L2[01:09:13] <Azander> !mission

L3[01:09:13] <LunchBot> You shoot the Mun with a laser. The risks involved make you uneasy, but you persevere.

L4[01:16:34] <xxcoder> lol

L5[01:16:43] <xxcoder> reminds me of that xkcd what if

L21[07:17:18] <Deddly> !nextlunch

L22[07:17:18] <LunchBot> Macaroni and cheese.

L23[07:21:50] <xxcoder> fancy

L24[07:21:55] <xxcoder> ;mission

L25[07:21:55] <LunchBot> You play KSP in class. You break math.

L26[07:22:04] <xxcoder> math.. or math class?

L27[07:23:04] <Deddly> You broke mathematics itself. You have fundamentally altered the very nature of the universe.

L28[07:25:21] <xxcoder> aw

L29[07:27:54] <Deddly> I asked Bing for a convoluted answer to the math problem of 2 x 2 and it proved the above to be true.

L30[07:28:32] <X> Why you putting me in the middle of this?

L31[07:28:48] <xxcoder> lol

L32[07:29:49] <Deddly> Because you are a function of the very centre of the universe that has been disturbed in this manner

L33[07:30:36] <Deddly> So, I don't want to flood the channel with Bing's answer, but it started with:

L34[07:30:39] <Deddly> "First, we summon the ancient spirits of algebraic convolution. These spectral entities reside in the n-dimensional hyperplane of numerical enigma. They whisper secrets to us in prime numbers and irrational harmonics."

L35[07:31:02] <Deddly> "Next, we invoke the mystical Matrix of Perplexity. It’s a 2x2 matrix, but not just any 2x2 matrix. Each entry contains a recursive function that recursively computes itself. The top-left element is a Möbius strip of imaginary numbers, while the bottom-right element is a fractal made of nested Julia sets."

L36[07:31:42] <Deddly> "We take the Hadamard product of our Matrix of Perplexity with the vector [2, 2]. But wait! We must rotate the vector by 137 degrees counterclockwise to align its quantum spin with the cosmic background radiation."

L37[07:32:30] <Deddly> It goes on like that

L38[07:33:36] <Deddly> The solution it finally arrives at: https://i.imgur.com/ZWzm9IW.png

L39[07:55:10] <KrazyKrl> i mean... at least breaking math is better than bricking math.

L40[08:02:07] <xxcoder> 2+2=

L41[08:02:15] <xxcoder> no answer because it was bricked

L45[09:47:41] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L46[09:47:41] <LunchBot> You are tasked with using Flubber to create enhanced lithobraking capabilities. Your colleagues all sign the part you broke, and present it to you as a memento.

L47[09:48:07] <Eddi|zuHause> well, to be honest, a lot of math involves breaking math just for the lulz

L48[09:55:05] <Deddly> Your colleagues apparently presented you with the entire craft

L49[10:03:35] <sandbox> !mission

L50[10:03:35] <LunchBot> The original mission plan is unworkable. Your efforts to save Jeb exceed the bounds of reason. Technically it wasn't a failure, because there are no people left to report the results to.

L51[10:10:28] <Eddi|zuHause> we successfully reached a world of no reason?

L53[10:21:46] <Deddly> I think you just blew up the planet.

L54[10:22:04] <Deddly> !mission

L55[10:22:05] <LunchBot> To promote the use of apostrophes, you define the word "dont" to mean "absolutely do, with urgency". Your project undergoes gravitational collapse into a black hole.

L56[10:22:53] <Deddly> Who would have thought that grammar pedants were so dangerous?

L57[10:24:19] <Eddi|zuHause> all i can think of is "dontios" (a funny misreading of "donations")

L58[10:24:32] <Deddly> I guess this went somewhere along the lines of "Whatever you do, dont disable the safety protocols while the machine is running"

L59[10:31:48] <Deddly> !mission

L60[10:31:48] <LunchBot> You encounter the eccentricity of Edgley Kerman, General Manager of Kerbin Corporation Transport. Your ship explodes, you crash to desktop and then that explodes too.

L61[10:32:15] <Deddly> That was indeed eccentric

L64[11:59:05] <FLHerne> .outcome add Wait! You must rotate the vector by 137 degrees counterclockwise to align its quantum spin with the cosmic background radiation!

L65[11:59:05] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Wait! You must rotate the vector by 137 degrees counterclockwise to align its quantum spin with the cosmic background radiation!

L67[12:25:47] <Deddly> LOL

L68[12:26:50] <Deddly> !nextlunch

L69[12:26:50] <LunchBot> Worm Aspic https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ce/Sipunculid_worm_jelly.jpg/1920px-Sipunculid_worm_jelly.jpg.

L70[12:27:03] <Althego> eh

L71[12:28:06] <Deddly> That doesn't look nearly as horrifying as I imagined

L72[12:29:24] <Deddly> Horrifying enough, though.

L73[12:30:08] <Mat2ch> No, I will not click on it.

L74[12:32:34] <Deddly> !mission add You thoughtlessly click on a link contained in an unsolicited message you received.

L75[12:32:34] <LunchBot> Added mission: You thoughtlessly click on a link contained in an unsolicited message you received.

L76[12:33:45] <Deddly> !mission

L77[12:33:45] <LunchBot> On hearing that the Ethics exists, you start a mission to see if it can be used as fuel. B787_300 explodes, emitting all kinds of Boeing planes.

L78[12:34:35] <Deddly> i cant even grammar that what is it

L79[12:37:01] <Eddi|zuHause> at least i once set it up so links from chat are opened in private mode, particularly so random youtube videos don't spoil my future searches

L80[12:37:22] <Deddly> Ah, now that's good thinking.

L81[12:56:11] <Deddly> Eddi|zuHause, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d8fJPvXyfc0&pp=ygUdcnlhbiBnZW9yZ2UgWW91VHViZSBhbGdvcml0aG0%3D

L88[14:01:16] <Deddly> mission

L89[14:01:19] <Deddly> !mission

L90[14:01:19] <LunchBot> You use kerbpaint and A class asteroids to make a giant pool table in space. In retrospect, that was probably a bad idea.

L91[14:02:01] <Deddly> Accidental planet-wide annihilation

L92[14:27:46] <Deddly> Do any of you guys have experience with tyres? I have a tyre on the caravan where the tread is completely work through but only on one edge, and the rest of the tyre is fine. This makes it perfectly legal in Sweden. There is no wire thread visible, so it hasn't gotten that bad, but I'm wondering how safe it is from blowouts.

L93[14:28:14] <Deddly> It shouldn't be getting any extra wear on that edge anymore

L94[14:31:36] <Deddly> work=worn

L97[15:02:11] <Eddi|zuHause> about every part of that sentence sounds wrong...

L105[16:53:07] <raptop> !Mission

L106[16:53:12] <raptop> !mission

L107[16:53:12] <LunchBot> In an attempt to save money on fuel you fit fuel lines from your engines to your tanks. You're barred from further flights due to government legislation imposed by a competing space program.

L111[18:15:22] <FLHerne> .mission add A fungal mat grows on the fuel/water interface in your tanks.

L112[18:15:22] <LunchBot> Added mission: A fungal mat grows on the fuel/water interface in your tanks.

L113[18:15:44] <FLHerne> .outcome add Your gearbox explodes in a clatter of springs.

L114[18:15:44] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your gearbox explodes in a clatter of springs.

L118[19:06:47] <Eddi|zuHause> i've spotted a "would of" in the wild.

L119[19:08:12] <Eddi|zuHause> i realize this is like a phonetic equivalence things, but i've only ever seen native english speakers make this. what do they think they're saying when they write it this way?

L120[19:09:25] <Althego> yes it seems similar for native speakers, i always thought it was completely different and impossible to mix up

L121[19:09:37] <raptop> I assume something like how I sometimes make *typoes* that swap p/b/d (and basically always the lowercase ones)

L122[19:10:09] <raptop> ...also I guess pluralizing that word as "typoes" instead of "typos" o_O

L123[19:10:33] <sandbox> my favourite subject

L124[19:29:29] <Eddi|zuHause> well, i've caught myself making phonetic typos as well, but this seems different somehow

L125[19:30:00] <Eddi|zuHause> and "-os" vs. "-oes" is something veeery different

L126[19:31:10] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L127[19:31:10] <LunchBot> You point your fusion drive at your orbital colony. Your engine fails to start, and you shortly discover that this is because it's actually a mimic octopus.

L128[19:31:50] <Eddi|zuHause> the colonists never knew what danger they were facing...

L129[19:33:44] <raptop> nuclear octopus

L130[19:36:18] <sandbox> that just reminded me of someone

L131[19:38:43] <raptop> oh?

L132[19:39:19] <sandbox> nuklearní okurka

L133[19:39:31] <sandbox> not from this channel

L134[19:40:01] <raptop> Admittedly, I have a whole bit I do on Discord involving everyone's favorite nuclear raven

L137[21:15:09] <FLHerne> Eddi|zuHause: native speakers learn "would've" phonetically, often before they've learned to read, definitely before they've learned any kind of formal grammar rules

L138[21:15:47] <FLHerne> and they think they're saying "would of"

L139[21:16:20] <FLHerne> it doesn't make sense but a lot of common English grammar and idioms are nonsense

L140[21:16:54] <FLHerne> IME it's very rarely a typo as such, people just don't know it's supposed to be "would have"

L142[21:22:33] <sandbox> they should have known

L143[21:26:07] <sandbox> people keep leaving off "d" at the end of some words too

L144[21:27:15] <sandbox> suppose"d" to

L145[21:29:21] <FLHerne> I see "should of" too

L147[21:54:14] <Mat2ch> well, in Germany we get lots of "digga", "alta" and "chschwör".

L148[21:55:46] <Mat2ch> And then there are the Bavarians.

L149[21:56:24] <Mat2ch> It must be hell for someone who learnt Hochdeutsch to first visit a small village near Austria...

L150[21:57:26] <Mat2ch> "Du Brunzkachl, du ogsoachte. Du g'hörst ja mit der Scheißbürscht’n nausghaut!"

L157[23:04:46] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L158[23:04:46] <LunchBot> You try to use parachutes to fight against the Death Star's tractor beam. When asked to explain your behavior, you can only offer a sheepish chuckle and the inexplicable craving for cream cheese.

L159[23:05:50] <Eddi|zuHause> my impression of han solo might not be the most accurate...

L160[23:09:50] <xxcoder> lol