death is a primitive concept. they are battling evil in another dimension
L21[11:01:41] <Deddly> Are you sure the dust isn't just the raw material that remains after the mystery goo is extracted via teleportation?
L22[11:06:50] <Althego> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN_KtrBHl2w HU
L23[11:06:50] <Althego> The Last Starfighter - Death is a Primitive Concept
L24[11:58:39] <FLHerne> .outcome add Death is a primitive concept. Your crew are now battling evil in another dimension.
L25[11:58:40] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Death is a primitive concept. Your crew are now battling evil in another dimension.
L26[12:14:19] <FLHerne> .outcome add And as the countdown ends, the rockets fly; their smoke trails fade across the sky, many miles away, and I can see them speeding to the dark...
L27[12:14:20] <LunchBot> Added outcome: And as the countdown ends, the rockets fly; their smoke trails fade across the sky, many miles away, and I can see them speeding to the dark...
L28[12:14:53] <FLHerne> bonus points for identifying the song :p
L29[12:22:49] <Mat2ch> I just wasted five minutes to find that song and I declare it fictional!
L30[12:32:21] <packbart> AI can fix that for you ;)
L31[12:33:02] <Mat2ch> It can invent a song, yes.
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L33[12:43:54] <FLHerne> Mat2ch: well, I changed the lyrics to KSPey like the other ones
L34[12:45:35] <packbart> Mat2ch: well, Gemini seems to have identified it as "Shop Vac" by Jonathan Coulton
L35[12:46:01] <FLHerne> apparently AI /does/ have a use
L36[12:46:14] <FLHerne> this surely justifies the multi-$tn investment
L37[12:46:59] <packbart> and it's free(*)!
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L42[12:48:25] <packbart> I'm just doing my part to bust the bubble
L43[12:51:43] <packbart> I wonder why I didn't find it searching for "many miles away" and "I can see them speeding"
L44[13:02:09] <Mat2ch> I hope you always say please and thank you
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L48[14:25:27] <Deddly> I have noticed that AI is more helpful when you say please. I guess it's trained on human responses and knows how humans would normally reply to a sassy individual
L49[14:27:15] <Althego> hehe, politeness helps
L50[14:27:57] <Althego> but dont saythank you, because it must reply to you and it processes that prompt, using computing power, thus electric power
L51[14:28:49] <Mat2ch> They have probably replaced this by a regexp match by now. Right? RIGHT?
L52[14:45:16] <Deddly> Hahaha
L53[15:01:07] <FLHerne> .outcome add You promise to take the criticisms of this very seriously, and to perform an internal review of the processes leading to it.
L54[15:01:08] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You promise to take the criticisms of this very seriously, and to perform an internal review of the processes leading to it.
L55[15:01:18] <FLHerne> .mission
L56[15:01:19] <LunchBot> You invent Kopilot for writing all of your kOS scripts. You are forced to deny something painfully specific.
L57[15:05:24] <Mat2ch> Who forced you?
L58[15:05:39] <FLHerne> Kopilot. You weren't polite enough to it.
L59[15:07:37] <Mat2ch> Sorry, I had no cards.
L60[15:11:35] <xxcoder> ;outcome add Your pilot got carded on way to craft, and police put handcuffs on and sent pilot into the police car. You pick random kerbal off street and mission was a success!
L61[15:11:35] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your pilot got carded on way to craft, and police put handcuffs on and sent pilot into the police car. You pick random kerbal off street and mission was a success!
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L63[15:14:44] <xxcoder> ;outcome add Everyone on kerbal puts on ape masks while mission is ongoing. Mission was finished and pilots was shocked to see everyone is apes. Trickery is a success!
L64[15:14:44] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Everyone on kerbal puts on ape masks while mission is ongoing. Mission was finished and pilots was shocked to see everyone is apes. Trickery is a success!
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L67[16:00:28] <raptop> !outcome of turtles
L68[16:00:28] <LunchBot> You dig so deep that you run out of turtles.
L69[16:00:29] <raptop> !outcome of turtles
L70[16:00:30] <LunchBot> You go so far down that you run out of turtles.
L71[16:03:51] <Deddly> Nice, we have two
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L74[19:44:46] <Deddly> !mission
L75[19:44:46] <LunchBot> You attempt to write a comprehensive and completely logical guide to understanding English grammar and punctuation. There is nothing you can say which is wholly adequate to this occasion.
L76[19:45:08] * Deddly ROTFL
L77[19:45:46] <Deddly> Also, I think I spotted a grammar mistake.
L78[19:46:31] <FLHerne> 'that' ?
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L81[19:54:02] <Death> <@Althego> death is a primitive concept. they are battling evil in another dimension
L82[19:54:07] <Death> death was battling a tummy ache :(
L83[19:55:31] <Deddly> FLHerne, Exactly, or a comma missing, depending on the desired meaning.
L84[19:56:04] <Deddly> 1) "There is nothing you can say that is wholly adequate to this occasion." or 2) There is nothing you can say, which is wholly adequate to this occasion.
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L86[19:56:38] <Deddly> I'n not sure 2) works in this case, but it was perfect in combination with that mission.
L87[19:57:09] <Deddly> I am sorry to hear about the deathly tummy ache
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L91[21:36:30] <Deddly> !mission
L92[21:36:30] <LunchBot> You mistakenly input minutes instead of seconds into the barbeque roll maneuver duration. You break the absolute speed record for artificial objects.
L93[21:36:43] <xxcoder> BOOM
L94[21:37:36] <Deddly> Sounds like a lot of neck pain
L95[21:39:28] <FLHerne> Deddly: tummy aches are a form of evil, so he's correct so long as you were in another dimension at the time
L96[21:39:54] <FLHerne> Deddly: agreed, either of those would be valid
L97[21:42:23] <Deddly> And on that note, I bid thee goodnight.
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L99[21:44:17] <FLHerne> oh, I meant Death
L100[21:45:20] <Death> Hm. I was asleep. That might count.
L101[21:50:28] <Mat2ch> dead asleep?
L102[21:50:50] <Mat2ch> !mission
L103[21:50:50] <LunchBot> You expose the conspiracy to promote a false planet known as "Dres". Everyone argues about whether your proofpics are photoshopped or real.
L104[21:51:16] <Mat2ch> That one... why does it fit so well?
L105[21:53:12] <FLHerne> wait, you exposed the False Dres Conspiracy by publishing real pictures of Dres instead?
L106[21:59:52] <Mat2ch> Exactly. And they were taken on the surface for Dres!
L107[22:04:39] <Mat2ch> *of Dres
L108[22:04:48] <Mat2ch> dang. It's late here and I should go to bed.
L109[22:04:52] <Mat2ch> I really really should
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