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L1[01:36:28]

<SpiderEveryOS> %tonk
L2[01:36:28] <MichiBot> Wild!
SpiderEveryOS! You beat your own previous record of <0 (By 4
hours, 14 minutes and 58 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L3[01:36:29] <MichiBot> SpiderEveryOS's
new record is 4 hours, 14 minutes and 58 seconds! No points gained
for stealing from yourself. (Lost out on 0.00425)
L4[02:21:47]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster
L5[02:21:48] <MichiBot> You fling a
5th-dimensional currentcorn potion (New!) that splashes onto
@Forecaster. The potion contained a computer virus! It sent a
message to all of @Forecaster's friends telling them that they
love them!
L6[02:34:56] ⇦
Quits: vidak (~vidak@2407:e400:7800:2c01:d0be:76f8:cc84:bd4a) (Ping
timeout: 180 seconds)
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L8[02:44:56] ⇦
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L10[06:17:57]

<SpiderEveryOS> %tonkout
L11[06:17:57] <MichiBot> Boo-yah!
SpiderEveryOS! You beat your own previous record of 4 hours, 14
minutes and 58 seconds (By 26 minutes and 30 seconds)! I hope
you're happy!
L12[06:17:58] <MichiBot> SpiderEveryOS has
tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.004 tonk points!
plus 0.006 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score:
1.351074, Position #1
L13[07:05:26] ⇦
Quits: doskel (~doskel@246c-83ff-fe36-52b7.v6.us-sjo1.upcloud.host)
(Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
L14[07:06:26] ⇦
Quits: Hawk777 (~Hawk777@2605:1700:10aa:6600:bbe5:f0b0:867a:364e)
(Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
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L16[07:07:08] ⇦
Quits: Hawk777 (~Hawk777@2605:1700:10aa:6600:bbe5:f0b0:867a:364e)
(Client Quit)
L17[08:48:36]

<Vaur>
%tonk
L18[08:48:37] <MichiBot> Fopdoodle! Vaur!
You beat SpiderEveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 2
hours, 30 minutes and 39 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L19[08:48:38] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 2 hours, 30 minutes and 39 seconds! Vaur also gained
0.00251 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need
0.141376 more points to pass Forecaster!
L20[08:51:58] ⇦
Quits: Amanda (~m-yt727s@cloud.camnet.site) (Read error: Connection
reset by peer)
L21[08:52:38] *** Joins: Amanda
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L22[09:03:41] ⇦
Quits: Amanda (~m-yt727s@cloud.camnet.site) (Read error: Connection
reset by peer)
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L24[10:10:06]

<Forecaster> %tonk
L25[10:10:06] <MichiBot> I'm sorry
Forecaster, you were not able to beat Vaur's record of 2
hours, 30 minutes and 39 seconds this time. 1 hour, 21 minutes and
29 seconds were wasted! Missed by 1 hour, 9 minutes and 10
seconds!
L26[10:10:18]

<Forecaster> oh shoot
L27[10:10:21]

<Forecaster> I mean
L28[10:10:26]

<Forecaster> Exactly as planned
L29[10:17:45] ⇨
Joins: WilliamAppleton228 (~WilliamAp@188.243.107.60)
L30[10:21:26] ⇦
Quits: WilliamAppleton228 (~WilliamAp@188.243.107.60) (Ping
timeout: 180 seconds)
L31[10:27:43] *
Amanda meows and looks around
L32[10:27:55] *
Amanda orders MichiBot some %soup
L33[10:27:55] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!!
Theres a hit contract for a single, specific, speck of dust in my
soup!
L34[10:28:41] *
Amanda does a heccen biiig stretchie
L35[10:29:53] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster
with mutable violet potion
L36[10:29:54] <MichiBot> You fling a
mutable violet potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster.
@Forecaster turns into a whale until they steal a shoe.
L37[10:30:11]

<Forecaster> D:<
L38[10:30:22] *
Amanda beams fore to The Enclosure, now 100% shoe
free!
L39[10:32:16]

<Forecaster> dangit
L40[10:32:20]

<Forecaster> I wanted shoes...
L41[10:32:39]

<Forecaster> for my collection and no
other reason...
L42[11:16:04] <Amanda> Hrrrmmmm
L43[11:16:41] <Amanda> %choose work on
setting up more xenoferrite for the robot factory or stare at an
editor window all day, not typing anything
L44[11:16:41] <MichiBot> Amanda:
"work on setting up more xenoferrite for the robot
factory", now with 30% fewer deaths caused by
negligence!
L46[11:52:21] <Amanda> %choose 2-way or
1-way
L47[11:52:22] <MichiBot> Amanda: I saw
that "1-way" is the best choice in a vision
L48[12:16:45]

<Vaur>
%chug
L49[12:16:45] <MichiBot> You drink a
redacted green potion (New!). Everything Vaur says is now in
Wingdings until they exit the room.
L50[13:37:03]

<Vaur>
%tonkout
L51[13:37:03] <MichiBot> Dogast! Vaur! You
beat your own previous record of 2 hours, 30 minutes and 39 seconds
(By 56 minutes and 17 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L52[13:37:04] <MichiBot> Vaur has tonked
out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk points! plus 0.004
bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 1.06379,
Position #3 Need 0.134376 more points to pass Forecaster!
L53[14:04:33]

<Vaur>
%chug
L54[14:04:33] <MichiBot> You drink a
mutable stainless steel potion (New!). Vaur turns into a goat until
hell has a mild winter.
L55[14:07:09] <Amanda> %remindme 30m check
ci
L56[14:07:09] <MichiBot> I'll tell you
"check ci" in 30m at 05/02/2026 02:37:09 PM
L57[14:07:21]

<Forecaster> %sip
L58[14:07:22] <MichiBot> You drink a sweet
nectar potion (New!). Forecaster's eyes turn the color of
ferozium until someone baps them.
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Joins: WilliamAppleton228 (~WilliamAp@188.243.107.60)
L60[14:15:48]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster
L61[14:15:49] <MichiBot> You fling a
falling blue potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster.
@Forecaster's left sock is now cursed.
L62[14:15:56] ⇦
Quits: WilliamAppleton228 (~WilliamAp@188.243.107.60) (Ping
timeout: 180 seconds)
L63[14:16:27]

<Forecaster> Good thing whales can't
wear socks!
L64[14:37:10] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER:
check ci
L65[14:39:45] <Amanda> Seems to still be
going
L66[14:41:06] <Amanda> %remindme 45m check
if image is done uploading
L67[14:41:06] <MichiBot> I'll tell you
"check if image is done uploading" in 45m at 05/02/2026
03:26:06 PM
L68[15:20:09] *** Joins: Hawk777
(~Hawk777@2605:1700:10aa:6600:a100:8567:7e50:265e) Hawk777
L69[15:26:07] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER:
check if image is done uploading
L70[15:41:59]

<SpiderEveryOS> %tonk
L71[15:41:59] <MichiBot> Jeepers!
SpiderEveryOS! You beat Vaur's previous record of <0 (By
2 hours, 4 minutes and 56 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L72[15:42:00] <MichiBot>
SpiderEveryOS's new record is 2 hours, 4 minutes and 56
seconds! SpiderEveryOS also gained 0.00208 tonk points for stealing
the tonk. Position #1.
L73[16:24:03]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster with mutable potion
L74[16:24:03] <MichiBot> You fling a
mutable unobtanium potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster.
@Forecaster turns into an aether fish girl until they sneeze.
L75[16:25:07]

<Forecaster> hooray!
L76[16:25:17]

<Forecaster> _shifts into the aether to
escape the enclosure_
L77[16:25:24] <Amanda> hecc. x2
L78[17:47:14]

<SpiderEveryOS> %tonkout
L79[17:47:15] <MichiBot> Yow!
SpiderEveryOS! You beat your own previous record of 2 hours, 4
minutes and 56 seconds (By 19 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L80[17:47:16] <MichiBot> SpiderEveryOS has
tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk points!
plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score:
1.357154, Position #1
L81[18:10:20] *** Joins: Michiyo
(~Michiyo@50.39.220.77) Michiyo
L82[18:10:21] zsh
sets mode: +o on Michiyo
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L85[19:19:16]

<Vaur>
%tonk
L86[19:19:17] <MichiBot> Zounderkite!
Vaur! You beat SpiderEveryOS's previous record of <0 (By
1 hour, 32 minutes and 1 second)! I hope you're happy!
L87[19:19:18] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 1 hour, 32 minutes and 1 second! Vaur also gained 0.00153
tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.132846 more
points to pass Forecaster!
L88[20:37:13] <Amanda> %choose
seconds?
L89[20:37:13] <MichiBot> Amanda: Maybe. In
a few minutes.
L90[20:37:21] <Amanda> Hrm... No!
L91[21:07:08] <Amanda> Hrm...
L92[21:07:46] <Amanda> %choose comfort or
laptopnaptime
L93[21:07:46] <MichiBot> Amanda:
"comfort" is for cool kids!
L94[21:52:02] ⇦
Quits: Hawk777 (~Hawk777@2605:1700:10aa:6600:a100:8567:7e50:265e)
(Quit: Leaving.)
L95[22:11:07] <Amanda> %remindme 13h check
if triumph is still bitching about apt updates
L96[22:11:07] <MichiBot> I'll tell you
"check if triumph is still bitching about apt updates" in
13h at 05/03/2026 11:11:07 AM
L97[22:31:13]

<lunar_sam>
adding a checksum to the ziptie config
L98[22:31:16]

<lunar_sam>
wish me luck
L99[22:31:18]

<lunar_sam>
also an 8k version
L101[22:49:43]

<Vaur>
%tonkout
L102[22:49:44] <MichiBot> Jiminy Cricket!
Vaur! You beat your own previous record of 1 hour, 32 minutes and
1 second (By 1 hour, 58 minutes and 24 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L103[22:49:45] <MichiBot> Vaur has tonked
out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk points! plus 0.004
bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 1.07232,
Position #3 Need 0.125846 more points to pass Forecaster!
L104[23:32:41]

<Flameingsoul> %tonk
L105[23:32:41] <MichiBot> Fiddlesticks!
Flameingsoul! You beat Vaur's previous record of <0 (By
42 minutes and 57 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L106[23:32:42]

<Flameingsoul> %chug
L107[23:32:42] <MichiBot>
Flameingsoul's new record is 42 minutes and 57 seconds!
Flameingsoul also gained 0.00072 tonk points for stealing the tonk.
Position #4. Need 0.1856 more points to pass Vaur!
L108[23:32:43] <MichiBot> You drink a
5th-dimensional bavarium potion (New!). A bard behind Flameingsoul
suddenly stops playing. They were most likely eaten by a
monster.
L109[23:33:47] <Amanda> %choose 🍄 or
☢️
L110[23:33:47] <MichiBot> Amanda: Out of
these two choices? I'd say "🍄".