L2[00:12:35] <Az> hehehe

L3[00:12:37] <Az> !mission

L4[00:12:37] <LunchBot> You invent a time machine powered by consuming alternate universes that "probably don't want to exist so much." The craft's complication is increased to a most unnecessary extent by its designers having introduced in it various peculiar details of their own invention.

L5[00:22:27] <xxcoder> lol

L6[00:23:49] <Az> Sounds like NASA to me.

L7[00:30:59] <xxcoder> You want to break free. You reject their reality, and substitute your own.

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L19[08:22:41] <FLHerne> .outcome add Flames ripple across your spacesuit, shrouding you in enigmatic smoke. It's a bold fashion choice!

L20[08:22:41] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Flames ripple across your spacesuit, shrouding you in enigmatic smoke. It's a bold fashion choice!

L21[08:25:03] <FLHerne> .outcome add A duck starts nibbling on your craft.

L22[08:25:04] <LunchBot> Added outcome: A duck starts nibbling on your craft.

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L39[16:53:50] <xxcoder> "Thanks to magic heuristics, your flight computer decides now is the time to transmit data for 2,117 experiments over an incredibly slow link. So much blood :( "

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L42[18:28:00] <Deddly> !mission

L43[18:28:00] <LunchBot> You shift into reverse and break the light speed record. While ordering supplies for the Dark Matter research side-job, due to confusion, you get bunch of different dark chocolate types boxes.

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L49[19:18:08] <Deddly> !mission

L50[19:18:08] <LunchBot> You create the Torment Nexus. The only part of the ship that doesn't explode is the FTS.

L51[19:18:29] <Althego> lol

L52[19:19:26] <Deddly> Oops

L53[19:20:46] <Althego> .outcome add Your rotating detonation engine detonates while rotating.

L54[19:20:46] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your rotating detonation engine detonates while rotating.

L55[19:24:58] <Deddly> Unfortunate

L56[19:26:38] <Deddly> !outcome add You are sentenced to three visits to the Total Perspective Vortex in order to take you down a peg or two. You consider your time far too important for such things and send your assistant in your place.

L57[19:26:38] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You are sentenced to three visits to the Total Perspective Vortex in order to take you down a peg or two. You consider your time far too important for such things and send your assistant in your place.

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L62[20:12:13] <Deddly> !mission

L63[20:12:13] <LunchBot> Inspired by classic sci-fi, you create the Torment Nexus. You spend all that remains of your budget on cleaning up the mess you made.

L64[20:12:27] <Deddly> Whoah, again?

L71[22:33:56] <raptop> In retrospect the Torment Nexus was a bad idea

L72[22:47:08] <xxcoder> indeed

L73[22:47:20] <xxcoder> anything with word torment

L74[22:47:29] <xxcoder> you probably wanna nix it

L75[22:49:10] <xxcoder> ;mission

L76[22:49:10] <LunchBot> It's 106 miles to the ice shelf. You've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of big snacks, it's dark, and you're wearing sunglasses. You hit it. sandbox explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly sand grains.

L77[22:56:08] <xxcoder> dangerous

L78[22:56:53] <xxcoder> pictured ending space age by bringing up a ton of sand, and spinning it to orbit all over earth

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L81[23:27:13] <raptop> At least sand has a really low ballistic coefficient

L83[23:30:40] <xxcoder> sandblasted solar panels probably dont work

L84[23:31:01] <xxcoder> honestly it would barely increase space hazard