L5[01:04:38] <raptop> !8ball is centrifual lift the best way for a plane to fly?

L6[01:04:38] <LunchBot> My reply is no.

L7[01:08:27] <Pinkbeast> IDK I even know how to centrifue

L22[07:40:58] <Deddly> !mission

L23[07:40:58] <LunchBot> Gene questions whether every capsule really needs a Hammond organ for playing Dramatic Space Music. Internet Explorer pops up invasive adverts across your screen and viruses invade your system before you can complete your mission.

L24[07:41:27] <Deddly> Gene sabotaged me :(

L25[07:41:47] <xxcoder> whats with all that hammond organ hate

L26[07:52:37] <Althego> they are heavy

L27[07:53:08] <xxcoder> lol

L28[07:53:35] <Althego> at least a real one. today you could make a much lighter fully electronic one

L29[07:53:58] <xxcoder> or radio transmit from bases own real one

L30[07:56:46] <xxcoder> ;mission add You add massive 500 kerman musical ensemble to add music to space missions, keeping things from getting too... quiet.

L31[07:56:46] <LunchBot> Added mission: You add massive 500 kerman musical ensemble to add music to space missions, keeping things from getting too... quiet.

L36[09:40:36] <FLHerne> .outcome add You become entirely immune to all forms of radiation. Also you go blind for some reason.

L37[09:40:36] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You become entirely immune to all forms of radiation. Also you go blind for some reason.

L39[10:21:26] <sandbox> !mission

L40[10:21:26] <LunchBot> You find yourself in 2001: A Space Odyssey. The Space Center cafe's wifi network accidentally becomes infectious and metastatizes across the planet.

L41[10:23:08] <sandbox> metastatizes?

L42[10:27:08] <FLHerne> sandbox: 1. Transmission of pathogenic microorganisms or cancerous cells from an original site to one or more sites elsewhere in the body, usually by way of the blood ...

L43[10:27:20] <FLHerne> or in this case pathogenic wifi networks

L44[10:27:42] <sandbox> spelling?

L45[10:29:21] <FLHerne> what about the spelling

L46[10:29:55] <FLHerne> also, bizarrely, an accidentally self-reproducing wifi network actually did spread across the planet https://computer.rip/2023-07-29-Free-Public-WiFi.html

L47[10:30:19] <sandbox> metastasizes

L48[10:31:39] <FLHerne> .outcome fixup s/tiz/siz/

L49[10:31:39] <LunchBot> New text is: The Space Center cafe's wifi network accidentally becomes infectious and metastasizes across the planet.

L50[10:31:53] <FLHerne> so it should be

L106[19:52:15] <Deddly> !mission

L107[19:52:15] <LunchBot> You replace anything electrical on your craft with potatoes. Tradition would dictate that what happens next is fall, and ruin, and betrayal that leaves a bitter taste in one’s mouth until death clears it away.

L108[19:52:54] <Deddly> Today I learned that potatoes leave a bitter taste in your mouth

L109[19:53:08] <xxcoder> ah yes the traditional pototo circuits life destroying ritual

L110[19:53:49] <xxcoder> ;mission add You make rocket out of GMO pototo

L111[19:53:49] <LunchBot> Added mission: You make rocket out of GMO pototo