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L6[01:47:48] <FLHerne> .outcome add It doesn't seem worth it, just to collect 10 tins of paint.
L7[01:47:48] <LunchBot> Added outcome: It doesn't seem worth it, just to collect 10 tins of paint.
L8[01:58:59] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission
L9[01:58:59] <LunchBot> You forgo struts in an effort to cut down on the cost of your vessel. Your mission succumbs to Cole's Law, which is thinly sliced cabbage.
L10[01:59:37] <Eddi|zuHause> that's the proof: you need more struts! :p
L11[02:00:30] <darsie> Reinforced cabbage.
L12[02:01:57] <Althego> use autostruts if possible
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L15[03:08:50] <darsie> .outcome add The Kraken uses rocket propulsion to get halfway to anywhere.
L16[03:08:50] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The Kraken uses rocket propulsion to get halfway to anywhere.
L17[03:11:36] <darsie> .outcome add With Mom Kraken, baby Kraken escapes using two stage rocket rocket propulsion.
L18[03:11:37] <LunchBot> Added outcome: With Mom Kraken, baby Kraken escapes using two stage rocket rocket propulsion.
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L23[04:37:51] <darsie> 1337
L24[04:49:44] <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add It's a complete failure, but at least the annoying earworm stays with your all day.
L25[04:49:44] <LunchBot> Added outcome: It's a complete failure, but at least the annoying earworm stays with your all day.
L26[04:50:13] <XXCoder> wouldnt that be you and not your?
L27[04:50:29] <Eddi|zuHause> typo
L28[04:50:41] <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome fixup s/your/you/
L29[04:50:41] <LunchBot> New text is: It's a complete failure, but at least the annoying earworm stays with you all day.
L30[04:51:09] <Eddi|zuHause> where did that r even come from?
L31[04:52:14] <XXCoder> dunno I have had entirely wrong word before lol
L32[04:52:25] <XXCoder> sometimes autotyping gets out of hand (not autocorrect)
L33[04:52:42] <Eddi|zuHause> damn autocarrot
L34[04:52:59] <XXCoder> lol
L35[04:53:09] <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add The autocarrot strikes again.
L36[04:53:10] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The autocarrot strikes again.
L37[04:53:10] <XXCoder> no your brain gets used to typing certain words
L38[04:53:27] <XXCoder> so you type it out rather than word you wanted
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L40[04:54:58] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission
L41[04:54:59] <LunchBot> You consult !8ball at every stage of the design process. Jebediah breaks out his stash of champagne and uses it to save the mission.
L42[04:55:20] <XXCoder> fun
L43[04:55:25] <XXCoder> ;mission
L44[04:55:25] <LunchBot> You dissolve C8H20Pb into the liqud fuel to improve the performance of your prop aircraft. You collide with a dirigible behemothaur.
L45[04:55:45] <XXCoder> yeah no idea on aspects of both lol
L46[04:56:01] <XXCoder> but guess is that craft went so fast and uncontrollable
L47[04:57:38] <Eddi|zuHause> i heard leaded fuel tastes sweet
L48[04:58:18] <XXCoder> lead lilliop would be awesome infinite sweet candy
L49[04:58:23] <XXCoder> except its poisonous.
L50[05:00:51] <XXCoder> maybe Everlasting Gobstopper is actually lead
L51[05:15:19] <sandbox> !mission
L52[05:15:20] <LunchBot> Sweat beads on your brow when you read that your Synosiodic chamber has reached 3.5ppm with 23 side-fumbles per minute. This will be fixed in the next version.
L53[05:30:10] <FLHerne> phew
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L67[09:17:31] <FLHerne> .mission add The potholes in your runway are a serious hazard, but you can't fill them in because they're a habitat for the very rare Pothole Weevil.
L68[09:17:31] <LunchBot> Added mission: The potholes in your runway are a serious hazard, but you can't fill them in because they're a habitat for the very rare Pothole Weevil.
L69[09:17:47] <FLHerne> (inspired by true frustrations)
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L71[09:49:23] <sandbox> !mission
L72[09:49:23] <LunchBot> A cat gets on your keyboard and fires every thruster at once. You violate causality but don't care because of the speed achieved.
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L74[10:01:04] <Eddi|zuHause> *notes* cats violate causalityy
L75[10:01:11] <Eddi|zuHause> -y
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L78[10:22:27] <raptop> good kitty?
L79[10:24:36] <darsie> Did the universe cause consciousness or did consciousness caues the universe?
L80[10:26:18] <raptop> !outcome add You are replaced by a very small shell script.
L81[10:26:18] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You are replaced by a very small shell script.
L82[12:05:51] <Eddi|zuHause> darsie: if a tree falls in the woods, does it create someone that can hear it?
L83[13:01:56] <darsie> .
L84[13:28:39] <Mat2ch> !mission
L85[13:28:39] <LunchBot> You are inspired by an XKCD what-if. Why? For the glory of science of course!
L86[13:28:50] <Mat2ch> Exactly!
L87[13:35:03] <XXCoder> yup!
L88[13:35:08] <XXCoder> just remember to write it down
L89[13:35:17] <XXCoder> otherwise its just scrwing around
L90[13:35:25] <Mat2ch> That's good. We're not screwing around here.
L91[13:36:52] <XXCoder> ;mission
L92[13:36:52] <LunchBot> You add some aerospikes just for the hell of it. Riots at KSC.
L93[13:37:15] <XXCoder> allright! 20th aerospike might have been too much
L94[13:41:41] <Mat2ch> Let them eat Terriers.
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L96[13:55:57] <darsie> Avoid animal products.
L97[13:56:17] <darsie> Killing dogs (and cats) for food or other products is illegal in Austria.
L98[13:56:40] <darsie> .outcome add The terrier tastes terrible.
L99[13:56:40] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The terrier tastes terrible.
L100[14:00:27] <Mat2ch> darsie: But the engine is called Terrier
L101[14:01:15] <darsie> Ok, I'll make an exception.
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L107[14:55:15] <FLHerne> ,outcome add You manage to cause the exact issue you were trying to prevent.
L108[15:01:07] <sandbox> !mission
L109[15:01:07] <LunchBot> You do nothing interesting. The only thing left to do is fail.
L110[15:05:20] <FLHerne> well that's depressing
L111[15:05:31] <FLHerne> I've felt like that on bad days
L112[15:05:35] <XXCoder> ouch lol
L113[15:29:26] <raptop> oof
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L118[17:09:23] <Eddi|zuHause> i don't think that last outcome was actually added
L119[17:09:45] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission
L120[17:09:45] <LunchBot> You invent self-heating tea that never gets cold. Well...technically it does, but the half-life is a few thousand years which should be good enough. The friendship drive charges.
L121[17:10:26] <XXCoder> that is definitely "mostly safe" possible
L122[17:10:55] <XXCoder> ie steel tea cup with radioactive inside to keep temperate to precisely hottestdrinkable temperate
L123[17:12:02] <Eddi|zuHause> the question is always: how dangerous is it compared to other things... like inhaling traffic exhaust every day. or smoking.
L124[17:12:27] <XXCoder> as long as it contains radioactivity inside it'd be fine
L125[17:14:04] <raptop> !outcome add You manage to cause the exact issue you were trying to prevent.
L126[17:14:05] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You manage to cause the exact issue you were trying to prevent.
L127[17:16:20] <Eddi|zuHause> btw. drinking hot beverages s considered a cancer risk
L128[17:16:35] <Eddi|zuHause> *is
L129[17:16:49] <XXCoder> good thing I drink ice cold water lol
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L139[20:56:32] <Althego> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-wG3CnaAVQ starlink soon
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