OCLogs: 2023-05-26.log

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L1[00:52:25] <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add Common sense should have predicted this outcome.

L2[00:52:25] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Common sense should have predicted this outcome.

L3[00:53:39] <XXCoder> ;mission

L4[00:53:39] <LunchBot> Jeb's hibernation suit fails mere weeks into his return journey from Eeloo. Through years of total isolation in the blackness of space, his mind is warped beyond recognition. Internet Explorer is now known as Internet Exploder.

L5[00:53:55] <XXCoder> wow thats so warped joke

L6[00:56:36] <Eddi|zuHause> that does explain a lot, though :p

L7[00:56:55] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L8[00:56:55] <LunchBot> You design a series of planetary probes around the paradigm of exchanging reaction mass for ablative lithobraking equipment. Your rocket ceases current operations and commences dubstep.

L9[00:58:27] <Eddi|zuHause> hm... lithobreakdance might have been more fitting :p

L10[01:15:55] <XXCoder> hah

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L17[03:44:47] <Althego> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhuJsjQH8fU

L18[03:44:52] <Althego> launch in about 2.5 minutes

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L20[04:01:58] <cringe> ISS Urine Tank Level: 8%

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L33[06:35:23] <packbart> "I was born in Düsseldorf und that is why they call me Rolf"

L34[06:36:06] <packbart> scnrn

L35[06:45:44] <NeckoGecko> О_о

L36[06:46:08] <NeckoGecko> Дusseldwarf :>

L37[06:54:35] <XXCoder> kessel run dwarf

L38[06:55:21] <XXCoder> ;)

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L44[08:41:39] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L45[08:41:39] <LunchBot> You attempt to create an extraplanetary launchpad. Your actions cause an XK-class [DATA EXPUNGED]

L46[08:43:30] <XXCoder> whoo dangerous to set a launchpad on other worlds it seems

L47[08:43:37] <XXCoder> ;mission

L48[08:43:37] <LunchBot> You scrub your rocket very hard. You match your target orbit, only to find that you're going in the wrong direction.

L49[08:43:56] <XXCoder> doh must have flipped something while scrubbing.

L50[09:17:02] <sandbox> ;mission

L51[09:17:02] <LunchBot> You make your slides in LaTeX instead of PowerPoint. You accidentally find Hoffa after crash landing at a yard.

L52[09:18:44] <Eddi|zuHause> i don't think i've ever used powerpoint

L53[09:21:59] <sandbox> years ago I found a bug in it

L54[09:22:02] <packbart> well, at least with all that LaTeX, you didn't leave any fingerprints on ol' Hoffa

L55[09:23:37] <XXCoder> finally, mystery solved

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L58[09:53:03] <Izzy> !mission add To comply with submission requirements, you screenshot your LaTeX mission proposal and embed it in a Word document.

L59[09:53:03] <LunchBot> Added mission: To comply with submission requirements, you screenshot your LaTeX mission proposal and embed it in a Word document.

L60[09:54:30] <Eddi|zuHause> that's missing out important steps like printing out, faxing, and scanning back in

L61[09:54:39] <XXCoder> wood table is needed also

L62[09:54:51] <XXCoder> to take photo of print on it

L63[10:10:36] <Eddi|zuHause> actually, you can also replace scanning in with someone manually typing it

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L65[10:26:16] <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add You realize that the stars actually are the souls of your ancestors

L66[10:26:16] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You realize that the stars actually are the souls of your ancestors

L67[10:26:48] <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome fixup s/ancestors/ancestors./

L68[10:26:48] <LunchBot> New text is: You realize that the stars actually are the souls of your ancestors.

L69[10:27:04] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L70[10:27:05] <LunchBot> You search for the Mysterious Cities of Kerbin. Extending legal jurisdiction to outer space is suddenly a priority.

L71[10:27:51] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission roads

L72[10:27:52] <LunchBot> No mission found matching "roads".

L73[10:28:58] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission add Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

L74[10:28:58] <LunchBot> Added mission: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

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L78[11:37:24] <Althego> leet time

L79[11:44:15] <FLHerne> .outcome add You require a moment to recontextualize the transitory nature of organic life.

L80[11:44:15] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You require a moment to recontextualize the transitory nature of organic life.

L81[11:44:48] <Azander> !mission

L82[11:44:48] <LunchBot> You murder a microwave for its magnetron and install it in your rocket. Common sense should have predicted this outcome.

L83[11:50:06] <sandbox> !mission

L84[11:50:07] <LunchBot> You forget that while kerbals don't need to eat, you do. This ultimately kills an infinite number of kerbals in finite time.

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L90[13:25:29] <sandbox> !mission

L91[13:25:29] <LunchBot> You debone a porkchop plot. The quadratic formula explodes, emitting all kinds of deadly x squareds.

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L102[15:42:28] <raptop> huh, one of the 40k games is free on steam (and gog has a goodies pack) https://store.steampowered.com/app/489630/Warhammer_40000_Gladius__Relics_of_War/

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L105[15:52:49] <sandbox> I got it yesterday... another game added to my account that I'll never play

L106[15:54:33] <sandbox> I also got "Hue", whatever that is

L107[15:57:41] <raptop> hah

L108[15:57:58] <raptop> Imagine if collecting games playing games were the same hobby

L109[16:23:59] <KrazyKrl> man, the only things i seem to collect is anguish and spam voicemails.

L110[16:27:30] <sandbox> !mission

L111[16:27:30] <LunchBot> You try a propellant combination you read about on Derek Lowe's blog. Help, I'm trapped in a mission factory.

L112[16:32:09] <raptop> KrazyKrl: you should collect games, then!

L113[16:43:31] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L114[16:43:31] <LunchBot> You try to reach orbit with a portal gun. Pictures taken during your trip are ignored by everyone.

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L117[18:28:10] <Althego> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JlUnOAiMm4

L118[18:28:17] <Althego> Why Japan's Moon Lander Crashed Due to An Unbelievable Computer Bug

L119[18:30:20] <Eddi|zuHause> is it worse than mixing incompatible metric an imperial units?

L120[18:30:31] <Althego> no

L121[18:31:35] <Althego> software bugs, typical. the problem is, you can easily add large amounts of complexity in software, and then you have a lot of unchecked behavior, even if you try to test everything

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L124[18:45:00] <sandbox> it didn't run !mission before running the mission

L125[18:45:12] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission

L126[18:45:12] <LunchBot> You install a flux capacitor on your rocket in an attempt to travel back in time. The resulting explosion blew right past nuclear pasta into the baffling new world of nuclear taquitos.

L127[18:45:32] <raptop> mmm... taquitos...

L128[18:45:34] <Eddi|zuHause> that sounds weirdly plausible

L129[18:46:33] <Althego> hehe

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L132[19:01:16] <Mat2ch> !mission add You type !fission instead of !mission.

L133[19:01:17] <LunchBot> Added mission: You type !fission instead of !mission.

L134[19:01:32] <Eddi|zuHause> yesterday i typed !nission

L135[19:01:47] <raptop> I thought that was already a mission?

L136[19:01:59] <raptop> !mission ;fission

L137[19:01:59] <LunchBot> Your finger slips, and you type ";fission" instead of ";mission."

L138[19:02:07] <Mat2ch> oh, great :P

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L145[20:59:13] <XXCoder> ;mission

L146[20:59:13] <LunchBot> You build a giant Orffyreus's wheel to satisfy your power needs. They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

L147[20:59:26] <XXCoder> using those wheels? :P

L148[20:59:52] <raptop> Yes (somehow)

L149[21:05:34] <XXCoder> if I had time machine id love to take a peek on his design

L150[21:05:51] <XXCoder> even if its an scam, i want to see how it lasted a weel

L151[21:07:08] <XXCoder> erm 2 weeks but yeah

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L158[23:01:17] <raptop> Meanwhile on the KSP2 discord, it's literally impossible to say one of the new engine names because of the word filter

L159[23:01:25] <raptop> (The Trumpet Methalox Engine)

L160[23:07:09] <darsie> The Trumpet Methalox Engine

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