L1[00:15:09] 
<Brisingr
Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster
<Brisingr
Aerowing> %splash @ForecasterL2[00:15:09] <MichiBot> You fling a redacted
rubium potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. When
@Forecaster turns around they see An Emerald colored plastic
flamingo. It stares into their soul.
L3[00:47:26] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster
with mutable emerald potion
L4[00:47:26] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable
emerald potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster
turns into a solarium horse girl until they download a car.
L5[00:47:44] <Amanda> Hecc
L6[01:28:27] * Amanda
pawhugs Elfi close, using her as a fae plushie again, does a heccen
zzzmew
L7[01:28:30] <Amanda> Night girls
L8[01:33:55] <Flameingsoul> %tonkout
<Flameingsoul> %tonkoutL9[01:33:56] <MichiBot> Yippee!
Flameingsoul! You beat your own previous record of 3 hours, 31
minutes and 24 seconds (By 3 hours, 12 minutes and 48 seconds)! I
hope you're happy!
L10[01:33:57] <MichiBot> Flameingsoul has
tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.006 tonk points!
plus 0.01 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score:
0.50375, Position #4 Need 0.12789 more points to pass Vaur!
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L12[04:07:59] <Forecaster> I'm a centaur more I
guess, it's better than a fish
<Forecaster> I'm a centaur more I
guess, it's better than a fishL13[04:24:43] <Forecaster> * now I guess, it's
better than a fish
<Forecaster> * now I guess, it's
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L20[05:42:04] <SpiderEveryOS> %tonk
<SpiderEveryOS> %tonkL21[05:42:05] <MichiBot> Dagnabbit!
SpiderEveryOS! You beat Flameingsoul's previous record of
<0 (By 4 hours, 8 minutes and 9 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L22[05:42:06] <MichiBot>
SpiderEveryOS's new record is 4 hours, 8 minutes and 9
seconds! SpiderEveryOS also gained 0.00414 tonk points for stealing
the tonk. Position #1.
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#lolno
L26[07:38:22] <Vaur>
%chug
<Vaur>
%chugL27[07:38:22] <MichiBot> You drink a serif
currentcorn potion (New!). Vaur: Nothing seemed to happen...
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L47[12:01:30] <Vaur> %tonk
L48[12:01:30] <MichiBot> Consarn it! Vaur!
You beat SpiderEveryOS's previous record of 4 hours, 8
minutes and 9 seconds (By 2 hours, 11 minutes and 16 seconds)! I
hope you're happy!
L49[12:01:31] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 6 hours, 19 minutes and 25 seconds! Vaur also gained
0.01095 (0.00219 x 5) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position
#3. Need 0.069706 more points to pass Forecaster!
L50[12:01:40] <Vaur> %chug
L51[12:01:41] <MichiBot> You drink a hot
electrum potion (New!). Some tonk points fly by. Vaur caught 0.088
tonk points. (Rem. uses: 0)
L52[12:09:29] <Izzy> well this presents a
problem. just realised Valle Niasmor can't have a transit
authority, being non-specifically anarcho-communist and all
L53[12:10:23] <Forecaster> So have a
transit suggestion
L54[12:10:43] *
Amanda meows and looks around
L55[12:10:46] *
Amanda orders MichiBot some %soup
L56[12:10:46] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!!
Theres 12x Compressed Sentences in my soup!
L57[12:11:10] <Forecaster> Also corded got
disconnected again
L58[12:11:59] <Amanda> %splash Forecaster
with mutable yellow potion
L59[12:12:00] <MichiBot> You fling a
mutable yellow potion (New!) that splashes onto Forecaster.
Forecaster turns into a fish until they say the word
"Doom".
L60[12:12:18] <Amanda> You know what that
means!
L61[12:12:57] <Forecaster>
Seriously...
L62[12:13:10] <Forecaster> Doom!
L63[12:13:19] <Forecaster> :|
L64[12:41:32] <Amanda> %choose more space
asimov-violations or halucinate
L65[12:41:33] <MichiBot> Amanda: Out of
these two choices? I'd say "halucinate".
L66[13:03:30] <Vaur> %chug
L67[13:03:31] <MichiBot> You drink a
sans-serif aqua potion (New!). Vaur: Nothing seemed to
happen...
L68[13:03:42] <Vaur> :(
L69[13:08:57] <Amanda> %splash Forecaster
with mutable aqua potion
L70[13:08:57] <MichiBot> You fling a
mutable aqua potion (New!) that splashes onto Forecaster.
Forecaster turns into a rainbow grass until they see a bird.
L71[13:42:34] <Forecaster> Hey!
D:<
L72[13:42:41] <Forecaster> good thing grass
sees lots of birds
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L77[14:20:53] <Michiyo_> %test
L78[14:20:54] <MichiBot> Michiyo_:
Success
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L81[14:23:53] <Michiyo_> *sigh*
L82[14:25:12] <Michiyo>
https://irclogs.pc-logix.com/view?chan=oc&log=2026-03-13.log#L28
Actually the logs around there are kinda odd... lol >_>
<Michiyo>
https://irclogs.pc-logix.com/view?chan=oc&log=2026-03-13.log#L28
Actually the logs around there are kinda odd... lol >_>L83[14:25:17] <Michiyo>
Also Vaur HAS tonked via IRC
<Michiyo>
Also Vaur HAS tonked via IRCL84[14:26:11] <RedstoneParkour> oh right
since the logger (neo i assume) also disconnects
L85[14:27:00] <RedstoneParkour> %sip
L86[14:27:01] <MichiBot> You drink a
forbidden sapphire potion (New!). RedstoneParkour falls into a
shaft and drop 1 floor!
L87[14:27:08] <RedstoneParkour> ouch
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L90[14:28:54] <Michiyo__> ._.
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L92[14:29:23] <Michiyo>
well, it did but it was only down for a like 1 minute
<Michiyo>
well, it did but it was only down for a like 1 minuteL93[14:47:21] *
Amanda bats at Michiyo's ever-growing tail
L94[14:49:10] <Michiyo__> lol
L95[14:54:36] <Michiyo__> Michiyo is
connected from my phone, but not in the channel, and I had to
update my OPNSense box and it was 2 versions behind meaning I had
to reboot so __ connected before _ timed out
L96[15:06:34] <Forecaster> %sip
<Forecaster> %sipL97[15:06:36] <MichiBot> You drink an
oxidised stainless steel potion (New!). Forecaster barely manages
to catch a red shell that appears in front of them! (Rem. uses:
1)
L98[15:06:41] <Forecaster> Nice
<Forecaster> NiceL99[15:18:58] *** Joins: Vexatos
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L101[15:37:21] <RedstoneParkour> %sip oxidised stainless
steel
<RedstoneParkour> %sip oxidised stainless
steelL102[15:37:22] <MichiBot> You drink an
oxidised electrum potion (New!). RedstoneParkour turns into a
platypus until someone turns off a lamp and then on again.
L103[15:37:42] <RedstoneParkour> thats not stainless
steel
<RedstoneParkour> thats not stainless
steelL104[15:45:40] <Vaur> %chug
L105[15:45:40] <MichiBot> You drink a big
electrum potion (New!). Vaur's eyes glow the color of the sky
until they steal the concept of stealing.
L106[16:30:38] <Forecaster> oh yeah, I should remove
that
<Forecaster> oh yeah, I should remove
thatL107[16:30:56] <Forecaster> it doesn't work due to
how the check for potion words work
<Forecaster> it doesn't work due to
how the check for potion words workL108[16:31:11] <Forecaster> because there's a space
in it
<Forecaster> because there's a space
in itL109[16:50:26] <Amanda> or change the
sspace to a minus
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L111[17:25:24] <Forecaster> but that would be wrong...
D:
<Forecaster> but that would be wrong...
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L113[18:08:35] <Amanda> %splash
@Forecaster with mutable electrum potion
L114[18:08:35] <MichiBot> You fling a
mutable electrum potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster.
@Forecaster turns into an octopus until someone turns on a lamp and
then off again.
L115[18:09:45] <Forecaster> D:<
<Forecaster> D:<L116[18:10:40] <Amanda> :3
L117[18:11:03] *
Amanda beams Fore to The Enclosure to do a security audit of
it
L118[18:16:16] <Vaur>
%chug "oxidised stainless steel potion"
<Vaur>
%chug "oxidised stainless steel potion"L119[18:16:18] <MichiBot> You drink an
oxidised dilithium potion (New!). Some tonk points fly by. Vaur
caught 0.032 tonk points. (Rem. uses: 1)
L120[18:16:30] <Forecaster> ooh %sip oxidised
dilithium
<Forecaster> ooh %sip oxidised
dilithiumL121[18:16:30] <MichiBot> You drink an
oxidised dilithium potion. Some tonk points fly by. Forecaster
caught 0.036 tonk points. (Rem. uses: 0)
L122[18:16:51] <Vaur> well
... I guess its fine too 😄
<Vaur> well
... I guess its fine too 😄L123[18:17:01] <Michiyo>
Jury Duty summons \o/
<Michiyo>
Jury Duty summons \o/L124[18:17:06] <Michiyo>
/s
<Michiyo>
/sL125[18:17:18] <Corded> >
<Michiyo> Jury Duty summons \o/
L126[18:17:18] <Vaur> oh
really ?
<Vaur> oh
really ?L127[18:17:51] <Michiyo>
Yeah, next month
<Michiyo>
Yeah, next monthL128[18:18:35] <Amanda> Fun!
L129[18:18:40] <Forecaster> that sounds fun
<Forecaster> that sounds funL130[18:18:55] <Vaur>
depends on the type of trials
<Vaur>
depends on the type of trialsL131[18:19:07] <Vaur> 5
weeks jury duty sounds not so fun
<Vaur> 5
weeks jury duty sounds not so funL132[18:19:44] <Vaur>
worst part would be not talking about it while it last
<Vaur>
worst part would be not talking about it while it lastL133[18:19:50] <Michiyo> I
have to call the day before to see if I'm even called.
<Michiyo> I
have to call the day before to see if I'm even called.L134[18:20:14] <Michiyo>
Which is great for you know... work scheduling.. lol
<Michiyo>
Which is great for you know... work scheduling.. lolL135[18:20:24] <Vaur> yep ...
L136[18:20:39] <Forecaster> sounds like a great
system
<Forecaster> sounds like a great
systemL137[18:21:06] <Vaur> specially when you
are not paid
L138[18:21:12] <Michiyo>
call after 4PM the day before.
<Michiyo>
call after 4PM the day before.L139[18:21:24] <Michiyo>
They do pay, but it's not much IIRC
<Michiyo>
They do pay, but it's not much IIRCL140[18:21:38] <Vaur> I guess it would
depends where
L141[18:22:04] <Vaur> %tonkout
L142[18:22:04] <MichiBot> Gadsbudlikins!
Vaur! You beat your own previous record of 6 hours, 19 minutes and
25 seconds (By 1 minute and 8 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L143[18:22:05] <MichiBot> Vaur has tonked
out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.006 tonk points! plus 0.01
bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 0.77859,
Position #1
L144[18:22:45] <Michiyo>
Trial jurors receive $12 for the first day of service and $20 for
each day thereafter. If you serve more than five days, you will
receive $40 per day.
<Michiyo>
Trial jurors receive $12 for the first day of service and $20 for
each day thereafter. If you serve more than five days, you will
receive $40 per day.L145[18:22:52] <Michiyo>
Like WTF man... >_>
<Michiyo>
Like WTF man... >_>L146[18:23:18] <Amanda> Aren't
employers supposed to pay as well? or is that a media lie.
L147[18:23:30] <Michiyo>
It's optional.
<Michiyo>
It's optional.L148[18:24:58] <RedstoneParkour> of course
<RedstoneParkour> of courseL149[18:25:00] <Michiyo>
Nothing like losing $200 a day.
<Michiyo>
Nothing like losing $200 a day.L150[18:29:52] <Amanda> Sure is a great
thing to see in the first paragraph for a provider: Loopia is a 💩
provider of DNS. Using DNSControl hides some of the 💩. If you are
stuck with Loopia, hopefully this will reduce the pain.
L151[18:32:13] <Forecaster> I use Loopia
<Forecaster> I use LoopiaL152[18:32:15] <Forecaster> it's fine
<Forecaster> it's fineL153[18:32:25] <Amanda> That's from
https://docs.dnscontrol.org/provider/loopia
L154[18:38:23] <Forecaster> nice
<Forecaster> niceL155[20:20:39] <Forecaster> %tonk
<Forecaster> %tonkL156[20:20:41] <MichiBot> Waesucks!
Forecaster! You beat Vaur's previous record of <0 (By 1
hour, 58 minutes and 36 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L157[20:20:42] <MichiBot>
Forecaster's new record is 1 hour, 58 minutes and 36 seconds!
Forecaster also gained 0.00198 tonk points for stealing the tonk.
Position #3. Need 0.005968 more points to pass
SpiderEveryOS!
L158[20:49:10] <Forecaster> Wow... I just encountered a
company that's truly 💩
<Forecaster> Wow... I just encountered a
company that's truly 💩L159[20:49:26] <Vaur> in
this economy ?!
<Vaur> in
this economy ?!L160[20:51:24] <Forecaster> Apparently there's a
shipping company called GLS which I've never heard of
<Forecaster> Apparently there's a
shipping company called GLS which I've never heard ofL161[20:51:59] <Forecaster> And it seems they
couldn't be bothered sending me an email telling me the
package has been delivered
<Forecaster> And it seems they
couldn't be bothered sending me an email telling me the
package has been deliveredL162[20:53:05] <Forecaster> I just got a notification
from the Klarna app which apparently had seen the tracking number
in the email when it was sent and noticed it'd been
updated
<Forecaster> I just got a notification
from the Klarna app which apparently had seen the tracking number
in the email when it was sent and noticed it'd been
updatedL163[20:53:31] <Forecaster> But I've looked and I
can't find any other messages saying it's been
delivered
<Forecaster> But I've looked and I
can't find any other messages saying it's been
deliveredL164[20:54:48] <Forecaster> But the best part is that
when I clicked on the tracking link I got to GLSs webpage, and it
told me it's been successfully delivered to ParcelShop!
Hooray!
<Forecaster> But the best part is that
when I clicked on the tracking link I got to GLSs webpage, and it
told me it's been successfully delivered to ParcelShop!
Hooray!L165[20:55:39] <Forecaster> Now what the hell is
ParcelShop?! It says "Please check "Shipment
Information" section to find the address.”
<Forecaster> Now what the hell is
ParcelShop?! It says "Please check "Shipment
Information" section to find the address.”L166[20:56:19] <Forecaster> I did that, and there's
no address... or the name of a pickup point, or anything
<Forecaster> I did that, and there's
no address... or the name of a pickup point, or anythingL167[20:56:57] <Forecaster> Just a bunch of different
tracking and reference numbers... none of which tell me
anything
<Forecaster> Just a bunch of different
tracking and reference numbers... none of which tell me
anythingL168[20:58:46] <Forecaster> A Google search leads me to
the overclockers forum where I find out that GLS use Schenker in
Sweden, and if you take one of the numbers they provided, remove
the two leading zeros and put that into Schenkers tracker it
actually tells you where the package is!
<Forecaster> A Google search leads me to
the overclockers forum where I find out that GLS use Schenker in
Sweden, and if you take one of the numbers they provided, remove
the two leading zeros and put that into Schenkers tracker it
actually tells you where the package is!L169[20:58:59] <Michiyo>
o_O
<Michiyo>
o_OL170[20:59:02] <Forecaster> Amazing
<Forecaster> AmazingL171[21:00:00] <CompanionCube> difficult
much
L172[21:02:03] <Forecaster> I just noticed that it says
DB Schenker above the number, but I did not notice that in the
jumble of stuff they threw at me
<Forecaster> I just noticed that it says
DB Schenker above the number, but I did not notice that in the
jumble of stuff they threw at meL173[21:03:42] <Forecaster> And the forum lied, you
don't need to remove the leading zeros, but they didn't
need to be included either
<Forecaster> And the forum lied, you
don't need to remove the leading zeros, but they didn't
need to be included eitherL174[21:04:13] <Forecaster> Probably because schenkers
tracker treats it like an integer
<Forecaster> Probably because schenkers
tracker treats it like an integerL175[21:05:18] <Forecaster> I've gained a new
appreciation for shipping companies that just tell you which pickup
point the package was delivered to
<Forecaster> I've gained a new
appreciation for shipping companies that just tell you which pickup
point the package was delivered toL176[21:11:04] <Forecaster> Also it was delivered
yesterday... but I only found out just now
<Forecaster> Also it was delivered
yesterday... but I only found out just now