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L6[01:02:19] <Deddly> !mission

L7[01:02:19] <LunchBot> Bill undergoes a freakish, Cronenbergian metamorphosis. You end up on an escape trajectory out of the sun.

L8[01:03:12] <Deddly> Intermediate steps

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L42[05:35:44] <Deddly> !mission

L43[05:35:44] <LunchBot> You harpoon a rubber ducky. You call it...the Woodpecker. No, not like that. You need, sort of, more of a pause for effect.

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L46[06:11:22] <Judge_Deddly> !mission

L47[06:11:22] <LunchBot> You charge your friendship drive. You accidentally unleash kOS-powered self-replicators on Kerbin.

L48[06:11:34] <Judge_Deddly> It'll be fine

L49[06:11:46] <Judge_Deddly> We're all friends

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L53[06:56:22] <Benjamin> .mission

L54[06:56:22] <LunchBot> You attempt to match your target orbit. The rocket is in flames and you've lost your hat.

L55[06:56:40] <Benjamin> Indeed

L56[06:58:54] <packbart> as long as the contract completed...

L57[07:00:45] <Benjamin> Dang skippy! Gotta keep my eye on the ball.

L58[07:10:20] <Judge_Deddly> !8ball does Benjamin need to keep an eye on the 8ball?

L59[07:10:20] <LunchBot> Depends which "leaked info" you choose to believe.

L60[07:10:46] <Benjamin> I don't trust that 8-Ball.

L61[07:11:13] <Benjamin> .8ball Do I need MOAR Boosters?

L62[07:11:13] <LunchBot> Yes.

L63[07:11:29] <Benjamin> Ah. Perhaps I judged you too harshly.

L64[07:49:53] <FLHerne> .outcome add Your mission ends just as planned with an anticlimactic lack of drama. Everyone goes home.

L65[07:49:53] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your mission ends just as planned with an anticlimactic lack of drama. Everyone goes home.

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L68[09:12:08] <Mat2ch> FLHerne: No drama, everything fine? Are you not feeling entertained?

L70[09:25:07] <Benjamin> .mission

L71[09:25:07] <LunchBot> You cite Project Rho as your only source for your research paper about rocket propulsion. You successfully create artificial gravity! The bad news is you are in a flat spin.

L72[09:25:24] <Benjamin> Shades of Top Gun.

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L77[10:12:51] <xxcoder> in least it wasnt sphere spin

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L83[13:45:16] <Judge_Deddly> !mission

L84[13:45:16] <LunchBot> You employ kerbals to steal MechJeb's job. If you're going to put all your eggs in one basket, you might as well use an exploding basket.

L85[13:45:37] <Judge_Deddly> Wise words

L87[14:41:53] <FLHerne> .outcome add It goes really well so you get the afternoon off.

L88[14:41:53] <LunchBot> Added outcome: It goes really well so you get the afternoon off.

L89[14:47:08] <Mat2ch> But will you get a good night sleep?

L90[14:50:49] <FLHerne> !8ball

L91[14:50:49] <LunchBot> Very doubtful.

L92[14:51:02] <FLHerne> right

L93[14:52:16] <Mat2ch> I'm sorry in advance.

L94[14:53:23] <darsie> https://pad.riseup.net/p/space Starship flight 10 URLs

L98[16:08:51] <xxcoder> ;outcome add Your reactors stop reacting and your ship loses power.

L99[16:08:51] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your reactors stop reacting and your ship loses power.

L100[16:49:12] <FLHerne> .outcome add You live and learn, and then die and forget it all.

L101[16:49:12] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You live and learn, and then die and forget it all.

L103[17:21:12] <Judge_Deddly> Why was Starship scrubbed?

L105[17:29:01] <Judge_Deddly> !mission

L106[17:29:01] <LunchBot> You wonder why even simple metal components explode on impact, and quietly start investigating. Your foolhardy experiment forces Planck-scale elementary particles to collapse into the lowest energy state possible; instantly ending the universe. Woopsy daisy.

L107[17:29:49] <Judge_Deddly> It was a good thing I kept my investigation quiet, then. Can't be traced back to me

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