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L2[01:02:21] <raptop> !mission
L3[01:02:21] <LunchBot> raptop: You hail the
probe. Wernher von Kerman orders Bob to buy him a dozen brattwursts
on the way back from the supermarket.
L4[01:02:45] <raptop> Not sure how that's
related, but at least dinner will be good
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L15[03:21:33] <XXCoder> ;mission
L16[03:21:33] <LunchBot> XXCoder: You
attempt to calculate longitude of ascending node by hand. The linux
file manager starts on boot.
L17[03:21:59] <XXCoder> must have been
pressing keyboard while writing solutions
L18[03:22:07] <XXCoder> its so rare to get
a repeat...
L19[03:22:33] <XXCoder> raptop: sure its
related, wernher von kerman is secretly a probe
L20[03:28:14] <raptop> Hm, because he's
canonically german(ish), wernher will make the good kind of potato
salad
L21[03:28:57] <raptop> (That is, the kind
that's served hot, and uses vinegar and bacon. Not the kind that's
served cold and uses mayonnaise)
L22[03:29:13] <umaxtu> now I want some of
Schniyz's potato salad. so damn good
L23[03:30:06] <XXCoder> literally my last
mission was: You attempt to calculate longitude of ascending node
by hand. You miss your scheduled burn.
L24[03:30:25] <XXCoder> so its very rare
repeat in row
L25[03:36:52] <raptop> nice
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L58[14:50:37] <funkenstein> ;missiin
L59[14:50:43] <funkenstein> ;mission
L60[14:50:43] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You
embark on a journey to the toilet. Your name is cursed for
generations.
L61[14:50:48] <funkenstein> ;mission
L62[14:50:49] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You
attempt to research the entire tech tree with a single launch.
Curiosity of tolerance levels leads to an untimely demise.
L63[14:50:58] <funkenstein> ;mission
L64[14:50:58] <LunchBot> funkenstein:
Jetpack deorbit to Kerbin. Bob shows you how well he can play
Wonderwall on guitar.
L65[14:51:05] <funkenstein> ;mission
L66[14:51:05] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You
build a dual-purpose jetpack slash flamethrower. You learn for
yourself the true cost of lies.
L67[14:51:17] <funkenstein> he'd bettter be
playing it while deorbiting
L68[14:51:26] <funkenstein> ;mission
L69[14:51:26] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You
bring the anti-mass spectrometer up to 105%. You realize that this
will take a Poincare recursion time to complete.
L70[14:51:33] <funkenstein> ;mission
L71[14:51:33] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You
perform gastric bypass surgery on the Deep Space Kraken. Then there
was much rejoicing.
L72[14:51:42] <funkenstein> I'm sure\
L73[14:51:47] <funkenstein> ;mission
L74[14:51:47] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You
try to publish a paper about how pigs are actually plants. The
hatch is obscured.
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L80[16:30:07] <sandbox> ;mission
L81[16:30:07] <LunchBot> sandbox: 'Murica
militarizes Pluto. In a strange twist of probability, people no
longer die, regardless of the absurdity of their situation.
L82[16:39:22] <raptop> uh
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L85[17:13:16] <packbart> LunchBot does have
a command to edit outcomes, doesn't it?
L86[17:13:17] <LunchBot> I am a bot
operated by FLHerne. Try
!{nextlunch,lunchmode,mission,outcome,stupid,colloid,colloid²,nextfrog,rocks,space!,nextbankruptcy,nextpinecone,nextyear,nextfire,banlist,wenhop,help}
help.
L87[17:13:29] <packbart>
"brattwurst" should definitely be "bratwurst"
:)
L88[17:13:41] <packbart> !colloid²
L89[17:13:42] <LunchBot> packbart:
Pasimnoket.
L90[17:13:58] <packbart>
!nextbankruptcy
L91[17:13:58] <LunchBot> packbart: JP
Aerospace.
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L98[18:27:43] <Althego> what is that, star
citizen?
L99[18:28:45] <packbart> Elite
Dangerous
L100[18:29:29] <Althego> havent played
that for a while
L102[18:31:11] <packbart> Althego: me
neither. and they changed all the faces of my carrier crew!11
:(
L103[18:31:19] <Althego> heh
L104[18:31:20] <Althego> e
L105[18:35:31] <packbart> I guess they had
to change the faces to fit the few available NPC models. My old
crew had a lot more personality. Now they look more the same
L106[18:36:26] <packbart> ah well. any
game, you win some new features and lose some old ones. and the
bugs changed again ;)
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L114[22:23:05] <raptop> !mission
blah
L115[22:23:05] <LunchBot> raptop: No
mission found matching "blah".
L116[22:23:30] <raptop> !mission
blåh
L117[22:23:31] <LunchBot> raptop: You
suggest that IKEA replace their Blåhaj line with plush
krakens.
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L119[22:24:57] <funkenstein>
;mission
L120[22:24:57] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You
build a replica of an obscure craft that no one but you has ever
heard of. You also discover that "Warp to dawn" and
"Warp to Dawn" do two very different things.
L121[22:25:00] <funkenstein>
;mission
L122[22:25:00] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You
search for buried treasure on Eve. This shouldn't be physically
possible.
L123[22:25:02] <funkenstein>
;mission
L124[22:25:02] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You
launch a small, unobservable teapot into a high orbit in order to
definitively prove the existence of one. More struts are
required.
L125[22:25:04] <funkenstein>
;mission
L126[22:25:04] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You
attempt to port KSP to the Doom engine. kmath despairs at your
choices and resets its database.
L127[22:25:35] <funkenstein>
;mission
L128[22:25:35] <LunchBot> funkenstein: You
open a portal to Duna to recover the abandoned Union Aerospace
Corporation facility. You accidentally call Laythe
"Lethe" in a press conference, causing everyone to forget
about going to space today.
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L133[22:37:21] <TheWikipedian>
Hello!
L134[22:38:16] <darsie> .
L135[22:38:19] <TheWikipedian> i do not
have manoeuvre planning yet but i want to go to the mun, how can i
plan such a mission
L136[22:39:17] <darsie> Go to orbit and I
think you can start your transfer burn when the Mun rises.
L137[22:39:51] <darsie> Getting maneuver
planning is certainly a saner choice ;).
L138[22:41:03] <TheWikipedian> I am more
interested in the mathematics to be honest
L139[22:41:31] <TheWikipedian> i could
unlock manoeuvre planning but i want to learn how to do it by
hand
L140[22:42:21] <UmbralRaptop> Ah, like
phase angles?
L141[22:42:39] <TheWikipedian> i am not
sure what that is
L142[22:44:05] <UmbralRaptop> The angle
between you and the target when you do the transfer burn
L143[22:44:43] <UmbralRaptop> eg: for a
kerbin-duna transfer, you want duna to be 44˚ ahead
L144[22:44:52] <TheWikipedian> yes, how is
that calculated?
L145[22:46:14] <UmbralRaptop> Mostly by
comparing periods of the initial orbit, target, and transfer orbit.
I'll need to double check on the canned formula
L146[23:00:20] *
raptop stabs google
L147[23:01:19] <raptop> Angle(in degrees)
= 1440 (a_2 / (a_1+a_2))^3/2 if I did the math right
L148[23:01:29] <raptop> This is for an
outwards transfer
L149[23:02:59] <raptop> a_1 is the
semi-major axis of the initial orbit, and a_2 for the final
orbit
L151[23:06:04] <raptop> I want to say for
an inwards transfer it ends up being θ(deg) == 1440 (a_1 /
(a_1+a_2))^3/2
L152[23:06:15] <raptop> (ie: that one
semi-major axis is flipped)
L153[23:06:45] <raptop> Also, I really
don't trust that I didn't mess up a constant
L154[23:07:44] <raptop> Yeah, I'm pretty
sure I did, because as a_2 becomes way larger than a_1, it should
go to 90 degrees
L155[23:08:04] <raptop> bleah, 90
(a_2/(a_1+a_2))^(3/2)?
L156[23:14:38] *
raptop pokes the channel a with a blåhaj
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L158[23:32:59] <raptop> bleah, algebra
error and a conceptual error
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