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L7[01:44:36] <Judge_Dedd> !mission
L8[01:44:36] <LunchBot> Bob trips the main
circuit breaker while running both capsule's rotisseries
simultaneously, violating established mealtime procedures. Your
punctuation pops your weather balloon.
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L11[02:01:35] <Deddly> I...
Hmm.,;:"
L12[02:02:16] <Deddly> I am a little
disturbed that I have two manned capsules on a weather
balloon.
L13[02:02:45] <Deddly> ...since they are
designed to float up high and then pop
L14[02:04:42] <Mat2ch> the capsulse pop?
That sounds abd.
L15[02:04:44] <Mat2ch> *bad
L16[02:04:46] <Mat2ch> :D
L17[02:23:47] <Deddly> That sounds like a
fascinating idea and we must test this immediately
L18[02:32:02] <FLHerne> Deddly: it's
fine if they have parachutes
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L22[03:22:08] <Judge_Dedd> !mission add To
save resources on recovery, you design a capsule that pops at high
altitude like a weather balloon. What? The crew usually brings
parachutes - they'll be fine.
L23[03:22:08] <LunchBot> Added mission: To
save resources on recovery, you design a capsule that pops at high
altitude like a weather balloon. What? The crew usually brings
parachutes - they'll be fine.
L24[03:24:34] <Judge_Dedd> !outcome add You
are forced by the crew to test it personally before any of them
will be willing to be a part of your ridiculous ideas. Bye.
L25[03:24:34] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You
are forced by the crew to test it personally before any of them
will be willing to be a part of your ridiculous ideas. Bye.
L26[03:26:42] <Mat2ch> !mission
L27[03:26:43] <LunchBot> You ignore the
exponential nature of the rocket equation. Instead of evacuating
the spacecraft the crew evacuates the spacecraft.
L28[03:27:02] <Mat2ch> That sounds like a
reasonable thing to do
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L30[03:44:08] <Judge_Dedd> Hehe
L31[03:44:29] <Judge_Dedd> !mission
L32[03:44:29] <LunchBot> All the fuses keep
blowing, so you start using increasingly large ones because
they're the only spares you have left. Wolfram Alpha
couldn't display the answer.
L33[03:44:50] <Judge_Dedd> The fuses were
THAT BIG
L34[03:55:45] <FLHerne> hm, I really must
buy some more fuses
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L36[03:58:18] <Benjamin> .mission
L37[03:58:18] <LunchBot> All your maneuver
alarms go off at the same time. Choose wisely. In a strange twist
of probability, people no longer die, regardless of the absurdity
of their situation.
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L40[04:26:22] <packbart> closed kerbal-like
loop
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L45[04:37:00] <darsie> 1337
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L48[04:54:07] <FLHerne> It would be quite
strange for Jeb to be smeared into a thin paste and yet
ontologically alive
L49[04:55:22] <FLHerne> smeared paste has
no perception, freedom of action, biological processes or
identifiability as a single object
L50[04:55:37] <Mat2ch> Well, it would back
the theory that Kerbals are some kind of algae
L51[04:55:45] <FLHerne> so I'm not
sure what it would mean for him to be alive
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L58[06:20:12] <FLHerne> .mission add You
run out of fuel and are forced to land on a haunted asteroid.
L59[06:20:12] <LunchBot> Added mission: You
run out of fuel and are forced to land on a haunted asteroid.
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L66[06:49:21] <Benjamin> Anyone use the
Karbonite mod? Can you mine Karborundum from Asteroids?
L67[06:50:02] <packbart> if not you can
patch it in
L68[06:50:36] <Benjamin> SHould ahve
thought to look at the CFG for that.
L69[06:51:19] <Benjamin> Been a long time
since I captured an asteroid. Gonna make this pet rock worth the
headache!
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L73[07:44:20] <FLHerne> .outcome add You
die unexpectedly of bone marrow cancer.
L74[07:44:20] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You
die unexpectedly of bone marrow cancer.
L75[07:46:26] <Mat2ch> bleak
L76[07:55:40] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You
create a cancer virus.
L77[07:55:40] <LunchBot> Added mission: You
create a cancer virus.
L78[07:56:12] <KrazyKrl> yes, some unhinged
scientist actually was going to create a cancer virus. he was
stopped.
L79[08:01:59] <Azander> !mission
L80[08:02:00] <LunchBot> Jeb meets the
donation incentive, and unlocks "All Boosters". Jool
tosses you out into interstellar space, with a passive-aggressive
note telling you not to come back.
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L83[08:23:11] <Benjamin> .mission
L84[08:23:11] <LunchBot> You fail to find
the cactus. You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
L85[08:23:35] <Benjamin> Story of my
life!
L86[08:37:27] <Azander> !mission
L87[08:37:27] <LunchBot> You install Deadly
Reentry. Fortunately, only a small number of gray-suits were
lost.
L88[08:37:54] <Azander> So much for getting
rid of the politicians then :(
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L91[08:44:19] <Benjamin> Like
cockroaches.
L92[08:44:33] *
Mat2ch puts cockroaches in Benjamins bed
L93[08:45:04] <Mat2ch> !nela
L95[08:46:00] <Mat2ch> Starship early
morning on Monday it seems. I hate it. Will not watch
L96[08:46:31] <Benjamin> Shoot. Was hoping
for tomorrow.
L97[08:48:46] <Mat2ch> 23:30 UTC
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L105[10:15:42] <xxcoder> "You are
tasked with reversing entropy and given a £400 annual budget for
the purpose. "Forty-two seconds!", you cry, and there is
much rejoicing."
L106[10:15:44] <xxcoder> lol
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L111[12:10:18] <Deddly> !mission
L112[12:10:18] <LunchBot> Instead of
planning an elliptical orbit, you plan an ellipsis... Given the
option of dying in the game or in real life, the choice is
obvious.
L113[13:33:56] <Deddly> !nextlunch
L114[13:33:56] <LunchBot> Suovas
L115[13:34:08] <Deddly> I LOVE
SUOVAS
L116[13:40:45] <FLHerne> .mission add You
love suovas.
L117[13:40:45] <LunchBot> Added mission:
You love suovas.
L118[13:41:04] <FLHerne> I feel like some
of the outcomes of this would be funny
L119[13:41:34] <FLHerne> > You love
suovas. [Intermediate steps] Literally everything explodes.
L120[13:41:49] <FLHerne> literally the
first random outcome
L121[13:42:38] <FLHerne> You love suovas.
The global economy collapses for totally unrelated reasons.
L122[13:43:07] <Deddly> LOL
L123[13:43:51] <FLHerne> You love suovas.
It is immeasurably thick! (about 6 centimeters)
L124[13:43:57] <FLHerne> that might be
thicker than ideal
L125[13:44:02] <FLHerne> it won't
cure properly
L126[13:44:37] <Deddly> Yeah that's a
chunk of Suovas steak
L127[13:45:23] <xxcoder> ;mission
mainsail.
L128[13:45:23] <LunchBot> You attempt to
brew some coffee over the exhaust of a mainsail.
L129[13:45:29] <xxcoder> 🤔
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L131[14:05:53] <Judge_Dedd> That could
work
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L135[14:48:48] <Benjamin> .mission
L136[14:48:49] <LunchBot> Eight days! You
have EIGHT DAYS to save Jeb! It's a very successful
failure.
L137[14:48:59] <Benjamin> Easy
peasy.
L138[14:49:16] <Benjamin> Laythe
isn't that far away.
L139[14:49:17] <xxcoder> welps, time to
bring another jeb out of vats.
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L146[18:43:30] <xxcoder> "You install
non-lethal space lasers to fight off an attack from the cat nation.
You're not sure whether this is a mission or an
outcome."
L147[18:43:31] <xxcoder> lol
L148[19:04:41] <xxcoder> I wonder if that
predated ksa
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