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L26[10:21:53] <FLHerne> ;mission add You
are contracted by the United Nations of Kerbin to deliver (and
distribute!) food for a giant space habitat.
L27[10:21:53] <LunchBot> Added mission: You
are contracted by the United Nations of Kerbin to deliver (and
distribute!) food for a giant space habitat.
L28[10:23:49] <Mat2ch> !mission
L29[10:23:49] <LunchBot> You press the big,
jolly, red, candy-like button. Your orbital railgun is too literal;
now you need some orbital trains.
L30[10:24:04] <Mat2ch> lol
L31[10:24:13] <Mat2ch> Who put that outcome
there
L32[10:24:17] <Mat2ch> That's hillarious
:D
L33[10:24:23] <XXCoder> no idea lol
L34[10:24:34] <XXCoder> ;mission
L35[10:24:34] <LunchBot> You turn on the
radio whilst crossing the event horizon. The resulting explosion is
mostly harmless.
L36[10:24:50] <XXCoder> black hole no like
radio
L37[10:24:52] <FLHerne> That was mine, I
think
L38[10:25:08] <XXCoder> which?
L39[10:25:09] <FLHerne> (the orbital
trains)
L40[10:25:30] <XXCoder> ahh well nice one
lol
L41[10:25:33] <Mat2ch> hehe
L42[10:25:34] <Mat2ch> yeah
L43[10:25:37] <Mat2ch> had a good
laugh
L44[10:26:03] <Mat2ch> !outcome
Crickets
L45[10:26:04] <LunchBot> No outcome found
matching "Crickets".
L46[10:26:08] <Mat2ch> !outcome
Cricket
L47[10:26:09] <LunchBot> No outcome found
matching "Cricket".
L48[10:26:11] <Mat2ch> !outcome
cricket
L49[10:26:11] <LunchBot> No outcome found
matching "cricket".
L50[10:26:13] <FLHerne> ;mission add You
commit 'negligent regicide' against the robot king of an O'Neill
cylinder.
L51[10:26:13] <LunchBot> Added mission: You
commit 'negligent regicide' against the robot king of an O'Neill
cylinder.
L52[10:26:28] <Mat2ch> !outcome add Only
cricket noises remain.
L53[10:26:28] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
Only cricket noises remain.
L54[10:26:51] <Mat2ch> !outcome
tumbleweed
L55[10:26:51] <LunchBot> A lone tumbleweed
rolls through space.
L56[10:26:54] <Mat2ch> nice.
L57[10:26:59] <Mat2ch> !mission
L58[10:26:59] <LunchBot> Jeb does something
questionable in the cargo bay. Cirno is embarassed by your poor
math skills.
L59[10:27:04] *
Mat2ch should be working right now...
L60[10:27:05] <FLHerne> ;mission add To
discourage use of a gigantic hyperspace death-ray, you turn its
barrel into a civilian space habitat.
L61[10:27:05] <LunchBot> Added mission: To
discourage use of a gigantic hyperspace death-ray, you turn its
barrel into a civilian space habitat.
L62[10:27:24] *
FLHerne has been archive-binging Schlock Mercenary again
:p
L63[10:28:39] <Mat2ch> And I need a
plan.
L64[10:28:45] <Mat2ch> And something to
bite.
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L72[11:06:04] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission
L73[11:06:04] <LunchBot> You switch to
Kerbix. All hail probe!
L74[11:06:20] <Althego> kerbix?
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L79[12:24:13] <KrazyKrl> It's like unix,
but more green and less environmentally friendly.
L80[12:30:29] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The
international community frowns due to your shenanigans.
L81[12:30:29] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The
international community frowns due to your shenanigans.
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L84[12:32:54] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add Due
to an interaction between your spaceplane and a past lightcone; you
enter a hyperbolic chamber.
L85[12:32:55] <LunchBot> Added mission: Due
to an interaction between your spaceplane and a past lightcone; you
enter a hyperbolic chamber.
L86[12:34:15] <Althego> ;outcome add Your
ship disappears, and until observation the crew is both dead and
alive at the same time.
L87[12:34:16] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
Your ship disappears, and until observation the crew is both dead
and alive at the same time.
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L89[12:40:15] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The
only evidence remaining of your failure is a tiny blip in a
gravitational wave detector on the other side of the galaxy.
L90[12:40:15] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The
only evidence remaining of your failure is a tiny blip in a
gravitational wave detector on the other side of the galaxy.
L91[12:46:45] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The
Men in Black arrive and begin issuing mandatory "eye
exams."
L92[12:46:46] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The
Men in Black arrive and begin issuing mandatory "eye
exams."
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L95[12:50:31] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add Any
survivors of the explosion wind up with a totally unrelated case of
Vanadium poisoning.
L96[12:50:31] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Any
survivors of the explosion wind up with a totally unrelated case of
Vanadium poisoning.
L97[12:50:59] <KrazyKrl> ;mission
L98[12:51:00] <LunchBot> You modify the
Vernor thrustor to dispense soda. Exposure to vacuum voids the
warranty on over half the parts of your rocket upon arrival in
orbit.
L99[12:51:25] <KrazyKrl> sticky.
L100[12:54:01] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add
Against all odds (and laws); you proceed to the launch site.
L101[12:54:01] <LunchBot> Added mission:
Against all odds (and laws); you proceed to the launch site.
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L103[12:54:23] *
FLHerne has been archive-binging Schlock Mercenary again
:p
L104[12:54:33] <FLHerne> oops
L105[12:54:40] <FLHerne> ;outcome fixup
s/Men/Kerbals/
L106[12:54:40] <LunchBot> New text is: The
Kerbals in Black arrive and begin issuing mandatory "eye
exams."
L107[12:55:38] <KrazyKrl> Pizza the hut
was found dead in his stretched limo today; he ate himself to
death.
L108[13:01:23] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add Due
to a merchandising agreement between Mel Brooks and George Lucas;
your plan of a Spaceballs Space Program is denied.
L109[13:01:23] <LunchBot> Added mission:
Due to a merchandising agreement between Mel Brooks and George
Lucas; your plan of a Spaceballs Space Program is denied.
L110[13:08:19] <FLHerne> ;mission add You
use a plastic bucket as a radome.
L111[13:08:19] <LunchBot> Added mission:
You use a plastic bucket as a radome.
L112[13:11:00] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add
Your slippers just aren't warm enough on this spaceship; so you
turn up the furnace... completely forgetting that the furnace
requires oxygen from the crew compartment.
L113[13:11:00] <LunchBot> Added mission:
Your slippers just aren't warm enough on this spaceship; so you
turn up the furnace... completely forgetting that the furnace
requires oxygen from the crew compartment.
L114[13:11:20] <KrazyKrl> Why did they
install a furnace on a spaceship? Quiet you.
L115[13:11:35] *
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L117[13:12:13] <KrazyKrl> ;mission
L118[13:12:13] <LunchBot> Newton's
cannonball splashes everyone sitting poolside. You better look out,
and you better not cry. Santa is coming for you in an XB-70
Valkyr-eye.
L119[13:12:55] <KrazyKrl> Ahh yes, the
nuclear naughty list.
L120[13:14:44] <sandbox> here come the
Kerbals in Black
L121[13:17:37] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add
Lucky for you, you brain good. Unlucky for you, you brain gooded
not earlier enough.
L122[13:17:37] <LunchBot> Added mission:
Lucky for you, you brain good. Unlucky for you, you brain gooded
not earlier enough.
L123[13:19:18] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add
Through quantum shenanigans; everything everywhere is slightly less
round than before.
L124[13:19:19] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
Through quantum shenanigans; everything everywhere is slightly less
round than before.
L125[13:39:21] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You
accidentally spill the tray of googly eyes all over the space
capsu.e
L126[13:39:22] <LunchBot> Added mission:
You accidentally spill the tray of googly eyes all over the space
capsu.e
L127[13:39:46] <KrazyKrl> ;mission fixup
s/capsu.e/capsule.
L128[13:39:46] <LunchBot> Format for
`fixup` should be s/<old>/<new>/
L129[13:39:57] <KrazyKrl> ;mission fixup
s/capsule./capsu.e
L130[13:39:57] <LunchBot> Format for
`fixup` should be s/<old>/<new>/
L131[13:41:16] <KrazyKrl> ;mission fixup
s/capsu.e/capsule./
L132[13:41:16] <LunchBot> New text is: You
accidentally spill the tray of googly eyes all over the space
capsule.
L133[13:43:02] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add
LunchBot becomes infuriated as it repeatedly fails to receive a
closing delimiter.
L134[13:43:02] <LunchBot> Added mission:
LunchBot becomes infuriated as it repeatedly fails to receive a
closing delimiter.
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L139[16:22:01] <FLHerne> ;outcome add
You're not the one lying there dead, so you win.
L140[16:22:02] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
You're not the one lying there dead, so you win.
L141[16:30:06] <sandbox> ;mission
L142[16:30:07] <LunchBot> You have the
bored computer replaced with a Dell laptop. Moon's big.
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L150[18:32:28] <Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
L151[18:32:29] <LunchBot> Mission Control
asks you to do a grand tour. An update to KSP comes out and breaks
your saves.
L152[18:32:46] <Eddi|zuHause> same thing
as usual...
L153[18:32:55] <Althego> hehe
L154[18:32:59] <Althego> but no more
updates
L155[18:33:22] <Eddi|zuHause> i've never
actually entered any other planet SOI
L156[18:33:30] <Althego> hehe
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L159[18:38:43] <Eddi|zuHause> somehow i
always get stuck in some "local" mission stuff, and lose
the big picture
L160[18:43:20] <Althego> do sandbox and
set yourself a goal. like duna landing and return
L161[18:43:30] <Althego> that is about as
easy as it gets
L162[18:43:51] <Althego> but still not
easy if you havent done it before
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L167[21:46:52] <FLHerne> ;mission add
You're not stupid, but you think your customers are.
L168[21:46:52] <LunchBot> Added mission:
You're not stupid, but you think your customers are.
L169[21:47:10] <raptop> !outcome add
bank
L170[21:47:11] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
bank
L171[21:47:16] <raptop> !outcome del
bank
L172[21:47:16] <LunchBot> "bank"
doesn't uniquely specify a outcome, deletion failed!
L173[21:47:21] <raptop>
sfdajklarhnglkhaerhg
L174[21:47:36] <raptop> FLHerne: uh, I
think you need to fix this?
L175[21:48:01] <FLHerne> oh, that stupid
problem
L176[21:48:24] <FLHerne> I should make
exact matches always work
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L180[21:52:14] <FLHerne> !outcome del
bank
L181[21:52:14] <LunchBot> Deleted outcome:
"bank"
L182[21:54:43] <sandbox> bank left
L183[21:55:32] <FLHerne> ;outcome add Bob
screams "Bank left!" so you bank left and hit the bank to
your left.
L184[21:55:32] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
Bob screams "Bank left!" so you bank left and hit the
bank to your left.
L185[21:55:52] <FLHerne> ;outcome fixup s/
to your left.//
L186[21:55:52] <LunchBot> New text is: Bob
screams "Bank left!" so you bank left and hit the
bank
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L191[22:40:19] <raptop> Tired: bailing out
banks
L192[22:40:26] <raptop> Wired: bailing out
because your wing clipped a bank
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