L23[07:26:20] <Judge_Dedd> Ah. Part 2 is the blancmange reveal

L24[07:26:23] <Judge_Dedd> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ljCQeqFouVU

L25[07:32:29] <Judge_Dedd> And of course Part 3

L27[09:27:55] <Judge_Dedd> !mission

L28[09:27:55] <LunchBot> After burning the faces off of some potential customers, Gene Kerman demands the launch pad be cleared of all personnel before takeoff. You have caused yet another LOCV.

L29[09:28:40] <Althego> i guess that is loss of crew and vehicle

L30[09:28:55] <Althego> and probably not legend of crystal valley

L31[09:29:08] <Judge_Dedd> Yes, lol

L32[09:29:11] <Judge_Dedd> https://www.acronymfinder.com/LOCV.html

L33[09:29:21] <Althego> i am looking at that right now

L34[09:29:30] <Judge_Dedd> I guessed as much.

L35[09:29:58] <Judge_Dedd> What is slightly disturbing is that there is an acronym for loss of crew and vehicle.

L36[09:32:39] <Althego> thanks to the tanker i sent after the minmus mission i had enough fuel to break from an escape trajectory to a relatively small elliptic orbit around kerbin. this gives me the time to break around the mun with another mission. i almost arrived back from minmus with bob, but this was the one with the extra fuel

L37[09:37:22] <Mat2ch> Judge_Dedd: a half an hour long sketch?!

L38[09:39:45] <Judge_Dedd> Mat2ch apparently so. Worth it :)

L41[09:43:11] <Althego> hehe, catapulted to 4080 science

L42[09:49:28] <Deddly> Literally?

L43[09:58:34] <Althego> now the problem is to get about 3.3 million for the rnd upgrade

L44[10:01:25] <darsie> what?

L45[10:02:05] <darsie> You need to pay for research? I guess that's not plain 'normal' difficulty.

L46[10:03:42] <Deddly> You have to pay to upgrade the building

L47[10:04:27] <darsie> Ahh, that.

L49[10:06:25] <Mat2ch> Althego: satellite contracts. Cheaply made, fast to build and fly, good money for it. And if you overbuild them you can do several contracts with one satellite

L50[10:06:42] <Althego> it is going to take a while

L52[10:12:34] <Deddly> darsie, loot crates :)

L53[10:15:14] <Althego> also pay to unlock

L54[10:15:18] <Althego> that sucks in a lot of money

L55[11:08:04] <FLHerne> .outcome add No-one believes you that any of this works at all.

L56[11:08:04] <LunchBot> Added outcome: No-one believes you that any of this works at all.

L58[11:31:56] <Deddly> !mission

L59[11:31:56] <LunchBot> You launch the largest rocket possible from the smallest and least improved pad. B787_300 explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly /kick's.

L68[12:31:57] <sandbox> !mission

L69[12:31:57] <LunchBot> You read "Ignition!". Never give up. Never surrender.

L70[12:34:35] <Deddly> !mission

L71[12:34:36] <LunchBot> You fumble for the snooze button on the maneuver alarm clock. What's 5 minutes against the eternity of space and time. You go to jail.

L72[12:35:22] <Deddly> !outcome fixup s/and time./and time?/

L73[12:35:22] <LunchBot> No recently-mentioned outcome found matching "and time.".

L74[12:35:36] <Deddly> !outcome fixup s/time./time?/

L75[12:35:36] <LunchBot> No recently-mentioned outcome found matching "time.".

L76[12:35:41] <Deddly> Wut

L77[12:35:56] <Deddly> Oh right

L78[12:36:06] <Deddly> !mission fixup s/time./time?/

L79[12:36:06] <LunchBot> New text is: You fumble for the snooze button on the maneuver alarm clock. What's 5 minutes against the eternity of space and time?

L80[12:42:26] <Deddly> I guess I deserve jail time for that.

L81[13:14:16] <Deddly> !mission

L82[13:14:16] <LunchBot> You hold a press conference about your space program. Kmath is lost in the evening netsplit.

L83[13:14:55] <Deddly> No bots allowed during my press conference

L87[14:52:16] <sandbox> !mission

L88[14:52:16] <LunchBot> You wait for the free demo. Your siblings email you asking you to print out a web page and fax it to them because their printer is broken.

L100[16:27:43] <sandbox> !mission

L101[16:27:44] <LunchBot> You hold a nuclear warhead to your eye. You were only supposed to blow the doors off!

L102[16:44:46] <FLHerne> I can see how a nuke would do more than that

L103[17:45:04] <sandbox> !mission

L104[17:45:04] <LunchBot> You build a rocket with gumballed engines. Jeb gets a clavier to the clavicle.

L110[18:28:11] <sandbox> !mission

L111[18:28:11] <LunchBot> Jeb is assigned to fly an interstellar mission, but mishears it as "intrastellar". You forgot to add mission-critical parts.

L112[18:29:30] <Althego> like the sun tolerant heat shield

L127[22:14:47] <sandbox> !mission

L128[22:14:47] <LunchBot> You try to create a mission plan without harming Kerbals. Jebediah crashes into Jool at 9100 m/s.

L129[22:16:00] <Pinkbeast> Not entirely a success then

L130[23:02:48] <sandbox> !mission

L131[23:02:48] <LunchBot> You construct a Tandem Mirror-style fusion engine. The mission's stakeholders are furious, but the steakholders are too busy eating to care.