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L7[00:57:31] <funkenstein> ;mission
L8[00:57:31] <LunchBot> You fix a wiring
defect using nothing but blue electric tape. A groundbreaking
research paper is written on the subject.
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L10[01:00:37] <funkenstein> ;mission add
You right click the wrong part.
L11[01:00:37] <LunchBot> Added mission: You
right click the wrong part.
L12[01:00:49] <funkenstein> ;mission
L13[01:00:49] <LunchBot> You try to stream
a full NASA mission. Rockomax is probably going to get fined for
this.
L14[01:03:41] <funkenstein> ;outcome add
You find your self alone, ten years in the future, with no-one but
the LunchBot to keep you company.
L15[01:03:41] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You
find your self alone, ten years in the future, with no-one but the
LunchBot to keep you company.
L16[01:04:15] <funkenstein> if that's too
morose, let me know if you remove it
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L18[01:08:32] <raptop> ;outcome
screams
L19[01:08:32] <LunchBot> Wilhelm
screams.
L20[01:08:37] <raptop> ;outcome their
screams
L21[01:08:37] <LunchBot> Years later, you
sometimes wake up in a cold sweat from the memories of their
screams.
L22[01:08:47] <raptop> well...
L23[01:10:48] <XXCoder> ;mission
L24[01:10:48] <LunchBot> You discover the
Kraken's evil plot to process Kerbals into a meat product called
"Kerbal Pops" Having decided you're quite good at rocket
science, you conclude that the next logical step is to start
manufacturing electric cars as well.
L25[01:11:05] <XXCoder> lol
L26[01:11:26] <SporkWitch> need to fix the
mission portion; missing period made it confusing
L27[01:11:46] <XXCoder> I wonder if musk
would make human pops :P
L28[01:11:59] <SporkWitch> ;fixmission
s/You discover the Kraken's evil plot to process Kerbals into a
meat product called "Kerbal Pops"/You discover the
Kraken's evil plot to process Kerbals into a meat product called
"Kerbal Pops."/
L29[01:12:25] <SporkWitch> ;fix-mission
s/You discover the Kraken's evil plot to process Kerbals into a
meat product called "Kerbal Pops"/You discover the
Kraken's evil plot to process Kerbals into a meat product called
"Kerbal Pops."/
L30[01:12:30] <SporkWitch> ;help
L31[01:12:30] <LunchBot> I am a bot
operated by FLHerne. Try
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help.
L32[01:13:05] <SporkWitch> ;help
mission
L33[01:13:05] <LunchBot> I am a bot
operated by FLHerne. Try
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help.
L34[01:13:10] <SporkWitch> bah
L35[01:15:31] <SporkWitch> ;fixup s/You
discover the Kraken's evil plot to process Kerbals into a meat
product called "Kerbal Pops"/You discover the Kraken's
evil plot to process Kerbals into a meat product called
"Kerbal Pops."/
L36[01:16:01] <SporkWitch> ;fixup mission
s/You discover the Kraken's evil plot to process Kerbals into a
meat product called "Kerbal Pops"/You discover the
Kraken's evil plot to process Kerbals into a meat product called
"Kerbal Pops."/
L37[01:16:04] <SporkWitch> >_<
L38[01:16:47] <SporkWitch> ;mission fixup
s/You discover the Kraken's evil plot to process Kerbals into a
meat product called "Kerbal Pops"/You discover the
Kraken's evil plot to process Kerbals into a meat product called
"Kerbal Pops."/
L39[01:16:47] <LunchBot> New text is: You
discover the Kraken's evil plot to process Kerbals into a meat
product called "Kerbal Pops."
L40[01:16:54] <SporkWitch> There we go;
sorry for the spam
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L63[05:24:32] <funkenstein> ;mission
L64[05:24:32] <LunchBot> You ask if you can
ask a question. You catastrophically disassemble.
L65[05:24:45] <Althego> hehe
L66[05:24:46] <funkenstein>
justifiably
L67[05:24:57] <Althego> couldnt take o the
pwe of mea
L68[05:25:20] <Althego> couldnt take on the
power of meta
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L76[08:36:49] <FLHerne> ;outcome add You
quit after 30 seconds.
L77[08:36:49] <LunchBot> Added outcome: You
quit after 30 seconds.
L78[08:37:38] <Mat2ch> !mission
L79[08:37:38] <LunchBot> You construct
additional pylons. KwirkyJ deletes you.
L80[08:38:00] <Mat2ch> KwirkyJ isn't here
anymore...
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L82[08:49:57] <FLHerne> yeah, the old
missions are pretty much a memorial to the people we've lost
:-/
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L85[08:54:45] <XXCoder> ;mission
L86[08:54:45] <LunchBot> You hail the
probe. The explosion is staggeringly beautiful.
L87[08:55:01] <XXCoder> it must have been
enemy attacking probe
L88[09:00:48] <FLHerne> no, it
L89[09:01:39] <FLHerne> it's just that at
interplanetary speeds, one hailstone has the kinetic energy of a
pretty good bomb
L90[09:28:46] <FLHerne> SporkWitch: fwiw,
you don't have to include the entire line, just enough to be
recently unique
L91[09:29:04] <FLHerne> so
s/Pops"/Pops"./ would be fine
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L93[10:08:15] <XXCoder> lol
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L95[10:56:25] <darsie> We could put 'KSP2:
early 2023' in the topic :).
L96[10:57:08] <Althego> nobody reads the
topic anyway
L97[11:06:06] *
darsie is nobody.
L98[11:09:43] <Mat2ch> but that was Bob
Odenkirk
L99[11:09:49] <Mat2ch> are you Bob
Odenkirk?
L100[11:12:28] <darsie> I am darsie.
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L104[12:26:29] <packbart> The other kids
in the Elite forum taunt me for believing in KSP 2. Star Citizen
will release first, they say
L105[12:30:34] <FLHerne> lol
L106[12:47:31] <Mat2ch> hehe
L107[12:47:51] <Mat2ch> Star Citizen seems
to be planned for March 2023, there is a chance
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L111[14:20:06] <raptop> !outcome add Your
gyros saturate.
L112[14:20:06] <LunchBot> Added outcome:
Your gyros saturate.
L113[14:21:42] <Mat2ch> Saturated gyros
sounds delicious.
L114[14:22:32] <packbart> better saturated
gyros than starving gyros
L115[14:23:08] <raptop> Saturating gyros
with tzatziki sauce to ensure a successful lunch
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L117[14:42:57] <FLHerne> Mat2ch: yeah, but
if there's one game more likely to be delayed for eternity than
KSP2 it's Star Citizen
L118[14:44:19] <Mat2ch> But they could
just release it and make DLCs ;)
L119[14:44:57] <Revelator> Wasn't that
what they did with the ships?
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L122[14:49:50] <Mat2ch> weeeellll
L123[14:49:55] <Mat2ch> technically...
;)
L124[14:51:38] <Revelator> Kinda wonder
how much of all the donation money is actually being used on the
game tbh, I'd assume quite a bit
L125[14:58:30] <Mat2ch> There are a lot of
people working on it
L126[14:58:42] <Mat2ch> and from what I've
seen it is a lot they've done
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L139[17:04:32] <SporkWitch> FLHerne: i had
no way of knowing how long ago it was, so i used the full text to
be safe. I didn't create it, it was just a typo in an old one that
made it, when combined with the outcome, a run-on sentence that was
difficult to parse.
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L143[19:23:40] <FLHerne> SporkWitch:
recent mentions count
L144[19:24:21] <SporkWitch> good to
know
L145[19:45:28] <funkenstein>
;mission
L146[19:45:28] <LunchBot> You cause
Quatroking to add lots and lots of missions per unit time. Your
efforts are mostly remembered through a humorous webcomic.
L147[19:45:43] <funkenstein>
;mission
L148[19:45:43] <LunchBot> You skim Jool's
atmosphere. You die before witnessing man-made horrors within your
comprehension.
L149[19:46:07] <funkenstein> wait...I die
BEFORE winessing...?
L150[19:46:51] <raptop> Either you die
before you have a chance to see them, or you get a very weird
afterlife
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L153[20:12:33] <packbart> at least you'll
comprehend all of it
L154[20:12:43] <packbart> !mission
L155[20:12:43] <LunchBot> You attempt to
use the penrose process to power an interstellar spacecraft. You
discover physics is a harsh mistress.
L156[20:13:00] <Althego> true
L157[20:13:10] <packbart> "The
Penrose process (also called Penrose mechanism) is theorised by Sir
Roger Penrose as a means whereby energy can be extracted from a
rotating black hole." - I see
L158[20:13:48] <raptop> That's a very good
mission/outcome combination
L159[20:13:49] <packbart> well, ships
powered by portable black holes shouldn't be much of a
problem
L160[20:14:02] <packbart> you can even use
the rotating hole instead of gyros
L161[20:14:14] <Althego> is this when you
shoot a spacecraft ina kind of u shaped trajectory around a black
holeand it speeds up?
L163[20:14:53] <raptop> It is!
L164[20:15:09] <Althego> but you need
interstellar travel to get to the black hole first
L165[20:15:12] <raptop> black hole's
angular momentum -> spacecraft linear momentum
L166[20:15:19] <raptop> Althego: minor
detail!
L167[20:15:39] <Althego> so anyway
interstellar travel and black holes, yes, you are going to discover
it is hard to do
L168[20:15:47] <packbart> Althego: well,
or we could increase power at the LHC and just make a handful of
holes and spin them around
L169[20:15:56] <packbart> :)
L170[20:16:00] <Althego> hehe
L171[20:16:10] <Althego> it is not going
higher for some 6 years or so
L172[20:16:14] <raptop> heh
L173[20:17:43] <Althego> oh wait, not even
then, because the upgrade still need to happen
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L175[20:27:37] <Pinkbeast> Doesn't the
spacecraft take _quite a lot_ of gravities here?
L176[20:30:25] <raptop> Let's just assume
that the spacecraft is a test particle or 2, so we can ignore tidal
effects
L177[20:30:59] <Pinkbeast> And
conveniently this will reduce the amount of effort involved in
getting it there
L178[20:31:11] <raptop> >_>
L179[20:31:12] <raptop> <_<
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L182[21:16:21] <Mat2ch> Tomorrow we will
get the first JWST images!
L183[21:25:01] <packbart> .oO("ʇɥᵷᴉꞁɟ
ǝɹoɟǝq ǝʌoɯǝᴚ")
L184[21:25:40] *
Pinkbeast laughed
L185[21:51:24] <Pinkbeast> Oh joy long
LV-N burns
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L187[22:54:10] <funkenstein>
;mission
L188[22:54:10] <LunchBot> You decide to
solve your problems with violence. A two solar mass black hole
passes Kerbin and flings you into space. Kerbin's orbit is
unaffected.
L189[22:54:33] <funkenstein> baby got mass
lol
L190[22:55:03] <funkenstein>
;mission
L191[22:55:03] <LunchBot> You accidentally
ignite an entire cargo bay filled with thermite while in orbit.
Kerbals nuke Earth from orbit, just to be sure.
L192[22:55:26] <funkenstein> so much
orbit
L193[23:08:59] <FLHerne> Pinkbeast: yeah,
KSP2's ability to timewarp under thrust will be amazing
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L195[23:10:35] <Pinkbeast> FLHerne: Eh,
we've got Persistent Thrust now, but the burns are in the sour spot
where it's not bad enough to fiddle with the modset but it is a
looong wait
L196[23:54:55] <FLHerne> something weird
happened with SpaceX's B7
L197[23:55:03] <FLHerne> it went off
unexpectedly and set fire to the pad