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L3[01:13:27] <JVFoxy> well I have noticed
the marker just.. poofs under a certain fraction of speed
L4[01:13:35] <JVFoxy> at least in KSP1
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L7[02:10:12] <packbart> FLHerne: SAS reverts
to stability-hold under 1m/s, as far as I remember
L8[02:12:26] <packbart>
"stability-hold" is a weird word. it's called
"stability assist"
L9[02:23:25] <JVFoxy> reaction wheel
settings.. pilot only.. the other stuff. Not quite sure I
understand what the settings suppose to do
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L14[03:12:06] <raptop> !mission
L15[03:12:06] <LunchBot> Even though
Allthumbs Kerman dropped your command module oxygen tank 2 inches,
you decide to fly with it anyway. The last thing you see is a Blue
Sky of Death.
L16[03:12:32] <Althego> hehe
L17[03:25:06] <packbart> 4 different
type-variants for String::to_int(), 3 different behaviours, a
unit-test tests one of them and verifies that it behaves exactly
not as documented. And the code is probably so old that a lot of
other code relies on each of their peculiarities. Game
engines...
L18[03:25:54] <packbart> "I'll quickly
fix this integer parser bug so I can finally distinguish all my
stars" rrright :)
L19[03:30:55] <packbart> !mission
L20[03:30:55] <LunchBot> You strap Bobs
guitar to a booster and send it to Eve. Due to gravitational
lensing, you miss your target.
L21[03:31:31] <packbart> Well, at least
that cursed guitar is gonee!
L22[03:35:44] <XXCoder> lol both fun
missions
L23[03:35:47] <XXCoder> ;mission
L24[03:35:48] <LunchBot> You make a vehicle
out of physicsless parts. You are swarmed by drones. Fortunately(?)
they are from Yelp and drop burritos on you.
L25[03:36:03] <XXCoder> yay lots burritos!
time to have party!
L26[03:36:28] <XXCoder> I guess someone
approved of my vehicle
L27[03:47:40] <raptop> that's a
terrifyingly ancient outcome
L28[03:47:52] <raptop> (the Yelp burrito
bomber was in like 2013)
L29[04:02:56] <XXCoder> fun lol
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L31[04:58:13] <Althego> stream
started
L32[04:58:38] <Althego> 5 min
L33[05:03:08] <Althego> 30 sec
L34[05:13:38] <Althego> success
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L43[09:03:34] <FLHerne> ;outcome add A
kerbal named Maxwell sees, through the storm, three descending
streams of fire and then nothing but darkness. All sound is torn
away by the wind.
L44[09:03:34] <LunchBot> Added outcome: A
kerbal named Maxwell sees, through the storm, three descending
streams of fire and then nothing but darkness. All sound is torn
away by the wind.
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L48[09:45:01] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission
L49[09:45:01] <LunchBot> You name your new
vessel in the style of Iain M Banks Culture series. By the time
Jebediah manages to decelerate, the universe is nearing heat
death.
L50[10:05:09] <Eddi|zuHause> what do we
learn? naming things is an important art
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L60[12:48:44] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The
explosion was so massive that up arrow notation isn't large enough
to describe the explosion's yield.
L61[12:48:44] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The
explosion was so massive that up arrow notation isn't large enough
to describe the explosion's yield.
L62[12:48:53] <KrazyKrl> ;mission
L63[12:48:54] <LunchBot> You get this bot
banned by spamming ;mission too much. All of Kerbin explodes
because of your carelessness.
L64[12:49:25] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission
L65[12:49:25] <LunchBot> You lose your
lunch license due to unsanitary conditions in the preparation of
porkchop plots. You exit the realm of possiblity.
L66[12:49:49] <Eddi|zuHause> yes, i get
furious if i don't get my lunch
L67[12:50:35] <KrazyKrl> the bigger issue
is being so unsanitary that you were reported during mission
planning.
L68[12:52:03] <XXCoder> ;missiom
L69[12:52:05] <XXCoder> ;mission
L70[12:52:06] <LunchBot> You publicly admit
you play KSP for fun. You try to put out the fire with Nukage and
make KSC unusable for 1337 years, the half life of Blutonium.
L71[12:52:20] <XXCoder> aw no more
ksp?
L72[12:52:20] <Eddi|zuHause> people just
got too weak...
L73[12:52:53] <Eddi|zuHause> just move to
one of the other locations :p
L74[12:54:09] <Eddi|zuHause> on other
topic: how low must the contamination be to be reusable after just
one halflife period?
L75[12:54:38] <KrazyKrl> about double the
dangerous dose.
L76[12:56:15] <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add
Atmosphere? Where we go we don't need an atmosphere!
L77[12:56:15] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
Atmosphere? Where we go we don't need an atmosphere!
L78[12:58:18] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The
milkshakes began attracting excessive attention due to setting off
several systems relating to the early warning of tsunamis.
L79[12:58:18] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The
milkshakes began attracting excessive attention due to setting off
several systems relating to the early warning of tsunamis.
L80[12:58:54] <Eddi|zuHause> the milkshake
brings all the boys to the yard?
L81[12:59:36] <KrazyKrl> yes, due to the
reading on the Richter scale.
L82[13:00:55] <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add
Are you just crazy or also insane?
L83[13:00:55] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Are
you just crazy or also insane?
L84[13:02:19] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add
Fortunately, this course of action was the most sane thing you
could think of.
L85[13:02:20] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
Fortunately, this course of action was the most sane thing you
could think of.
L86[13:02:35] <XXCoder> oh boy
L87[13:02:45] <XXCoder> that'd be fun with
some insane missions
L88[13:04:30] <XXCoder> ;mission add Jeb
want to do a very close flyby of Mun. Close enough for Jeb to slap
Mun land on way past.
L89[13:04:31] <LunchBot> Added mission: Jeb
want to do a very close flyby of Mun. Close enough for Jeb to slap
Mun land on way past.
L90[13:05:08] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission add
Each time someone suggests you need more struts you double the
struts.
L91[13:05:08] <LunchBot> Added mission:
Each time someone suggests you need more struts you double the
struts.
L92[13:05:52] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission
L93[13:05:53] <LunchBot> The void calls to
you. Your craft becomes completely entangled in the Quantum.
L94[13:06:06] <XXCoder> thus is it called
into void
L95[13:06:21] <Eddi|zuHause> sounds a bit
like event horizon :)
L96[13:06:47] <XXCoder> dont ever view the
recording of crew part in slow lol
L97[13:06:57] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add Your
rocket suffers from turbopump-rich exhaust.
L98[13:06:58] <LunchBot> Added mission:
Your rocket suffers from turbopump-rich exhaust.
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L100[13:07:12] <Eddi|zuHause> i don't
think i ever understood what that movie was about
L101[13:07:22] <XXCoder> its a horror
movie
L102[13:07:26] <XXCoder> so of course it
doesnt
L103[13:07:32] <KrazyKrl> event horizon is
part of the 40k universe; obviously.
L104[13:08:40] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add The
Ultramarines touch down on Kerbin.
L105[13:08:40] <LunchBot> Added mission:
The Ultramarines touch down on Kerbin.
L106[13:09:02] <Althego> and guess what,
kerbals are green, so...
L107[13:09:05] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The
Ultramarines touchdown.
L108[13:09:05] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
The Ultramarines touchdown.
L109[13:11:21] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You
deploy the parachutes at stage 0.
L110[13:11:21] <LunchBot> Added mission:
You deploy the parachutes at stage 0.
L111[13:11:35] <XXCoder> lol
L112[13:12:14] <Eddi|zuHause> check your
staging
L113[13:12:27] <Althego> if you need a
t-shirt, check yo stagin
L114[13:12:42] <XXCoder> ;outcome add You
fix the staging. Once again.
L115[13:12:42] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
You fix the staging. Once again.
L116[13:13:18] <Althego> tomak save the
earth, again
L117[13:13:57] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add In
the mission simulator, you fix your staging while fixing your
staging.
L118[13:13:57] <LunchBot> Added mission:
In the mission simulator, you fix your staging while fixing your
staging.
L119[13:14:09] <Eddi|zuHause> !outcome add
At least you have really mastered the art of counting
backwards.
L120[13:14:09] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
At least you have really mastered the art of counting
backwards.
L121[13:15:15] <XXCoder> ;outcome add How
many times did you fix staging again?
L122[13:15:16] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
How many times did you fix staging again?
L123[13:16:13] <Eddi|zuHause> what annoys
me even more is that each time you revert back to VAB, you have to
do crew assignment again...
L124[13:16:47] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add
Your rocket suffers from a divide by stage 0 error.
L125[13:16:47] <LunchBot> Added mission:
Your rocket suffers from a divide by stage 0 error.
L126[13:16:51] <Eddi|zuHause> ... how many
times i've launched with the wrong tourists, or no tourists, or too
many tourists
L127[13:17:52] <XXCoder> i remember that
ksp comic
L128[13:18:29] <XXCoder> theres land rover
mission, and last frame was newspaper with quote "we forgot to
add camera to rover!"
L129[13:18:35] <XXCoder> very ksp
L130[13:19:04] <KrazyKrl> ;mission add You
take a ground sample of the lens cap.
L131[13:19:04] <LunchBot> Added mission:
You take a ground sample of the lens cap.
L132[13:19:26] <Eddi|zuHause> hm... space
grade plastic. must be sign of life
L133[13:19:34] <XXCoder> ;outcome add You
forgot to add mission-critical parts.
L134[13:19:34] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
You forgot to add mission-critical parts.
L136[13:21:04] <KrazyKrl> I mean, isn't
any microplastic in an astronaut's blood technically
space-grade?
L137[13:23:15] <Eddi|zuHause> i think
astronaut blood is also a sign of life :p
L138[13:30:27] <packbart> Eddi|zuHause:
the crew re-assignment on revert only happens since I use the Crew
R&R mod. Stock KSP used to keep the crew selection revert to
VAB. at least as far as I can remember :)
L139[13:30:54] <Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
L140[13:30:54] <LunchBot> You replace your
red flags with red balloons. The number of stranded kerbals only
increases.
L141[13:31:31] <Eddi|zuHause> did the
number reach 99?
L142[15:04:25] <Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
L143[15:04:25] <LunchBot> You use a
Mainsail's exhaust stream to brew coffee. The kobolds are using
only javelins.
L144[15:05:03] <Eddi|zuHause> *note* try
Javelin instead of Mainsail for coffee next time
L145[15:05:47] <Eddi|zuHause> maybe
they're onto something?
L146[15:33:10] <raptop> "Your rocket
suffers from a divide by stage 0 error." sounds more like an
outcome than a mission
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L150[16:27:43] <Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
L151[16:27:43] <LunchBot> During an
emergency, you activate the Emergency Medical Holographic Program.
Your rocket barely survives; and all the in-flight entertainment is
destroyed... Except for the VCR and a VHS tape of Star Trek VI: The
Undiscovered Country.
L152[16:28:03] <Eddi|zuHause> weirdly
related...
L153[16:41:49] <raptop> hm
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L157[16:47:59] <packbart> .oO(Manos - The
Hands of Fate)
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L165[20:41:53] <Eddi|zuHause> raptop: why
must i think of "can we please reintroduce spacebar
heating?" :p
L166[20:42:05] <Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
L167[20:42:05] <LunchBot> You spam kmath
with ;mission. You don't have enough charge to operate your solar
panels.
L168[20:42:16] <Eddi|zuHause>
dangit...
L169[20:42:27] <Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
L170[20:42:27] <LunchBot> You forget that
while kerbals don't need to eat, you do. Your Proton rocket
undergoes supersymmetric decay, emitting a "Positron" SRB
and a "Neutrino" micro-SSTO.
L171[20:43:00] <Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
L172[20:43:01] <LunchBot> You replace all
of the pendant lights in the astronaut complex with pedant lights,
which aren't lights, actually, they're just fixtures in which to
hang a light. The friendship drive charges.
L173[20:43:16] <Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
L174[20:43:16] <LunchBot> Following
UmbralRaptop's advice, you switch from CSV to FITS for storing your
tabular data. The KAL-1000 looks at the options and asks to play a
nice game of chess instead.
L175[20:44:19] <raptop> Eddi|zuHause: I
mean, that xkcd is a reasonable interpretation
L176[20:47:04] <Eddi|zuHause> this mission
spam isn't working...
L177[20:55:07] <raptop> !8ball Should I
fly safe?
L178[20:55:07] <LunchBot> Probably
not.
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L181[21:10:15] <raptop> !8ball Should Eddi
fly safe?
L182[21:10:15] <LunchBot> DECEARING
EGG.
L183[21:10:24] *
raptop head tilt
L184[21:11:22] <Eddi|zuHause> the flying
is usually fine...
L185[21:11:26] <Eddi|zuHause> the landing
however... :p
L186[21:12:42] <raptop> A lot of of the
time it's just taking forever to get the plane to a speed where
touching down is safe >.>
L187[21:29:37] <Eddi|zuHause> a lot of the
time the ground isn't quite flat enough...
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