L7[01:53:22] <sandbox> !mission

L8[01:53:22] <LunchBot> Here comes a taniwha! If you're going to put all your eggs in one basket, you might as well use an exploding basket.

L9[01:55:31] <XXCoder> whooo taniwha eggs. rare. in exploding basket

L10[01:55:42] <XXCoder> you live dangerously

L11[01:56:25] <XXCoder> ;mission

L12[01:56:26] <LunchBot> You try to make an emergency flare using one of the countless bicycle frames found on the Mun. You fill up every room in the Hilbert hospital.

L13[01:56:56] <XXCoder> probably exploded and hurt everyone

L14[01:57:06] <XXCoder> infinite too

L15[01:57:23] <Althego> lol

L16[01:57:29] <Mat2ch> !outcome add Bill installs a literal afterburner in your bathtub.

L17[01:57:30] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Bill installs a literal afterburner in your bathtub.

L18[01:58:32] <XXCoder> ;mission add You design an amazing new invention! It's plane with body that is made from bathtub.

L19[01:58:32] <LunchBot> Added mission: You design an amazing new invention! It's plane with body that is made from bathtub.

L20[02:23:23] <FLHerne> HAVE BLUE?

L22[02:23:49] <FLHerne> no

L23[02:24:57] <Althego> must bea lifting body

L24[02:27:31] <FLHerne> https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northrop_Tacit_Blue

L25[02:27:47] <FLHerne> Tacit Blue was the bathtub one

L26[02:28:30] <Althego> this cant be serious

L27[02:38:30] <Mat2ch> it was apparently

L28[02:43:14] <Althego> i was thinkin of this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASA_M2-F1

L29[02:43:30] <Althego> Its unusual appearance earned it the nickname "flying bathtub"

L30[03:00:22] <sandbox> !mission

L31[03:00:22] <LunchBot> You attach a random SCP as a payload. Cheer up! If all else fails, you can set the building on fire.

L32[03:03:58] <Mat2ch> That's always an option, I guess?

L33[03:19:06] <darsie> stupid chauvinist pig?

L35[03:34:36] <Mat2ch> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCP_Foundation

L36[04:09:44] <sandbox> !mission

L37[04:09:45] <LunchBot> You decide to make a single wing plane. You not only have feelings about the results... you have emotional feelings.

L38[04:37:00] <darsie> 1337

L39[05:00:28] <sandbox> I've been hearing foghorns a lot today

L40[05:24:11] <Mat2ch> Is it foggy?

L41[05:30:14] <sandbox> must be

L42[05:40:29] <FLHerne> .mission add You build a hyper-realistic capsule simulator to play KSP in. It has all the gauges and buttons shown in IVA, a multi-axis hydraulic thing to simulate g-forces, and a large bomb.

L43[05:40:29] <LunchBot> Added mission: You build a hyper-realistic capsule simulator to play KSP in. It has all the gauges and buttons shown in IVA, a multi-axis hydraulic thing to simulate g-forces, and a large bomb.

L44[05:46:26] <Mat2ch> sandbox: you haven't looked out of the window yet?

L46[05:47:33] <sandbox> it's the other direction

L51[08:15:31] <FLHerne> .outcome add Val Kerman Thought becomes a mandatory part of the school curriculum.

L52[08:15:31] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Val Kerman Thought becomes a mandatory part of the school curriculum.

L53[08:42:10] <raptop> Why does the simulator have a bomb?

L54[08:43:42] <Althego> for realism

L55[08:43:52] <Althego> the thing is called motion system

L56[08:43:59] <Althego> modern ones are electric though

L57[08:47:36] <FLHerne> raptop: to simulate high-speed collisions

L58[08:47:56] <FLHerne> and possibly overheating

L60[08:52:54] <KrazyKrl> it's not a true simulator unless it can simulate the worst-case-scenario

L61[08:53:46] <Althego> i know of one that coul simulate fire smoke, but for that the crew needed advanced notice, because they had to turn off fire alarm

L62[08:55:30] <Mat2ch> that is awful realistic.

L63[08:59:22] <Althego> it was never used in practice

L64[09:00:30] <Althego> they are sitting in the lowest position http://www.warpology.com/x/VIDEO0008.mp4

L65[09:00:33] <darsie> What simulator? What bomb?

L66[09:00:48] <Althego> an imaginary simulator in ksp that has an integrated bomb

L67[09:01:07] <darsie> What's the worst-case-scenario?

L68[09:09:56] <Althego> the simulated mission succeeds and you cannot test the bomb

L72[10:12:21] <sandbox> !mission

L73[10:12:21] <LunchBot> You spice up your mission with Sriracha and Tabasco sauce. Your launch is delayed one day due to nyancats.

L74[10:13:34] <sandbox> nyancat was 2011

L75[10:13:44] <Althego> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0hSg7vaAb8

L76[10:13:49] <Althego> spice it up by jester

L79[10:16:35] <Pinkbeast> I suspect this is a hardy perennial, sorry. Finally going to install Breaking Ground; I bought KSP from Squad so am downloading via a "Private Division" account. Breaking Ground downloads offer a selection of installers with instructions like "Use this installer only if you have a English translated copy of KSP 1.7.1" (where 1.7.1 is the most recent version listed).

L80[10:16:54] <Pinkbeast> I don't have a copy of KSP 1.7.1 at all; I am about to install 1.12.5.

L81[10:17:00] <Pinkbeast> How should I proceed?

L82[10:17:58] <Althego> they didnt update the dlcs after a while. but the rule still stands, choos an installer which has the same language as your ksp

L83[10:19:14] <Pinkbeast> https://wiki.kerbalspaceprogram.com/wiki/1.12 says "An update for the Making History and Breaking Ground expansions were released alongside this major release", so while I'm proceeding as you suggest, I'm confused.

L84[10:21:10] <Althego> i have breaking ground 1.7.1 and making history 1.12.1, while ksp 1.12.5

L85[10:21:21] <Althego> i think these are the final versions

L86[10:33:20] <sandbox> I don't think I ever downloaded the later versions

L87[10:34:16] <sandbox> my browser forgot my password after they changed the site, and I couldn't be bothered

L89[10:44:03] <packbart> that's where I prefer Steam just as a unified package manager

L92[12:09:13] <Mat2ch> !mission

L93[12:09:13] <LunchBot> You have the utmost confidence in the mission. The flag gets stuck but you like it that way.

L94[12:14:28] <Althego> that beginning is HAL 9000

L95[12:20:34] <Mat2ch> But where did I stick that flag...

L98[13:22:56] <Eddi|zuHause> do we really want to know? :p

L99[13:22:59] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L100[13:22:59] <LunchBot> Jeb's hibernation suit fails mere weeks into his return journey from Eeloo. Through years of total isolation in the blackness of space, his mind is warped beyond recognition. You run out of magnetic monopoles.

L101[13:37:07] <sandbox> !mission

L102[13:37:08] <LunchBot> You violate conservation of momentum. Luckily everyone (and everything) involved was inflammable.

L103[13:38:27] <raptop> Pinkbeast: breaking ground/making history version numbers might not match up, but all of the latest are compatible.

L104[13:38:39] <raptop> !mission leash l

L105[13:38:39] <LunchBot> You ignore the leash laws for your pet kraken.

L106[13:39:34] <raptop> (and as always, there's that silly thing where you can download the "linux" versions of the DLC and then just unzip them in your GameData folder)

L107[13:39:47] <Pinkbeast> Oh, that's useful

L109[13:59:47] <Pinkbeast> (although finding all the old Necrobones mods have moved off CKAN is a bit "gah maybe I'll stick with 1.9.1")

L110[14:05:55] <darsie> .mission add You send a worm through a wormhole.

L111[14:05:55] <LunchBot> Added mission: You send a worm through a wormhole.

L112[14:14:27] <XXCoder> thats how kraken breeds

L113[14:22:33] <sandbox> you must gather your party before venturing forth

L114[14:27:29] <raptop> sandbox: that's how Seravok gets you!

L117[15:33:27] <Azander> !mission

L118[15:33:27] <LunchBot> You construct an aircraft powered by a laser-inertial-confinement fusion engine. The Kerbal people would have been thrilled at the accomplishment, but the media instead hyped Jeb's atrocious and ostracizing t-shirt.

L123[15:59:23] <XXCoder> fancy shirt

L124[15:59:29] <XXCoder> ;mission

L125[15:59:29] <LunchBot> You try to raise money to upgrade your computers on the ground and on your craft. This should probably win you an Ignobel Prize.

L126[15:59:47] <XXCoder> what? bad computers?

L127[16:06:37] <raptop> Depends on what you were using the computers for

L128[16:36:55] <Eddi|zuHause> i think the fundraising campaign itself is meant...

L131[17:43:07] <XXCoder> maybe

L135[18:04:08] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L136[18:04:08] <LunchBot> You attempt to construct a colony in Jool. As long as he doesn't do anything reckless or stupid, Jeb will be just fine.

L137[18:15:15] <XXCoder> theres still those vats if jeb wasnt fine

L138[18:21:07] <raptop> What happens if the vats run out of goo?

L139[18:21:43] <XXCoder> ;outcome add You forgot about stage zero, the planning stage. Failed.

L140[18:21:43] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You forgot about stage zero, the planning stage. Failed.

L141[18:21:55] <XXCoder> rap its just mixure of wood from trees and grass

L142[18:21:58] <XXCoder> they'll never run out

L143[18:33:51] <raptop> oh, good

L144[18:46:04] <XXCoder> :mission add For Science, you try to find out what goo in Jeb vats is made from.

L145[18:46:04] <LunchBot> Added mission: For Science, you try to find out what goo in Jeb vats is made from.

L146[18:50:58] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission fixup s/goo/the goo/

L147[18:50:59] <LunchBot> New text is: For Science, you try to find out what the goo in Jeb vats is made from.

L148[18:51:05] <raptop> !outcome add Your cloning vats run out of mystery goo.

L149[18:51:05] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your cloning vats run out of mystery goo.

L157[19:47:59] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission add Halfway through constructing a dyson sphere you run out of materials.

L158[19:47:59] <LunchBot> Added mission: Halfway through constructing a dyson sphere you run out of materials.

L159[19:49:42] <raptop> oh no

L160[20:37:19] <raptop> !mission

L161[20:37:20] <LunchBot> You discover a gravitational anomaly that's been floating around interstellar space for so long there's a planet around it. At least you have really mastered the art of counting backwards.

L162[20:37:49] <raptop> There are a great many intermediate steps missing this time

L163[20:37:54] <XXCoder> yep

L164[20:38:00] <XXCoder> or many failed launches

L165[20:38:14] <raptop> also, that mission sounds almost like that one game that NovaSilisko was working on for a while