L8[02:01:12] <raptop> !mission

L9[02:01:12] <LunchBot> You use a halogen lamp to heat your fuel. You break the space-time continuum and end up sitting in front of a Pentium 433MHz computer running Windows 98.

L10[02:01:44] <raptop> Oh boy, I can't wait to try out this new Kilrathi Space Program!

L14[02:45:27] <XXCoder> ;mission

L15[02:45:27] <LunchBot> You expose a plot by Big SRB to sell more SRBs. It hails probes on Kerbin.

L16[02:45:50] <XXCoder> looks like Big SRB is sending all probes we sent up using those SRBs

L17[02:50:02] <raptop> Big SRB is actually in the pocket of Big Probe (all hail)

L18[02:52:24] <XXCoder> shocked

L19[03:29:12] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L20[03:29:12] <LunchBot> You look at the Magic Boulder for too long at a time. Jeb's EVA takes a wrong turn and leads to the destruction of the Mün.

L21[03:29:40] <Eddi|zuHause> i guess the magic boulder commanded it

L22[03:30:29] <Eddi|zuHause> asking for a friend... after you destroyed a mun, how to deal with the debris?

L23[03:31:08] <Eddi|zuHause> is there some space rug i can sweep it under?

L24[03:32:11] <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add You struggle to find a rug big enough to sweep things under.

L25[03:32:11] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You struggle to find a rug big enough to sweep things under.

L26[03:32:34] <Eddi|zuHause> maybe that should have been a mission

L27[04:31:44] <raptop> It's one of those things that can work either way

L28[04:32:51] <XXCoder> Eddi|zuHause: https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.787094580.3826/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u3.jpg

L29[04:34:50] <raptop> vacuum optimized vacuum

L30[04:35:07] <Eddi|zuHause> the vacuum energy must be enormous

L31[04:35:16] <XXCoder> space has false vacuum, vacuum has true vaccuum

L45[10:05:17] <sandbox> !mission

L46[10:05:17] <LunchBot> You press F to pay respects, not realizing that it temporarily disables your SAS. Your jets fail to start. Upon further checking, you discover that you installed aerospikes instead of shock cone intakes.

L56[14:58:14] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L57[14:58:14] <LunchBot> You hire a consultant named "Torgue" to give input on your rocket. UmbralRaptor tries to bite you.

L58[14:59:05] <Eddi|zuHause> probably some reference i'm not getting...

L59[14:59:37] <Eddi|zuHause> google suggests "a weaponmaker in borderlands"

L62[15:45:05] <Azander> !mission

L63[15:45:05] <LunchBot> Your rocket begins leaking your proprietary blend of Leaded-Asbestos-Boronated-Fluoroantimonic oxidizer. Even the water is on fire.

L64[15:45:41] <Azander> oh my.. I need that to make more fuel!!!

L65[15:54:47] <FLHerne> Eddi|zuHause: I remember that being mentioned when it was added - apparently his weapons are notable for having arbitrary and useless combinations of features

L66[15:55:12] <FLHerne> like precision long-range sights on a shotgun

L67[16:02:28] <Althego> hehe, fitting outcome

L68[16:02:36] <Althego> leaking oxidize rand then everything is on fire

L71[16:15:14] <sandbox> !mission

L72[16:15:14] <LunchBot> You attempt to hijack a fully-fueled and ready-to-launch rocket sitting on the pad. For that idea, you're tested for drugs.

L73[16:16:16] <Althego> rocket hijacking

L74[16:16:22] <Althego> not exactly a common crime

L80[17:14:04] <KrazyKrl> FLHerne: All of torgue's weapons are explosive gyrojets, nothing is a normal boolet or energy bolt. "--BOOOOOOOOORING! You don't wanna hear about that, Vault Hunter! You wanna hear about LOOT! AND PECS! AND EXPLOSIONS! I'm Torgue, and I am here to ask you one question, and one question only: EXPLOSIONS?!"

L82[17:28:57] <Eddi|zuHause> well, for explosions, he's probably in the right game :p

L84[17:53:25] <FLHerne> KrazyKrl: ah

L88[18:46:46] <sandbox> !mission

L89[18:46:46] <LunchBot> You find a loophole that exempts you from ethics. Your NTR leaves you for a sleeker, more powerful spacecraft.

L90[19:04:00] <FLHerne> .outcome add You are imprisoned for inciting your own murder.

L91[19:04:00] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You are imprisoned for inciting your own murder.

L92[19:06:02] <raptop> This sounds like something you just read a news article about

L93[19:17:14] <Althego> hehe the ntr joke

L94[19:25:19] <FLHerne> raptop: it was a while ago, but yes

L95[20:07:10] <Eddi|zuHause> there are countries where suicie is punishable :p

L96[20:07:18] <Eddi|zuHause> +d

L97[20:07:36] <Eddi|zuHause> i think i need a new keyboard, it keeps getting more common that letters are missing

L98[20:09:13] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L99[20:09:13] <LunchBot> You build a rocket with over 9000 low-powered but crazily efficient engines on its first stage. This lays waste to everything not in sight.

L100[20:09:49] <Eddi|zuHause> very efficient indeed.

L101[20:11:30] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission add You test a theory whether every part of the universe that is not in your line of sight is destroyed and recreated as needed.

L102[20:11:31] <LunchBot> Added mission: You test a theory whether every part of the universe that is not in your line of sight is destroyed and recreated as needed.

L103[20:27:35] <FLHerne> I don't think suicide as such was quite the point

L104[20:32:47] <FLHerne> 14-year-old boy invented a weirdly complicated fictional scenario to trick his friend into stabbing him