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L3[01:06:34] <Ar​iri> %pet Michibot

L4[01:06:34] <MichiBot> Ariri is patting Michibot with an unstable apt CLI output. Michibot regains 1d4 => 2 hit points! The unstable apt CLI output experienced a segfault.

L5[01:06:44] <Ar​iri> many such cases

L7[01:20:35] <Amanda> Night girly

L8[01:20:40] <Amanda> Night girls*

L10[01:21:30] <Amanda> I have no idea how girls keeps turning into girly, they're literally very far apart for a miss-swipe

L11[01:21:42] <Amanda> Anyways, night

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L15[02:29:48] <ThePiGuy24> %tonk

L16[02:29:48] <MichiBot> Shoot! ThePi​Guy24! You beat Flamei​ngsoul's previous record of 2 hours, 40 minutes and 46 seconds (By 1 hour, 11 minutes and 45 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L17[02:29:49] <MichiBot> ThePiGuy24's new record is 3 hours, 52 minutes and 31 seconds! ThePiGuy24 also gained 0.0036 (0.0012 x 3) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #6. Need 0.00573 more points to pass Redston​eParkour!

L19[06:19:25] <Spider​EveryOS> %tonkout

L20[06:19:26] <MichiBot> I'm sorry Spider​EveryOS, you were not able to beat ThePi​Guy24's record of 3 hours, 52 minutes and 31 seconds this time. 3 hours, 49 minutes and 37 seconds were wasted! Missed by 2 minutes and 53 seconds!

L22[10:33:45] <Flamei​ngsoul> %tonk

L23[10:33:46] <MichiBot> Blast! Flamei​ngsoul! You beat ThePi​Guy24's previous record of 3 hours, 52 minutes and 31 seconds (By 21 minutes and 48 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L24[10:33:47] <MichiBot> Flameingsoul's new record is 4 hours, 14 minutes and 20 seconds! Flameingsoul also gained 0.00144 (0.00036 x 4) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #4. Need 0.15142 more points to pass Va​ur!

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L29[13:51:08] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!! Theres the platonic ideal of a chair in my soup!

L30[13:52:02] <Amanda> %remindme 30m check ci for ansible

L31[13:52:02] <MichiBot> I'll tell you "check ci for ansible" in 30m at 04/15/2026 02:22:02 PM

L32[14:22:03] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER: check ci for ansible

L33[14:24:47] <Forec​aster> %sip

L34[14:24:48] <MichiBot> You drink a bald purple potion (New!). The next remote Forecaster looks for is extra hard to find.

L35[14:25:08] <Amanda> %splash Forecaster with mutable purple potion

L36[14:25:08] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable purple potion (New!) that splashes onto Forecaster. Forecaster turns into a electrum pig boy for 3 moons.

L37[14:25:16] <Forec​aster> D:

L38[14:25:16] <Amanda> hecc.

L39[14:26:46] <Forec​aster> _travels around the player opposite the moon three times_

L40[14:26:58] <Forec​aster> * planet opposite the moon three times_

L41[14:37:10] <Amanda> No I think you had it right the first time.

L42[14:37:38] <Amanda> After all, the universe does revolve around The Protaganist

L43[14:38:20] <Forec​aster> Wut

L44[14:39:21] <Amanda> You don't know who The Protaganist is? It's the player playing the simulation!

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L47[14:53:55] <Va​ur> %tonkout

L48[14:53:56] <MichiBot> Holy attempt to index nil value Batman! Va​ur! You beat Flamei​ngsoul's previous record of 4 hours, 14 minutes and 20 seconds (By 5 minutes and 49 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L49[14:53:57] <MichiBot> Va​ur has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.004 tonk points! plus 0.003 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 0.99434. Position #3 Need 0.041586 more points to pass Forec​aster!

L50[15:17:30] <Forec​aster> It was more the whole thing making no sense

L51[15:23:42] <Amanda> Shh, details details. %splash Forecaster with mutable violet potion

L52[15:23:43] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable violet potion (New!) that splashes onto Forecaster. Forecaster turns into a stainless steel horse until Sozin's Comet returns.

L53[15:23:47] <Amanda> hecc.

L55[15:51:43] <Va​ur> %chug

L56[15:51:43] <MichiBot> You drink a searing yellow potion (New!). Suddenly there's a swarm of wasps behind Vaur that chase them for 43 seconds!

L57[15:52:12] <Corded> > <Ama​nda> After all, the universe does revolve around The Protaganist

L58[15:52:12] <Va​ur> is this a Tenet reference ? if it is, I'm impressed

L59[15:52:24] <Va​ur> if not I'm lost

L60[15:53:53] <Amanda> Nah, just random nonsense

L61[15:54:20] <Amanda> %choose hashbrowns or cookies

L62[15:54:20] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: "cookies" is for cool kids!

L63[16:04:39] <Forec​aster> Hey D:<

L70[16:48:01] <Va​ur> %chug

L71[16:48:02] <MichiBot> You drink a dotted röd potion (New!). Vaur falls into a shaft and drop 2 floors!

L72[18:11:26] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster with mutable potion

L73[18:11:27] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable jumbonium potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a golem girl until the next time they hug someone.

L74[18:11:57] <Amanda> Finally! Something reasonable!

L75[18:14:58] <Forec​aster> D:<

L76[18:24:59] <Va​ur> %tonk

L77[18:25:00] <MichiBot> Golly! Va​ur! You beat your own previous record of <0 (By 3 hours, 31 minutes and 4 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L78[18:25:01] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 3 hours, 31 minutes and 4 seconds! No points gained for stealing from yourself. (Lost out on 0.00352)

L79[18:33:57] <Spider​EveryOS> %sip

L80[18:33:57] <MichiBot> You drink a smelly pussplum potion (New!). It sounds like someone is dragging a large metal axe along the floor nearby... Wait, now the sound is gone...

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L87[22:59:37] <Amanda> %splash Forecaster with mutable red potion

L88[22:59:38] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable red potion (New!) that splashes onto Forecaster. Forecaster turns into a turtle until they use "Classic" in a sentence.

L89[22:59:54] <Amanda> Tourtle!

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