L5[00:36:31] <esquilton> https://justpaste.it/Naruto_Makes_Love_Samuel_Garcia

L6[00:36:38] <esquilton> Naruto Has Ninja Sex with Nuevo Leon Governor Samuel Garcia

L7[00:36:38] <esquilton> Naruto Uzumaki visits Monterrey and meets Governor Samuel Garcia and starts a romantic escapade with him.

L10[00:36:46] <esquilton> Chapter 1: The Seedy Bar

L11[00:36:46] <esquilton>

L12[00:36:46] <esquilton> Naruto was feeling restless as he wandered through the streets of Monterrey, Mexico. As he walked, he stumbled upon a seedy bar called "El Coño Rojo," which loosely translates to "The Red Pussy." Naruto was intrigued and decided to check it out.

L13[00:37:05] <esquilton> nside the bar, the atmosphere was thick with the scent of stale beer and cigarette smoke. The walls were adorned with tattered posters of local bullfighting events and scantily clad women. Naruto sat at the bar and ordered a beer from the busty bartender, who seemed to be the only female in the bar.

L47[09:42:15] <FLHerne> Deddly: you're supposed to cook the potatoes before eating them, see

L49[10:31:23] <Deddly> Ah right

L50[10:31:31] <Deddly> !nextlunch

L51[10:31:32] <LunchBot> Tory Bruno's hat.

L52[10:31:53] <Deddly> Is it served with potatoes?

L53[10:31:59] <Mat2ch> !mission

L54[10:31:59] <LunchBot> You outsource the assembly of your rockets to the General Products Corporation. Supernovy explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly radiation.

L55[10:32:21] <Mat2ch> Supernovy not here, Supernovy not explode.

L56[10:32:35] <Mat2ch> that was too good english. Let me retry.

L57[10:32:39] <Mat2ch> Supernovy no here, Supernovy no explode.

L59[11:39:02] <sandbox> !mission

L60[11:39:02] <LunchBot> Your air-to-air heat exchanger starts leaking. Surprisingly, no one died and there is even a beautiful rainbow over KSC.

L62[12:29:59] <Azander> !mission

L63[12:29:59] <LunchBot> You take a screenshot like a BOSS. A biker gang steals your lunch.

L64[12:38:19] <packbart> Best Damn Screen Shots Ever.

L82[16:28:01] <FLHerne> !8ball potatoes with hat?

L83[16:28:01] <LunchBot> Нет.

L84[16:31:49] <Mat2ch> !mission

L85[16:31:49] <LunchBot> Let's do the time warp again. After observing your actions, an alien first contact team changes its mind.

L86[16:32:07] <Mat2ch> I can respect that.

L87[17:10:52] <sandbox> !mission

L88[17:10:52] <LunchBot> You install an LY-01 landing gear on your craft. TheKosmonaut deletes your recently added ;outcome due to your bad grammar.

L90[17:26:52] <Mat2ch> Who was a bad grammar?

L91[17:28:29] <Althego> make it you're :)

L92[17:33:34] <Mat2ch> uh, that is bad grammar!

L93[18:17:16] <sandbox> I don't usually do bad grammar

L94[18:36:55] <darsie> .choose L|R

L95[18:36:55] <LunchBot> L

L96[18:39:57] <Althego> take the L :)

L97[18:45:31] <darsie> I did :).

L98[18:45:59] <darsie> A little late. I forgot earlier.

L99[18:58:44] <xxcoder> ;mission

L100[18:58:44] <LunchBot> You ride the umbralCamel. You forgot to read terms of contract. Oh boy, such bad terms.

L101[18:59:00] <xxcoder> 😳

L102[19:01:01] <Althego> and a tall figure in dark clothing can pop up any time and say: i am altering the deal, pray i dont alter it any further

L103[19:01:14] <xxcoder> lol

L104[19:01:37] <Althego> this is actually reality, somehow companies can change any contratc fro ttheir side but you cant do the samne

L105[19:08:06] <xxcoder> yeah

L106[19:09:02] <darsie> I joined a group trying to found a good bank. When I bought shares I edited the contract from "I fully read and understood this contract" (sorta) to "I partially read and understood this contract.", scanned and submitted it. They didn't notice :). I told them after I was a shareholder, and it wasn't a big deal.

L107[19:09:48] <xxcoder> theres that guy that changed credit card terms of agreement to one extremely in his favor

L108[19:10:03] <xxcoder> he won the case since credit card company didnt check and signed it

L109[19:10:05] <darsie> That Russian?

L110[19:10:12] <xxcoder> dont remember

L111[19:10:22] <xxcoder> think its in usa

L112[19:10:25] <darsie> IIRC a Russian did that. Pretty cool :).

L113[19:10:42] <darsie> Happens when you get paper to sign.

L114[19:12:34] <darsie> I guess it'll be valid in all jurisdictions. The bank may claim it's not what they meant to agree to.

L115[19:13:52] <darsie> We have laws that make parts of contracts invalid if they contain surprising content that poses a disadvantage of the consumer.

L116[19:13:56] <xxcoder> if I was to do it, I guess I'd just remove any interest, late fees, and also remove ability to update terms

L117[19:14:21] <darsie> They'd just end teh contract with you.

L118[19:14:38] <xxcoder> add "can't cancel contract for any reason"

L119[19:14:40] <xxcoder> ;)

L120[19:14:53] <darsie> Good luck with that ;).

L121[19:15:00] <xxcoder> yeah lol not doing it

L122[19:16:16] <darsie> "Every day your account balance is 1337 we'll double your balance." :)

L123[19:17:28] <darsie> Hmm, that doesn't work out as I intended :).

L138[21:05:48] <FLHerne> .outcome add This causes extreme disarticulation and skeletal fragmentation in nearby Kerbals.

L139[21:05:49] <LunchBot> Added outcome: This causes extreme disarticulation and skeletal fragmentation in nearby Kerbals.

L140[21:06:04] <FLHerne> https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-021-97778-3

L141[21:13:47] <Mat2ch> "15 February 2023 Editor’s Note: Readers are alerted that concerns raised about the data presented and the conclusions of this article are being considered by the Editors. A further editorial response will follow the resolution of these issues."

L142[21:14:56] <Mat2ch> somehow sad

L143[21:17:44] <packbart> so, it could still have been aliens

L144[21:19:48] <Mat2ch> or a vulcano!