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L1[00:07:45] <FLHerne> ;outcome add Your
success is rewarded with a mandate to do something even
crazier.
L2[00:07:45] <LunchBot> Added outcome: Your
success is rewarded with a mandate to do something even
crazier.
L3[00:08:36] <raptop> unsure if that's a
good or bad outcome
L4[00:09:36] <FLHerne> ;mission add Your
mission today is to eat proper meals at the expected times, without
being distracted by Science.
L5[00:09:36] <LunchBot> Added mission: Your
mission today is to eat proper meals at the expected times, without
being distracted by Science.
L6[00:10:19] <raptop> ahahahahah
L7[00:10:55] <raptop> There have been times
when I've only remembered to eat because "why am I so
light-headed and headachy? Oh, right..."
L8[00:13:09] <FLHerne> that's about every
other day for me :-/
L9[00:14:21] <raptop> oof
L10[00:18:00] <FLHerne> today I ate a
sandwich about 11am, a slice of bread about 7pm, and just now a bar
of chocolate and a rhubarb pie
L11[00:18:17] <FLHerne> hm, it's 1am
L12[00:18:39] <FLHerne> so yesterday was
the sandwich and slice of bread
L13[00:19:27] <FLHerne> the day before I
ate two sandwiches
L14[00:20:47] <FLHerne> the day before that
I ate a sandwich in the morning, then six sausages and three slices
of bread at about 11pm
L15[00:21:05] <FLHerne> I should probably
keep some kind of list
L16[00:21:17] <raptop> I guess your place
isn't really conductive to storing lots of food
L17[00:27:19] <FLHerne> I do have lots of
food, I just haven't eaten it
L18[00:27:29] <raptop> hrm
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L21[00:37:39] <Az> !mission
L22[00:37:39] <LunchBot> Poor punctuation
places pronounced pressure on particular pernicious (yet patient)
prattle-policing personages. Someone on the IRC channel makes a
wisecrack about how the whole situation sounds like it could be an
xkcd comic.
L23[00:39:30] <raptop> that's far too
realistic
L24[00:39:56] <Az> agreed
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L28[01:44:53] <raptop> !mission
L29[01:44:53] <LunchBot> You try to explain
to someone why Pluto is still not a planet. You realize that this
will take a Poincare recursion time to complete.
L30[01:45:05] <raptop> Also too
realistic
L31[01:45:20] *
raptop vaguely ponders mystery goo flavored ice cream
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L34[02:10:25] <funkenstein> ;outcome add
You learn how to say "owned" in Russian.
L35[02:10:26] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You
learn how to say "owned" in Russian.
L36[02:10:30] <funkenstein> ;mission
L37[02:10:30] <LunchBot> You answer a call
about your rocket's extended warranty. Westley Kerman returns,
years later, as the new Dread Pirate Roberts.
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L45[06:30:28] <JVFoxy> bleh...
L46[06:31:08] <JVFoxy> good way to get
mountain side ground based observations... obviously not trying to
drive a plane long distance like a rover.. >_<
L47[06:32:24] <JVFoxy> I used to do a jet
powered hover pod thing, but that's a bit weird and cheaty.. also
if you don't get it just right, landing can be a bit.. well
destructive..
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L52[09:02:49] <Eddi|zuHause> the worst part
of "driving" a plane is that you can only save while
stopped
L53[09:03:07] <Eddi|zuHause> !mission
L54[09:03:07] <LunchBot> You carefully
lower your periapse into the atmosphere, like a tea infuser into a
samovar. Crowley begins playing celestial harmonies.
L55[09:03:15] <FLHerne> ;outcome add You
wish the consequences were unimaginable; that way you wouldn't keep
imagining them.
L56[09:03:15] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You
wish the consequences were unimaginable; that way you wouldn't keep
imagining them.
L57[09:03:34] <FLHerne> and when you stop
it becomes unstable and explodes?
L58[09:03:56] *
FLHerne has wasted far too much time trying to tune plane
brakes
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L60[09:05:54] <Eddi|zuHause> kerbin is
really lacking a road network :)
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L63[09:22:22] <JVFoxy> Too much time spent
tuning other plane stuff...
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L71[11:49:46] <Mat2ch> Soon.
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L73[12:00:00] <Mat2ch> Eh, 35 hours. Not 35
minutes.
L74[12:00:05] <Mat2ch> Being able to read
helps...
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L77[12:46:26] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add The
resulting explosion blew right past nuclear pasta into the baffling
new world of nuclear taquitos.
L78[12:46:27] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The
resulting explosion blew right past nuclear pasta into the baffling
new world of nuclear taquitos.
L79[12:47:15] <KrazyKrl> ;mission
L80[12:47:15] <LunchBot> After several
thousand hours of KSP, you set out to make your own space program.
Your reputation underflows, and suddenly the really nice contracts
are available again.
L81[13:01:18] <sandbox> ;mission
L82[13:01:18] <LunchBot> You accept a
contract to test the Mk16 parachute in flight over Kerbol. You are
shredded by a relativistic feather cloud ejected from a very
frivolous high-energy physics experiment.
L83[13:32:19] <KrazyKrl> ;outcome add This
caused the NFPA diamond to now contain several 5s.
L84[13:32:19] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
This caused the NFPA diamond to now contain several 5s.
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L90[16:22:39] <packbart> !outcome add The
local media starts asking "Does the space program take our
Jebs away?"
L91[16:22:39] <LunchBot> Added outcome: The
local media starts asking "Does the space program take our
Jebs away?"
L92[16:33:23] <raptop> !outcome
yahtzee
L93[16:33:24] <LunchBot> No outcome found
matching "yahtzee".
L94[16:33:30] <raptop> !mission
yahtzee
L95[16:33:30] <LunchBot> No mission found
matching "yahtzee".
L96[16:33:40] <raptop> hrm, I guess there's
nothing involving getting yahtzee on the hazard diamond
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L101[17:06:44] <raptop> !mission
L102[17:06:44] <LunchBot> Bill removes all
the control switches for cleaning. Through an oversight they aren't
replaced before liftoff. The Magic Boulder kills your entire crew
before causing the asteroid apocalypse.
L103[17:07:16] <raptop> In which Bill's
mistake is not what caused so much death and destruction
L104[17:15:15] <Az> !mission
L105[17:15:16] <LunchBot> You open several
dozen of the 1000 boxes on this floor and assemble a very unusual
rocket, indeed. you land bottom-first onto PrefixCactus.
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L118[20:23:20] <FLHerne> ;outcome add Your
only map of the area vanishes out of the copilot's window.
L119[20:23:20] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
Your only map of the area vanishes out of the copilot's
window.
L120[20:23:43] <FLHerne> (I've now read
multiple accounts of this happening to helicopter crews)
L121[20:24:38] <raptop> aaaaaaaa
L122[20:46:03] <raptop> !mission
L123[20:46:03] <LunchBot> You state that a
plan to shoot a laser at the asteroid is like “shooting a b.b. gun
at a freight train.” The resulting explosion sends chunks of Duna
hurtling into places unknown.
L124[20:46:35] <raptop> Missing
intermediate step: powering up the laser to death star levels
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L126[21:30:14] <Eddi|zuHause>
!mission
L127[21:30:15] <LunchBot> You ask if you
can ask a question. You watch in horror as the Probe Brains rise
up...and flip themselves over.
L128[21:30:42] <Eddi|zuHause> typical
reaction...
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L135[23:23:04] <raptop> !outcome add The
marzel-vanes detach from the ambifacient wane shaft, and your
turboencabulator succumbs to side-fumbling.
L136[23:23:04] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
The marzel-vanes detach from the ambifacient wane shaft, and your
turboencabulator succumbs to side-fumbling.
L137[23:46:05] <XXCoder> ;mission
L138[23:46:05] <LunchBot> You find it
shameful that the Atlas rocket wasn't named for the moth. You keep
adding equipment to your craft until there's nowhere for the crew
to sit.
L139[23:46:21] <XXCoder> so the rock,
without crew, is mothballed
L140[23:46:24] <XXCoder> apros.
L141[23:46:29] <XXCoder> *rocket
L142[23:49:31] <Az> !mission
L143[23:49:32] <LunchBot> Your instruments
blow up on the pad. The hatch is obscured.
L144[23:58:07] <raptop> embarassing, and
it's unclear if the crew survived
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