L5[02:04:32] <XXCoder> ;mission

L6[02:04:32] <LunchBot> You investigate that weird clonking noise coming from inside your fuel tank. Overhead, without any fuss, the stars are going out.

L7[02:04:54] <XXCoder> hmm I'd change focus from fuel tank issues to universe issues

L16[05:29:31] <Eddi|zuHause> or maybe the stars are going out because you fell into the tank?

L17[06:23:00] <XXCoder> maybe

L18[06:24:06] <XXCoder> if you had to choose yourself being trapped n tank, or stars is actually going out, which would you choose

L25[07:17:32] <Eddi|zuHause> unsure...

L26[07:18:05] <Eddi|zuHause> will the rate of stars going out affect me significantly within my lifetime?

L27[07:22:41] <XXCoder> honestly I rather be stuck in tank than stars going out

L28[07:22:52] <XXCoder> thats unknown amount of life disappearing

L30[08:00:19] <Eddi|zuHause> but unknown amounts of life disappear all the time

L31[08:00:56] <Eddi|zuHause> not sure whether that's a healthy excuse to shut yourself into a tank

L32[08:01:37] <Althego> and you can still be a boltzmann brain

L33[08:10:47] <XXCoder> lol

L34[08:10:54] <XXCoder> all of us will be one someday

L35[08:11:11] <XXCoder> or maybe one of us already is and thinking up rest of us

L36[08:11:19] <XXCoder> dont really care either way

L37[08:14:03] <Izzy> it's me I'm the only real conscious entity here and you are figments of the random assembly of energy and atoms repreresnting memories and thoughts

L38[08:34:49] <packbart> I don't really care on whose substrate my simulation runs, either

L40[09:02:31] <Althego> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21X5lGlDOfg

L41[09:23:19] <Althego> about two minutes

L52[13:47:44] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L53[13:47:44] <LunchBot> You are inspired by H. R. Giger. You count the lights, twice, just to be certain. You still get the wrong answer.

L54[13:48:02] <Eddi|zuHause> there are 4 lights.

L55[13:51:39] <Althego> hehe

L56[13:52:03] <darsie> .outcome add There's light - in the darkness - of evry - Kerbals life.

L57[13:52:03] <LunchBot> Added outcome: There's light - in the darkness - of evry - Kerbals life.

L58[13:52:52] <Althego> evry

L59[13:53:59] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You achieve a concussion so bad that you think to yourself: "If I light my lighter, my lighter gets lighter."

L60[13:53:59] <LunchBot> Added mission: You achieve a concussion so bad that you think to yourself: "If I light my lighter, my lighter gets lighter."

L61[14:05:34] <Pinkbeast> Isn't that an outcome? (Also, if I light my lighter, my lighter _does_ get lighter)

L63[14:18:01] <Althego> .help outcome

L64[14:18:01] <LunchBot> I am a bot operated by FLHerne. Try !{nextlunch,lunch,lunchmode,nextbook,book,answer,8ball,mission,outcome,stupid,wisdom,quote,colloid,nextcolloid,colloid²,nextfrog,frog,rocks,space!,nextbankruptcy,bankruptcy,nextpinecone,nextyear,nextfire,choose,startup,nextstartup,startup1,startup2,startup3,banlist,word,non-word,nonword,help} help.

L66[14:18:46] <Althego> heh this doesnt say

L67[14:19:07] <Althego> ;outcome fix s/evry/every/

L68[14:19:07] <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "fix s/evry/every/".

L69[14:19:12] <Althego> ;outcome s/evry/every/

L70[14:19:13] <LunchBot> No outcome found matching "s/evry/every/".

L71[14:19:30] <Mat2ch> fixup

L72[14:19:36] <Althego> ;outcome fixup s/evry/every/

L73[14:19:36] <LunchBot> New text is: There's light - in the darkness - of every - Kerbals life.

L74[14:19:46] <Mat2ch> :)

L75[14:20:02] <Althego> i think the s is already the command

L76[14:20:12] <Althego> or should be

L77[14:20:43] <Mat2ch> FLHerne will be pleased to know he has to do more regexp :D

L78[14:21:04] <Mat2ch> well, basically it's looking at the first two characters

L79[14:21:16] <Mat2ch> problem is: Nobody could ever make fixup jokes

L80[14:29:50] <KrazyKrl> i meant to change it to an outcome but i forgor

L81[14:36:31] <darsie> .outcome add There's a light - in the darkness - of ev'ry - Kerbals life.

L82[14:36:32] <LunchBot> Added outcome: There's a light - in the darkness - of ev'ry - Kerbals life.

L83[14:36:35] <darsie> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4G-hjfMR4U&t=84s

L84[14:37:02] <darsie> .outcome fixup s/https://youtu.be/i4G-hjfMR4U?t=84

L85[14:37:02] <LunchBot> Format for `fixup` should be s/<old>/<new>/

L86[14:37:09] <darsie> oops

L87[14:37:13] <darsie> Kerbal's?

L88[14:37:32] <darsie> .outcome fixup s/Kerbals/Kerbal's/

L89[14:37:32] <LunchBot> New text is: There's a light - in the darkness - of ev'ry - Kerbal's life.

L90[14:39:26] <darsie> .outcome del There's light - in the darkness - of every - Kerbals life.

L91[14:39:26] <LunchBot> Deleted outcome: "There's light - in the darkness - of every - Kerbals life."

L102[18:19:28] <Althego> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNSFIX-g7Yg

L103[18:19:30] <Althego> 30 sec