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L1[00:14:15] <raptop> !8 Is the Duolingo owl
related to kerbals?
L2[00:14:19] <raptop> !8ball Is the Duolingo
owl related to kerbals?
L3[00:14:20] <LunchBot> The little voices in
your head aren't always correct. Sometimes you can ignore
them.
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L9[00:40:15] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission
L10[00:40:16] <LunchBot> You construct a
rocket which appears to have been built by a blind sculptor trying
to describe the flavor of a piece by Liszt. You activate the
self-destruct sequence and all's right with the world!
L11[00:40:38] <Eddi|zuHause> problem
solved, i think?
L12[00:42:58] <raptop> probably
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L55[10:01:35] <FLHerne> .outcome add Jeb's
body lies over the ocean; Jeb's body lies over the sea...
L56[10:01:36] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
Jeb's body lies over the ocean; Jeb's body lies over the
sea...
L57[10:01:51] <FLHerne> not that kerbals
have bodies, they just *poof*
L58[10:02:30] <Althego> they can become
catatonic and unresponsive
L59[10:02:33] <FLHerne> it would be a bit
morbid if there was a range of fatal-but-not-obliterative
injury
L60[10:02:51] <FLHerne> yeah, but they get
better :p
L61[10:03:34] <FLHerne> I wonder if there's
some niche case where they're constantly being 'accelerated' and
never un-ragdoll
L62[10:03:55] <FLHerne> (other than the
whole Danny spaghettification thing)
L63[11:05:40] <FLHerne> .outcome add
Everyone yells at you to stop and turn around, it won't work... but
you do it and it works. This time.
L64[11:05:41] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
Everyone yells at you to stop and turn around, it won't work... but
you do it and it works. This time.
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L67[12:07:17] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add
Instead of planning an elliptical orbit, you plan an
ellipsis...
L68[12:07:17] <LunchBot> Added mission:
Instead of planning an elliptical orbit, you plan an
ellipsis...
L69[12:11:36] <sandbox_> !mission
L70[12:11:36] <LunchBot> After rigorous
observations, you discover what Kerbals really eat. Probes on and
around Duna witness the largest impact event yet observed; the
crater is 150m across and debris scatters up to 35km. Everyone at
KSC is excited...until one of your colony ships fails to
report.
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L73[12:58:19] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add When
there's no cops around, anything's legal!
L74[12:58:19] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
L75[12:58:39] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome fixup
s/.../... /
L76[12:58:39] <LunchBot> New text is:
Probes on and around Duna witness the largest impact event yet
observed; the crater is 150m across and debris scatters up to 35km.
Everyone at KSC is excited... until one of your colony ships fails
to report.
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L81[14:04:53] <Althego> osiris rex sample
return
L82[14:11:33] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission
L83[14:11:33] <LunchBot> Fell creatures
knock without. You completely fail to math today.
L84[14:12:04] <Eddi|zuHause> i also fail to
language today
L85[14:13:08] <raptop> hopefully none of
the math was involved in the sample return
L86[14:14:41] <KrazyKrl> Good news! The
sample disintegrated due to atmosphere-induced spallation, since
you didn't even mathed.
L87[14:15:53] <Eddi|zuHause> sample return
is the bennu thing?
L88[14:16:41] <raptop> yep
L89[14:16:55] <Mat2ch> dang, Althego was
faster :D
L91[14:20:46] <Althego> "nobody was
faster on teh draw"
L92[14:22:01] <Eddi|zuHause> now i have a
"my name is nobody" earworm
L93[14:24:36] <Althego> the quote was from
that
L94[14:25:06] <raptop> huh, earth is so big
that you get 13 minutes of terror instead of 6-7
L95[14:25:43] <Althego> hehe
L96[14:25:51] <Althego> i guess depends on
your method too
L97[14:26:15] <Althego> at least it is
already here, and in a sense end of the mission
L98[14:26:20] <Althego> not at mars
L99[14:26:25] <Althego> and just starting
it
L101[14:50:18] <raptop> huh, red stripes
instead of yellow ones. I guess NASA used some part mods for their
parachute
L102[14:52:49] <raptop> touchdown!
L103[15:20:40] <sandbox_> !mission
L104[15:20:40] <LunchBot> You pull The
Lever. You split Tom.
L105[15:21:57] <Althego> hehe
L106[15:23:48] <raptop> The Tom, or just a
tom?
L107[15:24:16] <Althego> obviously it is
not an atom
L108[15:24:19] <Althego> because you split
it
L109[15:24:47] <raptop> point
L110[15:25:18] <Althego> but can be
intentionally a deouble meaning
L111[15:31:47] <darsie> "For the
first time in history we brought goodie back home from this kind of
object in the history of humanity."
L112[15:33:40] <raptop> Meanwhile the
actual OSIRIS-REx time is working closely with the Hayabus-2
team
L113[15:33:48] <darsie> oops, wrong
channel ...
L114[15:33:58] <raptop> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
L115[15:34:38] <Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
L116[15:34:38] <LunchBot> A dramatic
increase in traffic makes it necessary to augment the astronaut
complex's front revolving door with small rocket engines. B787_300
explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly /kick's.
L117[15:35:19] <Eddi|zuHause> imagine
/kick-ed by a rocket-propelled revolving door
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L122[17:00:55] <sandbox_> !mission
L123[17:00:55] <LunchBot> You try to go to
orbit with nothing but solid rockets. StackDoubleFlow develops a
mod which speeds up the game roughly 10-20,000x. That brings the
framerate to a much more reasonable 0.1fps, so the launch timelapse
only takes 9 hours to record.
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L130[20:09:18] <sandbox_> !mission
L131[20:09:19] <LunchBot> A question
weirdly phrased you ask. You have inspired Danny2462 to do terrible
things.
L132[20:11:05] <Eddi|zuHause> that happens
more often than you think :p
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L137[20:56:05] <Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
L138[20:56:05] <LunchBot> You investigate
whether your rocket has blast processing. Your kerbal goes flying
off at about 7x light speed.
L139[20:56:21] <Eddi|zuHause> that was a
nice blast, apparently
L140[20:57:30] <sandbox> blast from the
past
L141[20:59:50] *
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rockets.
L142[21:05:17] <Mat2ch> that needs some
tinkering, but once you have chosen the right amount of fuel and
TWR it's easy
L143[21:08:01] *
darsie leaves out chute and jetpack.
L144[21:16:20] <darsie> 15 m/s missing
...
L145[21:19:37] <Mat2ch> oh, that is
close!
L146[21:25:10] *
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L148[21:34:02] *
darsie leaves out monopropellant.
L149[21:35:26] <darsie> Thumper, Flea,
Flea ...
L150[21:39:13] <Eddi|zuHause> add a launch
escape system for the final bit?
L151[21:39:28] <Eddi|zuHause> does that
count?
L152[21:40:38] <darsie> It does, but I
think I can do without it.
L153[21:44:28] <darsie> Made it. But Jeb
is now in orbit without jetpack and chute. Maybe I can put the
jetpack baci.
L154[21:44:31] <darsie> k
L155[21:47:50] *
darsie replaced the capsule chute with a small nose
cone.
L156[21:47:59] <darsie> That might
explode.
L157[21:51:34] *
raptop doesn't recall heat limits on nose cones vs
parachutes
L158[21:51:50] <darsie> 78*155
L159[21:52:02] <darsie> It got hot but
didn't explode.
L160[21:52:33] <darsie> gn
L161[21:52:43] *
darsie has an appointment tomorrow ...
L162[21:53:01] <raptop> \o
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L165[22:10:58] <Azander> !mission
L166[22:10:58] <LunchBot> You start
thinking with portals. Kartoffelsalat abounds!
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L169[22:20:32] <Eddi|zuHause> that is
funny because glados was at some point a potato :p
L170[22:24:29] <Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
L171[22:24:29] <LunchBot> You ponder how
philosophically ambiguous it is for a plant based sentient species
to be vegetarian. #kspofficial argues about it.
L172[22:27:27] <raptop> yeah, we'd do
that
L173[23:10:00] <FLHerne> in one game my
standard tourist orbit thing for a while was all-SRB
L174[23:11:07] <FLHerne> in fact I think
it might have been exactly that
L175[23:11:32] <FLHerne> probably not, I
don't remember the margins being that tight
L176[23:12:21] <FLHerne> oh, yeah, it was
Thumper-Hammer with two Fleas on the sides for extra liftoff
TWR
L177[23:12:25] <FLHerne> I think
L178[23:12:31] <FLHerne> something like
that
L179[23:13:01] <FLHerne> two Mk1s, one for
Jeb and one for the tourist :p
L180[23:14:14] <FLHerne> now how did I
deorbit the thing? should have kept notes
L181[23:20:54] <FLHerne> .outcome add This
causes interplanetary astonishment.
L182[23:20:54] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
This causes interplanetary astonishment.
L183[23:28:49] <XXCoder> ;mission
L184[23:28:49] <LunchBot> You create a
space station in the shape of a giant green eyeball. There seems to
have been a miscommunication when they implemented
"snake" on the guidance computer of your
spaceplane.
L185[23:29:03] <XXCoder> giant snake
eyeball
L186[23:29:19] <XXCoder> or everything is
snake themed
L187[23:46:11] <Eddi|zuHause> well, does
the snake have a green eyeball, or does the green eyeball have a
snake?