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Joins: reborn (reborn@reborn.my.id)
L2[00:45:48] * Amanda
yawns a big toofy yawn, does a heccen zzzmew
L3[01:56:37]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> Amanda: Lol
L4[01:57:11]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> I know someone who used a Float for currency values in
a programming class and had all sorts of weird errors.
L5[01:58:16]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> They later tried making their own datatype and managed
to trigger a JVM fault on the server that tested the programs that
somehow corrupted the system.
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L7[03:22:58]

<Forecaster> But you gained a free .000001
credits!
L8[03:23:17]

<Forecaster> What's there to complain
about!
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(~temia@bras-base-glphon2257w-grc-36-70-53-10-226.dsl.bell.ca)
(Remote host closed the connection)
L11[05:19:20]

<Michiyo> A
P90 in auto mode with the Explosion enchantment.... "See that
direction over there? I don't want to see it
anymore"
L12[05:19:20]

<Michiyo>
"Removing 'East'"
L13[05:51:45] <Izzy> tfw you go to renew
your license and you confuse the lady because "it
shouldn't be possible to get this combination of
licenses..."
L14[05:58:57]

<Michiyo>
o_O
L15[05:59:20] <Izzy> apparently in QLD you
can't get a motorbike license without having a full car
license
L16[05:59:58] <Izzy> but having transferred
just full motorbike license from NSW and then gotten car learners
I'm in a state that the system would not normally allow
L17[06:01:56]

<Michiyo>
Good times
L18[06:02:24] <Izzy> in other news guess
who failed her driving test by being in her first accident
L19[06:02:26] <Izzy> woooooo
L20[06:02:50] <Izzy> (I bumped another
car's towball while reversing. instant fail. no damage.)
L21[06:13:35]

<Forecaster> %tonk
L22[06:13:35] <MichiBot> Fopdoodle!
Forecaster! You beat SpiderEveryOS's previous record of
<0 (By 6 hours, 22 minutes and 36 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L23[06:13:36] <MichiBot> Forecaster's
new record is 6 hours, 22 minutes and 36 seconds! Forecaster also
gained 0.00638 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2. Need
0.511978 more points to pass SpiderEveryOS!
L24[06:14:26]

<Michiyo>
Oh damn :/
L25[06:14:39]

<Michiyo>
At least no damage, but still sucks
L26[06:15:53] <Izzy> at least it's
only a six week queue for the next attempt
L27[06:15:56] <Izzy> not 8 like when I
booked
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(Quit: Leaving.)
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doskel_ is now known as doskel
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L35[09:53:10] *
Amanda curls up atop Izzy, demands pats or she'll leave the
cat flap into The Void open
L36[09:53:33] * Izzy
patpatpats
L37[09:53:41] *
Amanda purrs softly
L38[09:54:02] <Amanda> How've you
been, Izzy? Haven't seen you around lately
L39[09:54:12] <Izzy> stressed
L40[09:54:33] <Amanda> Oh dear
L41[09:54:50] <Izzy> clock's reset for
6 weeks now though I guess
L42[10:03:26] *
Amanda offers Izzy some lightly-chewed traffic cones to practice
with
L43[10:03:42] <Izzy> lightly ... chewed.
huh.
L44[10:04:02] <Amanda> I thought they were
candy corn
L45[10:04:12] <Izzy> I appreciate it
:)
L46[10:05:37] <Amanda> Anyway, at least
last night gave a vaguely-reasonable reason for me to be back in
highschool at 35
L47[10:06:32] <Amanda> Apparently I got
shunted to a parallel universe with shape shifting predators, and
clearly the governments best idea to acclimate me to that was to
repeat senior year of hs
L48[10:09:40] <Amanda> Oh, and the
predators can infiltrate poorly-managed memory code
L49[10:10:00] <Amanda> Dangling pointers
kept getting my code infected
L50[10:14:18] ⇦
Parts: vftdan (b5cb05d1b9@2a00:c70:1:178:170:40:189:1) (Error from
remote client))
L51[10:29:40] *
Amanda orders MichiBot some %soup
L52[10:29:41] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!!
Theres an entire roasted elon in my soup!
L53[10:29:58] <Amanda> Oh how we should
ever be so lucky
L54[10:30:19] <Amanda> Maybe the idiot will
decide he's god and hang out under one of his rocket
exhausts
L55[10:34:42] <Izzy> sitting on a lawn
chair
L56[10:34:55] <Izzy> dictating how they
should debug the rocket to meet the deadline
L57[10:35:00] <Izzy> about 50m from the
rocket
L58[10:35:07] <Izzy> full of extremely
exciting chemicals
L59[11:16:29] <Amanda> "just open the
flow valve already!" "But si-" "DID I ASK YOUR
OPINION!? OPEN THE FLOW VALVE!"
L60[11:31:31]

<Forecaster> I'm sure few would be
sad about this
L61[12:00:50] <stephan48> depending on his
will and testament... his spawn certainly will not.
L62[13:36:15]

<Kristobear38> I still occasionally get
dreams where I'm transported to high school/primary school or
a mix of both
L63[13:36:51]

<Kristobear38> I used to have a lot of
them 3-4 years back
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L65[14:27:54] zsh
sets mode: +v on Vexatos
L66[14:59:10]

<SpiderEveryOS> %tonkout
L67[14:59:10] <MichiBot> Dagnammit!
SpiderEveryOS! You beat Forecaster's previous record of 6
hours, 22 minutes and 36 seconds (By 2 hours, 22 minutes and 57
seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L68[14:59:11] <MichiBot> SpiderEveryOS has
stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.008 tonk
points! plus 0.007 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to
50% because stealing) Current score: 2.416464. Position #1
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L70[16:39:08] <Amanda> %remindme 30m check
if ansible finished successfully
L71[16:39:09] <MichiBot> I'll tell you
"check if ansible finished successfully" in 30m at
07/13/2026 05:09:08 PM
L72[17:09:09] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER:
check if ansible finished successfully
L73[17:28:18]

<Vaur>
%tonk
L74[17:28:18] <MichiBot> Boom! Vaur! You
beat SpiderEveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 2 hours, 29
minutes and 8 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L75[17:28:19] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 2 hours, 29 minutes and 8 seconds! Vaur also gained
0.00249 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need
0.174526 more points to pass Forecaster!
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L77[20:08:30] <Amanda> %remindme 45m
hopefully you can update your laptop now
L78[20:08:30] <MichiBot> I'll tell you
"hopefully you can update your laptop now" in 45m at
07/13/2026 08:53:30 PM
L79[20:53:30] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER:
hopefully you can update your laptop now
L80[21:09:12]

<Forecaster> %tonkout
L81[21:09:13] <MichiBot> Bejabbers!
Forecaster! You beat Vaur's previous record of 2 hours, 29
minutes and 8 seconds (By 1 hour, 11 minutes and 45 seconds)! I
hope you're happy!
L82[21:09:14] <MichiBot> Forecaster has
stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk
points! plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to
50% because stealing) Current score: 1.891986. Position #2 Need
0.524478 more points to pass SpiderEveryOS!
L83[22:34:16] <Amanda> %choose rainbox
time?
L84[22:34:16] <MichiBot> Amanda: Boo!
No!
L85[22:34:21] <Amanda> D:
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seconds.)
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Joins: xal (~xal@mx1.xal.systems)
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(Quit: Insert quantum chemistry joke here)
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<SpiderEveryOS> %tonk
L90[22:58:23] <MichiBot> Kapow!
SpiderEveryOS! You beat Forecaster's previous record of
<0 (By 1 hour, 49 minutes and 10 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L91[22:58:24] <MichiBot>
SpiderEveryOS's new record is 1 hour, 49 minutes and 10
seconds! SpiderEveryOS also gained 0.00182 tonk points for stealing
the tonk. Position #1.