L1[00:32:05] <FLHerne> cf. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u61F_qvdid0

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L5[02:43:38] <xxcoder> "You run out of blackmail material and are fired from KSC. THE SPIDER INFESTATION PROBLEM IS MOSTLY RESOLVED "

L6[02:43:50] <xxcoder> sure sounds like I was major source of spider

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L18[08:00:51] <Judge_Dedd> !mission

L19[08:00:51] <LunchBot> You put a bunch of theremins next to each other and turn them all on, creating Kerbin's first dark matter detector. SHODAN is disturbed by your evil.

L20[08:10:25] <Judge_Dedd> !mission Mun

L21[08:10:25] <LunchBot> You shoot the Mun with a laser.

L22[08:10:42] <Judge_Dedd> !mission fixup s/Mun/Mün/

L23[08:10:42] <LunchBot> New text is: You shoot the Mün with a laser.

L28[09:11:56] <darsie> I created #KittenSpaceAgency in libera.chat IRC.

L29[09:17:20] <sandbox> so I see

L30[09:21:14] <Althego> but i dont play it yet

L33[09:22:26] <darsie> It's not released, so I guess you're not a KSA dev :).

L41[09:40:24] <Althego> i bought ksp at 0.24

L42[09:40:30] <Althego> it was not released

L43[09:40:46] <Althego> yet it was available

L44[09:44:13] <darsie> My flatmate bought KSP with bitcoins.

L45[09:44:29] <darsie> I told them years later and they didn't believe it.

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L60[13:07:17] <Azander> !mission

L61[13:07:17] <LunchBot> You hear it's important to do unto otters as you would have otters do unto you. Jool tosses you out into interstellar space with a passive-aggressive note telling you not to come back.

L63[13:41:33] <packbart> how otterly rude

L64[13:42:56] <Deddly> No puns in space

L68[14:32:32] <Azander> !mission

L69[14:32:32] <LunchBot> You dismantle a Kerbal to see how it works. You are zapped by PrefixCactus.

L70[14:47:04] <Mat2ch> That was deserved.

L71[14:54:30] <Azander> yep

L72[14:54:32] <Azander> !mission

L73[14:54:32] <LunchBot> After careful analysis of the planets' orbits, you find no evidence of an undiscovered Planet X in the Kerbol system. You get bored and go for lunch instead.

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L82[16:54:01] <Deddly> !mission Mun

L83[16:54:01] <LunchBot> You add a moat to the Munar gateway.

L84[16:54:19] <Deddly> !fixup s/Munar/Münar/

L85[16:54:38] <Deddly> !mission fixup s/Munar/Münar/

L86[16:54:39] <LunchBot> New text is: You add a moat to the Münar gateway.

L87[16:54:46] <Deddly> !mission

L88[16:54:46] <LunchBot> Dman979 keeps requesting new missions. Your orbit follows a Donut curve.

L89[16:57:01] <Mat2ch> Deddly: are you on a mission to ü the Mun?

L90[16:58:42] <xxcoder> ü looks happy

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L100[18:00:08] <Judge_Dedd> Mat2ch, I am

L101[18:00:51] <Judge_Dedd> !mission

L102[18:00:51] <LunchBot> You decouple the Engines because their marriage certificate was revoked (you monster.) You run out of kerbals because your cloning machine fai-*cough* Er, I mean because there are no more applicants.

L109[18:52:47] <Deddly> !mission Mun

L110[18:52:47] <LunchBot> You are sent on a mission to deliver Gilly to Mun orbit.

L111[18:53:16] <Deddly> !mission fixup s/Mun/Mün/

L112[18:53:16] <LunchBot> New text is: You are sent on a mission to deliver Gilly to Mün orbit.

L113[18:53:24] <Deddly> !mission

L114[18:53:24] <LunchBot> In FLOOYD Dynamics' new process, kerbals are perfused with resin to replace all fluids. This results in much-improved dimensional stability in extremes of temperature, pressure and humidity along with greater mechanical strength, abrasion resistance, and resistance to fungal and insect attack. The PDF of your mision report is bigger than the nation of Germany.

L116[19:16:10] <Torgo> ;outcome add Your umlaut container explodes, emitting a deadly ionizing burst of umlautzeichen.

L117[19:16:10] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your umlaut container explodes, emitting a deadly ionizing burst of umlautzeichen.

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L120[19:56:58] <Deddly> Uh oh

L121[20:05:55] <Deddly> !mission

L122[20:05:55] <LunchBot> Your dentist screws you over and you are set to lose all of your teeth by 25. You become an entry in Derek Lowe's blog.

L125[21:04:50] <Mat2ch> well, yeah, for such a screw-up he might write something

L126[21:05:00] <Mat2ch> also teeth can now be regrown.

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L135[22:42:46] <umbralraptop> Admittedly that PDF outcome was inspired by a silly comment on their maximum size

L137[23:31:16] <Azander> !mission

L138[23:31:16] <LunchBot> You attempt to damage boost off of the Kraken. Your kerbals are blasted to bits all over the landscape. You find this is their preferred method of reproduction.

L139[23:31:38] <Azander> oooookay

L140[23:34:30] <xxcoder> some plants can breed like that. every part of it, if took off plant and just throw in soil, will grow into new plant

L141[23:45:33] <xxcoder> ;mission add You decide to go get tattoo of what you love the most: boosters.

L142[23:45:33] <LunchBot> Added mission: You decide to go get tattoo of what you love the most: boosters.