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L1[00:52:52] * Amanda
pawhugs Elfi close, meows some more about Unknowable Entities and
Where To Find Them, yawns a big toofy yawn
L2[00:53:13] <Amanda> Zzzmews time, night
girls
L3[03:03:34]

<Forecaster> %tonk
L4[03:03:35] <MichiBot> Yay! Forecaster!
You beat SpiderEveryOS's previous record of 1 hour, 57
minutes and 12 seconds (By 1 hour, 47 minutes and 30 seconds)! I
hope you're happy!
L5[03:03:36] <MichiBot> Forecaster's
new record is 3 hours, 44 minutes and 42 seconds! Forecaster also
gained 0.00358 (0.00179 x 2) tonk points for stealing the tonk.
Position #2. Need 0.173588 more points to pass
SpiderEveryOS!
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L11[07:26:50]

<SpiderEveryOS> %tonkout
L12[07:26:50] <MichiBot> Woooo!
SpiderEveryOS! You beat Forecaster's previous record of 3
hours, 44 minutes and 42 seconds (By 38 minutes and 32 seconds)! I
hope you're happy!
L13[07:26:51] <MichiBot> SpiderEveryOS has
stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.004 tonk
points! plus 0.003 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to
50% because stealing) Current score: 1.609594. Position #1
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L17[10:12:58]

<Flameingsoul> %tonk
L18[10:12:59] <MichiBot> Boo-yah!
Flameingsoul! You beat SpiderEveryOS's previous record of
<0 (By 2 hours, 46 minutes and 8 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L19[10:13:00] <MichiBot>
Flameingsoul's new record is 2 hours, 46 minutes and 8
seconds! Flameingsoul also gained 0.00277 tonk points for stealing
the tonk. Position #4. Need 0.26747 more points to pass
Vaur!
L20[10:31:57]

<vftdan>
What would be the least breaking way to signalize `EWOULDBLOCK` in
`:read("*line")`?
L21[10:37:56]

<RedstoneParkour> have non-blocking mode
be a thing the program has to enable manually
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L23[10:40:40]

<RedstoneParkour> then i suppose `return
false, "EWOULDBLOCK"`
L24[10:40:41] *
Amanda meows and looks around
L25[10:40:47] *
Amanda orders MichiBot her %soup
L26[10:40:47] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!!
Theres Amandas homelab, just add fire! in my soup!
L27[10:40:48]

<RedstoneParkour> a number would also
work
L28[10:40:56] <Amanda> Hey! D:
L29[10:41:06] <Amanda> No wonder my bouncer
failed to come back up
L30[10:41:33] <Amanda> some random cook was
using my homelab as an ingredient
L31[11:03:28] *
Amanda collects wool from @Forecaster to make a blanket for
Elfi
L32[11:36:24]

<Forecaster> Hey! D:<
L33[11:36:49]

<Forecaster> Rude!
L34[11:37:05] <Amanda> It's healthy to
sheer sheep!
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L36[11:42:06] <Amanda> Huh. @Michiyo
apparently we've both broken the S2 EULA!
L37[11:42:20] <Amanda> You can't
"disparage" Krafton
L38[11:42:29] <Amanda> to which I sayl..
Fuck Krafton
L39[13:25:41]

<Forecaster> That's in the
EULA?
L40[13:37:46]

<Forecaster> oh yeah, (well kind of)
there's a PC Gamer article about it
L41[13:38:01]

<Forecaster> you also can't play the
game through a proxy apparently
L42[13:52:19]

<Forecaster> good thing I don't own
the game, that means I can say whatever I want about them
L43[13:53:37] <Amanda> %choose robot
factory or dry space or shape factory
L44[13:53:37] <MichiBot> Amanda: I saw
that "dry space" is the best choice in a vision
L45[13:53:43] <Amanda> Hrrrmmmm
L46[13:53:47] <Amanda> Verry
interesting
L47[13:54:06]

<Forecaster> was the vision about avoiding
getting wet?
L48[13:57:19] <Amanda> I've almost
caught up to the end of the story content in wet space, so I'm
slowing down some
L49[13:58:16]

<Forecaster> ohno!
L50[14:03:41] <Amanda> %remindme 1h check
on the ice mine base
L51[14:03:41] <MichiBot> I'll tell you
"check on the ice mine base" in 1h at 05/22/2026 03:03:41
PM
L52[14:09:01]

<Forecaster> %sip
L53[14:09:02] <MichiBot> You drink a tacky
avesmingo potion (New!). It sounds like someone is dragging a large
metal axe along the floor nearby... Wait, now the sound is
gone...
L54[14:14:51]

<Flameingsoul> %tonkout ?
L55[14:14:52] <MichiBot> Holy cookie with
raisins Batman! Flameingsoul! You beat your own previous record of
2 hours, 46 minutes and 8 seconds (By 1 hour, 15 minutes and 44
seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L56[14:14:53] <MichiBot> Flameingsoul has
tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.004 tonk points!
plus 0.006 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score:
0.94916, Position #4 Need 0.25747 more points to pass Vaur!
L57[14:14:58]

<Flameingsoul> %chug
L58[14:14:58] <MichiBot> You drink a liquid
dalekanium potion (New!). Flameingsoul feels much better!
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L60[14:15:16] zsh
sets mode: +v on Vexatos
L61[14:40:27]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster
L62[14:40:28] <MichiBot> You fling an
invisible redstone potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster.
@Forecaster turns into an octopus girl until they steal a
shoe.
L63[14:40:43]

<Forecaster> D:<
L64[14:40:47]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> Enclosure time!
L65[14:41:22]

<Forecaster> _snatches @Brisingr
Aerowing's shoe_
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L67[14:42:22]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> *Zaps Fore with a terrawatt lightning bolt*
L68[14:42:55]

<Vaur>
%chug
L69[14:42:55] <MichiBot> You drink an
unaligned titanium potion (New!). Vaur turns into a lava boy until
they use "Wat Doom" in a sentence.
L70[14:53:53] <Amanda>
aaaAAAaaaaAAAaaa
L71[14:54:06] <Amanda> I finally figured
out why my autopilot modification wasn't taxiing out, only
in.
L72[14:54:24] <Amanda> My other change to
make it announce when a pad is in use, was making the taxi labels
not apply
L73[14:55:16] <Amanda> because the
pad's name was "<pad name> !!In Use!!" as far
as that other part was concerned
L74[14:59:41] <Corded> >
<Forecaster> _snatches @Brisingr Aerowing's shoe_
L75[14:59:41]

<Flameingsoul> %stab forecaster
L76[14:59:42] <MichiBot> Flameingsoul is
trying to stab forecaster! They have 5 minutes if they want to
attempt to %defend against it!
L77[15:00:11]

<Forecaster> %deflect
L78[15:00:12] <MichiBot> Forecaster failed
to deflect Flameingsoul wielding the gender flu. With a 5 vs 12
Forecaster takes the full 2 damage.
L79[15:00:27]

<Forecaster> Ouch
L80[15:00:40]

<Flameingsoul> youve been stabbed with the
gender flu?
L81[15:00:45]

<Flameingsoul> how did i solidifiy
it
L82[15:03:42] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER:
check on the ice mine base
L83[15:04:40] <Corded> > <Amanda>
to which I sayl.. Fuck Krafton
L84[15:04:40]

<Michiyo>
Fuck Krafton indeed.
L85[15:33:46] <Amanda> %remindme 1h check
again
L86[15:33:46] <MichiBot> I'll tell you
"check again" in 1h at 05/22/2026 04:33:46 PM
L87[16:03:44]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> %stab @Forecaster
L88[16:03:44] <MichiBot> Brisingr Aerowing
is trying to stab @Forecaster! They have 5 minutes if they want to
attempt to %defend against it!
L89[16:08:49] <MichiBot> Brisingr Aerowing
is stabbing @Forecaster with some sugar of saturn for 1d4 => 3
damage! Some sugar of saturn suddenly collapses into a
singularity.
L90[16:33:47] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER:
check again
L91[16:58:59] <Amanda> Hrrm...
L92[16:59:41]

<Forecaster> Horm...
L93[17:01:08] <Amanda> %choose cut the nose
off?
L94[17:01:08] <MichiBot> Amanda: A nearby
lamp turns orange.
L95[17:04:33]

<Forecaster> I wonder what that's
supposed to mean
L96[17:07:36] <Mabeeck> %appear
L97[17:07:55] <Mabeeck> I am now
present
L98[17:12:01] <Amanda> Or are you?
L99[17:13:03] <vftdan> *VSauce music*
L100[17:14:42] <Mabeeck> No, I am actually
just a figment of your emagination that you created out of
lonelieness along with the rest of this world so that you could
forget that you are actually just a little brain floating somewhere
in space.
L101[17:15:29]

<Vaur>
%tonk
L102[17:15:30] <MichiBot> Uh-oh! Vaur!
You beat Flameingsoul's previous record of <0 (By 3 hours
and 37 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L103[17:15:31] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 3 hours and 37 seconds! Vaur also gained 0.00301 tonk
points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.217866 more
points to pass Forecaster!
L104[17:19:18]

<Forecaster> how rude, I might just
un-imagine you >:
L105[17:32:34]

<Vaur>
%chug
L106[17:32:35] <MichiBot> You drink a
simulated cyan potion (New!). Vaur now has a mullet until they say
the phrase "Sup Mew".
L107[17:32:44]

<Vaur> Sup
Mem
L108[18:12:24] <Amanda> %remindme 30m
check ci
L109[18:12:24] <MichiBot> I'll tell
you "check ci" in 30m at 05/22/2026 06:42:24 PM
L110[18:13:45] <Mabeeck> %vanish
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L112[18:23:23] <Amanda> %choose cut the
nose off or try and build a new ship from scratch, with blackjack,
and scritchies
L113[18:23:23] <MichiBot> Amanda: A
wizard is never late, and sometimes engages in some "cut the
nose off".
L114[18:26:54] <Amanda> Hrrrmmmm
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L118[18:37:24] <Amanda> %choose batteries
or try and fit the reactors in somewhere
L119[18:37:24] <MichiBot> Amanda: A
nearby lamp suddenly screams "try and fit the reactors in
somewhere!" such that it's barely audible.
L120[18:37:32] <Amanda> Hrrrmmmmm
L121[18:42:25] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER:
check ci
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L127[20:25:09]

<SpiderEveryOS> %tonkout
L128[20:25:10] <MichiBot> Woooo!
SpiderEveryOS! You beat Vaur's previous record of 3 hours
and 37 seconds (By 9 minutes and 2 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L129[20:25:11] <MichiBot> SpiderEveryOS
has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk
points! plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to
50% because stealing) Current score: 1.615594. Position #1
L131[20:34:44] <Amanda> oops.. here I
thought I was almost done
L132[20:42:35] <Amanda> To be fair, it
didn't take long to finish that part up
L133[21:21:07]

<Forecaster> Gasp! Experimental!
L134[21:22:24] <Amanda> Yeeeesssss, and
that's definitely the only alert cycling there
L135[21:22:59] <Amanda> Definitely not
also Scene too complex and performance issues
L136[21:26:50]

<Forecaster> As long as your computer
isn't on fire it's fine
L137[22:21:14] <Amanda> %choose
laptopnaptime?
L138[22:21:14] <MichiBot> Amanda: Hah!
Good luck with that!
L139[22:21:31] *
Amanda squints
L140[22:21:39] <Amanda> You're just
trying to reverse-psychology me!
L141[22:22:09] <Amanda> Well, this is what
I think of that! ~lets her laptop nap, curls up around Elfi to do
more space stuff~
L142[22:22:39] <Amanda> bah, not sure how
that bridges, but apparently my new client uses "~"s for
strikethrough
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(Quit: Insert quantum chemistry joke here)
L145[22:53:55] <Amanda> what should I name
this ship
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L148[22:56:30] ***
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L151[22:57:06] <Amanda> another shot
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L153[22:57:16]
zsh sets mode: +v on MichiBot
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L156[23:40:30] *
Amanda pawhugs Elfi, meows about her retrofit of the ship, and how
it's not fair that her water bowl didn't magically
refill