OCLogs: 2025-07-03.log

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L4[02:51:27] <xxcoder> " You upload Jeb's mind into some kind of mechanical otter. Jeb is court - martialed for setting fire to the capsule on re - entry. "

L5[02:51:28] <xxcoder> lol

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L16[06:45:31] <FLHerne> .outcome add The comedic timing of your death is spot on.

L17[06:45:31] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The comedic timing of your death is spot on.

L18[07:17:54] <Althego> .outcome add You hire Murderbot to protect you from the angry mob.

L19[07:17:54] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You hire Murderbot to protect you from the angry mob.

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L21[08:25:52] <Deddly> !mission

L22[08:25:52] <LunchBot> You explain regexp to the newly hired engineer. Conspiracy theorists find proof that your Mun landing was fake and actually took place on Moho

L23[08:34:57] <packbart> M.*

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L34[11:37:00] <darsie> 1337

L35[11:46:18] <Mat2ch> !mission

L36[11:46:18] <LunchBot> Your Mun mission discovers that poltergeists are endothermic. You are strangled by your own robotic arm-tentacle.

L37[11:46:36] <Mat2ch> Great, probably operated by a ghost.

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L40[12:37:35] <sandbox> so tis

L41[13:44:58] <packbart> so.... we can use ghosts instead of external radiators?

L42[13:45:58] <Althego> according to stories it often gets cold around ghosts

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L44[13:48:26] <packbart> you see ghosts, I see a heatsink

L45[13:49:45] <packbart> so... do ghosts "destroy" entropy?

L46[13:50:07] <packbart> or does it get put back when they scramble their victims

L47[13:50:16] <Mat2ch> ghosts have to be from another dimension, so they just pump the heat there.

L48[13:50:49] <packbart> ooh, there are federal funding programs for heatpumps. win-win-win

L49[13:54:41] <packbart> A Spiritual Stirling Engine

L50[13:55:05] <Althego> lol

L51[13:55:34] <Althego> in later iterations of doom they use argon energy from hell for power production

L52[13:56:00] <Mat2ch> the good thing universes are so big is: If we overfill another universe with too much heat, it might spill back into ours.

L53[13:56:38] <packbart> or someone might take offense

L54[13:56:57] <packbart> I finally finished The Expanse (almost, 9.5 is left)

L55[14:00:05] <Althego> also it turned out in expanse the alien tech was using energy from an other universe and they were pissed off because of that, killing the gate builder aliens

L56[14:04:38] <packbart> dang that Holden and his "You're all individuals!" shtick

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L60[14:10:45] <Judge_Dedd> !mission fixup s/Mun/Mün/

L61[14:10:45] <LunchBot> New text is: Your Mün mission discovers that poltergeists are endothermic.

L62[14:13:47] <Mat2ch> Althego: But only if you used too much

L63[14:18:51] <packbart> Human could have had a bright future

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L67[14:56:37] <Deddly> !mission

L68[14:56:37] <LunchBot> LunchBot becomes infuriated as it repeatedly fails to receive a closing delimiter. Kerbals everywhere celebrate their increased life span.

L69[14:57:09] <Deddly> Infuriating robots extends Kerbal longevity?

L70[15:00:49] <Deddly> !mission Mun

L71[15:00:49] <LunchBot> Natural selection seems to work, so you build a swarm of giant Mun rovers and leave them to prey on each other.

L72[15:01:06] <Deddly> !mission fixup s/Mun/Mün/

L73[15:01:06] <LunchBot> New text is: Natural selection seems to work, so you build a swarm of giant Mün rovers and leave them to prey on each other.

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L75[15:06:45] <FLHerne> packbart: the books?

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L82[15:56:49] <packbart> FLHerne: well, the audio books. I like listening to books, eyes are oversubscribed for tasks already :)

L83[15:57:39] <packbart> there's a short story left after #9

L84[16:27:03] <xxcoder> "You wait weeks for that one mod to update. Oh, come on, nobody would do that. "

L85[16:27:04] <xxcoder> lol

L86[16:29:31] <Althego> i guess you have to take over the development

L87[16:34:53] <FLHerne> .outcome add This all sounds like a great idea with no chance of catastrophic failure.

L88[16:34:53] <LunchBot> Added outcome: This all sounds like a great idea with no chance of catastrophic failure.

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L91[16:41:15] <FLHerne> .outcome add This triggers a geometry loading glitch that turns all orientable surfaces inside-out.

L92[16:41:15] <LunchBot> Added outcome: This triggers a geometry loading glitch that turns all orientable surfaces inside-out.

L93[16:43:31] <xxcoder> ;outcome add Your craft glitches out of ksp and crashes at your home, barely missing you.

L94[16:43:31] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your craft glitches out of ksp and crashes at your home, barely missing you.

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L108[18:40:27] <FLHerne> .outcome add You predict exactly what happens next. It isn't hard.

L109[18:40:27] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You predict exactly what happens next. It isn't hard.

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L116[19:26:21] <Judge_Dedd> !outcome add Just at that moment, your rash childhood wish is fulfilled and you are transformed into a kerbal on board this mission. The screams are so loud they actually can be heard in space.

L117[19:26:21] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Just at that moment, your rash childhood wish is fulfilled and you are transformed into a kerbal on board this mission. The screams are so loud they actually can be heard in space.

L118[19:30:07] <umbralraptop> F

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L120[19:42:14] <Judge_Dedd> !mission

L121[19:42:14] <LunchBot> You offer up a bell pepper to the gods of nothing. An OSHA inspector sees this, twitches a little and then explodes.

L122[19:42:53] <Judge_Dedd> Bell peppers are dangerous, man.

L123[19:45:19] <Althego> lol

L124[19:45:57] <xxcoder> little bit too spicy for osha approval.

L125[19:46:11] <umbralraptop> Technically this involved someone in another channel inflating a bell pepper for no reason. But I like your explanation

L126[19:46:41] <xxcoder> ;mission add You decide to use very spicy sauce as rocket fuel for this mission.

L127[19:46:41] <LunchBot> Added mission: You decide to use very spicy sauce as rocket fuel for this mission.

L128[19:47:55] <umbralraptop> !outcome add The rubber duck expresses its disapproval and vetoes this course of action.

L129[19:47:56] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The rubber duck expresses its disapproval and vetoes this course of action.

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L131[19:56:49] <xxcoder> uhh

L132[19:56:51] <xxcoder> "You use rolling coal to move your Eveil base. Space is dark, and space is deep, and the price you've paid is far too steep. "

L133[19:58:22] <xxcoder> whats funny is that it showed right after I was making bit dark joke about losing ev benefits and "coal powered car" and "literally rolling coal"

L134[19:59:10] <Mat2ch> well, you should've thought about something more evil, when integrating a diesel engine.

L135[20:01:12] <xxcoder> end to ev benefits is all too real sadly for usa

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L137[20:10:51] <Judge_Dedd> !mission

L138[20:10:51] <LunchBot> You can't decide what to do, so you don't. On the bright side, a corpse cannot be punished.

L139[20:11:10] <Judge_Dedd> Doing literally nothing is literally fatal

L140[20:11:12] <Althego> i guess didnt do breathing

L141[20:11:21] <umbralraptop> If you're dead, you're doing literally nothing

L142[20:11:33] <Judge_Dedd> Not true.

L143[20:11:46] <Judge_Dedd> Dead people decompose. That's something

L144[20:12:02] <Althego> done by bacteria

L145[20:19:58] <darsie> If you don't do anything, then you also don't consume blood oxygen etc.

L146[20:20:56] <xxcoder> its bit ironic that what we call dead, is literally full of life growing

L147[20:21:01] <Althego> you stop concentrating on your quarks and your atoms explode :9

L148[20:21:14] <xxcoder> corpse being rotted and eaten by germs etc

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L152[20:25:06] <packbart> !outcome add The crew is technically not dead so much as they are full of life.

L153[20:25:07] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The crew is technically not dead so much as they are full of life.

L154[20:26:02] <packbart> !outcome add You re-classify the crew as agricultural substrate and move on to the un-manned experiments.

L155[20:26:02] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You re-classify the crew as agricultural substrate and move on to the un-manned experiments.

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L157[20:28:58] <umbralraptop> ...that definition of the crew not being dead feels like Nurgle was involved or something

L158[20:30:19] <umbralraptop> !8ball Is a word salad a technical report that's high in fiber?

L159[20:30:19] <LunchBot> Not yet

L160[20:30:55] <packbart> needs punctuation, too

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L171[23:28:52] <FLHerne> .outcome add jebediah kerman, age 45, gave himself up to the authorities after the incident. he is now serving a life sentence.

L172[23:28:52] <LunchBot> Added outcome: jebediah kerman, age 45, gave himself up to the authorities after the incident. he is now serving a life sentence.

L173[23:36:12] <packbart> "I'm green trash and I'm in trouble"