L9[02:32:57] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L10[02:32:57] <LunchBot> You crack bad jokes in #kspofficial. Your crew loiters in Minmus orbit for too long and absorbs over 500 megasieverts of radiation.

L11[02:33:51] <Eddi|zuHause> but... were they mesmerized by the jokes, or were they trying to stay away from the jokes? :p

L12[02:34:40] <XXCoder> yes

L13[02:34:53] <XXCoder> ;mission

L14[02:34:53] <LunchBot> You send 5 soldiers into a reaserch vessel with a nuke. The launch vehicle is too large for the lander and your craft overheats.

L15[02:35:06] <XXCoder> overheat with rads

L20[04:18:58] <darsie> reaserch

L23[04:59:45] <Eddi|zuHause> close enough :p

L25[05:00:20] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission fixup s/ase/sea/

L26[05:00:21] <LunchBot> New text is: You send 5 soldiers into a research vessel with a nuke.

L27[05:00:58] <Eddi|zuHause> you can play regex golf with the fixups :p

L32[05:56:10] <sandbox> !mission

L33[05:56:11] <LunchBot> You attempt to make a small edit to one of the parts. Your hilarious yet thrilling exploits are optioned by Hollywood to become a major film series.

L34[06:06:52] <Eddi|zuHause> sounds legit

L35[06:11:44] <raptop> !mission add You disassemble Moho to provide raw materials for a Dyson swarm.

L36[06:11:45] <LunchBot> Added mission: You disassemble Moho to provide raw materials for a Dyson swarm.

L37[06:22:04] <Eddi|zuHause> i have some doubts that gives enough material

L38[06:37:03] <FLHerne> it didn't say *only* Moho

L39[06:49:01] <raptop> Moho is just the obvious starting point

L40[06:58:18] <SporkWitch> That was one of the interesting details in Ringworld: they'd completely exhausted the materials of that solar system to build it, so when civilization collapsed and they lost the technology for matter-energy conversion, civilization could never rebuild because there simply weren't materials TO rebuild from and thus evolve and relearn what was lost.

L41[07:41:31] <Eddi|zuHause> well, the thing about all these mega-structures is that they're kinda doomed to fail if you don't immediately start with the whole thing.

L42[07:42:59] <Eddi|zuHause> like, you can't build a quarter ringworld, and then continue with the rest.

L43[08:00:03] <FLHerne> depends, you could build it quarter-width

L44[08:00:22] <FLHerne> and then widen the ring as required

L49[09:04:24] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You create a new mystery goo formulation and name it "Flubber."

L50[09:04:24] <LunchBot> Added mission: You create a new mystery goo formulation and name it "Flubber."

L51[09:07:33] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The only survivors were the subjects that had their bone marrow replaced with Flubber.

L52[09:07:33] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The only survivors were the subjects that had their bone marrow replaced with Flubber.

L53[09:08:29] <raptop> !outcome add Your crew is delaminated.

L54[09:08:29] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your crew is delaminated.

L55[09:09:38] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The crew dies to death due to bodily spallation.

L56[09:09:38] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The crew dies to death due to bodily spallation.

L57[09:09:40] <Althego> that implies they were laminated

L58[09:09:48] <Althego> carbon composite crew?

L59[09:10:07] <KrazyKrl> turns out kerbals have bark rings like trees.

L60[09:10:12] <raptop> heh

L61[09:12:30] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You reticulate your limbs.

L62[09:12:31] <LunchBot> Added mission: You reticulate your limbs.

L63[09:14:14] <raptop> !mission spline

L64[09:14:14] <LunchBot> You try reticulating KSP's splines.

L65[09:21:14] <FLHerne> .outcome add At first you were horrified...now you can't stop laughing.

L66[09:21:14] <LunchBot> Added outcome: At first you were horrified...now you can't stop laughing.

L67[09:22:05] <FLHerne> .outcome add You facepalm so hard it gives you a concussion.

L68[09:22:05] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You facepalm so hard it gives you a concussion.

L72[11:09:02] <Eddi|zuHause> i wondered all those years, whether "reticulate" even has a meaning?

L73[11:10:25] <Althego> https://www.quora.com/What-does-reticulating-splines-mean

L74[11:38:14] <raptop> !mission

L75[11:38:14] <LunchBot> Today is a good day to die. You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

L76[11:38:34] <raptop> hmm

L77[11:38:56] <Althego> hehe

L78[11:39:03] <Althego> so they did die

L79[11:51:56] <raptop> (the outcome is a reference to https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2316)

L82[12:25:48] <FLHerne> .outcome add You attempt to outwit the border patrol by devising cocaine-infused rocket components.

L83[12:25:48] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You attempt to outwit the border patrol by devising cocaine-infused rocket components.

L84[12:25:56] <FLHerne> oops, should be mission, will fix

L86[12:27:56] <packbart> transported by Cheech & Chong Logistics?

L91[12:34:17] <raptop> I'm pretty sure that CnCL focus on THC and CBD rich composites

L92[12:34:39] <raptop> ...I half wonder if we should find a way to get this channel a more normal rating

L94[12:54:31] <Mat2ch> !mission

L95[12:54:31] <LunchBot> You install all of the realism mods. You are forced to perform percussive maintenance.

L97[13:07:43] <FLHerne> the mission inspired by https://i.redd.it/fmdp3v8xpibb1.jpg - pallets made out of 1.2 tonnes of compressed cocaine

L98[13:07:57] <FLHerne> hm, maybe the rules apply

L99[13:08:15] <FLHerne> .mission del cocaine

L100[13:08:15] <LunchBot> No mission found matching "cocaine".

L101[13:08:21] <FLHerne> hm

L102[13:08:48] <FLHerne> (deleted, rule 2.2b)

L103[13:10:58] <packbart> it's ok if you spell it with a K

L104[13:18:59] <FLHerne> .outcome add This would be against the channel rules, but it's ok because you spelled it with a K.

L105[13:18:59] <LunchBot> Added outcome: This would be against the channel rules, but it's ok because you spelled it with a K.

L108[13:36:25] *** Server sets mode: +CLPTgnt

L112[16:02:35] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L113[16:02:35] <LunchBot> The market finally crashes. Valentina experiments with the psychedelic effects of eating the snow on Minmus.

L115[16:11:34] <XXCoder> snow?

L116[16:11:40] <XXCoder> they meant mint ice cream

L128[17:38:52] <raptop> !outcome add Your kerbals all feel compelled to leave mundane and/or disturbing audiologs before partaking in this mission.

L129[17:38:52] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your kerbals all feel compelled to leave mundane and/or disturbing audiologs before partaking in this mission.

L130[17:42:35] <XXCoder> fun

L131[17:42:38] <XXCoder> ;mission

L132[17:42:38] <LunchBot> Your crew notice a mysterious ticking noise, and start singing along to it. Steam sets fire to your home folder.

L133[17:42:56] <XXCoder> ah steam was ticking

L134[17:43:52] <raptop> Steam is doing?

L135[17:44:19] <raptop> (Also, remember back when Steam had a bug on Linux where it would rm -rf your entire drive?)

L136[17:45:53] <Eddi|zuHause> not remembering steam doing that, but several times news like that passed me for other programs

L137[17:46:14] <FLHerne> I guess the pipe bomb was incendiary

L138[17:47:44] <FLHerne> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4 -- from the very first generation of YouTube memes

L139[17:48:48] <XXCoder> lol

L140[18:12:46] <Eddi|zuHause> i don't think i've ever actually watched that in full

L141[18:13:03] <packbart> I didn't even know that existed

L142[18:15:00] <Eddi|zuHause> i've always thought of it as a worse version of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wN6xVJik24

L143[18:18:22] <packbart> speaking of SCPs... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Pullman#Burial (totally unrelated, I just heard this mentioned in a book)

L144[18:19:25] <packbart> thoroughly encased in lead, steel and concrete. just in case some angry workers of his might want to dig him out