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L6[03:56:12] <Forec​aster> %tonk

L7[03:56:12] <MichiBot> Fudge! Forec​aster! You beat Spider ​EveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 5 hours and 33 minutes)! I hope you're happy!

L8[03:56:13] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 5 hours and 33 minutes! Forecaster also gained 0.00555 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2. Need 0.06066363 more points to pass Spider ​EveryOS!

L9[04:04:03] <Forec​aster> %redshell "Spider EveryOS"

L10[04:04:03] <MichiBot> Forec​aster: You hit Spider EveryOS! They lost 0.03033182 tonk points which you gain! Congratulations! Position #2 => #1 (Overtook Spider EveryOS)

L11[04:04:09] <Forec​aster> Nice

L20[08:44:15] <Re​nno> it's almost kind of silly how much faster my python port of my database builder pipeline is than the lua version lol

L22[09:21:13] <Forec​aster> Database builder?

L34[11:38:56] <Spider ​EveryOS> %tonkout

L35[11:38:57] <MichiBot> Yippee! Spider ​EveryOS! You beat Forec​aster's previous record of 5 hours and 33 minutes (By 2 hours, 9 minutes and 44 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L36[11:38:58] <MichiBot> Spider ​EveryOS has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.007 tonk points! plus 0.006 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to 50% because stealing) Current score: 2.6991428. Position #2 => #1 (Overtook Forecaster)

L38[13:14:30] <Forec​aster> %tonk

L39[13:14:30] <MichiBot> Darn it! Forec​aster! You beat Spider ​EveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 1 hour, 35 minutes and 33 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L40[13:14:31] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 1 hour, 35 minutes and 33 seconds! Forecaster also gained 0.00159 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2. Need 0.01441 more points to pass Spider ​EveryOS!

L42[14:36:56] <Amanda> %choose halucinate or continue homelab fuckery dispite risk or cubes or space

L43[14:36:57] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: You'll want to go with "continue homelab fuckery dispite risk".

L44[14:37:21] <Amanda> Hrm...

L45[14:41:50] <Amanda> nah

L46[14:48:48] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster

L47[14:48:49] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable rød potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a bear girl until they see a bird.

L48[15:15:51] <Forec​aster> Hey!

L49[15:16:06] <Forec​aster> I still need a red shirt apparently

L50[15:18:20] <Forec​aster> %tonk

L51[15:18:21] <MichiBot> Woooo! Forec​aster! You beat your own previous record of 1 hour, 35 minutes and 33 seconds (By 28 minutes and 17 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L52[15:18:22] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 2 hours, 3 minutes and 50 seconds! No points gained for stealing from yourself. (Lost out on 0.00047 x 2 = 0.00094)

L55[15:26:00] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!! Theres a very bad idea in my soup!

L56[15:45:16] <Amanda> %choose comfort or utility

L57[15:45:16] <MichiBot> Ama​nda: "utility" is for cool kids!

L58[15:52:24] <Amanda> %remindme 15m check if it's progressed

L59[15:52:24] <MichiBot> I'll tell you "check if it's progressed" in 15m at 12/29/2025 04:07:24 PM

L60[16:07:25] <MichiBot> Amanda REMINDER: check if it's progressed

L61[16:11:06] <Amanda> It had, in the wrong direction (was flashing an error screen_

L62[16:18:52] <Forec​aster> Maybe it was failing forward

L63[16:27:35] <Va​ur> %chug

L64[16:27:35] <MichiBot> You drink a triangular bombastium potion (New!). The bottle turns into a piece of bacon. Vaur has found 1 piece of bacon so far. (Rem. uses: 0)

L65[16:28:00] <Va​ur> %redshell "Spider EveryOS"

L66[16:28:01] <MichiBot> Va​ur: You can't target this user right now. Try again in 11 hours, 36 minutes and 2 seconds.

L67[16:38:08] <Spider ​EveryOS> %sip

L68[16:38:08] <MichiBot> You drink a stirring stainless steel potion (New!). The next remote Spider EveryOS looks for is extra hard to find.

L69[16:46:52] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster

L70[16:46:52] <MichiBot> You fling a woolly diamond potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster feels slightly faster.

L71[16:47:59] <Forec​aster> I'm a fast bear

L72[16:48:11] <Forec​aster> I should start working in a fast food chain

L73[16:50:20] <Amanda> %splash @Forecaster with mutable teal potion

L74[16:50:20] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable iron potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a rubium bear until someone turns on a lamp.

L75[16:50:51] <Forec​aster> Hm, still a bear it seems

L76[16:53:40] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> That's un-bear-able.

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L78[18:16:21] <Forec​aster> No it's the opposite, duh, 100% bear

L79[18:18:09] <Forec​aster> %tonk

L80[18:18:10] <MichiBot> Willikers! Forec​aster! You beat your own previous record of 2 hours, 3 minutes and 50 seconds (By 55 minutes and 58 seconds)! I hope you're happy!

L81[18:18:11] <MichiBot> Forecaster's new record is 2 hours, 59 minutes and 48 seconds! No points gained for stealing from yourself. (Lost out on 0.00093 x 3 = 0.00279)

L83[19:04:33] <Spider ​EveryOS> %sip

L84[19:04:33] <MichiBot> You drink a runny crimson potion (New!). Everything Spider EveryOS says is now in Wingdings until they say the phrase "Swing Ohmygawd".

L85[19:08:35] <Va​ur> %chug

L86[19:08:36] <MichiBot> You drink a silent iron potion (New!). A otter flies past that vaguely resembles someone Vaur knows.

L87[19:10:19] <Forec​aster> Great... I'm a very smart bear

L88[19:10:43] <Forec​aster> I sprayed 5-56 on the wall next to my bed because I thought it was electronic cleaner

L89[19:10:56] <Forec​aster> and now that's all I smell laying here...

L90[19:11:58] <Forec​aster> I looked at the can, it said 5-56, I could smell it, but it didn't register because I'd forgotten I even had that...

L91[19:12:06] <Forec​aster> 😐

L92[19:15:40] <Forec​aster> fortunately it seems some cleaning spray has overpowered it

L93[19:17:14] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster with mutable potion

L94[19:17:14] <MichiBot> You fling a mutable dalekanium potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster turns into a sapphire cat girl until they download a car.

L95[19:17:24] <Brisingr​ Aerowing> Now you're a cat.

L96[19:17:31] <Forec​aster> D:<

L97[19:34:26] <Forec​aster> _steals Amandas prime nap spot_

L99[19:53:07] <Va​ur> %chug

L100[19:53:07] <MichiBot> You drink a dashed rød potion (New!). Vaur turns into an orange unicorn boy until they have a still potion.

L101[19:55:15] <Mic​hiyo> I am the master of my own network again, for the first time in 7 years. I can do whatever I want! Opnsense here I come.... likely next month or so cause... Moving is going to take priority and I need to be packing ._. Hopefully I have a place to move to!

L102[19:56:41] <Va​ur> nice, what the hardware hosting it ?

L103[19:57:28] <Va​ur> what is*

L104[19:58:22] <Forec​aster> I also hope you have a place to move to

L105[19:58:34] <Forec​aster> having to move to [ ] is such a pain

L106[20:28:41] <Corded> > <Va​ur> nice, what the hardware hosting it ?

L107[20:28:41] <Mic​hiyo> I'm going to virtualize it on my VM host, a 5950x with 128GB of RAM. I don't have any MiniPCs I can deploy it on so it goes with the rest of my VMs lol

L108[20:29:55] <Izzy> speaking of

L109[20:30:10] <Izzy> I had a Bad Time due to making my VM host fall over and taking the network out at site #1

L110[20:31:10] <Va​ur> my main proxmox is a on a m720q, I'm addicted to those machines ngl

L111[20:31:57] <Izzy> so my genius plan is to hook up an optiplex micro with proxmox and a second router VM as a spare, hook it up to a smart plug that will ping the router every few minutes, and if it fails for long enough it will power on the spare

L112[20:35:47] <Va​ur> nice

L113[20:37:07] <Izzy> means it won't be wasting power idling but I'll have a backup in case I really screw something up again

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L116[22:26:58] <Corded> > <Mic​hiyo> I am the master of my own network again, for the first time…

L117[22:26:58] <Liizzi​i-chan> Think Ima do something like that when I get back from my Wales trip. Just stick the virgin media router into modem mode and use my own shit

L118[22:31:55] <Mic​hiyo> I've hated having to deal with the roommate being such an asshole about the network. "Can we switch to Opnsense or something it's a lot more flexible than the normal residential router we have, and we're PRETTY power usery..." "No, I don't know how it works so I don't want to do that." "But... VLANs, and All the other neat stuff we

L119[22:31:55] <Corded> could set up!" "Nah"

L120[22:32:49] <Mic​hiyo> I had to make a damn VM that "bridged" 2 internal networks to fake VLAN support so my fucking phones could work with custom DHCP options because the RESIDENTIAL router has NO idea what a VLAN, or DHCP Option 66 is

L121[22:33:10] <Mic​hiyo> Then I had to run DHCP and DNS on said VM JUST FOR THAT. like what a damn waste.

L122[22:36:03] <Re​nno> if there is anything I'm learning about you Michiyo, it's that you are cursed to have problems with roommates

L123[22:41:12] <Mic​hiyo> I mean, it's the same roommates causing all of the problems.

L124[22:41:25] <Mic​hiyo> They're the ones moving out, breaking out lease too.

L125[22:41:34] <Mic​hiyo> %s/out/our/

L126[22:41:34] <MichiBot> <Michiyo> They're the ones moving our, breaking out lease too.

L127[22:41:43] <Mic​hiyo> fuck

L128[22:41:43] <Mic​hiyo> lmfao

L129[22:42:18] <Mic​hiyo> I know one fucking thing. I'm not doing the roommate shit again. I got my wife, and kids, and I'mma bout to kick the oldest one out if she doesn't start pulling her weight