L1[01:13:21] <Spider​EveryOS> %tonk

L2[01:13:21] <MichiBot> Darn! Spider​EveryOS! You beat your own previous record of <0 (By 6 hours, 6 minutes and 11 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L3[01:13:22] <MichiBot> SpiderEveryOS's new record is 6 hours, 6 minutes and 11 seconds! No points gained for stealing from yourself. (Lost out on 0.0061)

L4[01:13:38] <Spider​EveryOS> Forecaster should be a unicorn

L5[01:58:44] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster with mutable violet potion

L6[01:58:45] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable violet potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into an aluminium sword for 47 minutes.

L7[02:00:03] <Amanda> Purrfect

L8[04:00:21] <Forec​aster> D:

L9[04:00:32] <Forec​aster> Aluminium is a terrible material for swords

L10[04:16:47] <Forec​aster> Huh, Scott Adams (creator of Dilbert) died

L11[04:17:05] <Forec​aster> from cancer apparently

L12[04:18:09] <Forec​aster> It'd normally be sad, but he didn't believe in cancer treatment and was a bit of a conservative nutjob

L13[05:48:27] *** Joins: Hawk777 (~Hawk777@2605:1700:10aa:6600:a7f3:33d8:4c1b:ba72) Hawk777

L14[06:29:06] <Va​ur> %tonk

L15[06:29:06] <MichiBot> I'm sorry Vaur, you were not able to beat SpiderEveryOS's record of 6 hours, 6 minutes and 11 seconds this time. 5 hours, 15 minutes and 44 seconds were wasted! Missed by 50 minutes and 26 seconds!

L16[06:30:04] <Va​ur> %chug

L17[06:30:04] <MichiBot> You drink a fragrant röd potion (New!). A genie tries to turn Vaur into an octopus, but Vaur successfully dodge the beam! (19 vs DC 12)

L21[09:51:13] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!! Theres Instant Bootstrap Paradox in my soup!

L23[11:06:43] <Forec​aster> The solution to that is to not sleep where something is

L24[11:07:22] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster with mutable green potion

L25[11:07:22] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable green potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a tuna water until they exit the room.

L26[11:13:19] <Forec​aster> D:

L27[11:16:33] <Amanda> What happens if just a cup of fore leaves the room?

L28[11:17:57] <Forec​aster> I pretend don't want to know

L29[11:18:29] <Forec​aster> * probably don't want to know

L30[11:54:27] <Spider​EveryOS> %tonkout

L31[11:54:27] <MichiBot> I'm sorry Spider​EveryOS, you were not able to beat Spider​EveryOS's record of 6 hours, 6 minutes and 11 seconds this time. 5 hours, 25 minutes and 20 seconds were wasted! Missed by 40 minutes and 50 seconds!

L32[13:49:28] <Amanda> Adulting is no fun

L33[13:49:38] <Amanda> Stuck in a waiting room

L34[13:51:28] <Forec​aster> At least you're not waiting in a stuck room

L35[13:51:44] <Forec​aster> or are you...

L36[13:52:31] <Amanda> Hope not

L37[13:52:57] <Amanda> Anyway, time to entertain myself %splash @Forecaster with mutable potion

L38[13:52:57] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable unobtanium potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a unicorn boy until hell freezes over.

L39[13:53:09] <Amanda> Hecc

L40[13:53:55] <Amanda> MichiBot really wants to turn fore into a unicorn

L41[13:56:20] <Amanda> I should have brought my steamdeck

L42[14:02:54] <Forec​aster> D:<

L43[14:03:10] <Forec​aster> Where's the AC remote

L44[15:04:15] <Flamei​ngsoul> %chug

L45[15:04:15] <MichiBot> You drink a wonderful pear potion (New!). Flameingsoul's pockets suddenly contain 1d​10 => 2 Violet marbles.

L46[15:04:27] <Corded> > <Forec​aster> Where's the AC remote

L47[15:04:27] <Flamei​ngsoul> i ate the batteries

L48[15:18:57] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster with mutable potion

L49[15:18:57] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable oculemon potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a unicorn boy until they recite the litany against fear.

L50[15:19:02] <Amanda> ...

L51[15:19:11] <Amanda> Is michibot punking us?

L52[15:27:56] <Flamei​ngsoul> %splash @Forecaster

L53[15:28:04] <Flamei​ngsoul> oh i need a potion name

L54[15:28:17] <Flamei​ngsoul> i was gonna try to see if it changes to something else the 3rd time

L55[16:12:11] <Va​ur> %chug

L56[16:12:11] <MichiBot> You drink a wonderful dalekanium potion (New!). Vaur smells something burning.

L57[16:26:22] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster with mutable potion

L58[16:26:22] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable automato potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a bear boy until the next time they hug someone.

L59[16:26:30] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> Finally!

L60[16:42:42] <Corded> > <Flamei​ngsoul> oh i need a potion name

L61[16:42:43] <Forec​aster> You don't, you were on cooldown

L62[16:43:36] <Flamei​ngsoul> ooh

L63[16:46:18] <Forec​aster> %splash @Flameingsoul

L64[16:46:18] <MichiBot> You fling a big platinum potion (New!) that splashes onto @Flameingsoul. @Flameingsoul's bed is suddenly slightly less comfortable until they see a bird.

L65[16:57:10] <Flamei​ngsoul> damn

L66[16:57:21] <Flamei​ngsoul> boumd to see one atleast

L67[17:40:44] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster

L68[17:40:44] <MichiBot> You fling a sour unobtanium potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. A tiny cloud appears with a ridiculous smile on it. It follows @Forecaster until they exit the room.

L69[17:44:12] <Va​ur> %chug

L70[17:44:12] <MichiBot> You drink a woolly avesmingo potion (New!). Vaur thinks "What if, like, *we* are the potions man?". This makes no sense whatsoever.

L71[18:04:54] <Va​ur> %tonkout

L72[18:04:54] <MichiBot> Dagnammit! Va​ur! You beat Spider​EveryOS's previous record of 6 hours, 6 minutes and 11 seconds (By 4 minutes and 15 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L73[18:04:55] <MichiBot> Va​ur has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.006 tonk points! plus 0.005 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 0.12949. Position #3 => #2 (Overtook Forecaster) Need 0.00338 more points to pass Spider​EveryOS!

L74[19:08:42] <Spider​EveryOS> %sip

L75[19:08:42] <MichiBot> You drink a tiny rock potion (New!). SpiderEveryOS's eyebrows vanish for 5 hours.

L76[19:10:26] <Va​ur> %chug

L77[19:10:26] <MichiBot> You drink a dashed crimson potion (New!). The next remote Vaur looks for is extra hard to find.

L78[19:29:29] <Forec​aster> I would have expected Spider to be surprised about that, but it doesn't really look like it

L79[19:39:05] <Flamei​ngsoul> Took me a second

L80[19:44:35] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster

L81[19:44:35] <MichiBot> You fling a redacted stainless steel potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster suddenly forgets a random piece of trivia.

L82[20:08:28] <Va​ur> %tonk

L83[20:08:28] <MichiBot> Yikes! Va​ur! You beat your own previous record of <0 (By 2 hours, 3 minutes and 34 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L84[20:08:29] <MichiBot> Vaur's new record is 2 hours, 3 minutes and 34 seconds! No points gained for stealing from yourself. (Lost out on 0.00206)

L85[22:25:33] <Amanda> %choose laptopnaptime?

L86[22:25:33] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: Hm, planetary alignment doesn't seem right for that.

L87[22:25:45] <Amanda> Hrm... I'm sure it'll be fine

L89[22:27:50] <Va​ur> %tonkout

L90[22:27:51] <MichiBot> Golly! Va​ur! You beat your own previous record of 2 hours, 3 minutes and 34 seconds (By 15 minutes and 47 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L91[22:27:52] <MichiBot> Va​ur has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk points! plus 0.002 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score: 0.13349, Position #2 => #1 (Overtook SpiderEveryOS)

L92[22:28:10] <Va​ur> %chug

L93[22:28:10] <MichiBot> You drink a powdery violium potion (New!). Vaur sees the sky briefly flash solid dark blue then go back to normal.

L94[23:01:47] <Amanda> %choose rainbox or seconds

L95[23:01:47] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: I sense some "rainbox" in your future!

L96[23:02:02] <Amanda> Well, yes, but when