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<RedstoneParkour> %sip
L4[00:14:58] <MichiBot> You drink a molten
electrum potion (New!). The potion contained a computer virus! It
just changed RedstoneParkour's background...
L5[00:32:36] <Corded> > <MichiBot>
Forecaster: You hit Spider EveryOS! They lost 0.002046 ton…
L6[00:32:36]

<Vaur>
probably the saddest shell I have ever seen
L7[00:32:40]

<Vaur>
%tonk
L8[00:32:42] <MichiBot> Shoot! Vaur! You
beat Spider EveryOS's previous record of <0 (By 2 hours,
59 minutes and 9 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L9[00:32:43] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 2 hours, 59 minutes and 9 seconds! Vaur also gained
0.00299 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need
0.001391 more points to pass Forecaster!
L10[01:00:10] ⇦
Quits: Hobbyboy (Hobbyboy@hobbyboy.co.uk) (Quit: The BNC has
broken!)
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(Hobbyboy@hobbyboy.co.uk) Hobbyboy
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<RedstoneParkour> %sip
L13[01:04:30] <MichiBot> You drink a silent
cyan potion (New!). A warp zone opens up next to RedstoneParkour.
(Use %warp to jump in)
L14[01:04:42]

<RedstoneParkour> %warp
L15[01:04:44] <MichiBot> You end up in a
dimension populated by otter robots.
L16[01:04:56]

<RedstoneParkour> interesting
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Quits: Hawk777 (~Hawk777@2001:569:7cae:7e00:e006:560b:ca91:c187)
(Quit: Leaving.)
L18[03:26:21] *
Amanda meows and looks around
L19[03:34:21]

<RedstoneParkour> %tonk
L20[03:34:23] <MichiBot> Jiminy Cricket!
RedstoneParkour! You beat Vaur's previous record of 2 hours,
59 minutes and 9 seconds (By 2 minutes and 31 seconds)! I hope
you're happy!
L21[03:34:24] <MichiBot>
RedstoneParkour's new record is 3 hours, 1 minute and 40
seconds! RedstoneParkour also gained 0.00012 (0.00004 x 3) tonk
points for stealing the tonk. Position #5. Need 0.20803 more points
to pass CompanionCube!
L22[03:34:28]

<RedstoneParkour> %sip
L23[03:34:30] <MichiBot> You drink a
freezing solarium potion (New!). A giant boulder is rolling towards
RedstoneParkour! They fail to evade it with a 7 vs DC 15 and takes
1d6 => 6 damage.
L24[03:37:19]

<Forecaster> dangit
L25[03:37:22]

<Forecaster> %sip
L26[03:37:24] <MichiBot> You drink a sweet
röd potion (New!). The potion bottle insults Forecaster's
haircut.
L27[03:37:30]

<Forecaster> D:<
L28[03:37:54]

<Forecaster> _chucks the bottle_
L29[03:51:44] *
Amanda orders MichiBot some %soup
L30[03:51:47] <MichiBot> Waiter!! Waiter!!
Theres exactly 68.9 megatons of TNT in my soup!
L31[03:52:21] *
Amanda checks on Fore in The Enclosure
L32[03:53:39]

<Forecaster> I can't believe you let
rude bottles in here D:<
L33[04:01:10] <Amanda> MichiBot keeps
smuggling them in
L34[04:02:26]

<Forecaster> Also there are no fish in
here (anymore) and I'm hungry
L35[04:06:54] <Amanda> Did you check the
dungeon?
L36[04:07:04] <Amanda> It's been fully
flooded by now
L37[04:15:13]

<Forecaster> I don't have a sword
>:
L38[05:11:52] <Amanda> I'm sure
it'll be fiiinnneeee
L39[05:12:00] <Amanda> besides, as a shark
girl, your teeth grow back!
L40[05:12:10] <Amanda> So you have infinite
swords!
L41[05:18:26]

<RedstoneParkour> %sip
L42[05:18:27] <MichiBot> You drink a
proprietary violium potion (New!). RedstoneParkour turns into a
redstone goat unicorn boy until they have a naqahdah potion.
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Joins: kirill (~kirill@i5387A1E1.versanet.de)
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Quits: kirill (~kirill@i5387A1E1.versanet.de) (Client
Quit)
L45[06:24:55]

<Vaur>
%sip
L46[06:24:56] <MichiBot> You drink a gloopy
pear potion (New!). Vaur's nails turn the color of aqua until
they sneeze.
L47[06:35:19]

<Forecaster> Amanda that's not the
same thing > - >
L48[06:37:05]

<RedstoneParkour> %tonkout
L49[06:37:06] <MichiBot> Eureka!
RedstoneParkour! You beat your own previous record of 3 hours, 1
minute and 40 seconds (By 1 minute and 2 seconds)! I hope
you're happy!
L50[06:37:07] <MichiBot> RedstoneParkour
has tonked out! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.003 tonk points!
plus 0.004 bonus points for consecutive hours! Current score:
1.45626, Position #5 Need 0.20103 more points to pass
CompanionCube!
L51[06:37:13]

<RedstoneParkour> %sip
L52[06:37:14] <MichiBot> You drink a
triangular violet potion (New!). The bottle turns into a pink
spear.
L53[08:30:09]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster
L54[08:30:11] <MichiBot> You fling a shaky
redstone potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster
barely manages to catch a red shell that appears in front of them!
(Rem. uses: 3)
L55[08:32:22]

<Spider
EveryOS> %sip shaky redstone potion
L56[08:32:24] <MichiBot> You drink a shaky
redstone potion. Spider EveryOS barely manages to catch a red shell
that appears in front of them! (Rem. uses: 2)
L57[08:32:37]

<Spider
EveryOS> %tonk
L58[08:32:38] <MichiBot> Gadsbudlikins!
Spider EveryOS! You beat RedstoneParkour's previous record
of <0 (By 1 hour, 55 minutes and 32 seconds)! I hope you're
happy!
L59[08:32:39] <MichiBot> Spider
EveryOS's new record is 1 hour, 55 minutes and 32 seconds!
Spider EveryOS also gained 0.00193 tonk points for stealing the
tonk. Position #1.
L60[08:34:19] ⇦
Quits: lunar_sam (~sam@ool-43522557.dyn.optonline.net) (Read error:
Connection reset by peer)
L61[08:36:55]

<Vaur> %sip
shaky redstone potion
L62[08:36:57] <MichiBot> You drink a shaky
redstone potion. Vaur barely manages to catch a red shell that
appears in front of them! (Rem. uses: 1)
L63[08:58:45]

<Forecaster> %sip shaky redstone
L64[08:58:46] <MichiBot> You drink a shaky
redstone potion. Forecaster barely manages to catch a red shell
that appears in front of them! (Rem. uses: 0)
L65[09:14:45]

<Spider
EveryOS> %sip
L66[09:14:46] <MichiBot> You drink a rising
aether potion (New!). Spider EveryOS's skin turn the color of
chocolate until they use "Doom Swing" in a
sentence.
L67[09:56:54]

<Forecaster> chocolate spider?!
L68[09:57:39]

<Jaja
Steele> %sip
L69[09:57:41] <MichiBot> You drink a hot
toxictop potion (New!). Jaja Steele's hair glows the color of
iron until someone turns off a lamp.
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<RedstoneParkour> %sip
L72[10:28:35] <MichiBot> You drink a forked
strawberry potion (New!). Dramatic music briefly plays in the
distance.
L73[11:03:41]

<Vaur>
%tonk
L74[11:03:42] <MichiBot> Jeepers! Vaur!
You beat Spider EveryOS's previous record of 1 hour, 55
minutes and 32 seconds (By 35 minutes and 31 seconds)! I hope
you're happy!
L75[11:03:43] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 2 hours, 31 minutes and 3 seconds! Vaur also gained
0.00118 (0.00059 x 2) tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position
#3. Need 0.000211 more points to pass Forecaster!
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Quits: fingercomp (fingercomp@fomalhaut.me) (Quit: .)
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<Brisingr
Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster
L81[13:09:30] <MichiBot> You fling a soft
oculemon potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. A piece of
bacon appears in front of {user}. @Forecaster has found 1 piece of
bacon so far. (Rem. uses: 0)
L82[13:09:47]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> Template fail
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Quits: fingercomp (fingercomp@fomalhaut.me) (Quit: .)
L85[13:18:59]

<Forecaster> Yeah that happens
sometimes
L86[13:19:03]

<Forecaster> Not sure why
L87[13:20:49]

<Forecaster> Hmm, maybe it does that when
there are multiple of the same placeholder in the template
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<Forecaster> %tonkout
L91[13:55:24] <MichiBot> Blast!
Forecaster! You beat Vaur's previous record of 2 hours, 31
minutes and 3 seconds (By 20 minutes and 37 seconds)! I hope
you're happy!
L92[13:55:25] <MichiBot> Forecaster has
stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.002 tonk
points! plus 0.001 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to
50% because stealing) Current score: 1.938361. Position #2 Need
0.001158 more points to pass Spider EveryOS!
L93[14:02:49]

<Spider
EveryOS> %sip
L94[14:02:50] <MichiBot> You drink an
aligned silver potion (New!). Spider EveryOS shrinks by a
negligible amount for 42 seconds.
L95[14:09:10]

<Jaja
Steele> %sip
L96[14:09:11] <MichiBot> You drink a
fragrant amethyst potion (New!). Jaja Steele feels slightly less
agile.
L97[14:11:47]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> %splash @Forecaster
L98[14:11:49] <MichiBot> You fling a gloopy
coral potion (New!) that splashes onto @Forecaster. @Forecaster
comes face to face with a basilisk! @Forecaster is turned to stone
until they say the phrase "Ohmygawd Mew" (2 vs DC
14)
L99[14:18:19]

<Forecaster> That's going to be
difficult...
L100[14:19:26]

<Jaja
Steele> Oh well, at least there's some new
decoration
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(Quit: Leaving.)
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(Quit: Insert quantum chemistry joke here)
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<Vaur>
%tonk
L106[16:19:25] <MichiBot> Swell! Vaur!
You beat Forecaster's previous record of <0 (By 2 hours,
24 minutes and 1 second)! I hope you're happy!
L107[16:19:26] <MichiBot> Vaur's new
record is 2 hours, 24 minutes and 1 second! Vaur also gained 0.0024
tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #3. Need 0.001311 more
points to pass Forecaster!
L108[17:04:58] *
Amanda pawhugs Elfi close, meows eepily about the pizza place she
went to with an apparently-manfunctioning fire alarm
L109[17:05:00] <Amanda> Night girls
L110[17:18:13]

<Spider
EveryOS> %sip
L111[17:18:14] <MichiBot> You drink a
boiling gold potion (New!). A sudden craving for soup occupies
Spider EveryOS's thoughts until they steal a shoe.
L112[17:24:43]

<Jaja
Steele> %sip
L113[17:24:44] <MichiBot> You drink a
square purple potion (New!). The bottle turns into a weather
bow.
L114[17:25:02]

<Jaja
Steele> what does a weather bow do tho
L115[17:35:47]

<Brisingr
Aerowing> Shoots lightning / wind arrows
L116[20:26:21]

<Spider
EveryOS> %tonkout
L117[20:26:22] <MichiBot> Holy cracked
crack Batman! Spider EveryOS! You beat Vaur's previous
record of 2 hours, 24 minutes and 1 second (By 1 hour, 42 minutes
and 54 seconds)! I hope you're happy!
L118[20:26:23] <MichiBot> Spider EveryOS
has stolen the tonkout! Tonk has been reset! They gained 0.004 tonk
points! plus 0.003 bonus points for consecutive hours! (Reduced to
50% because stealing) Current score: 1.948019. Position #1
L119[20:28:42]

<Jaja
Steele> %sip
L120[20:28:43] <MichiBot> You drink a
crumbling chocolate potion (New!). The bottle splits into two
revealing a smaller Dotted Adamantium potion.
L121[20:29:00]

<Jaja
Steele> %sip Dotted Adamantium
L122[20:29:07]

<Jaja
Steele> i have no idea how it wors lmao
L123[21:07:17]

<Spider
EveryOS> I don't think anybody is getting to 4 points this
year
L124[21:07:17]

<Spider
EveryOS> I recall I was briefly 4 points last year
L125[21:22:07] <Corded> > <Jaja
Steele> i have no idea how it wors lmao
L126[21:22:07]

<Forecaster> You can't drink another
potion within 30 minutes
L127[21:22:25]

<Jaja
Steele> ah i see
L128[21:26:22]

<Forecaster> %tonk %sip
L129[21:26:23] <MichiBot> Jiminy Cricket!
Forecaster! You beat Spider EveryOS's previous record of
<0 (By 1 hour)! I hope you're happy!
L130[21:26:24] <MichiBot>
Forecaster's new record is 1 hour! Forecaster also gained
0.001 tonk points for stealing the tonk. Position #2. Need 0.008658
more points to pass Spider EveryOS!
L131[21:26:25] <MichiBot> You drink a
dangerous apple potion (New!). The bottle turns into a weather
dagger.
L132[23:03:11] ⇦
Quits: ping (~uwu@femboy.me) (Ping timeout: 198
seconds)
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