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L5[02:38:29] <xxcoder> "You install the Physics Changer mod and hit "randomize all". A biker gang steals your lunch. "
L6[02:38:33] <xxcoder> well thats random
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L10[06:07:35] <xxcoder> "You mutter something about "chargin mah lazer" and stand with an open mouth. The day is named a national holiday in your honour. "
L11[06:07:44] <xxcoder> "the lazer charge day!"
L12[06:08:16] <Althego> hehe
L13[06:08:28] <Althego> shouldnt that be imma firing mah lazer
L14[06:08:38] <xxcoder> lol
L15[06:09:03] <Althego> Shoop da Whoop, also known as I'M A' FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!
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L20[08:09:28] <FLHerne> .outcome add You seem to have thought of everything. Or at least you have an answer ready for anything, which isn't always the same thing.
L21[08:09:28] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You seem to have thought of everything. Or at least you have an answer ready for anything, which isn't always the same thing.
L22[08:10:16] <Althego> i dont know is an answer :)
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L25[08:14:33] <Deddly> !mission
L26[08:14:33] <LunchBot> You build a submarine out of cardboard and scrap you found behind the VAB. The Soyuz undocks early, and a commenter loses his mind.
L27[08:18:42] <Mat2ch> Needs some intermediate steps
L28[08:21:14] <Deddly> Obviously, the cosmonauts think my submarine is so cool they want to come and check it out, and the commenter is losing his mind over how awesome my cardboard submarine is
L29[08:22:05] <Mat2ch> Is that an xbox controller?
L30[08:22:48] <Deddly> Don't worry, the glass window is rated to 1000 metres
L31[08:38:53] <Deddly> We're only going down less than 4000
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L36[11:37:36] <darsie> 1337
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L38[11:54:52] <Mat2ch> !mission
L39[11:54:52] <LunchBot> Someone new asks the IRC about vague field. Your orbit follows a Dho-Nha curve.
L40[11:55:07] <Mat2ch> Intermediate steps...
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L47[16:52:34] <FLHerne> .outcome add You celebrate your birthday in hospital by being just about not dead.
L48[16:52:34] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You celebrate your birthday in hospital by being just about not dead.
L49[16:57:25] <Althego> .mission add To avoid connectivity problems you send your probe to Eeloo with a fiber optic cable.
L50[16:57:25] <LunchBot> Added mission: To avoid connectivity problems you send your probe to Eeloo with a fiber optic cable.
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L52[17:35:41] <Mat2ch> FLHerne: Happy Birthday?
L53[17:36:06] <FLHerne> not me
L54[17:36:53] <Mat2ch> hm
L55[17:37:01] <Mat2ch> how's your mate doing? Still in koma?
L56[17:37:07] <Mat2ch> *coma
L57[17:37:29] <Althego> tip tip 30 seconds
L58[17:37:42] <Althego> (falcon 9)
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L61[19:04:57] <raptop> !mission
L62[19:04:57] <LunchBot> You activate Windows. Your launch is cancelled due to political infighting.
L63[19:05:19] <raptop> Who knew that the process of activating Windows was so fraught?
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L67[19:47:30] <xxcoder> https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1281055965508141105/1378097480868302928/plugin-a1cd04.png?ex=683b5ccb&is=683a0b4b&hm=3385b0c0452642d82c300005d83f5ef47985da596a3056cd15290f09391ad0f8&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=873&height=524
L68[19:47:31] <xxcoder> lol
L69[19:49:45] <Althego> what else did you expect
L70[19:49:51] <Althego> the logical conclusion
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L72[19:50:18] <Althego> how is it possible that the two halves match so often
L73[19:51:51] <xxcoder> no idea!
L74[19:53:01] <xxcoder> echo `shuf -n 1 missions.txt` `shuf -n 1 outcomes.txt` > mo.txt
L75[19:53:08] <xxcoder> thats the code that selects
L76[19:53:13] <xxcoder> nothing complex or logic
L77[19:55:28] <raptop> It means that we have a good set of mission/outcomes that they work out like that!
L78[19:57:17] <Althego> but there are hundreds of non doom outcomes and it happened to be that one
L79[19:58:42] <raptop> Any half-life outcome would have also worked. Probably Quake, also
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L100[23:26:51] <Az> !mission
L101[23:26:51] <LunchBot> Jeb is awarded the Viktoria Cross for extreme bravery. You thought he'd just gone out to buy snacks on his lunch break. Many people are typing.
L102[23:39:07] <xxcoder> LOL
L103[23:39:32] <xxcoder> thats hella funny mission/outcome
L104[23:40:14] <xxcoder> just got this fairly nonsense one. "You do something that you've done before. His name was Robert Paulson. "
L105[23:40:35] <xxcoder> what have I done with robert?
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