L1[01:49:17] <Amanda> Elfi what a great description of a far city! "The forest wasn't cleared to make the city, it was convinced"

L2[01:49:22] <Amanda> Ffs

L3[01:49:28] <Amanda> Fae*

L4[01:49:36] <Elfi> Aw, that's cute

L5[01:49:48] <Elfi> And very fae, yes

L7[01:53:07] <Amanda> ( https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/158518/the-wixx-chronicles-the-archmage-and-the-valkyr )

L8[01:53:32] <Amanda> ( warning: she eats hoomans)

L9[01:53:55] <Amanda> ((they were pedo bandets though, so it's all good )

L10[01:54:15] <Amanda> Night girls

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L15[07:54:47] <Spider​EveryOS> %tonkout

L16[07:54:49] <MichiBot> Dogast! Spider​EveryOS! You beat Va​ur's previous record of 3 hours, 46 minutes and 48 seconds (By 10 hours, 25 minutes and 25 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L17[07:54:50] <MichiBot> Spider​EveryOS has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.014 tonk points! plus 0.013 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 2.064224. Position #1

L18[10:13:09] <Va​ur> %tonk

L19[10:13:10] <MichiBot> Dad-Sizzle! Va​ur! You beat Spider​EveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 2 hours, 18 minutes and 21 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L20[10:13:11] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 2 hours, 18 minutes and 21 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00231 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.202166 more points to pass Forec​aster!

L21[10:13:35] <Va​ur> %chug

L22[10:13:35] <MichiBot> You drink a crumbling gold potion (New!). Vaur feels like one particular wasp has it out for them suddenly.

L25[11:11:53] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!! Theres Three unmarked vials in my soup!

L26[11:12:51] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster with mutable violet potion

L27[11:12:51] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable violet potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a bavarium seahorse girl for 8 moons.

L29[11:14:29] <nadja> Amanda: I found the parental control settings for it.

L30[11:15:40] <Amanda> But how am I supposed to download cat-kung-fu now!?

L32[11:17:35] <nadja> Amanda: You could just *learn* skills you want to know, like the rest of us mere mortals :p

L33[11:18:08] <Amanda> nadja but that's no fun!

L34[11:18:44] <nadja> Au contraire, learning is the most fun you can have!

L35[11:41:12] <Va​ur> %chug

L36[11:41:12] <MichiBot> You drink a crumbling electrum potion (New!). Vaur turns into a water turtle golem girl until they say the phrase "Rather Actually".

L39[12:08:02] <Forec​aster> D:

L40[12:13:01] <Va​ur> %chug

L41[12:13:02] <MichiBot> You drink a rather transparent potion (New!). Vaur grows a tail from a lizard until their next sip of water.

L42[13:18:17] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster

L43[13:18:17] <MichiBot> You fling a fluffy aqua potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. Nothing in particular happens.

L44[13:55:59] <Va​ur> %tonkout$

L45[13:56:03] <Va​ur> %tonkout

L46[13:56:03] <MichiBot> Yippee! Va​ur! You beat your own previous record of 2 hours, 18 minutes and 21 seconds (By 1 hour, 24 minutes and 32 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L47[13:56:04] <MichiBot> Va​ur has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk points! plus 0.004 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 1.45176, Position #3 Need 0.195166 more points to pass Forec​aster!

L50[16:17:39] <Spider​EveryOS> %tonk

L51[16:17:39] <MichiBot> Dagnammit! Spider​EveryOS! You beat Va​ur's previous record of <0 (By 2 hours, 21 minutes and 36 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L52[16:17:40] <MichiBot> SpiderEveryOS's new record is 2 hours, 21 minutes and 36 seconds! SpiderEveryOS also gained 0.00236 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #1.

L53[18:01:48] <Amanda> %choose space chemistry or halucinate

L54[18:01:48] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: The proof is in the pudding. Definitely "halucinate". Now please get it out of my pudding.

L55[18:01:57] <Amanda> Hrm....

L56[18:20:32] <Amanda> %give MichiBot an inventation to a gift sexchange

L58[18:21:22] <Amanda> %choose try beta or keep going on stable

L59[18:21:22] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: Haven't you always gone with "keep going on stable"? Hm, maybe not.

L60[19:08:27] <Flamei​ngsoul> %tonk

L61[19:08:27] <MichiBot> Fiddlesticks! Flamei​ngsoul! You beat Spider​EveryOS's previous record of 2 hours, 21 minutes and 36 seconds (By 29 minutes and 11 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L62[19:08:28] <MichiBot> Flameingsoul's new record is 2 hours, 50 minutes and 47 seconds! Flameingsoul also gained 0.00147 (0.00049 x 3) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #4. Need 0.4868 more points to pass Va​ur!

L63[19:08:29] <Flamei​ngsoul> %chug

L64[19:08:29] <MichiBot> You drink a crunchy tuna potion (New!). Gravity reverses for Flameingsoul until someone turns off a lamp and then on again.

L65[19:10:30] <Va​ur> %chug

L66[19:10:30] <MichiBot> You drink a shimmering naqahdah potion (New!). Vaur's skin turn the color of the sky but with a crimson glow until someone turns on a lamp.

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L68[21:02:01] <Forec​aster> Vaur is the sunset

L69[21:03:04] *** Joins: Michiyo (~Michiyo@50.39.218.177) Michiyo

L73[21:28:10] <Corded> > <Forec​aster> Vaur is the sunset

L74[21:28:11] <Spider​EveryOS> Vaur is radiant

L75[21:28:46] <Mic​hiyo> Vaur is irradiated?

L76[21:30:33] <Forec​aster> Vaur is a ghoul?! Quick get the shotguns!