L39[11:28:41] <sandbox> !mission

L40[11:28:41] <LunchBot> You construct additional pylons. Technically it wasn't a failure, because there are no people left to report the results to.

L41[11:29:52] <Althego> hehe

L45[11:48:07] <darsie> .outcome add You orbit the Moho singularity at 42 c.

L46[11:48:08] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You orbit the Moho singularity at 42 c.

L48[11:49:12] <darsie> .wake up

L49[11:51:24] <Mat2ch> LunchBot did answer

L50[11:51:24] <LunchBot> I am a bot operated by FLHerne. Try !{nextlunch,lunch,lunchmode,nextbook,book,answer,8ball,mission,outcome,stupid,wisdom,quote,colloid,nextcolloid,colloid²,nextfrog,frog,rocks,space!,nextbankruptcy,bankruptcy,nextpinecone,nextyear,nextfire,choose,startup,nextstartup,startup1,startup2,startup3,banlist,word,non-word,nonword,help} help.

L51[11:51:35] <Mat2ch> !mission

L52[11:51:35] <LunchBot> You experiment with explodium powered rockets. C'est ouf.

L53[11:52:00] <Mat2ch> just a tiny bit.

L74[14:20:25] <FLHerne> .outcome add You go by the book. Bye, book!

L75[14:20:25] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You go by the book. Bye, book!

L76[14:20:37] <Deddly> Nice

L77[14:20:58] <Deddly> !mission

L78[14:20:58] <LunchBot> Based on an idea that came to you in a dream, you set out to build a scaffold around the sun. In your dream, it was speculated to be a portal, and also tiny. So you want to build a scaffold around it for a reason that isn't entirely clear to you now but that made perfect sense in the dream so you're rolling with it. In a sudden moment of clarity, you realise Kerbals are speaking reversed, pitch changed Spanish. You wonder if it is HarvesteR's voice.

L79[14:21:28] <FLHerne> That must be one of the longer possible missions

L80[14:21:41] <FLHerne> #]

L81[14:22:06] <FLHerne> .outcome fixup s/You go/Jeb flies/

L82[14:22:07] <LunchBot> New text is: Jeb flies by the book. Bye, book!

L83[14:22:10] <Deddly> That was sandbox's dream

L84[14:23:08] <Deddly> The mission was actually only added a few days ago.

L86[14:31:49] <FLHerne> hm, the longest possible mission-outcome pair is 740 characters so considerably longer than the line length

L87[14:31:58] <FLHerne> Bill begins a most heinous series of events, where the other orangesuits participate in a once-in-a-lifetime bout of sheer terror. Bill keeps fiddling, and the orangesuits begin to beg. Bill just won't stop curiously examining the object. If only Bill was not in a cramped command pod along with his crewmates... As Bill began opening the case labeled "LIVE BEES, DO NOT OPEN!"

L88[14:32:04] <FLHerne> You must now conclude your lay / by telling the world fearlessly without the least dismay / that your central girders would not have given way / at least many sensible men do say / had they been supported on each side with trusses / at least many sensible men confesses. / For the stronger we our rockets do build / The less chance we have of being killed.

L89[14:33:33] <Deddly> Interesting

L90[14:52:01] <Deddly> !mission

L91[14:52:02] <LunchBot> You want to BLEVE. You gain a great many Dark Side points for that.

L92[14:52:54] <Deddly> [Googles] Boiling Liquid Expanding Vapor Explosion. Yes. Dark-side points. That checks out.

L93[15:10:09] <FLHerne> the shortest possible mission-outcome is "u forgor. ."

L94[15:13:43] <FLHerne> (the shortest non-stupid one is "Jim jabs Jeb. Wow!")

L95[15:15:33] <Deddly> There's an outcome that is just a full stop?

L96[15:20:45] <Deddly> !mission add you set out on a quest to corect evry spellig and grammer misteak in the missions anf outsomes

L97[15:20:45] <LunchBot> Added mission: you set out on a quest to corect evry spellig and grammer misteak in the missions anf outsomes

L100[15:21:45] <Pinkbeast> At least edit it to put in a grammar mistake :-/

L101[15:22:15] <Deddly> Hmmm. Any suggestions?

L102[15:22:35] <Deddly> !outcome add

L103[15:22:35] <LunchBot> Please specify a new outcome after "add".

L104[15:22:35] <Deddly> Pinkbeast coughs up his own skull.

L105[15:22:45] <Deddly> !outcome add Pinkbeast coughs up his own skull.

L106[15:22:45] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Pinkbeast coughs up his own skull.

L107[15:22:57] <Pinkbeast> !mission edit s/you set out/you sets out/

L108[15:22:57] <LunchBot> No mission found matching "edit s/you set out/you sets out/".

L109[15:23:32] <Pinkbeast> !mission fixup s/you set out/you sets out/

L110[15:23:32] <LunchBot> New text is: you sets out on a quest to corect evry spellig and grammer misteak in the missions anf outsomes

L111[15:23:43] <Deddly> Nice

L112[15:23:55] <Pinkbeast> (the DCSS bots have "edit" where LunchBot has "fixup", gets me every time)

L113[15:24:31] <Deddly> !mission fixup s/on a quest/on quest

L114[15:24:31] <LunchBot> Format for `fixup` should be s/<old>/<new>/

L115[15:24:35] <Deddly> !mission fixup s/on a quest/on quest/

L116[15:24:35] <LunchBot> New text is: you sets out on quest to corect evry spellig and grammer misteak in the missions anf outsomes

L117[15:31:13] <Deddly> !mission

L118[15:31:13] <LunchBot> You mistakenly input minutes instead of seconds into the barbeque roll maneuver duration. Everything is fire now.

L119[15:35:39] <Deddly> !outcome add . . which seemed a good idea at the time, you tell the accident investigator.

L120[15:35:40] <LunchBot> Added outcome: . . which seemed a good idea at the time, you tell the accident investigator.

L121[15:37:05] <Pinkbeast> .outcome fixup s/. ./.../

L122[15:37:05] <LunchBot> New text is: ... which seemed a good idea at the time, you tell the accident investigator.

L123[15:37:16] <Pinkbeast> .outcome fixup s/... /.../

L124[15:37:16] <LunchBot> New text is: ...which seemed a good idea at the time, you tell the accident investigator.

L125[15:37:27] <Pinkbeast> .outcome fixup s/.../... /

L126[15:37:27] <LunchBot> New text is: ... which seemed a good idea at the time, you tell the accident investigator.

L127[15:37:35] <Pinkbeast> (oops, this quest may take me a while)

L128[15:40:23] <Judge_Dedd> Pinkbeast, my intention was to make the trailing full stop appear to be part of an ellipsis. The spacing was therefor carefully calculated and deliberate :)

L129[15:40:55] <Judge_Dedd> therefore*

L130[15:41:52] <Judge_Dedd> The way you have done it now, is will appear as: Mission text. ... which seemed<snip>

L131[15:42:40] <Judge_Dedd> Instead of: Mission text. . . which seemed<snip>

L132[15:44:54] <Judge_Dedd> !outcome fixup s/ ... / . . /

L133[15:44:54] <LunchBot> No recently-mentioned outcome found matching " ... ".

L134[15:45:00] <Judge_Dedd> Meh

L135[15:46:17] <Judge_Dedd> !outcome fixup s/... / . . /

L136[15:46:17] <LunchBot> New text is: . . which seemed a good idea at the time, you tell the accident investigator.

L137[15:46:41] <KrazyKrl> ;mission fixup s/grammer/grammer and pfuncktuashion/

L138[15:46:41] <LunchBot> New text is: you sets out on quest to corect evry spellig and grammer and pfuncktuashion misteak in the missions anf outsomes

L139[15:47:33] <KrazyKrl> i kinda want to add "sets out on an quest" too.

L143[15:57:20] <Pinkbeast> OK, but an ellipsis is three dots, I don't see how this one can possibly produce that

L144[15:57:36] <Pinkbeast> (with no intermediate spacing)

L145[15:59:38] <KrazyKrl> just add a negative space in the outcome, obviously.

L146[16:05:02] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add After a lengthy and intense gaming session in which many Kerbals shed their mortal coil... You saunter into your dimly lit bedroom and hear a loud "CRUNCH" followed by a shooting pain in the webbing of your toes. An incredulous howl is released as you roughly flick on the light switch.

L147[16:05:02] <LunchBot> Added mission: After a lengthy and intense gaming session in which many Kerbals shed their mortal coil... You saunter into your dimly lit bedroom and hear a loud "CRUNCH" followed by a shooting pain in the webbing of your toes. An incredulous howl is released as you roughly flick on the light switch.

L157[18:25:06] <sandbox> !mission

L158[18:25:06] <LunchBot> You use Blackboard to explain your findings to your fellow kerbals. 8ball says FileNotFound.

L171[21:22:25] <Judge_Dedd> Pinkbeast, the third dot of the ellipsis is formed by the trailing full stop from the mission. :)

L172[21:22:33] <Judge_Dedd> !mission

L173[21:22:34] <LunchBot> You decide to thaw out large quantities of Minmus in an effort to corner the blancmange market. The spam filter destroys all your rations.

L174[21:23:07] <Judge_Dedd> Aaw. Spam filter doesn't allow blancmange?

L176[21:28:50] <Mat2ch> what is blancmange?

L177[21:36:02] <sandbox> a dessert

L179[21:43:47] <Mat2ch> the English and German wikipedia pages disagree on what it is...

L180[21:45:19] <Mat2ch> the first one says it's what we call "Pudding" and the other one says it's made from almond exclusively

L183[22:07:31] <Azander> !MISSION

L184[22:07:38] <Azander> !mission

L185[22:07:38] <LunchBot> LunchBot becomes infuriated as it repeatedly fails to receive a closing delimiter. This costs you the lives of 70 mostly innocent crewmembers.

L186[22:07:51] <xxcoder> costly

L187[22:08:07] <xxcoder> ;mission

L188[22:08:07] <LunchBot> Your cloaking device fails. The end.

L189[22:08:19] <xxcoder> being visible among enemies wasnt good

L190[22:08:47] <Mat2ch> well, maybe you didn't go on with the mission at all

L191[22:09:04] <raptop> Make sure to configure MechJeb to automatically raise shields if your cloak fails

L192[22:09:11] <xxcoder> true. "verify failed!" "ok lets go to dock for repairs"

L193[22:10:37] <Azander> !mission

L194[22:10:38] <LunchBot> You show pictures from your awesome mission to your physics professor, and ask if they'll count for partial credit on the homework you didn't do while you were playing KSP. Your filesystem becomes ill from case sensitivity.

L197[22:48:24] <sandbox> !mission

L198[22:48:24] <LunchBot> You collaborate on a mission with Dream. You find yourself on a dark, hot, airless planet.

L199[22:49:16] <Judge_Dedd> Mat2ch, blancmange: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L1sYgknWGSA&pp=ygUXbW9udHkgcHl0aG9uIGJsYW5jbWFuZ2U%3D